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#49 - I imagine that if immortality would become a real thing it wou…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2014 on fin +5
User avatar #169 - zaxzwim (06/18/2014) [-]
i would think it would be really expensive to have it done to you, a procedure or something, so only a few thousand people would have it
User avatar #62 - comicexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. Immortality for -everyone-.
#99 - hydraetis (06/18/2014) [-]
#65 - 4chan refugee (06/18/2014) [-]
And then population explodes and we destroy planets faster than this one maybe too fast for our technology to keep up.
User avatar #71 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
I imagine you won't get the treatment you need for immortality unless you agree to go under very strict birth control.
User avatar #70 - comicexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Not at all. Stupidity is immaturity, which we'll outgrow in time.The second thing we'll do is find a way to get to an inhabitable planet, and considering our immortality, that shouldn't be too difficult. We'll expand across the universe, populating it as it should be.
User avatar #208 - newforomador (06/18/2014) [-]
But would it be immortality as in we can't die at all, or as in we're ageless and can still die from injuries, disease, and all other things like that. Unless it was an immortality that put our mind into the body of an android then the latter is more likely. So we wouldn't have to worry about how long it would take to get to another planet except maybe for insanity but instead about sustaining our lives while we are going there.
#146 - First of all: Christians aren't polyhteists, they're monotheis…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on They are a minority they said +1
User avatar #151 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
According to this - one of the last chapters of the Quran - the true believer "strives and fights with their wealth and persons" while the hypocrites are those who "sit at home," refusing to join the jihad against unbelievers in foreign lands.

In truth, Muhammad organized 65 military campaigns in the last ten years of his life and personally led 27 of them. The more power that he attained, the smaller the excuse needed to go to battle, until finally he began attacking tribes merely because they were not yet part of his growing empire.

After Muhammad’s death, his successor immediately went to war with former allied tribes which wanted to go their own way. Abu Bakr called them 'apostates' and slaughtered anyone who did not want to remain Muslim. Eventually, he was successful in holding the empire together through blood and violence.

It does not matter how you die in the Quran as long as you die "in the path of Allah".
#141 - Older edgy people are smart enough to keep their mouth shut ab…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on They are a minority they said 0
#144 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
Muslim (19:4294) - "When you meet your enemies who are polytheists [Christians], invite them to three courses of action. If they respond to any one of these, you also accept it and withhold yourself from doing them any harm. Invite them to (accept) Islam; if they respond to you, accept it from them and desist from fighting against them ... If they refuse to accept Islam, demand from them the Jizya. If they agree to pay, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to pay the tax, seek Allah's help and fight them"



Bukhari (53:392) - While we were in the Mosque, the Prophet came out and said, "Let us go to the Jews." We went out till we reached Bait-ul-Midras. He said to them, "If you embrace Islam, you will be safe. You should know that the earth belongs to Allah and His Apostle, and I want to expel you from this land. So, if anyone amongst you owns some property, he is permitted to sell it, otherwise you should know that the Earth belongs to Allah and His Apostle."

Qur'an (4:59) - "O you who believe! Obey Allah and obey the Messenger and those in authority from among you..."

Qur'an (3:28) - "Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah: except by way of precaution, that ye may Guard yourselves from them. But Allah cautions you (To remember) Himself; for the final goal is to Allah."

Qur'an (19:64) - "And we do not descend but by the command of your Lord; to Him belongs whatever is before us and whatever is behind us and whatever is between these, and your Lord is not forgetful."

Qur'an (18:26) - "[Allah] maketh none to share in his government."
#147 - Keavy (06/18/2014) [-]
Replace 'Allah' with 'God' and you could find quotes like that in the bible.

Fucking nutjob racist. One or two troublemakers and suddenly you're scared of Muslims taking over the whole country.

#149 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
See #116.
Christians aren't men of much of action.
Racism is also a mad up work invented by the communists for propaganda.
Muslims are know as conquerors and you are just an ignorant idiot if you try do deny the fact that they want Europe. You have been show to be false time and time again and you resort to typical liberal tactics.
User avatar #146 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
First of all: Christians aren't polyhteists, they're monotheists just like jews and muslims.

