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#88 - at the risk of getting so much hate and red thumbs, he should … [+] (4 new replies)	12/05/2015 on Who's Your Daddy Steam...	+5
#101 - mrjweezy (12/05/2015) [-] thats who i was implying. iv seen him play games like this before and im sure if show him it on the comments he will go for it. im willing to bet money he will make at least one video on it. #131 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] I'd say twitter is the best choice to get it to him... #113 - sirmatthew (12/05/2015) [-] Heck, Ive never done a gameplay video/commentary, but I might start with this game and a friend. It looks insanely fun. #96 - mrevitcartta (12/05/2015) [-] It's true though. Hate him or love him whenever pewdiepie plays a game the dollars roll in like a japanese tsunami.
#87 - Holy **** this is amazing. I almost cried from laughing…	12/05/2015 on Who's Your Daddy Steam...	0
#38 - Kind of my thoughts too you know, it'll show I put some though… [+] (12 new replies)	12/05/2015 on What Not To Get Your...	+1
#49 - toosexyforyou (12/05/2015) [-] Don't get a back up. Don't even think about getting a back up. #42 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] go for swag and buy a two sided bong. i'm kidding i always go either for something that she actually could use or something she likes buy wouldn't buy because she have priorities set about her budget. IT NOT THE SAME AS "SHE CANT AFFORD IT" get it? no more than 30-50 bucks. those are gifts #52 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] I see what you're saying mate but I think I'll go with >>#49, here. tbh if she doesn't appreciate my hand crafted plexi light up rabbit badass , then it's her problem. #59 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] *akirafudo used "roll picture"* akirafudo rolled image don't do it man, also needs more work, hey you can go ahead and buy the necklase and the make the lamp as a model of it, she will suck your soul through your dick #61 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] it's not finished of course I barely started, just transferred the silhouette onto the plexi like i said I'll still give all of this some thought, but I will make it anyway because I like doing shit like that, it's fun. #40 - supername (12/05/2015) [-] Yeah, I understand what you are saying. If you do end up getting a back just get something cheap like a rabbit cellphone strap or something as long as it's not something crazy expensive and assuming you actually asked her out by then it should be cool and not clingy. Honestly, I would personally just buy movie tickets it's relatively cheap and noncommittal but still pretty fun, especially since star wars is coming out on the 18 it could be fun blockbuster to kill some time at, with out looking to clingy. Just my 2 cents either way good luck, bro. #53 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] Hey movie tickets are a good idea, that's how I got with my first gf (relatively long time ago). Thanks for them 2 cents bby #44 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] you cant talk in a teather and in star wars you will get shit for not taking it serious in the first weeks or something. rabbit earrings, or a carrot necklace like this: www.amazon.com/Swarovski-Elements-Crystal-Necklace-Extender/dp/B00GXTU0HU/ref=sr_1_8?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1449289401&sr=1-8&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=bunny+necklace #54 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] cool idea for a gift you can't talk during the movie but you can make small comments and do the classic stretch hug lol and after the movie go for a walk and you have something to talk about. #57 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] don't do that stretch hug, you either hug her like is no big deal or not, also all the virgin eyes would jinx it, if you HAVE to go to the movies, you might as well see the crappiest movie on display, like pixels or something, 2 or 3 people and both of you, hey, you can go for a joint in there and even fuck or something #60 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] yeah it's cheesy, i was kidding we'll see I'll have to give it some thought still #47 - supername (12/05/2015) [-] I also said strap as an alternative, plus in my experience while you can't talk in a theater the conversations following the movie are pretty fun. But the examples you picked out are pretty good options as well.
