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Date Signed Up:10/12/2013
Last Login:8/20/2014
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#19 - "Does anyone here have any snew?" "Snew? Wh… 07/02/2014 on A song of get and rekt +4
#67 - But then if a book isn't on the shelves, does that mean it's s… 07/02/2014 on Twitter Twats: Volume 2 +28
#64 - Oh boy, I can't wait to play some Farcry! "Lel l… 07/02/2014 on brazzers +1
#13 - Basically you gotta ask yourself, do you want to **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2014 on brazzers +46
User avatar #66 - thewulfman (07/02/2014) [-]
Ubisoft makes amazing games. They just have horrible DRM policies.

Fun fact, when my friend Max and I start producing our indie games, they'll be DRM-free. DRM does nothing to combat piracy, quite the opposite. Our view is that the best way to combat piracy is to make it less of a hassle to buy something than it is to pirate it.
User avatar #56 - martinyus (07/02/2014) [-]
I smell samefag
#28 - superblade (07/01/2014) [-]
**superblade rolled image** ah fone on, ubisoft isn't so bad
Well mabey uplay
Overhyped wash doge
And the rest
User avatar #67 - thewulfman (07/02/2014) [-]
Ubisoft makes amazing games. They just have horrible DRM policies.
User avatar #64 - tombobbusama (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh boy, I can't wait to play some Farcry!

"Lel lets update Uplay for the next hour"

This is the exact opposite of what I wanted
#69 - I'm assuming that, since he says they were going Christmas sho… 07/01/2014 on IRL Troll +2
#121 - >be half black,, half asian >no price for me >…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on "Equality" +29
#147 - zeedeveel (07/01/2014) [-]
I almost congratulated you on your PGA Tour victories.
#128 - thewulfman (07/01/2014) [-]
#7313 - **tombobbusama rolled user europe ** wow I managed to roll… 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
#7308 - **tombobbusama rolled comment #989641 ** : **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
User avatar #7313 - tombobbusama (06/30/2014) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled user europe ** wow I managed to roll my reaction to me rolling the wrong thing
#47 - Dont wanna get banned, so marking this as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Post your best dancing GIFs 0
#70 - thewulfman (06/30/2014) [-]
#32 - The explosion bit before that...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on In case you haven't cried... +3
User avatar #35 - versaim (06/30/2014) [-]
It's The Iron Giant
#25 - I can't for the life of me remember where I recognise that thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on In case you haven't cried... +2
#31 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
the movie i am legend
User avatar #32 - tombobbusama (06/30/2014) [-]
The explosion bit before that...
User avatar #35 - versaim (06/30/2014) [-]
It's The Iron Giant
#3 - Once I managed to rip a guy's shirt off, breaking all the butt… 06/30/2014 on Typical Drama Class +1
#11 - I know a guy who works on a dump site, and yea he finds so muc… 06/30/2014 on Why do bad things happen to... +1
#291 - **tombobbusama rolled comment #194 ** : **jackmanagan ro… 06/30/2014 on Comments section 0
#2916 - **tombobbusama rolled user adunsaveme ** Close enough 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
#54 - This bit if you dont feel like waiting a few minutes to h… 06/30/2014 on Really now? 0
#75 - Good Anal, Yum! 06/30/2014 on God Always Yugoslavia +2
#1421 - >Stop, take a selfie I'm on the ******* … 06/29/2014 on Post your selfie here +4
#14 - m8 I once shat into a toy frying pan because I wanted to see w… 06/29/2014 on Cringe +2
#18 - Most of the universe is made up of space. But a small…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Yep +1
#21 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
I thought you were trying for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am sorely disappointed.
#11 - I've had this saved or a long time Its one of the bes… 06/28/2014 on captnpl's profile 0
#38 - awesome, thanks 06/28/2014 on For all you lazy fucks 0
#37 - holy **** you can do that?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on For all you lazy fucks 0
User avatar #88 - dederplaol (06/28/2014) [-]
of course you can, it's like Tazdingo said
your body always chooses to burn what is needed to keep your organs running
my body burns 1400-1600cals a day if I just sit down and do nothing, it's the base amount that my body need to function correctly. So basically I need more than 2000cals if I burn 300 a day, I'll get fatter but I also get more muscle, that's what bulking is.
if I go below 1500 I start feeling slow after a few weeks and it pretty much defeats the purpose of working out since you do it to get healthier
eat until you get full, keep the candy down
work out and don't break the habit once you get it also rest a lot
never do GOMAD (Gallon Of Milk A Day, it's what they preach at /fit/.. unless you juice and work out constantly and breathe muscle tissue you will get obese, scratch that: you'll get fat either way)


It's really not that hard, unless you have an obese way of eating and eat like 4000+ cals a day
don't cut down on fat, cut down on carbs
because the body burns what you have a surplus of, so eating less fat is counterproductive while eating less carbs helps your body burn the fat faster
if you notice that you gain weight(jnot the good kind) you should take a glance over what you've been eating lately and cut down on the obvious bad stuff
User avatar #41 - Tazdingo (06/28/2014) [-]
When your body starts running low on amino-acids which are needed to replace tissue in your organs, it starts disassembling the muscles it built in order to keep your vital organs running. If you continue with the diet, the body tries to save itself from starvation by going into what you might call an energy saving mode where it slows down the metabolism in order to conserve the fat for as long as possible, since it doesn't know how long you might go on without an adequate amount of food.

