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User avatar #134515 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
He's just an Arab ignorant of western customs. Don't pay him any mind
User avatar #134505 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
seriously wasn't trying to offend you
and i'm still not understanding whether you're straight or not
but it just seems like you're annoying your parents over small things
if you really want to do it then do it
but if you're gonna feel guilty about it
then i guess it wouldn't really be fun
#134498 - Because it's not a girl's costume. It's mine. I own the costum…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #134499 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
okay
not to offend you or anything
but are you gay or a crossdresser or something
if you aren't then it's pretty gay as fuck to be dressing up as a female
User avatar #134523 - princessren (05/20/2014) [-]
alot of guys do it as a sort of joke sometimes when there are custome parties and what not
User avatar #134502 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
homosexual =/= transexual
Not even close. Not even remotely.

Also I have this thing where basically, in my head, I like to have fun once in a while. I know, it's weird. Apparently, about 99.999% of the population has it too. Strange, huh?
you're the 0.001%
User avatar #134515 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
He's just an Arab ignorant of western customs. Don't pay him any mind
User avatar #134505 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
seriously wasn't trying to offend you
and i'm still not understanding whether you're straight or not
but it just seems like you're annoying your parents over small things
if you really want to do it then do it
but if you're gonna feel guilty about it
then i guess it wouldn't really be fun
#134494 - Yeah, I think I might just have to. The ironic thing …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #134604 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking glad I stalk your posts.

Your parents are quoting Deuteronomy 22:5 which bans men from wearing women's clothes and vice-versa. Deuteronomy. Which is one of the books in the bible that is just full of shit, like Leviticus and Genesis. You know what else Deuteronomy bans?

Deuteronomy 23:1 (this is the God's Word translation, which spells it out better),
"A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."

Oh, and the next verse says that if you're a bastard, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either. Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

That's impossible to misinterpret. Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze. Or your hand needs to be cut off.

Are you parents Creationists? I swear to God I hope not. Near fucking impossible to deal with.

Way I see it, you have two sensible choices.

Hitting the character limit, have to do this across multiple posts.
User avatar #134605 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Okay your choices.
You can either:
A) Explain to them that many things in the Old Testement doesn't make sense and few people follow all of them, but more importantly that Christians are not subject to their laws anymore. Jesus freed us from the curse of the old laws when he died on the cross. If they're gonna start citing the Bible, I will too.

Galatians 1:6-10
6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! 9 As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

10 Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

Galatians 3:1-3
3 You foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? Before your very eyes Jesus Christ was clearly portrayed as crucified. 2 I would like to learn just one thing from you: Did you receive the Spirit by the works of the law, or by believing what you heard? 3 Are you so foolish? After beginning by means of the Spirit, are you now trying to finish by means of the flesh?

Continued below.
User avatar #134606 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Galatians 3:10-14
10 For all who rely on the works of the law are under a curse, as it is written: “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law.” 11 Clearly no one who relies on the law is justified before God, because “the righteous will live by faith.” 12 The law is not based on faith; on the contrary, it says, “The person who does these things will live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.” 14 He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to Abraham might come to the Gentiles through Christ Jesus, so that by faith we might receive the promise of the Spirit.



What Paul is saying here is that Jesus wants us have faith in him and God. The law is not based on faith.


Option B
I hate this option, but you probably have to go with it. Let them have their way for now. When you move out and you're your own man, do whatever the hell you want. But you might have to bide your time so that you have a place to live.
User avatar #134607 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I must count myself lucky, because while my parents can be annoying as hell sometimes, they're good when it comes to religion.
#134608 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh and if they have any issues with you going ahead and doing it against their wishes, quote Matthew, chapter 7 verses 1-2

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

Bet you didn't know I had such an extensive knowledge of the Bible
Basically I've had to argue with a load of Christians before about the Old Testament
I'm a Christian for the record, I think I told you that before
You know I love you, I wish you the best of luck
User avatar #134612 - tombobbusama (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Certainly given me a lot to think about...
I have told my mum that I'm still going as rapunzel. Tbh, it's more that I can emulate Rapunzel's personality than me wanting to wear a dress. But no, mum says I'm just being a naïve, self centred teenager.
Oh well. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this turns out.
User avatar #134495 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
They are right you know! My parents were annoyed that I didn't go to university even though I easily had the grades and said I was wasting my talents and all that. But school made my so unhappy I couldn't face going to university so I decided not to go and all my teachers, my parents and relatives were unhappy about it, but I was happy for the first time in ages. So do what you want and make your own mistakes and put your own happiness first!
#134486 - tbh, the fact that it is just for laughs isn't helping. Cos th…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #134492 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
Hmm, I really don't know how to approach it with your parents then. I think you just need to go ahead and do it and while they may be upset with you for a bit, they will understand in time that you didn't do it to hurt them or anything. I strongly believe that you shouldn't have to do what others tell you is right, it's up to you as long as you aren't being a douche.. So go ahead and wear your costume and feel awesome and maybe then you can explain how amazing it felt to your parents and they can forgive/understand you.
User avatar #134494 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think I might just have to.

