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toncheky

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#72 - I wish I knew history so I could laugh at these.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia +1
#91 - gerfox (12/11/2015) [-]
Ill give you the short version.
Prussia was a militaristic monarchy which existed in eastern Germany and parts of Poland and Kaliningrad from about the 1600s until 1871. From about 1700 they were known for being a powerful military force, even though they didnt have so many soldiers. They were decisive in many wars. For instance in the war of the Seventh Coalition the last war against Napoleonic France after he returned from his forced exile on Elba, and seized power , it was the Prussian troops led by General Blücher who tipped the balance in favor of the coalition.

In the 1860s Otto von Bismarck (the guy in the first picture, with and epic moustache - and often portrayed with a pointy helmet) rose to power as chancellor of Prussia. The king he served under was weaker or wiser, depending on who you ask than his predecessors and let Bismarck do most of the statesmanship. Bismarck then set upon the great task of unifying all German people under one flag. Bismarcks had to close friends who worked with him (which names I dont remember now) who reformed the army, and made it very modern, very efficient - and they even introduced conscription so that they could match the army sizes of France and Austria for a short while. Needless to say they whopped the asses of Denmark, Austria and allies - and France in short succession. In the war against Denmark they seized the duchy of Schleswig-Holstein in Northern Germany/Southern Denmark. The war against Austria put an end to the great Austrian influence on the German nations, and effectively toppled Austria as central Europes biggest power.

Then they fought France for control of Alsace/Lorraine, and humiliated the French, which had the worlds biggest army at the time, in such a way that the 2nd empire was dissolved and Emperor Napoleon 3. had to abdicate.

Then they formed Germany, and the rest is history although it didn't end happily for Bismarck. He didnt get that well along with the son of the original king, and in the 1880s he was put aside as the new German Emperor had colonial ambitions, and Bismarck didnt feel that such endeavours were necessary. Bismarcks fall from power marks the beginning of the build-up to the first world war.

Other famous Prussians are for instance the moral philosopher Immanuel Kant, and the Prussian King Frederick The Great - or Friedrich der Große in German. He was king of Prussia, and he was renown for how well he ran Prussia. He improved the life of his subjects greatly, rebuilt villages destroyed by plague, built canals to promote shipping - and was truly great. Furthermore, he was greatly interested in political philosophy, and was known to send letters with his close friend, Voltaire, who's writings inspired both the French and the American revolution. He was also passionately interested in art, and was the patron of an army of painters and musicians. He himself also composed when he had the time, and published several works.

I think that covers most of what was in this comp.
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#129 - internetexplain (12/11/2015) [-]
Friedrich the Great was also one of , if not the greatest general of his time.
#60 - wow man I don't think ant acid would help  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Reject +2
#61 - charak (12/11/2015) [-]
ha
#46 -   12/11/2015 on The torture +1
#57 - I ate a bag and a half of some greasy oily salty chips/crisps …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Reject +4
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#84 - panacamanana (12/11/2015) [-]
ill send help asap m8. but you know youll do is again as soon as the pain subsides
#88 - toncheky (12/11/2015) [-]
it's the sad truth...
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#59 - charak (12/11/2015) [-]
Antacid is your friend.
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#60 - toncheky (12/11/2015) [-]
wow man I don't think ant acid would help
#61 - charak (12/11/2015) [-]
ha
#21 - that's a sick ******* tv 12/10/2015 on black magic 0
#88 - AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER 12/10/2015 on ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR +1
#100 - I'm not from USA, worth noting, but do anti-gun people there d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on (untitled) +2
#113 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
it also doesn't help that the mexican drug cartel is known for smuggling guns already, so a full ban won't work anyways.
#41 - I have to say, this was a wild ride. But I love it 12/10/2015 on so two aliens go to earth... +2
#25 - **** i'm 5 10 time to stretch 12/10/2015 on Daredevil +3
#58 - say hi to her 12/10/2015 on Buttholee's webm comp part... 0
#3331 - Batteries it is. 12/10/2015 on /hobby/ 0
#3329 - maybehuman smartythechicken heartsickruben 80% fin…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on /hobby/ +4
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#3332 - smartythechicken (12/10/2015) [-]
when fluffy the hoodest rabbit transcends physical form smh
looks good
place it outside someones window to scare the fuck outta them
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#3330 - maybehuman (12/10/2015) [-]
batteries.
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#3331 - toncheky (12/10/2015) [-]
Batteries it is.
#243 - noice 12/10/2015 on BEST FJ UPDATE EVER 0
#25 - why do you even have to bring sjw into this... 12/10/2015 on Friendship +4
#24 - ******* hell, the plot twist.. tears don't you even… 12/10/2015 on Friendship 0
#115 - Makes me sad too, because that poor man is about to die. R… 12/10/2015 on Ticket Please by Joel... 0
#32 - nice torque 12/10/2015 on 1 mini horse power +1
#72 - these posts are 2 years old 12/09/2015 on Jennifew Lawrence 0
#56 - I said to myself if I ever want to kill myself, I will kill so… 12/09/2015 on He's got a point +1
#3328 - Thanks, I'll do this pattern on it though. 12/09/2015 on /hobby/ 0
#37 - Half true, not real war but they use real life prisoners to be… 12/09/2015 on Pure Humiliation +11
#169 - I am by no means a man with an exceptionally healthy lifestyle… 12/09/2015 on Savage 0
#235 - Picture 12/09/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 70) +1
#233 - Malcolm was all but a typical sitcom. It was great.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 70) +1
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#234 - quoterox (12/09/2015) [-]
I'll make a point to watch it at some point.
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#235 - toncheky (12/09/2015) [-]
#3326 - pattern example for flash ***** bunny 12/09/2015 on /hobby/ +1