This happens whenever you have a large calorie deficit.
#45 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
"This happens whenever you have a large calorie deficit and fall under 5% bodyfat"

ftfy

Starvation mode is usually largely a non-factor in diets, and if you're overweight you're not going to hit it on 1400 calories a day.
#15 - guys, I recently found out that the girl I like prefers skinny…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/28/2014 on For all you lazy fucks +2
#89 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
the only answer you need for now, is that this is an irrelevant question. Doing exercise of any sort is going to make your body look bigger

you will not become arnold overnight. in fact, you will not put on a great deal of muscle at all unless you eat a lot AND work really goddamn hard.
User avatar #32 - Tazdingo (06/28/2014) [-]
If you eat more energy than you spend, you'll gain weight.
If you eat less energy than you spend, you'll lose weight.
- Physics 101

If you work out while slightly gaining weight, you will start getting muscly and big, but it'll take you a while to get there.
If you work out while slightly losing weight you'll get some muscles and also lose fat so they show, a slim and fit look.

If you work out while significantly gaining weight, you will build more muscle but it won't show, assuming it doesn't at this moment.

If you work out while significantly losing weight, your body will burn a lot of fat as well as cannibalize muscle to try to keep you alive.

Since it's mostly bodyweight, his routine will leave you mostly less fat and in good condition, but you won't be seeing a lot of muscle anytime soon, however you might wanna look up on how to add additional excercises for shoulders, calves and arms, so your body doesn't grow disproportionately.

Oh and please don't go on any diet below 1600 calories unless you're an anorexic 16 year old girl weighing 40kg with a desire to lose weight. If you're a man and want to look fit, work out more, don't eat less. Going on a diet is just gonna turn you from a tub of lard into a miniature tub of lard, if you want to actually look good you need to work out.
User avatar #38 - tombobbusama (06/28/2014) [-]
awesome, thanks
#20 - ninjathomas (06/28/2014) [-]
If you want to get really fit heres the awnser to get skinny and Ottermode ok FIRST
#I if you have a smartphone download an app called my fitness pal and then make an account and puit your info and how much weight you want to lose
#Eat about 1400 calories a day if you want to get fit fast you can lose up to 5 pounds a week if your working out and eating smart
#3 Eat alot of protein Etc... Chicken like buffalo or BBq and red meats and lots of tuna and fish blah blah
#4 It will take about 3 months but you will get amazing results just by doing this because i did
# Enjoy your new body
PIc related its Ottermode
and have fun too! -tom
User avatar #24 - dederplaol (06/28/2014) [-]
eating 1400cals a day won't just burn fat, it will burn muscle too
User avatar #37 - tombobbusama (06/28/2014) [-]
holy shit you can do that?
User avatar #88 - dederplaol (06/28/2014) [-]
of course you can, it's like Tazdingo said
your body always chooses to burn what is needed to keep your organs running
my body burns 1400-1600cals a day if I just sit down and do nothing, it's the base amount that my body need to function correctly. So basically I need more than 2000cals if I burn 300 a day, I'll get fatter but I also get more muscle, that's what bulking is.
if I go below 1500 I start feeling slow after a few weeks and it pretty much defeats the purpose of working out since you do it to get healthier
eat until you get full, keep the candy down
work out and don't break the habit once you get it also rest a lot
never do GOMAD (Gallon Of Milk A Day, it's what they preach at /fit/.. unless you juice and work out constantly and breathe muscle tissue you will get obese, scratch that: you'll get fat either way)


It's really not that hard, unless you have an obese way of eating and eat like 4000+ cals a day
don't cut down on fat, cut down on carbs
because the body burns what you have a surplus of, so eating less fat is counterproductive while eating less carbs helps your body burn the fat faster
if you notice that you gain weight(jnot the good kind) you should take a glance over what you've been eating lately and cut down on the obvious bad stuff
User avatar #41 - Tazdingo (06/28/2014) [-]
When your body starts running low on amino-acids which are needed to replace tissue in your organs, it starts disassembling the muscles it built in order to keep your vital organs running. If you continue with the diet, the body tries to save itself from starvation by going into what you might call an energy saving mode where it slows down the metabolism in order to conserve the fat for as long as possible, since it doesn't know how long you might go on without an adequate amount of food.