Second of all: Just because you recite a part of the quran doesn't mean that all or even most muslims follow that believe. Ever heard of a christian who refused to eat sea food or talk with a woman on her period for religious reasons? No me neither. Still both those things are outlawed in the bible. Muslim terrorists, who supposedly are the most religious muslims around, partake in suicide bombings. Suicide is seen as a major offense against god in het quran. So this has very little to do with wether or not something appears in a religious text or not.
User avatar #151 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
According to this - one of the last chapters of the Quran - the true believer "strives and fights with their wealth and persons" while the hypocrites are those who "sit at home," refusing to join the jihad against unbelievers in foreign lands.

In truth, Muhammad organized 65 military campaigns in the last ten years of his life and personally led 27 of them. The more power that he attained, the smaller the excuse needed to go to battle, until finally he began attacking tribes merely because they were not yet part of his growing empire.

After Muhammad’s death, his successor immediately went to war with former allied tribes which wanted to go their own way. Abu Bakr called them 'apostates' and slaughtered anyone who did not want to remain Muslim. Eventually, he was successful in holding the empire together through blood and violence.

It does not matter how you die in the Quran as long as you die "in the path of Allah".
#139 - >just one survey >a pool of just 600 muslims(which a…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2014 on They are a minority they said 0
#140 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
Older muslims are smart enough to keep their mouth shut about their ambitions.
User avatar #141 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
Older edgy people are smart enough to keep their mouth shut about their crooked world views.
#144 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
Muslim (19:4294) - "When you meet your enemies who are polytheists [Christians], invite them to three courses of action. If they respond to any one of these, you also accept it and withhold yourself from doing them any harm. Invite them to (accept) Islam; if they respond to you, accept it from them and desist from fighting against them ... If they refuse to accept Islam, demand from them the Jizya. If they agree to pay, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to pay the tax, seek Allah's help and fight them"



Bukhari (53:392) - While we were in the Mosque, the Prophet came out and said, "Let us go to the Jews." We went out till we reached Bait-ul-Midras. He said to them, "If you embrace Islam, you will be safe. You should know that the earth belongs to Allah and His Apostle, and I want to expel you from this land. So, if anyone amongst you owns some property, he is permitted to sell it, otherwise you should know that the Earth belongs to Allah and His Apostle."

Qur'an (4:59) - "O you who believe! Obey Allah and obey the Messenger and those in authority from among you..."

Qur'an (3:28) - "Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah: except by way of precaution, that ye may Guard yourselves from them. But Allah cautions you (To remember) Himself; for the final goal is to Allah."

Qur'an (19:64) - "And we do not descend but by the command of your Lord; to Him belongs whatever is before us and whatever is behind us and whatever is between these, and your Lord is not forgetful."

Qur'an (18:26) - "[Allah] maketh none to share in his government."
#147 - Keavy (06/18/2014) [-]
Replace 'Allah' with 'God' and you could find quotes like that in the bible.

Fucking nutjob racist. One or two troublemakers and suddenly you're scared of Muslims taking over the whole country.

#149 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
See #116.
Christians aren't men of much of action.
Racism is also a mad up work invented by the communists for propaganda.
Muslims are know as conquerors and you are just an ignorant idiot if you try do deny the fact that they want Europe. You have been show to be false time and time again and you resort to typical liberal tactics.
User avatar #146 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
First of all: Christians aren't polyhteists, they're monotheists just like jews and muslims.

Second of all: Just because you recite a part of the quran doesn't mean that all or even most muslims follow that believe. Ever heard of a christian who refused to eat sea food or talk with a woman on her period for religious reasons? No me neither. Still both those things are outlawed in the bible. Muslim terrorists, who supposedly are the most religious muslims around, partake in suicide bombings. Suicide is seen as a major offense against god in het quran. So this has very little to do with wether or not something appears in a religious text or not.
User avatar #151 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
According to this - one of the last chapters of the Quran - the true believer "strives and fights with their wealth and persons" while the hypocrites are those who "sit at home," refusing to join the jihad against unbelievers in foreign lands.