The ironic thing is, I just found a text I sent earlier today to a friend where I said "If everyone always likes you all the time, you're doing it wrong"
Because if you're just making them happy, you're forgetting about yourself. Just the sheer fact that everyone has differing opinions means someone is gonna not like you. Its just a shame that that happens to be my parents...
User avatar #134604 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking glad I stalk your posts.

Your parents are quoting Deuteronomy 22:5 which bans men from wearing women's clothes and vice-versa. Deuteronomy. Which is one of the books in the bible that is just full of shit, like Leviticus and Genesis. You know what else Deuteronomy bans?

Deuteronomy 23:1 (this is the God's Word translation, which spells it out better),
"A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."

Oh, and the next verse says that if you're a bastard, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either. Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

That's impossible to misinterpret. Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze. Or your hand needs to be cut off.

Are you parents Creationists? I swear to God I hope not. Near fucking impossible to deal with.

Way I see it, you have two sensible choices.

Hitting the character limit, have to do this across multiple posts.
User avatar #134605 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Okay your choices.
You can either:
A) Explain to them that many things in the Old Testement doesn't make sense and few people follow all of them, but more importantly that Christians are not subject to their laws anymore. Jesus freed us from the curse of the old laws when he died on the cross. If they're gonna start citing the Bible, I will too.

Galatians 1:6-10
6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! 9 As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

10 Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

Galatians 3:1-3
3 You foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? Before your very eyes Jesus Christ was clearly portrayed as crucified. 2 I would like to learn just one thing from you: Did you receive the Spirit by the works of the law, or by believing what you heard? 3 Are you so foolish? After beginning by means of the Spirit, are you now trying to finish by means of the flesh?

Continued below.
User avatar #134606 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Galatians 3:10-14
10 For all who rely on the works of the law are under a curse, as it is written: “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law.” 11 Clearly no one who relies on the law is justified before God, because “the righteous will live by faith.” 12 The law is not based on faith; on the contrary, it says, “The person who does these things will live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.” 14 He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to Abraham might come to the Gentiles through Christ Jesus, so that by faith we might receive the promise of the Spirit.



What Paul is saying here is that Jesus wants us have faith in him and God. The law is not based on faith.


Option B
I hate this option, but you probably have to go with it. Let them have their way for now. When you move out and you're your own man, do whatever the hell you want. But you might have to bide your time so that you have a place to live.
User avatar #134607 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I must count myself lucky, because while my parents can be annoying as hell sometimes, they're good when it comes to religion.
#134608 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh and if they have any issues with you going ahead and doing it against their wishes, quote Matthew, chapter 7 verses 1-2

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

Bet you didn't know I had such an extensive knowledge of the Bible
Basically I've had to argue with a load of Christians before about the Old Testament
I'm a Christian for the record, I think I told you that before
You know I love you, I wish you the best of luck
User avatar #134612 - tombobbusama (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Certainly given me a lot to think about...
I have told my mum that I'm still going as rapunzel. Tbh, it's more that I can emulate Rapunzel's personality than me wanting to wear a dress. But no, mum says I'm just being a naïve, self centred teenager.
Oh well. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this turns out.
User avatar #134495 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
They are right you know! My parents were annoyed that I didn't go to university even though I easily had the grades and said I was wasting my talents and all that. But school made my so unhappy I couldn't face going to university so I decided not to go and all my teachers, my parents and relatives were unhappy about it, but I was happy for the first time in ages. So do what you want and make your own mistakes and put your own happiness first!
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User avatar #134483 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
I see where you are coming from, I wouldn't want to disappoint my parents either. I suggest you sit down with them and explain that you are not dressing up because you are gay or transvestite or anything (unless you are and I've missed the point) but you are dressing up just for a laugh and to have fun looking silly. Also, if you don't want to follow their religion you don't have to either and sooner or later you will probably have to discuss this with them so they can better understand stuff like this, but I understand that it would be a difficult conversation to have. Just remember that dressing up like a girl, whether for fun or otherwise is perfectly fine and you have nothing to feel bad about, it's your life enjoy it how you want to or you will never be happy
User avatar #134486 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
tbh, the fact that it is just for laughs isn't helping. Cos the main reason my Stepdad explained that the bible doesn't like it is because some people were gay, and had to stop that to properly worship god. And that is one hell of a sacrifice they had to make. So if I'm just going around giving people the wrong impression willy-nilly and pretending like its all a joke, it kinda trivialises their sacrifice. If you get what I'm saying.

