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#17 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/28/2014 on V for Revenge +66
#18 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - takesomemorewater (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm probably going to hell for this but..that looked like a cool takedown
#19 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
#20 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
#27 - kingkaga (05/28/2014) [-]
this would have been so more fitting if it was a stop sign
User avatar #64 - Dember (05/28/2014) [-]
Well it does say "Do Not Enter"... and anyone who tries to enter a sign probably deserves to get smacked in the face by one.
#41 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
It is a stop sign on the side he hit.
User avatar #24 - myaccountisnew (05/28/2014) [-]
I don't think he imagined he'd make it that far.
User avatar #119 - apirateslifeforme (05/28/2014) [-]
I like this, but it's almost as if he doesn't try to jump off... or maybe it's more complicated than it seems? I don't know, I couldn't do this. Haha
User avatar #137 - incognitoad (05/28/2014) [-]
I would imagine jumping off before you get some balance wouldn't to great of an idea, not that staying on helped him out much.
#16 - Kids getting wrecked dump.  [+] (76 new replies) 05/28/2014 on V for Revenge +101
User avatar #136 - propanex (05/28/2014) [-]
But in all seriousness, if I saw that happen to my kid I would beat the living shit out of the guy in all black while I yell for someone to call 911 and ask for an ambulance for two... 1 for the kid and 1 for the asshole I am about to murder.
User avatar #133 - propanex (05/28/2014) [-]
is that kid pepsi?
User avatar #113 - maton (05/28/2014) [-]
Can we have a wasted version please?
#104 - BigDoktor (05/28/2014) [-]
Kids getting wrecked?
#89 - zecaida (05/28/2014) [-]
is he pepsi?
User avatar #110 - volksworgen (05/28/2014) [-]
anyone have the version where the bird is a soldier?
#111 - zecaida (05/28/2014) [-]
this one?
#114 - volksworgen (05/28/2014) [-]
Thnx bbykeks.

Here, this fur u ;).
#45 - jiichei (05/28/2014) [-]
#115 - bluzzerstream (05/28/2014) [-]
Looks like an ewok
#52 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
WASTED!
#39 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
he got dead
#35 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
Get rekd, son 5
#34 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
Get rekd, son 4
User avatar #33 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1401304989
Get rekd, son. 3 (MORBID, BE CAREFUL)
User avatar #139 - incognitoad (05/28/2014) [-]
Well this got a pretty bad reaction, is this really very different from the kid being hit with a thrown bowling ball? Apparently so.
User avatar #124 - landartheconqueror (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm surprised this did so bad. i would believe the kid getting his head crushed by a falling bowling ball would be worse than a kid getting driven over by a mini van
#117 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
whats wrong with you?
User avatar #112 - TheExile (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I know it still looks awful and whatnot, but no need to freak out. The kid is okay, he suffered only minor injuries. Knowing that, it's a lot easier to see this gif and not freak out, but rather be amazed at how well it turned out. Also shows why some people may fave it, since I can see some people laughing at it once they realize it's not a child being killed.

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#121 - bbzz (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm not freaked out
User avatar #122 - TheExile (05/28/2014) [-]
Sorry... there was a huge list of people who were, so I just tagged all of them.

