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#17 - Well then maybe it's just me. 07/28/2014 on drunks +1
#13 - Hey I'm not saying you can't hold your liquor. If it's true wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on drunks 0
#14 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets put it this way, the only reason I know how much I drank is because I found the bar tab in my shoe and before you go saying, " Well maybe you bought drinks for people?" I am a stingy motherfucker when it comes to parting with my hard earned money. I also woke up in the bed of my friends truck cuddling with a duffel bag going down the highway.
User avatar #17 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Well then maybe it's just me.
#9 - Then you're not drunk as ****  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on drunks +1
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
You're stupid if you can't type drunk.
Also, alcohol and drugs effect each person differently.
I get drunk as fuck but I can still type just fine, I have my drunk brain but my logic is still up there.
User avatar #19 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
I can spell but my vision goes to shit so it's very hard for me to accurately see what I'm typing.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
I get dizzy and I get vertigo.

But my vision never gets fuzzy, even when super drunk.
Unless I'm tired, but that's different.
#12 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
On St. Patty's Day I consumed 24 Pints of Guinness and 7 Irish Diplomats, my text messages were fully comprehensible.
User avatar #13 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey I'm not saying you can't hold your liquor. If it's true what you say then sure you're a great drinker. But you weren't shit faced drunk.
#14 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets put it this way, the only reason I know how much I drank is because I found the bar tab in my shoe and before you go saying, " Well maybe you bought drinks for people?" I am a stingy motherfucker when it comes to parting with my hard earned money. I also woke up in the bed of my friends truck cuddling with a duffel bag going down the highway.
User avatar #17 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Well then maybe it's just me.
#7 - >Drunk as **** >Readable messages  [+] (14 new replies) 07/28/2014 on drunks +70
User avatar #29 - iamtheceej (07/28/2014) [-]
Dude he's typing with one eye closed so he can focus, duh.
User avatar #28 - Gandalfthewhite (07/28/2014) [-]
when i'm drunk i put more effort into making my texts sound legible
#25 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
When you wake up after being drunk you can read messages you've sent and they're spelled perfect, even though you were too drunk to even remember what happened that night
User avatar #24 - hor (07/28/2014) [-]
The only time I couldn't type was after 19 shots. Typing's normally pretty easy drunk.
#16 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey man...you lose the ability to speak comprehensibly not the ability to type a message. Slurring does not translate to text.
User avatar #8 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
When I get drunk as shit I type normally like this.
It's not hard to type if you can handle alcohol.
User avatar #9 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you're not drunk as shit
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
You're stupid if you can't type drunk.
Also, alcohol and drugs effect each person differently.
I get drunk as fuck but I can still type just fine, I have my drunk brain but my logic is still up there.
User avatar #19 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
I can spell but my vision goes to shit so it's very hard for me to accurately see what I'm typing.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
I get dizzy and I get vertigo.

But my vision never gets fuzzy, even when super drunk.
Unless I'm tired, but that's different.
#12 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
On St. Patty's Day I consumed 24 Pints of Guinness and 7 Irish Diplomats, my text messages were fully comprehensible.
User avatar #13 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey I'm not saying you can't hold your liquor. If it's true what you say then sure you're a great drinker. But you weren't shit faced drunk.
#14 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets put it this way, the only reason I know how much I drank is because I found the bar tab in my shoe and before you go saying, " Well maybe you bought drinks for people?" I am a stingy motherfucker when it comes to parting with my hard earned money. I also woke up in the bed of my friends truck cuddling with a duffel bag going down the highway.
User avatar #17 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Well then maybe it's just me.
#231 - To bad he was burried in a church. 07/25/2014 on Dutch pay tribute to the... 0
#36 - As an asshole cyclist I can attest that both wouldn't work. I …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Red and Green. +9
#51 - 4chan refugee (07/25/2014) [-]
"I don't give a shit", "I don't care" and "I don't give a fuck", are things that are only supposed to be heard from children because they're still too dumb to understand how self-hurting saying those things are.