In truth, Muhammad organized 65 military campaigns in the last ten years of his life and personally led 27 of them. The more power that he attained, the smaller the excuse needed to go to battle, until finally he began attacking tribes merely because they were not yet part of his growing empire.

After Muhammad’s death, his successor immediately went to war with former allied tribes which wanted to go their own way. Abu Bakr called them 'apostates' and slaughtered anyone who did not want to remain Muslim. Eventually, he was successful in holding the empire together through blood and violence.

It does not matter how you die in the Quran as long as you die "in the path of Allah".
#39 - I like the pic but isn't it just refering to romanic languages…  [+] (24 new replies) 06/18/2014 on english 0
#124 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
To be fair English was influenced by the French language brought over by the Norman conquerors in 1066.

But you are right; so this would've been a better chart for them to use.
User avatar #214 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Ehh the chart is ok , could be more detailed and needs some fixes.
"old norse" for example is not a thing - its called "Anglo"
Gothic is the forerunner to Teutonic (which isnt even included) which became the basis for German together with Saxon as well as a major influence from Anglo.
Prussian was a Germanic language as well , that influenced Teutonic quite a bit.
User avatar #216 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Also in the case of Spanish , while they do indeed speak a form of Latin , their linguistic origin too lies with the Germanic tribes , since todays inhabitants of Iberia are Visigoths
User avatar #223 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Norse

Actually, I believe that 'Prussian' on this chart refers to the language spoken by the original Prussians, since the Germanic Prussians just spoke German.

As for Spanish, the chart is really just simplified and it can't really show things like that. It's why English is with the Germanic languages even though it was influenced by the French spoken by the Normans.

User avatar #226 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Also , as far as I am concerned , I stand by my point I made earlier regarding Anglo.
The wikipedia article dates "old norse" to a language from High-medieval times and actually more old danish than "norse"
Anglo is their root language dating back to the 5th century in Early-medieval times , prior to the hunnic invasion.
User avatar #228 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
What language are you talking about though? When I do a Google search for 'Anglo language' absolutely nothing comes up with that name. I get Anglo-Norman language, Anglo-Frisian languages, and even Anglo-Saxon language, but nothing that's just 'Anglo'.
User avatar #230 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
It may be a translation problem , seeing as English loves naming shit after something entirely unrelated.
User avatar #232 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
Are you sure that you're not talking about Proto-Norse? Because that's the only language I can find that fits your description.
User avatar #235 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
yep - it was a translation problem after all.
See we call "ancient nordic" - "ancient english (or anglo)" in german
User avatar #236 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
Huh, that's interesting. Glad it's sorted out.
User avatar #234 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Maybe , lets see what wikipedia has to say
User avatar #225 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Alright , and yes I did actually mean the Original Prussians who in German are called Pruss to distinguish them from the country Prussia.

They were a Germanic tribe in North-eastern Poland around the now Russian held Oblast Kaliningrad - the exact same place where the Teutons came from.
The Pruss were craftsmen and traders with basic knowledge of sailing and copper smelting.
User avatar #227 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
The Old Prussians were a Baltic Tribe, more closely related to the Lithuanians then they were to any Germanic peoples. It wasn't until that they were conquered by the Teutonic Knights in the 13th century that the region started to speak a Germanic language.
User avatar #229 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
The origin of the Germanic tribes lies in sweden , on a small island called Gothland , it's not unlikely that the a lot of baltic people were Germanic.
While that is just a speculation , in my history books , Pruss are clearly marked as germanic.
User avatar #231 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
Then your history books are wrong. Because every single bit of info I can find on the people that lived in Prussia prior to the area's Germanification says that they were Baltic.
User avatar #233 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
East-prussia mind you.