This happens whenever you have a large calorie deficit.
#45 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
"This happens whenever you have a large calorie deficit and fall under 5% bodyfat"

ftfy

Starvation mode is usually largely a non-factor in diets, and if you're overweight you're not going to hit it on 1400 calories a day.
User avatar #19 - jtblip (06/28/2014) [-]
It'll make you tone if anything.
#806 - **tombobbusama rolled image ** m8 06/27/2014 on Your new donger 0

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User avatar #86 to #85 - tombobbusama (06/25/2014) [-]
it's beautiful...
User avatar #87 to #86 - thewulfman (06/26/2014) [-]
And I still only have my bread. Where the hell is my moose, my poem, and my **** you?
User avatar #88 to #87 - tombobbusama (06/26/2014) [-]
I didn't even have bread :c
#83 - thewulfman (06/09/2014) [-]
This gif reminds me of you a lot.
This gif reminds me of you a lot.
#81 - thewulfman (06/02/2014) [-]
Shocker, admin being a faggot. I don't know why the "only women" rule had to be so strictly enforced, god forbid we have some fun on FJ.   
   
Before you got flagged for it, your post had the second most thumbs, not counting replies, so FJ has spoken.
Shocker, admin being a faggot. I don't know why the "only women" rule had to be so strictly enforced, god forbid we have some fun on FJ.

Before you got flagged for it, your post had the second most thumbs, not counting replies, so FJ has spoken.
User avatar #82 to #81 - tombobbusama (06/03/2014) [-]
oh, nice! Thanks for the update! when I went to bed last night, it was juuuussst about on the bottom of the page if you set it to 'top rated'

I'm pretty proud of that
#70 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
For you, sir.
For you, sir.
#73 to #70 - tombobbusama (04/09/2014) [-]
For you, my good man
For you, my good man
#74 to #73 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, my good sir.
#75 to #72 - tombobbusama (04/09/2014) [-]
I made this one myself.

...unfortunately I am yet to use it...
#76 to #75 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
Just go lurk in the newest uploads and wait for the anons. You'll start using it a LOT. Also, saved!
#77 to #76 - tombobbusama (04/09/2014) [-]
This is what a lack of life looks like.
about 53% of that folder is shameless Elsanna shipping.
#78 to #77 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
All I see is a good time, and time well spent is never wasted.
#79 to #78 - tombobbusama (04/09/2014) [-]
That was beautiful
That was beautiful
#80 to #79 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
I had a very similar conversation with a friend a year or so ago, but I was on the other side of it. It's nice to pass that bit of happy wisdom along.
User avatar #66 - bluestrawberry (03/25/2014) [-]
I love you tombobbusama-san
#67 to #66 - tombobbusama (03/25/2014) [-]
*love
*love
#43 - tombobbusama (03/21/2014) [-]
part deux
part deux
#46 to #45 - tombobbusama (03/21/2014) [-]
alternatively
#48 to #47 - tombobbusama (03/21/2014) [-]
the last two words of this are a lot later in the film
the last two words of this are a lot later in the film
#60 to #59 - tombobbusama (03/22/2014) [-]
[That previous gif was supposed to just be the Anna bits]
[That previous gif was supposed to just be the Anna bits]
#19 - tombobbusama (03/21/2014) [-]
I was gonna see if I could put all my Frozen gifs in order, but then I realised I have work to do...
I was gonna see if I could put all my Frozen gifs in order, but then I realised I have work to do...
#24 to #23 - tombobbusama (03/21/2014) [-]
This was the closest I had to do you wanna build a snowman
#34 to #25 - tombobbusama (03/21/2014) [-]
oops this was supposed to go in there somewhere
oops this was supposed to go in there somewhere
#10 - zomitlu ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #12 to #11 - zomitlu ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
This **** is good

I'll be back in 5 - 10 minutes
User avatar #13 to #12 - tombobbusama (03/19/2014) [-]
Fun fact: It's not even all of it.
I have one Frozen Fap Folder in my general Frozen folder, and another Frozen Fap Folder in my regular fap folder (under the hentai section).
I'd send them to you, but I dont want to get banned.
User avatar #14 to #13 - zomitlu ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
You wont get banned for sending links

Don't worry
User avatar #15 to #14 - tombobbusama (03/19/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/lWsjR
I would upload it to dropbox, but this is easier
User avatar #16 to #15 - zomitlu ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
2 straight 4 me
User avatar #18 to #17 - zomitlu ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
apart from that one

that ones hot
#8 - tombobbusama (01/25/2014) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #862050 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I'll draw this in MsPaint
#9 to #8 - tombobbusama (01/25/2014) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #387860 at Friendly ** okay, maybe one that aint gay
#7 - tombobbusama (11/16/2013) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at For When Your Drunk Perhaps ** gonna go fap to this brb
#2 - tombobbusama (10/22/2013) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #491283 at Pokemon ** ****
#3 to #2 - tombobbusama (10/22/2013) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at I LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! ** mfw Attack on Titan
#4 to #3 - tombobbusama (10/22/2013) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at growth ** that was creepy
#5 to #4 - tombobbusama (10/22/2013) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Doctor D ** i'm bored
#6 to #5 - tombobbusama (10/22/2013) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #87887 at Brony board ** my bum
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