#39 - who would have though a knife cutting book corners could be so sexual	12/05/2015 on Book Gore	0
#25 - There's a girl I've been seeing but we're not together, and it… [+] (20 new replies)	12/05/2015 on What Not To Get Your...	+3
#48 - toosexyforyou (12/05/2015) [-] I can basically guarantee you that she will not think it's "too much" or "clingy" or anything of that sort. It's something small that you were able to make yourself within a short amount of time, it sounds perfect. Even if she doesn't like you and denies your advances, she will remember you and that gift forever every time her future boyfriend gives her a shit gift and bones her. #50 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] damn that last sentence made laugh and a bit sad at the same time yeah when you put it that way it's a safe bet pic related, progress quick pic sorry for shitty ass quality #51 - toosexyforyou (12/05/2015) [-] Yeah it's perfect, don't get a backup, it will make you feel less confident with that gift. #55 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] thanks, advice appreciated #39 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] *akirafudo used "roll picture"* akirafudo rolled image make it now, dont give it to her until next year, only if she is still your girlfriend, make a move, do not talk about you making a move, i mean: don't tell her you like her, lover, care about her, have a crush, infatuation, illusion or attracted to her. spend a nice time with her, joke, make her feel nice and relaxed, do no open up, do not let her to open up, don't talk romantic do romantic stuff without making it a big deal, tell her she looks hot or related, dont use cute, dont be a dick neither, be you but DO NOT BE CLINGY. your move is the kiss go with the flow, if she looks like she gonna ask why, go for it again, even, if you have sex DO NOT TELL HER NOTING ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP, that issue has to be brought BY HER. she eventually is going to ask, "what are we?" then you tell her "whatever you want us to be" then it might me a relationship, but give 3 months to give her the "i'm lesbians with you" #45 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] oh m8y m8 do I know all about those mistakes. I made every single one of those with the last girl I tried to get with, almost 2 years ago now I think. She came over once and we made out a bit, tomorrow I did the retarded confession that I like her, and of course I got the cliche fuck off (not ready for relationship blah blah, she got a bf 2 weeks after). She was amazing and after that it took me like a year to get over her lol. With this one I am doing just what you said so far and I'd say it's going well. I asked her to go out for a drink but she asked "is anyone else going", I almost said something like "hurr durr but I'd like to go with you only", fortunately I played it off as in yeah called one mutual friend but he couldn't make it etc etc, then she asked if her friend (female) can come with us, I said sure ok cya there. We hung out the her friend put her coat on and I was like "eh we leavin?" then the girls said we can go to your place a bit and yeah, citation from first comment. #37 - supername (12/05/2015) [-] I say go for it if like you said things go well tomorrow, it shows that you put some time and effort into actually making something for her. But I also think you should have a back-up just in case she may want something else. #38 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] Kind of my thoughts too you know, it'll show I put some thought and effort into it. Now about the back-up, I don't know mane first thought is to buy something and since we're not even in a relationship (yet, I hope) it may seem like I take us way too serious already and we're not even "us", if it makes sense? #49 - toosexyforyou (12/05/2015) [-] Don't get a back up. Don't even think about getting a back up. #42 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] go for swag and buy a two sided bong. i'm kidding i always go either for something that she actually could use or something she likes buy wouldn't buy because she have priorities set about her budget. IT NOT THE SAME AS "SHE CANT AFFORD IT" get it? no more than 30-50 bucks. those are gifts #52 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] I see what you're saying mate but I think I'll go with >>#49, here. tbh if she doesn't appreciate my hand crafted plexi light up rabbit badass , then it's her problem. #59 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] *akirafudo used "roll picture"* akirafudo rolled image don't do it man, also needs more work, hey you can go ahead and