The country Prussia came from the east of todays Germany which is more west.
User avatar #237 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
That entire region was populated by Baltic peoples though. The Prussians, the Galindians, the Yotvingians, the Skalvians. All of them lived in that region, and all of them were Baltic.
User avatar #238 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
I got that already after looking up what you said.
What I said was regarding Germanification and name of the Area.
User avatar #239 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
Wait, what? Now I'm not entirely certain where exactly we stand on the issue. I thought you were still saying that the Old Prussians were Germanic.
User avatar #240 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
The issue is just the name of the Area the ancient Prussians inhabited.
I wouldn't consider it "prussia" because it wasn't a country , and because said country with that name called that area East-Prussia.
User avatar #241 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
Ah, gotcha. So it's just a translation issue again, because in English the original Baltic people are called (Old) Prussians, and thus the region they inhabited was Prussia. Though from looking at maps it looks like the region of East Prussia was similar to the region that was part of the Duchy of Prussia.
User avatar #242 - internetexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Calling a Germanic tribe by the entirety of them is not Normal , but on Translation it is.

Translation : not even once.

before any of gets confused again - this is referring to Hellenic and Romanic languages as well as English , calling Teutons Germans.
User avatar #128 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
Cool chart.
User avatar #129 - thesovereigngrave (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree, it is a really cool chart.
#115 - source? 06/18/2014 on They are a minority they said 0
#104 - Please tell me. How many think that?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on They are a minority they said +1
User avatar #167 - economic (06/18/2014) [-]
wikiislam.net/wiki/Muslim_Statistics

"Majority of world's Muslims favor changing laws in their countries to allow stoning/amputation for "crimes", and death for apostasy."

"1 out of 3 British Muslims aged 16 to 24 believe that Muslim apostates should be executed. "
User avatar #170 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
Hmmm not a very objective source if you ask me.
User avatar #171 - economic (06/18/2014) [-]
You can just google it, their are many sources and many parties that use them to push for deportation of Muslims because of the facts.
User avatar #113 - schnizel (06/18/2014) [-]
40% of the muslim youth want a global khalifate, the rest want an islamic republic.
User avatar #115 - toensix (06/18/2014) [-]
source?
#40 - Picture 06/17/2014 on Crows Before Hoes +2
#59 - Well it's smiliar to people wearing clothes or having other st… 06/17/2014 on England's Gift 0
#171 - Can't remember when he said it but GRRM did at some point conf…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Ginger minge 0
User avatar #173 - theshadowed (06/17/2014) [-]
Hes gonna have to and do some serious explaining
#55 - I can see that. In my country it used to be you could buy alco… 06/17/2014 on Joseph is not OC +1
#136 - I have, Philip united all of Greece including Sparta. … 06/17/2014 on History is fun +1
#129 - And, you know, the Greeks wrote a **** ton about … 06/17/2014 on History is fun 0
#128 - One can never know for sure but I assume both the spartans and…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on History is fun +1
#132 - angelious (06/17/2014) [-]
but you have no problem believing that philip was really afraid of the spartans then?
User avatar #136 - toensix (06/17/2014) [-]
I have, Philip united all of Greece including Sparta.