But tbh, most of the reason I'm doing it is just as a kinda "this is the last time I can do this, and I'm gonna regret not being as stupid as possible" kinda things. So hard to explain YOLO without saying YOLO...
Because when I told one of my friends that I was going outside dressed as a girl, he was like "damn that's pretty brave just sayin", and when I agreed to sing for one of my younger friends (she's 14, and she loves Rapunzel), the way her eyes lit up...
Because I would never do anything stupid. I'm always so super paranoid about everything. But as Rapunzel, I can be free for once...
I dunno.
It just feels nice to pretend to be someone I'm not. Rather than just putting on a costume simply to avoid being the only one out of costume...
User avatar #134492 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
Hmm, I really don't know how to approach it with your parents then. I think you just need to go ahead and do it and while they may be upset with you for a bit, they will understand in time that you didn't do it to hurt them or anything. I strongly believe that you shouldn't have to do what others tell you is right, it's up to you as long as you aren't being a douche.. So go ahead and wear your costume and feel awesome and maybe then you can explain how amazing it felt to your parents and they can forgive/understand you.
User avatar #134494 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think I might just have to.

The ironic thing is, I just found a text I sent earlier today to a friend where I said "If everyone always likes you all the time, you're doing it wrong"
Because if you're just making them happy, you're forgetting about yourself. Just the sheer fact that everyone has differing opinions means someone is gonna not like you. Its just a shame that that happens to be my parents...
User avatar #134604 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking glad I stalk your posts.

Your parents are quoting Deuteronomy 22:5 which bans men from wearing women's clothes and vice-versa. Deuteronomy. Which is one of the books in the bible that is just full of shit, like Leviticus and Genesis. You know what else Deuteronomy bans?

Deuteronomy 23:1 (this is the God's Word translation, which spells it out better),
"A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."

Oh, and the next verse says that if you're a bastard, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either. Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

That's impossible to misinterpret. Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze. Or your hand needs to be cut off.

Are you parents Creationists? I swear to God I hope not. Near fucking impossible to deal with.

Way I see it, you have two sensible choices.

Hitting the character limit, have to do this across multiple posts.
User avatar #134605 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Okay your choices.
You can either:
A) Explain to them that many things in the Old Testement doesn't make sense and few people follow all of them, but more importantly that Christians are not subject to their laws anymore. Jesus freed us from the curse of the old laws when he died on the cross. If they're gonna start citing the Bible, I will too.

Galatians 1:6-10
6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! 9 As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

10 Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

Galatians 3:1-3
3 You foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? Before your very eyes Jesus Christ was clearly portrayed as crucified. 2 I would like to learn just one thing from you: Did you receive the Spirit by the works of the law, or by believing what you heard? 3 Are you so foolish? After beginning by means of the Spirit, are you now trying to finish by means of the flesh?

Continued below.
User avatar #134606 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Galatians 3:10-14
10 For all who rely on the works of the law are under a curse, as it is written: “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law.” 11 Clearly no one who relies on the law is justified before God, because “the righteous will live by faith.” 12 The law is not based on faith; on the contrary, it says, “The person who does these things will live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.” 14 He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to Abraham might come to the Gentiles through Christ Jesus, so that by faith we might receive the promise of the Spirit.



What Paul is saying here is that Jesus wants us have faith in him and God. The law is not based on faith.