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#144 - basstard (12/25/2015) [-]
********** /10

beroty spicy gondolas
User avatar #145 to #144 - toncheky (12/25/2015) [-]
pentretion DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #147 to #146 - toncheky (12/25/2015) [-]
dank u
u2
#149 to #148 - toncheky (12/25/2015) [-]
>wen u r in žeščoj kurčini and want do die inside but moras bit habby makar i fake just so you dont blow ur mozak ober de wall : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#150 to #149 - basstard (12/25/2015) [-]
HOLEE FUK M8

0-100 brže nego celica

go watch animu bobo saget
#151 to #150 - toncheky (12/25/2015) [-]
not good mane
not good
User avatar #138 - toncheky (10/19/2015) [-]
( _ )
User avatar #139 to #138 - basstard (10/20/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #140 to #139 - toncheky (10/20/2015) [-]
mayy llao
User avatar #141 to #140 - basstard (10/20/2015) [-]
bring out that mayo
User avatar #143 to #142 - basstard (10/20/2015) [-]
fukn kek, taman gledam
User avatar #135 - basstard (06/27/2015) [-]
psst
hey
ur a faget
User avatar #131 - toncheky (04/10/2015) [-]
**toncheky rolled user mcburd ** checkin the roll command move along nothing to see here
#133 to #132 - toncheky (04/10/2015) [-]
MCBURD HI
#129 - basstard (02/09/2015) [-]
Can you handle the dank?!
Can you handle the dank?!
User avatar #127 to #126 - toncheky (01/27/2015) [-]
ch33ky
#128 to #127 - basstard (01/27/2015) [-]
Always
Always
User avatar #118 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
User avatar #119 to #118 - toncheky (11/18/2014) [-]
It's 23:43, but hey, thanks!
User avatar #120 to #119 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Sorry well have a great morning!
User avatar #115 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #116 to #115 - toncheky (08/25/2014) [-]
#r00d
User avatar #114 - allnamesrtaken (06/05/2014) [-]
******* pineapple omg
User avatar #117 to #114 - toncheky (08/25/2014) [-]
ur mom
User avatar #113 - ajrin (06/05/2014) [-]
you're a pineapple
User avatar #112 - mrturferpop (06/05/2014) [-]
God damned pineapple faggot.
Coconut FTW!
User avatar #111 - fizzor (06/05/2014) [-]
You're a pineapple
User avatar #110 - thewitchking (06/05/2014) [-]
Lol, stupid pineapple
User avatar #109 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
you ******* pineapple
User avatar #100 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #101 to #100 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #102 to #101 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #103 to #102 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #104 to #103 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #105 to #104 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
#94 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
oi
User avatar #95 to #94 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
de fok
#97 to #96 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
y r u not respon on sykepi
y r u not respon on sykepi
#98 to #97 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm here now.
User avatar #85 - anonefg (04/15/2013) [-]
De ******* stroyed kid. Dont mess with me
#50 - basstard (08/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #89 to #50 - toncheky (09/11/2013) [-]
ur a fekin fget
User avatar #91 to #90 - toncheky (09/11/2013) [-]
dosent cheng d fekt ur a fekin fget
#92 to #91 - basstard (09/11/2013) [-]
Jolly good.
Jolly good.
#27 - bobJML (04/16/2011) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
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