/shrug
#108 - dawggz (05/28/2014) [-]
I am curious what happened after.
#100 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
Kids a fucking idiot
#99 - bortl (05/28/2014) [-]
The infant only hurt its legs and was not seriously damaged. www.antena3.com/noticias/mundo/descuido-imperdonable_2011070800060.html
User avatar #97 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
Sorry you guys, got this from a boop-thread and people seemed to "appreciate" this type of shit there. Anyway, my appologies again.
#84 - feglol (05/28/2014) [-]
I seriously cant imagine how you thought anyone who wasn't a fucking psychopath would've wanted to see this .gif
User avatar #140 - zameckis (05/28/2014) [-]
uh.,.,. i want
#83 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - commontroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Christ some people are fucked up.
#68 - mytwocents has deleted their comment.
#128 - championofglaceon (05/28/2014) [-]
#65 - wondersquid (05/28/2014) [-]
#61 - tjocksnorris (05/28/2014) [-]
oh gee, fj seem to get pretty upset with this
#76 - virtigo (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, you know, a murdered child isn't really a recommendable eye candy, unless you're a fucking sociopath.
User avatar #107 - TheExile (05/28/2014) [-]
He suffered minor injuries. Was barely hurt. People who know that can look back on it and laugh/be amazed at how surprisingly well it turned out (all things considered).
User avatar #130 - virtigo (05/28/2014) [-]
How am I supposed to pick that up from a video of a kid getting mowed down by a pickup?
User avatar #131 - TheExile (05/28/2014) [-]
I don't mean you should pick that up, I was just letting you know so that when you saw the people who were laughing or amused by it, you didn't straight think they were terrible people. They may have just known already or seen the story before (wasn't calling you out or anything, was just informing you)
#77 - tjocksnorris (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - rassamdul (05/28/2014) [-]
You crossed the lines a couple times there mate
User avatar #55 - ohmygwad (05/28/2014) [-]
who the fuck faved it???
#54 - atomicman (05/28/2014) [-]
100% died to death may he rip in peace
User avatar #92 - takesomemorewater (05/28/2014) [-]
The original gif is fucking horrid, but this comment made me giggle for a short time. I'm an awful human being.
#82 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
The child survived with minor injuries
#125 - junahi (05/28/2014) [-]
I heard he died, but considering he is twitching after the first tire you might be right. + Not much speed, its just the weight, either it crushed his skull or nat.
#116 - notjewelry has deleted their comment.
#51 - hamplanet (05/28/2014) [-]
y u do dis?
#44 - szatan (05/28/2014) [-]
#42 - broswagonist (05/28/2014) [-]
#91 - hazardpay (05/28/2014) [-]
upside umop.
#40 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
DAFUQ MAN????
#37 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah ok, fuck you.
#36 - bbzz (05/28/2014) [-]
why you do this
#38 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
He asked for kids getting rekd
User avatar #50 - brothergrimm (05/28/2014) [-]
you were doing so well....
User avatar #98 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
such a shame...
#43 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
You are dead inside. It's really true, even if you don't know it urself.
#32 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
Get rekd, son 2
#31 - PlagueDoctor (05/28/2014) [-]
Get rekd, son 1
#85 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
#29 - thebaseballexpert (05/28/2014) [-]
#26 - thelastelephant (05/28/2014) [-]
It's the only relevant thing I have
#23 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
holy shit I cringed harder than ever before
#21 - broswagonist (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - ubisoft (05/28/2014) [-]
atnaf? ptupf? I do not get dis joke
#106 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
hes pepsi
#17 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
#18 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - takesomemorewater (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm probably going to hell for this but..that looked like a cool takedown
#19 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
#20 - toensix (05/28/2014) [-]
#27 - kingkaga (05/28/2014) [-]
this would have been so more fitting if it was a stop sign
User avatar #64 - Dember (05/28/2014) [-]
Well it does say "Do Not Enter"... and anyone who tries to enter a sign probably deserves to get smacked in the face by one.
#41 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
It is a stop sign on the side he hit.
User avatar #24 - myaccountisnew (05/28/2014) [-]
I don't think he imagined he'd make it that far.
User avatar #119 - apirateslifeforme (05/28/2014) [-]
I like this, but it's almost as if he doesn't try to jump off... or maybe it's more complicated than it seems? I don't know, I couldn't do this. Haha
User avatar #137 - incognitoad (05/28/2014) [-]
I would imagine jumping off before you get some balance wouldn't to great of an idea, not that staying on helped him out much.
#21 - Wasn't lake Victoria the biggest fresh water lake in the world?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Amazing Locations #1 +4
User avatar #49 - YllekNayr (05/28/2014) [-]
Maybe the largest that isn't covered in ice.
#22 - tiles (05/28/2014) [-]
#29 - thebaseballexpert (05/28/2014) [-]
you clever bastard
#56 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
>Use reaction image
>clever

Get yourself checked for autism.
User avatar #95 - thebaseballexpert (05/28/2014) [-]
>Lake in post is largest
>Lake Victoria is second largest