Option B
I hate this option, but you probably have to go with it. Let them have their way for now. When you move out and you're your own man, do whatever the hell you want. But you might have to bide your time so that you have a place to live.
User avatar #134607 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I must count myself lucky, because while my parents can be annoying as hell sometimes, they're good when it comes to religion.
#134608 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh and if they have any issues with you going ahead and doing it against their wishes, quote Matthew, chapter 7 verses 1-2

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

Bet you didn't know I had such an extensive knowledge of the Bible
Basically I've had to argue with a load of Christians before about the Old Testament
I'm a Christian for the record, I think I told you that before
You know I love you, I wish you the best of luck
User avatar #134612 - tombobbusama (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Certainly given me a lot to think about...
I have told my mum that I'm still going as rapunzel. Tbh, it's more that I can emulate Rapunzel's personality than me wanting to wear a dress. But no, mum says I'm just being a naïve, self centred teenager.
Oh well. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this turns out.
User avatar #134495 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
They are right you know! My parents were annoyed that I didn't go to university even though I easily had the grades and said I was wasting my talents and all that. But school made my so unhappy I couldn't face going to university so I decided not to go and all my teachers, my parents and relatives were unhappy about it, but I was happy for the first time in ages. So do what you want and make your own mistakes and put your own happiness first!
#134480 - TL;DR version: >going to Comicon >excited to wea… 05/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#134478 - Will rant to vent out feelings, then add a TL;DR version in a …  [+] (21 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #134497 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
well then don't wear a girls costume
why the fuck would you want to anyway
User avatar #134498 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Because it's not a girl's costume. It's mine. I own the costume. I am a male.
User avatar #134499 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
okay
not to offend you or anything
but are you gay or a crossdresser or something
if you aren't then it's pretty gay as fuck to be dressing up as a female
User avatar #134523 - princessren (05/20/2014) [-]
alot of guys do it as a sort of joke sometimes when there are custome parties and what not
User avatar #134502 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
homosexual =/= transexual
Not even close. Not even remotely.

Also I have this thing where basically, in my head, I like to have fun once in a while. I know, it's weird. Apparently, about 99.999% of the population has it too. Strange, huh?
you're the 0.001%
User avatar #134515 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
He's just an Arab ignorant of western customs. Don't pay him any mind
User avatar #134505 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
seriously wasn't trying to offend you
and i'm still not understanding whether you're straight or not
but it just seems like you're annoying your parents over small things
if you really want to do it then do it
but if you're gonna feel guilty about it
then i guess it wouldn't really be fun
User avatar #134480 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
TL;DR version:
>going to Comicon
>excited to wear a Rapunzel cosplay
>find out I can wear it at school on the last day
>[excitation intensifies]
>Christian mum finds out
>says I can't wear girls clothes in public because it's a sin in the bible and people will get the wrong impression
>already told everyone I'll be Rapunzel
>dont want to have to face changing my ideas at the last minute
>dont want to have to go behind my parents' back
>on verge of not going
>wat do
User avatar #134479 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
Just go as whatever you want to go as , don't feel guilty because you aren't doing anything wrong.
User avatar #134481 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
But in their eyes, I am. They said it was like if my sister went dressed as a prostitute. That's what they see it as.
And as far as they know, I have the same ideals as them. They think I'm just as into this Christianity thing as they are.
Even if I don't, it'll still be awkward as fucknuggets in the house if I go against them and the bible in one move...
User avatar #134483 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
I see where you are coming from, I wouldn't want to disappoint my parents either. I suggest you sit down with them and explain that you are not dressing up because you are gay or transvestite or anything (unless you are and I've missed the point) but you are dressing up just for a laugh and to have fun looking silly. Also, if you don't want to follow their religion you don't have to either and sooner or later you will probably have to discuss this with them so they can better understand stuff like this, but I understand that it would be a difficult conversation to have. Just remember that dressing up like a girl, whether for fun or otherwise is perfectly fine and you have nothing to feel bad about, it's your life enjoy it how you want to or you will never be happy
User avatar #134486 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
tbh, the fact that it is just for laughs isn't helping. Cos the main reason my Stepdad explained that the bible doesn't like it is because some people were gay, and had to stop that to properly worship god. And that is one hell of a sacrifice they had to make. So if I'm just going around giving people the wrong impression willy-nilly and pretending like its all a joke, it kinda trivialises their sacrifice. If you get what I'm saying.