Grow the fuck up.
#39 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2014) [-]
least youre honest. i also dont give shit dont give a shit if i run you over that is
#233 - Well this is more then a few days. *bustin' balls*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on HA-HA dead babies 0
#234 - swagbot (07/24/2014) [-]
> deez balls is busted sah


truth be told, i did a mighty false-start on this project about a week after my comment, but life has basically been shit since. Sorry, and I'm working on it.
#35 - Dutch and English are very close languages and if you don't kn… 07/21/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#37 - More of a joint effort if you ask me. 07/20/2014 on Slavery 0
#102 - Texas is big but not that big. It's about 1 1/2 the size of Fr… 07/20/2014 on Working Retail 0
#44 - But I assume they still used the Top Gear name so it isn't rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Top Gear 0
User avatar #52 - grandmabetty (07/16/2014) [-]
I suppose one acceptable reason for it is because Americans do not have many of the car brands or models reviewed on the British Top Gear anyway, so half of it would be irrelevant to potential car buyers. And vice-versa. Us British people don't buy Buicks or Acuras or pickup trucks.
#37 - Why would you even need an American or Australian version? It'…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Top Gear +2
User avatar #48 - stefanovic (07/16/2014) [-]
Both versions are on tv here (Belgium) and they're entirely different programs. I prefer the original Brittisch version, but USA isn't half as bad as you'd expect
User avatar #43 - AvatarAirBender (07/16/2014) [-]
The US top gear isn't the same style as the UK one. They do different stuff, and don't really test out cars.
User avatar #41 - thinemother (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's like when people made different versions of flappy bird and shit like that, popular thing makes money so you copy it to make yourself a bit.
User avatar #44 - toensix (07/16/2014) [-]
But I assume they still used the Top Gear name so it isn't really a rip off. Why not simply air the British version. Why need an American version.

This happens more often in American media. They take a good film or series from another country and make an 'American' version(girl with the dragon tattoo, troll). First off IMO that's just offensive to the original and second off you're simply creating a possibility that they fuck the new version up. But to be fair I come from a country where everything is subbed and nothing is dubbed. Only kids stuff is dubbed everything else is subbed because people want to see the original version. So alright maybe I have a bit of a culture bias and I can see that people who aren;t used to subtitles can be put off by that.

But when the original is in actual fucking English(Top gear, Doctor who, The King's Speech) why make a new version? Would it but to much of a culture shock to see something from a country?
User avatar #52 - grandmabetty (07/16/2014) [-]
I suppose one acceptable reason for it is because Americans do not have many of the car brands or models reviewed on the British Top Gear anyway, so half of it would be irrelevant to potential car buyers. And vice-versa. Us British people don't buy Buicks or Acuras or pickup trucks.
#38 - Fissure. Fingers crossed.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #39 - jagenblitz (07/16/2014) [-]
Go big or go home.
#36 - I don't know about Halo 4,5 or ODST but a long time ago I was … 07/16/2014 on An Illustrated Guide To ESRB +1
#45 - As is The Regular Show.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Literally my homelife in a... 0
User avatar #49 - biscutbuu (07/15/2014) [-]
regular show is bright loud and annoying nor is it funny or clever the only good thing about it is the music
#48 - biscutbuu Comment deleted by toensix
#28 - Isn't Chowder also all of those things?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Literally my homelife in a... +1
User avatar #35 - biscutbuu (07/14/2014) [-]
but it isn't loud, overly bright and annoying and it is actually clever and funny
User avatar #45 - toensix (07/15/2014) [-]
As is The Regular Show.
User avatar #49 - biscutbuu (07/15/2014) [-]
regular show is bright loud and annoying nor is it funny or clever the only good thing about it is the music
#48 - biscutbuu Comment deleted by toensix
User avatar #30 - mydogpikachu (07/14/2014) [-]
yea, and you know that's how a cartoon should be,but not all the time
#15 - Best one IMO. Season 2 had some great moments a… 07/14/2014 on Scissoring 0
#44 - Who is she?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on for all you feminists +1
User avatar #58 - tmgrskat (07/14/2014) [-]
I wish I could remember her name.
She's a self-righteous female amusement-system. I feel sorry for feminists and not rage most of the times, but oh God is she intense bodyloveing rude.
User avatar #46 - cocoman (07/14/2014) [-]
You don't want to know.
#47 - Arrested for what? 07/14/2014 on This is deep 0
#58 - Yeah I say a few. Bloody awesome. 07/08/2014 on Recent 4Chan vs. Tumblr 0
#56 - You're right it wasn't a good raid. But that's what makes Tumb…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Recent 4Chan vs. Tumblr 0
User avatar #57 - fyaq (07/08/2014) [-]
did you even see the reaction?

it was so minimal, so few people fell for it....
User avatar #58 - toensix (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I say a few. Bloody awesome.
#37 - Czechoslovakia? How old is that map?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on "remember to not rape them" 0
User avatar #38 - impaledsandwich (07/07/2014) [-]
It predates the existence of Denmark by a few hundred years.
#235 - I find American patriotism to be very interesting. Especially … 07/05/2014 on Dog Bless Mericam! +3
#84 - I can;t force a sneeze but I can induce by hitting my nose wit… 07/04/2014 on But it's still a difficult... 0
#99 - No they don't to many ******* hills. 07/04/2014 on Good Job, San Marino 0
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
u r an fagot
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