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    Kenny's best death Kenny's best death
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#35 - dude it got 90+ in MN yesterday and we're way the **** … 07/24/2014 on Life in the desert. 0
#143 - as much as I wish the movies would've stayed closer to the boo… 07/24/2014 on Attack On Smaug 0
#194 - thanks, I'm currently on my friends computer but as soon as i … 07/24/2014 on chrome fj notification... 0
#5 - what is that from?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Buddhist 0
#35 - popeflatus (07/24/2014) [-]
The Simpsons.
User avatar #23 - yonderfork (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you, my man. That was hilarious.
User avatar #7 - potaetosak (07/24/2014) [-]
One of his youtube videos, I haven't watch his videos yet since I just found it, but he goes by Big Man Tyrone. Here's his channel if you're interested: www.youtube.com/user/TheBigManTyrone/videos
#132 - can you make this available for Opera?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on chrome fj notification... +2
User avatar #194 - toiletpapermelon (07/24/2014) [-]
thanks, I'm currently on my friends computer but as soon as i get back to my one I'll install it
#135 - rdobet (07/24/2014) [-]
"opera"
well there's your problem.
Not bad it's just like no one uses it
#181 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2014) [-]
Opera has a 3-5% market share in a world where different versions of Internet Explorer are used for over half of our internet usage. Firefox and Chrome are both at 11-12%.
#10 - there's 24 left not 23 dumbass  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Some Men -1
User avatar #12 - hockeycrazysteve (07/24/2014) [-]
I wouldnt drink from one without a cap.
#9 - i thought it was one of those guardian things from Fable II 07/23/2014 on Bionicle-related Creations... +1
#49 - having a wide sword is a bad thing, they don't work well when …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Sword Waving Contest 0
#70 - 4chan refugee (07/23/2014) [-]
#54 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
Say tha' again m8.
User avatar #56 - TheFixer (07/23/2014) [-]
wide swords suck they're for slow hard attacks that are easy to dodge.
User avatar #57 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
Wide swords are awesome because they DON'T BREAK WHEN YOU HIT STUFF. Armor is like, strong and shit.
User avatar #58 - TheFixer (07/23/2014) [-]
depends on what its made of and how it was made. if the core is hard steel it will break if its more of a softer steel it wont. harder steel on the cutting edge and a softer core yields a better sword that can take some good hits while dishing out good hits.
#59 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
No bro. You are speaking of craftsmanship. That was not the discussion. A well made thin sword is not more durable than a well made greatsword. Toughness being directly proportional to the cross sectional area and all that.
#66 - greyhoundfd (07/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just do with that sword!?

No wonder it fucking broke, you're not fucking using it right. No one in their right mind would ever use a katana to smash against another sword, it would notch, like it did right fucking there. It's designed for quick motions that end a fight quickly, not fancy fencing type bullshit with parries and blocks.
User avatar #77 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
Meh, it was designed for cutting down unarmored peasants. This was just the only GIF I had for thick sword being tougher than thin. Why, do you have a better one?
#79 - greyhoundfd (07/23/2014) [-]
My bad, I can see what you're talking about now. Yeah, a katana is going to be fucking destroyed if you're trying to break it. A Scimitar? Not so much.
#78 - greyhoundfd (07/23/2014) [-]
No. It's specifically the comparison that is the issue. A thick, heavy sword is not going to be useful against a military that typically wore lighter armor, that can move easily. Light swords like the Katana are designed to be quick. Hell, there are is even a video of a trained swordsman cutting through and redirecting a BB pellet using this kind of sword. I challenge you to do that with your Scimitar or Zweihander.

Japanese military doctrine is obsessed with speed. Whether it's building a sword, a spear, or a Zero Fighter.
#80 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
Lol. No dude, katana aren't light. They only weighed about 20% less than a classical longsword. (classical, 2 handed medival, not one handed Elder Scrolls impersonator) I meant more that they were curved. Sure, they moved fairly quick because of how they were held/balanced. And you know what a quick, curved weapon is good for? Cutting down unarmored peasants. See if you can find a video of a dude trying to slash through even chainmail with a katana. Its hilarious.

tldr: Shield + armor = TearsofWeeabooBlood
User avatar #82 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
Also, what? Dude, a scimitar has the advantage of it actually IS a light sword, it could totally cut a BB. Also, being arabic, they were made of much better steel than the katana. Kept a sharper edge and whatnot.
#81 - greyhoundfd (07/23/2014) [-]
That's what I meant. There's really a very, very thin line between unarmored peasant and Ashigaru soldier (peasant soldiers as opposed to the professional samurai). That's what I meant by "lightly armored".

You are correct
User avatar #83 - preacherQ (07/23/2014) [-]
whoops, missed #79, seems we're on the same page, sry dude.
User avatar #61 - TheFixer (07/23/2014) [-]
I think the argument is askew if im reading this right I believe the original guy was talking about one as wide as the one in the picture?
#44 - This reminds me of the time a black kid asked why the volleyba… 07/18/2014 on Those black crayons 0
#33 - white text in a white shirt, you monster 07/14/2014 on Sticks & Stones +1
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#10 - theelricbro **User deleted account** (07/10/2014) [-]
gentleman of color
#9 - fuperbooper (07/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - breadposter (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm gonna need the sauce on that avatar kthx
User avatar #7 to #5 - toiletpapermelon (07/09/2014) [-]
if you go to my amture content it should be there
User avatar #8 to #7 - toiletpapermelon (07/09/2014) [-]
mature*
User avatar #1 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
Nice cropped pornography bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - newposterintown (07/07/2014) [-]
Is Gardevoir your fetish?
User avatar #3 to #2 - majormayor (07/08/2014) [-]
No. I just think cropped porn is funny.
User avatar #4 to #3 - newposterintown (07/08/2014) [-]
Gardevoir is your fetish, bro.
It's okay.
User avatar #6 to #4 - majormayor (07/08/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
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