But tbh, most of the reason I'm doing it is just as a kinda "this is the last time I can do this, and I'm gonna regret not being as stupid as possible" kinda things. So hard to explain YOLO without saying YOLO...
Because when I told one of my friends that I was going outside dressed as a girl, he was like "damn that's pretty brave just sayin", and when I agreed to sing for one of my younger friends (she's 14, and she loves Rapunzel), the way her eyes lit up...
Because I would never do anything stupid. I'm always so super paranoid about everything. But as Rapunzel, I can be free for once...
I dunno.
It just feels nice to pretend to be someone I'm not. Rather than just putting on a costume simply to avoid being the only one out of costume...
User avatar #134492 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
Hmm, I really don't know how to approach it with your parents then. I think you just need to go ahead and do it and while they may be upset with you for a bit, they will understand in time that you didn't do it to hurt them or anything. I strongly believe that you shouldn't have to do what others tell you is right, it's up to you as long as you aren't being a douche.. So go ahead and wear your costume and feel awesome and maybe then you can explain how amazing it felt to your parents and they can forgive/understand you.
User avatar #134494 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think I might just have to.

The ironic thing is, I just found a text I sent earlier today to a friend where I said "If everyone always likes you all the time, you're doing it wrong"
Because if you're just making them happy, you're forgetting about yourself. Just the sheer fact that everyone has differing opinions means someone is gonna not like you. Its just a shame that that happens to be my parents...
User avatar #134604 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking glad I stalk your posts.

Your parents are quoting Deuteronomy 22:5 which bans men from wearing women's clothes and vice-versa. Deuteronomy. Which is one of the books in the bible that is just full of shit, like Leviticus and Genesis. You know what else Deuteronomy bans?

Deuteronomy 23:1 (this is the God's Word translation, which spells it out better),
"A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."

Oh, and the next verse says that if you're a bastard, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either. Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

That's impossible to misinterpret. Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze. Or your hand needs to be cut off.

Are you parents Creationists? I swear to God I hope not. Near fucking impossible to deal with.

Way I see it, you have two sensible choices.

Hitting the character limit, have to do this across multiple posts.
User avatar #134605 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Okay your choices.
You can either:
A) Explain to them that many things in the Old Testement doesn't make sense and few people follow all of them, but more importantly that Christians are not subject to their laws anymore. Jesus freed us from the curse of the old laws when he died on the cross. If they're gonna start citing the Bible, I will too.

Galatians 1:6-10
6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! 9 As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

10 Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

Galatians 3:1-3
3 You foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? Before your very eyes Jesus Christ was clearly portrayed as crucified. 2 I would like to learn just one thing from you: Did you receive the Spirit by the works of the law, or by believing what you heard? 3 Are you so foolish? After beginning by means of the Spirit, are you now trying to finish by means of the flesh?

Continued below.
User avatar #134606 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Galatians 3:10-14
10 For all who rely on the works of the law are under a curse, as it is written: “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law.” 11 Clearly no one who relies on the law is justified before God, because “the righteous will live by faith.” 12 The law is not based on faith; on the contrary, it says, “The person who does these things will live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.” 14 He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to Abraham might come to the Gentiles through Christ Jesus, so that by faith we might receive the promise of the Spirit.



What Paul is saying here is that Jesus wants us have faith in him and God. The law is not based on faith.


Option B
I hate this option, but you probably have to go with it. Let them have their way for now. When you move out and you're your own man, do whatever the hell you want. But you might have to bide your time so that you have a place to live.
User avatar #134607 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
I must count myself lucky, because while my parents can be annoying as hell sometimes, they're good when it comes to religion.
#134608 - thewulfman (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh and if they have any issues with you going ahead and doing it against their wishes, quote Matthew, chapter 7 verses 1-2