buy the necklase and the make the lamp as a model of it, she will suck your soul through your dick #61 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] it's not finished of course I barely started, just transferred the silhouette onto the plexi like i said I'll still give all of this some thought, but I will make it anyway because I like doing shit like that, it's fun. #40 - supername (12/05/2015) [-] Yeah, I understand what you are saying. If you do end up getting a back just get something cheap like a rabbit cellphone strap or something as long as it's not something crazy expensive and assuming you actually asked her out by then it should be cool and not clingy. Honestly, I would personally just buy movie tickets it's relatively cheap and noncommittal but still pretty fun, especially since star wars is coming out on the 18 it could be fun blockbuster to kill some time at, with out looking to clingy. Just my 2 cents either way good luck, bro. #53 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] Hey movie tickets are a good idea, that's how I got with my first gf (relatively long time ago). Thanks for them 2 cents bby #44 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] you cant talk in a teather and in star wars you will get shit for not taking it serious in the first weeks or something. rabbit earrings, or a carrot necklace like this: www.amazon.com/Swarovski-Elements-Crystal-Necklace-Extender/dp/B00GXTU0HU/ref=sr_1_8?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1449289401&sr=1-8&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=bunny+necklace #54 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] cool idea for a gift you can't talk during the movie but you can make small comments and do the classic stretch hug lol and after the movie go for a walk and you have something to talk about. #57 - akirafudo (12/05/2015) [-] don't do that stretch hug, you either hug her like is no big deal or not, also all the virgin eyes would jinx it, if you HAVE to go to the movies, you might as well see the crappiest movie on display, like pixels or something, 2 or 3 people and both of you, hey, you can go for a joint in there and even fuck or something #60 - toncheky (12/05/2015) [-] yeah it's cheesy, i was kidding we'll see I'll have to give it some thought still #47 - supername (12/05/2015) [-] I also said strap as an alternative, plus in my experience while you can't talk in a theater the conversations following the movie are pretty fun. But the examples you picked out are pretty good options as well.
#79 - good point	12/05/2015 on this	0
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#95 - Thanks m8	12/04/2015 on Hunger GAmes	+1
#68 - what the **** [+] (2 new replies)	12/04/2015 on Hunger GAmes	-2
#70 - calseeyum (12/04/2015) [-] You have internet, just fucking google it. #88 - dehnoobshow (12/04/2015) [-] Hunger game chronological order? lol just google it. Metal Gear chronological order? Allow me to teach you the basics of CQC.
#62 - I thought there were names like Mocking Jay or something... th… [+] (7 new replies)	12/04/2015 on Hunger GAmes	-5
#79 - itswarwick (12/04/2015) [-] The Hunger Games (2012)[edit] Main article: The Hunger Games (film) Every year, in the ruins of what was once North America, the Capitol of the nation of Panem forces each of its 12 districts to send a teenage boy and girl, between the ages of 12 and 18, to compete in the Hunger Games: a nationally televised event in which "tributes" fight each other within the arena, until one survivor remains. When Primrose Everdeen is selected, her sister Katniss volunteers in her place to enter the games and is forced to rely upon her instincts when she's pitted against other tributes. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)[edit] Main article: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Along with fellow District 12 victor Peeta Mellark, Katniss Everdeen returned home safely after winning the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Winning means that they must turn around and leave their family and close friends, embarking on a "Victor's Tour" of the districts. Along the way Katniss senses that a rebellion is simmering, but the Capitol is still very much in control as President Snow prepares the 75th Annual Hunger Games - the Quarter Quell - a competition that could change Panem forever. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014)[edit] Main article: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 Katniss Everdeen finds herself in District 13 after she shatters the games forever. Under the leadership of President Coin and the advice of her trusted friends, Katniss spreads her wings as she fights to save Peeta, along with other victors and a nation moved by her courage. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015)[edit] ~Wikipedia #95 - toncheky (12/04/2015) [-] Thanks m8 #67 - MuahahaOfLore (12/04/2015) [-] You Lazy SHit #68 - toncheky (12/04/2015) [-] what the fuck #70 - calseeyum (12/04/2015) [-] You have internet, just fucking google it. #88 - dehnoobshow (12/04/2015) [-] Hunger game chronological order? lol just google it. Metal Gear chronological order? Allow me to teach you the basics of CQC. #66 - MuahahaOfLore Comment deleted by toncheky