But to be fair the content only mentions the Spartan reply to Philip's threats. Not what Philip did or said after that or wether or not he was afraid of them.
#150 - People speculate that he did die but that Melissandre wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Ginger minge +1
User avatar #174 - muffintime (06/17/2014) [-]
Jesus christ I never thought of that... But then again I read the first 3 books when I was in grade 7 (about 10 years ago) and I watched all 4 seasons of the show in 4 days so I missed a lot of things because I grinded through the show...
User avatar #164 - theshadowed (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh fucking shit I forgot about the letter Robb sent about his heir. We seriously need to meet Howland Reed. He now knows what happened at the Tower of Joy, who is Jon's mother and who the rightful King on the North is
User avatar #171 - toensix (06/17/2014) [-]
Can't remember when he said it but GRRM did at some point conform that Reed would show up eventually.
User avatar #173 - theshadowed (06/17/2014) [-]
Hes gonna have to and do some serious explaining
#223 - >Implying that evwen without religion humanity wan't find a… 06/17/2014 on US Grade Beef 0
#99 - Picture 06/17/2014 on What a little bitch +1
#44 - Was it an icicle? 06/16/2014 on what is a queen to do +5
#26 - That's not okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Fetishes 0
User avatar #31 - fzjoss (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, im not proud of myself either.
#87 - Tyr is Germanic in general. Which makes him nordic and scottis… 06/13/2014 on Thurrific -3
#24 - The gauntlet season 2. Can't remember which episode though.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on SHOTGUN! 0
#25 - 4chan refugee (06/12/2014) [-]
Thanks, I never watched either season lol.
#26 - At first I thought it strange that Jim Carry was next to both … 06/12/2014 on The greatest live action... 0
#4 - I don't know who this guy is but he looks like a cross between…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Tumblr did funny +37
#5 - 4chan refugee (06/12/2014) [-]
Bobby Singer from Supernatural.
#12 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on SHOTGUN! +3
#22 - 4chan refugee (06/12/2014) [-]
Which video is this from?
User avatar #24 - toensix (06/12/2014) [-]
The gauntlet season 2. Can't remember which episode though.
#25 - 4chan refugee (06/12/2014) [-]
Thanks, I never watched either season lol.
#167 - Allright, I don't know if you're trolling or not but I'm just …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on HA-HA dead babies 0
#224 - swagbot (06/13/2014) [-]
General-Level Concerns:
I've fav'd your comment to dig for better sources if i have the energy later:

> Vaccines use a culture mechanism to propagate the target virus. Often, this is some kind of animal organ. In the past (possibly nowadays too), any other virus that was present inside the culture medium and smaller than the target virus was propagated and passed into the final vaccine.

> Other ingredients used as immuno-modulators (formaldehyde), preservatives (benzene compounds, aluminum compounds, mercury compounds such as thiomersal), or general ingredients (food-grade dyes) have diverse and acute toxicity. It is the pinnacle of insanity to inject these compounds directly into your bloodstream.

> 'Safer' Culture media of late include chicken egg and peanut material. Injecting foreign proteins DIRECTLY into the bloodstream (instead of absorbing them post-digestion, as a human would normally do) can sensitize the body's immune system against those (and similar) proteins, resulting in an overactive immune system.

Ya ever wonder why so many kids are violently allergic to eggs and peanuts (commonly-used vaccine media) nowadays?

> The coup-de-grace for medical insanity surrounding vaccine injections is the inclusion of human embryonic material as a culture mechanism. Same thing applies here as to eggs and peanuts proteins, except that embryonic protein is human protein, so it is much closer to the DNA of the recipient, and is suspected to introduce aggressive autoimmune activity to the recipient.

> Since their inception (after the well-meaning primary researches back in the ~1800s lost hold of them and companies got ahold for industrial production), vaccine campaigns (including the much-lauded Salk Polio Vaccine) have been rife with private-sector and governmental graft and corruption.

I will try to gather a more substantial body of facts+sources for you. Bust my balls in a few days if i haven't replied.
User avatar #233 - toensix (07/23/2014) [-]
Well this is more then a few days. *bustin' balls*
#234 - swagbot (07/24/2014) [-]
> deez balls is busted sah


truth be told, i did a mighty false-start on this project about a week after my comment, but life has basically been shit since. Sorry, and I'm working on it.
User avatar #191 - validandclear (06/12/2014) [-]
Ok there is really only one way to look this shit up. You have to look up studies conducted and replicated from around the world. You have to understand what they are saying. Even if you have a phd in pharmacology, physiology, or w/e it doesn't qualify you to speak on every single research project, and i mean, the people here aren't that bright. Shit, i'm not that bright, but i know that i'm not that bright. Go to school, learn the terminology, speak to others in the fields of bio, microbio, physiology, biochem, chem and so on. Listening to advice on here is like listening to a bum talk about how to get rich.
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
u r an fagot
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