Get yourself checked for Autism
#50 - TFW  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Whoa there Tywin +20
#86 - weeez (05/28/2014) [-]
what is this character's name because it's a challenge to google
User avatar #87 - rageross (05/28/2014) [-]
Pyat Pree
#49 - Doesn't that differ by state. 05/28/2014 on Whoa there Tywin +1
#31 - He kill? 05/28/2014 on Peanuts 0
#35 - Should have done that myself. 05/27/2014 on Best Friends 0
#32 - Hey you! Yeah you. The guy who's going to click the link. Don'…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Best Friends +1
User avatar #34 - TwiztidNinja (05/27/2014) [-]
I am pretty sure anyone who clicks the link deserves any computer virus they get from that link. you are a terrible human being.
User avatar #33 - anomorphous (05/27/2014) [-]
flagged. thanks for the warning kind samaritan
User avatar #35 - toensix (05/27/2014) [-]
Should have done that myself.
#156 - It's not really my thing but I do admit; this lady is quite at… 05/27/2014 on Aroused and Afraid 0
#120 - I once found both a four leaf clover and a five leaf clover on… 05/26/2014 on Chances 0
#49 - I heard there's another version. Where there secretly are two … 05/25/2014 on Bite the bullet 0
#66 - First of all. Insulting you're debate partners intelligence is…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on When will the next one come? -1
#67 - kulamia (05/25/2014) [-]
Have you seen Frozen? Because let it go.
#63 - What's your point?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2014 on When will the next one come? 0
#64 - kulamia (05/24/2014) [-]
Nevermind, if you aren't intelligent enough to see the other side of an argument then you don't deserve a place at the debate.
User avatar #66 - toensix (05/25/2014) [-]
First of all. Insulting you're debate partners intelligence is what makes you not deserve aplace at the debate table.

Second of all. In you're original post it seemed to me that your point was that the would have been a world war three if it weren't for the US. But in comment #40 it was as of you think that both the US and the USSR made this long peace last.
#67 - kulamia (05/25/2014) [-]
Have you seen Frozen? Because let it go.
#36 - The USSR, France, The UK and, yes, the US.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on When will the next one come? +1
#40 - kulamia (05/24/2014) [-]
The Cuban Missile Crisis arose because the US put nukes in Turkey, on the border of the USSR. The USSR responded with nukes in Cuba, 90 miles from the US. Nuclear war almost broke out.

Nukes were the deterrent, but it took the US and USSR realizing that mirroring each other took them there and almost destroyed each other.
User avatar #63 - toensix (05/24/2014) [-]
What's your point?
#64 - kulamia (05/24/2014) [-]
Nevermind, if you aren't intelligent enough to see the other side of an argument then you don't deserve a place at the debate.
User avatar #66 - toensix (05/25/2014) [-]
First of all. Insulting you're debate partners intelligence is what makes you not deserve aplace at the debate table.

Second of all. In you're original post it seemed to me that your point was that the would have been a world war three if it weren't for the US. But in comment #40 it was as of you think that both the US and the USSR made this long peace last.
#67 - kulamia (05/25/2014) [-]
Have you seen Frozen? Because let it go.
#35 - The Netherlands have industrial problems? 05/23/2014 on Privilege 0
#26 - Why is Cubone green?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on mudkipfucker for local... +1
User avatar #61 - stoicnick (05/23/2014) [-]
FJ colors yo
#44 - puffingpuffin (05/23/2014) [-]
Shiny, but the belly should be normal if that's the case.
#22 - Does anyone have the original gif without the face shrinking? 05/20/2014 on Childlike imagination 0
#142 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Camille Paglia everyone +4
#54 - I just realised I really want Egoraptor to make porn. 05/18/2014 on OP's Ballad (REUPLOAD -... +5
#30 - I never got the association with the marine corps though. 05/18/2014 on niggers be bananas +1
#118 - It's a pretty big island. 05/18/2014 on Queen of England can reck... +2
#43 - After 'froth'. I hate that word so much. 05/16/2014 on Baby names +1
#85 - Wait when I was in the UK I saw this comic in a newspaper. Did… 05/16/2014 on Every. Damn. Time. 0
#179 - Yes.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes +4
User avatar #181 - leafonthewind (05/14/2014) [-]
TRICK QUESTION BITCH
THEY ARE VOLCANOES
#196 - spoileralerts (05/14/2014) [-]
get rek'd toensix, fuckin fagit
User avatar #180 - leafonthewind (05/14/2014) [-]
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
#63 - WITH HIS DICK! 05/14/2014 on Disney Avengers +2
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User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
u r an fagot
User avatar #2 to #1 - toensix (11/21/2013) [-]
k
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