#162 - ayy	12/04/2015 on Orgasm	0
#54 - can someone tell me all the hunger games movies in chronologic… [+] (12 new replies)	12/04/2015 on Hunger GAmes	-11
#90 - theugandanhero (12/04/2015) [-] Wow you guys, Jesus. Stay classy, Funnyjunk. #81 - pivotmasterdmtwo (12/04/2015) [-] Holy fuck you're retarded #59 - unggoy (12/04/2015) [-] Hunger Games 1 Hunger Games 2 Hunger Games 2.5 Hunger Games 3 #78 - iambartichello (12/04/2015) [-] it would be 3 and 3.5 though #62 - toncheky (12/04/2015) [-] I thought there were names like Mocking Jay or something... thanks anyway. #79 - itswarwick (12/04/2015) [-] The Hunger Games (2012)[edit] Main article: The Hunger Games (film) Every year, in the ruins of what was once North America, the Capitol of the nation of Panem forces each of its 12 districts to send a teenage boy and girl, between the ages of 12 and 18, to compete in the Hunger Games: a nationally televised event in which "tributes" fight each other within the arena, until one survivor remains. When Primrose Everdeen is selected, her sister Katniss volunteers in her place to enter the games and is forced to rely upon her instincts when she's pitted against other tributes. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)[edit] Main article: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Along with fellow District 12 victor Peeta Mellark, Katniss Everdeen returned home safely after winning the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Winning means that they must turn around and leave their family and close friends, embarking on a "Victor's Tour" of the districts. Along the way Katniss senses that a rebellion is simmering, but the Capitol is still very much in control as President Snow prepares the 75th Annual Hunger Games - the Quarter Quell - a competition that could change Panem forever. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014)[edit] Main article: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 Katniss Everdeen finds herself in District 13 after she shatters the games forever. Under the leadership of President Coin and the advice of her trusted friends, Katniss spreads her wings as she fights to save Peeta, along with other victors and a nation moved by her courage. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015)[edit] ~Wikipedia #95 - toncheky (12/04/2015) [-] Thanks m8 #67 - MuahahaOfLore (12/04/2015) [-] You Lazy SHit #68 - toncheky (12/04/2015) [-] what the fuck #70 - calseeyum (12/04/2015) [-] You have internet, just fucking google it. #88 - dehnoobshow (12/04/2015) [-] Hunger game chronological order? lol just google it. Metal Gear chronological order? Allow me to teach you the basics of CQC. #66 - MuahahaOfLore Comment deleted by toncheky
#45 - He is the myth, he is the legend.	12/04/2015 on (untitled)	0
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#75 - Oh it's the title... I thought it was some pun or something, n…	12/04/2015 on Inside Out	0
#70 - what's the movie [+] (2 new replies)	12/04/2015 on Inside Out	0
#71 - foodyquest (12/04/2015) [-] Inside Out #75 - toncheky (12/04/2015) [-] Oh it's the title... I thought it was some pun or something, not the name of the movie. Thanks.
#50 - not that it's a bad piece of art, it's pretty cool actually, b… [+] (1 new reply)	12/04/2015 on cool story	0
#56 - clintonator (12/04/2015) [-] Yeah, it wasn't my intention to come off that way. What i wanted to say is i love the comic above and i try to draw things with similar inspiration in mind, though mine isn't as good.
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#36 - oh my who would have thought [+] (5 new replies)	12/03/2015 on Anon watches Storage Wars	+49
#78 - arolexion (12/03/2015) [-] definitely not my drony mom thats for sure. #38 - nachobeldavid (12/03/2015) [-] At least, 204 people. #50 - thrifty (12/03/2015) [-] I was thinking more like 304. #54 - nachobeldavid (12/03/2015) [-] It keeps growing. It wasn't even that great of a comment, just a general statement. I'm in the top 15. #68 - thrifty (12/03/2015) [-] You're supposed to say '754', then I'm supposed to say 'it's a deal!