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

Bet you didn't know I had such an extensive knowledge of the Bible
Basically I've had to argue with a load of Christians before about the Old Testament
I'm a Christian for the record, I think I told you that before
You know I love you, I wish you the best of luck
User avatar #134612 - tombobbusama (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Certainly given me a lot to think about...
I have told my mum that I'm still going as rapunzel. Tbh, it's more that I can emulate Rapunzel's personality than me wanting to wear a dress. But no, mum says I'm just being a naïve, self centred teenager.
Oh well. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this turns out.
User avatar #134495 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
They are right you know! My parents were annoyed that I didn't go to university even though I easily had the grades and said I was wasting my talents and all that. But school made my so unhappy I couldn't face going to university so I decided not to go and all my teachers, my parents and relatives were unhappy about it, but I was happy for the first time in ages. So do what you want and make your own mistakes and put your own happiness first!
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Have another riveting, tense, dramatic scene straight from Wikipedia.
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User avatar #945466 - boyddamilkman (05/18/2014) [-]
Suck a dick fag.
#945477 - thewulfman (05/19/2014) [-]
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#223 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
#221 - in that case, I'm DEFINITELY gonna fap to that  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on do it +1
User avatar #222 - tombobbusama (05/18/2014) [-]
in retrospect, that sounds a lot weirder than I intended
#223 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
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#4 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
We all have triggers for our fetishes.
#205 - **tombobbusama rolled image ** even this  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on do it +1
#220 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #221 - tombobbusama (05/18/2014) [-]
in that case, I'm DEFINITELY gonna fap to that
User avatar #222 - tombobbusama (05/18/2014) [-]
in retrospect, that sounds a lot weirder than I intended
#223 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
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#205 - tombobbusama (05/18/2014) [-]
**tombobbusama rolled image** even this
#220 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #221 - tombobbusama (05/18/2014) [-]
in that case, I'm DEFINITELY gonna fap to that
User avatar #222 - tombobbusama (05/18/2014) [-]
in retrospect, that sounds a lot weirder than I intended
#223 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
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#15 - thewulfman (05/18/2014) [-]
>straight shipping

mfw
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User avatar #86 to #85 - tombobbusama ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
it's beautiful...
User avatar #87 to #86 - thewulfman ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
And I still only have my bread. Where the hell is my moose, my poem, and my **** you?
User avatar #88 to #87 - tombobbusama ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I didn't even have bread :c
#83 - thewulfman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
This gif reminds me of you a lot.
This gif reminds me of you a lot.
User avatar #84 to #83 - tombobbusama ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
wat
#81 - thewulfman ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Shocker, admin being a 						******					. I don't know why the "only women" rule had to be so strictly enforced, god forbid we have some fun on FJ.   
   
Before you got flagged for it, your post had the second most thumbs, not counting replies, so FJ has spoken.
Shocker, admin being a ****** . I don't know why the "only women" rule had to be so strictly enforced, god forbid we have some fun on FJ.

Before you got flagged for it, your post had the second most thumbs, not counting replies, so FJ has spoken.
User avatar #82 to #81 - tombobbusama ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
oh, nice! Thanks for the update! when I went to bed last night, it was juuuussst about on the bottom of the page if you set it to 'top rated'

I'm pretty proud of that
#70 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
For you, sir.
For you, sir.
#73 to #70 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
For you, my good man
For you, my good man
#74 to #73 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, my good sir.
#75 to #72 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I made this one myself.

...unfortunately I am yet to use it...
#76 to #75 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
Just go lurk in the newest uploads and wait for the anons. You'll start using it a LOT. Also, saved!
#77 to #76 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
This is what a lack of life looks like.
about 53% of that folder is shameless Elsanna shipping.
#78 to #77 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
All I see is a good time, and time well spent is never wasted.
#79 to #78 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
That was beautiful
That was beautiful
#80 to #79 - gmshini (04/09/2014) [-]
I had a very similar conversation with a friend a year or so ago, but I was on the other side of it. It's nice to pass that bit of happy wisdom along.
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I love you tombobbusama-san
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*love
*love
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part deux
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the last two words of this are a lot later in the film
the last two words of this are a lot later in the film
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[That previous gif was supposed to just be the Anna bits]
[That previous gif was supposed to just be the Anna bits]
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I was gonna see if I could put all my Frozen gifs in order, but then I realised I have work to do...
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Yes
User avatar #12 to #11 - zomitlu ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
This nsfw is good

I'll be back in 5 - 10 minutes
User avatar #13 to #12 - tombobbusama ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Fun fact: It's not even all of it.
I have one Frozen Fap Folder in my general Frozen folder, and another Frozen Fap Folder in my regular fap folder (under the ****** section).
I'd send them to you, but I dont want to get banned.
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You wont get banned for sending links

Don't worry
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imgur.com/a/lWsjR
I would upload it to dropbox, but this is easier
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2 straight 4 me
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apart from that one

that ones hot
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #862050 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I'll draw this in MsPaint
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #387860 at Friendly ** okay, maybe one that aint gay
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at For When Your Drunk Perhaps ** gonna go fap to this brb
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #491283 at Pokemon ** ****
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at I LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! ** mfw Attack on Titan
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at growth ** that was creepy
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**tombobbusama rolled a random image posted in comment #87887 at Brony board ** my bum
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