ur gay lol

This is really well made. Thank you!

Holy **** , you delivered.

ayy

lmao

Oh, so that's how you got it. I just assumed you were Spanish. sorry

does expeditas sound spanish? es ok
im actually from southern africa yes, there are white people in africa

it kinda does lol
How's Africa treating you?

AIDS MURDER RAPE DRUGS GANGS CORRUPTION MOSQUITOS ELECTRICITY-SHORTAGES WATER-CUTS tho sometimes there are really sweet people here

woah.. That's rough. But at least you're doing fine. right?

im okay!
how about you?

Life's pretty dull and repetitive. Weekdays, I wake up, go to school, get home, computer, sleep. On weekends I only ever sleep. At least it's kinda simple, but it's still boring.

you need to change your life

I'm going to get a job next summer so that I can earn moni and be social again. But for now, I dunno

do something interesting
take over the world

I'm trying. I'm raising 2 bunnies and I'm gonna breed a lot, rule over them, then we take the world.

what is your goal in life?
why is it that you dont kill yourself right now?
what is the objective you wish to complete, that justifies you being alive?

I want to travel the world and taste every food ever.
I don't want to die.
I want to live.

well get bloody going
come on, where is your money to pay for the bloody plane tickets????

I don't have it yet. Maybe someday.

someday is a day of the week
for god's sake man, HOW THE **** ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE MONEY???
WHAT CAN YOU DO THAT PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR???

suck dicks
I used to work for a call center before, but basically I can do anything with training. But right now I need to finish school so that I can finally do what I want.

that's my job
What is it that youre studying? will a job using your qualification be enough to pay for your travels? hell, Do you even know how much it'll cost to do this??? figure out how much money you need to do it, then make it.
2 easy steps, get going.

for real tho?
I'm studying Marketing. Actually, qualifications mean nothing here. If I graduate and get a job that aligns with my degree, I'll be earning less than when I was working in a call center. I just need it for show. And I don't really know how much it'll cost me.

not really my job, but i did give one of my friends a bunch of blowjobs once... it was delicious~
well then you had best get a calculator, love

heyy

im going to take a guess here and say that you like being feminine
am i right?

How did it go? I'm actually curious about that, but I'm not saying I wanted to try. How does it feel or something?

it started off slow, cuddling and kisses on the cheek.... but there was a turning point, where he took control and kissed me, it was the greatest feeling ever. my body felt like it was going to melt into his, it was just amazing. he took off his pants and i began licking his dick. i was shaking, he put his hand on the back of my neck to calm me down and push his dick deeper inside me.... i could feel the blood pumping inside his dick, pulsing against my tongue... after a while he came, and without even thinking i swallowed it.... ever since then, i've had cravings for as much cum i can swallow, and if someone touches the back of my neck i get really wet.

that's actually kind of hot

it's the hottest thing i've ever felt~

so are you really a trap?

a little bit, i really want to be one and im busy making myself one, but so far i look like the picture on my profile... but with longer hair

so you are cute then?

.....y-you think so?

i know so

I don't know about that. I just really like traps.

well in that case, you might like me
im trying to become a better trap, im not very good yet.... would it be ok if we were friends? you seem really nice :p

Sounds good! Nice to meet you.

nice to meet you!
im quite affectionate, is that ok?

I don't have problems with it.

i already love you!
so, tell me about yourself, deary

Well, gee, I dunno. I'm just a little azn boy. Likes traps, but you already know that. It's usually my introduction.

what is an 'azn boy'?
im sorry, i dont know all this internet slang ;-;

asian

do you know any languages besides english?

Just my native language.

what would that be, love?

Filipino

how are you so cute?

You think? lol

i know
does your username mean anything?

Almost forgot about that. I just made it up way back when I was watching Clannad. It's pretty lame, TOmoya oKAZAKI aniME. aww hell. It kinda stuck on me, so now I'm using it as username anywhere.

i love it
mine used to be "expedite", but then in the massive catastrophe i call "The Happenning", i forgot the password to all my accounts for everything. So, i needed a new name.
if expedite was the male form, then expeditas was the female form...so i chose expeditas <3

ayy

How ya holding up?

pree good. I'm working at the moment, slow day. You?

>FJ at work
#thug


I'm good.

What kinda work you doing to be able to be on FJ?

call center. setting up voicemails for people n ****

That sounds boring af...
Why you doing that? .-.

nothing else to do at home so i figure i should get a job. actually forgot how i ended up here, but pay is good and i got a gf here

That's a pretty good reason, was that the first thing that came to mind when you were like "I need a job"?

something to do with computers, i guess, good pay, and leeway

You play RS right?
You play at work? :^)

unable to play at work, sadly :<

proxy dat **** bruh

Happy New Year, jet!

No idea, but this just cracked me up again.

Thanks, dad.

I'm glad

That's odd. I'm pretty sure I uploaded a different image of Ruka. Oh well.

Dicks?

You don't want to be alone.

No one wants to be.

I really love that song. It's perfect.
So what are you doing?

Just talking with random people and listening to music. What about you?

Talking to people and listening to "Farewell to Tomorrow"

Sounds pretty chill. Hope you're having a good day.

It is, it is. Going to talk to everyone until it does off, watch newest JoJo then sleep in my chair.

Good luck with that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take care of business in the bathroom.

I can tell, just what you want.

Well, what do I want?

You don't want to be alone.

But I haven't known it the whole time.

I ******* love this song.

I listened to it earlier when you mentioned it. It's pree gud.

I'll probably fall asleep with it on repeat later.

And when you wake up you'll realize you're tired of it.

I'm never tired of that song.

You will be at one point. When that song is just one of the songs you skip on your playlist.

hello

Hi. What's up?

not much darling, im just talking to people, how about you

I'm talking to people as well, chilling with some music. Living the dream.

dats good darling

Ever since I got the graveyard shift, yes.

why don't you search for something else?

You mean a job? It's not easy.

well where do you live?

Philippines

Yes c:

Well then, go watch the following series:

Acchi Kocchi
Servant X Service
Usagi Drop
Monogatari series
Toradora
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Soul Eater
Sakurasou Pet na Kanojo
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU / Oregairu

If you'd like to watch some movies, here are some that I liked:

Steins;Gate movie
The girl who leapt through time
Summer Wars
Wolf Children
A Letter to Momo
5 Centimeters per second

After watching these randomly selected anime you should be able to look for some yourself. Just google it and stuff. Enjoy.

that's a lot. thanks! after this i'll ask you again anyway >_>

thanks for suggesting working btw. i hope it gets another season. i already have a reaction folder of inami.

I can see that. Anyway, have fun with that and tell me which of these do you like so I can pick from a certain genre to recommend next time.

since im new im just gonna try out more of each genre. i did enjoy fate series and gurren lagann, just not ntr lol. thanks again!

Thank you~

Yes?

Sad, no?

Yeah, especially since you're a good person.

Nice to know someone thinks so.

Anyways, how're you?

Doing good, thanks. Just listening to some OPM. How about you?

Shooting at nothing in ArmA 3.

Always nice to shoot at nothing.

I'll probably practice on some targets once I feel like spawning them.

Well, good luck with that.

I'll try.
I'm pretty **** right now, since I can barely hit a building.

All in good time.

I must pray to Homu for good accuracy.