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#15 - Nothing I just wanted to tell a boardgame story... 08/09/2014 on monopoly 0
#10 - I got ****** in Setllers of Catan once in a four …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on monopoly 0
User avatar #13 - sursum (08/09/2014) [-]
Wait, the hell does this have to do with monopoly?
User avatar #15 - toensix (08/09/2014) [-]
Nothing I just wanted to tell a boardgame story...
#28 - Psssst. He's a troll. Look at his level. 08/08/2014 on Just like your mom eyyy lmao +4
#94 - comicexplain where did this whole Spiderman Deadpool team up c…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2014 on super-bro-code +5
#96 - comicexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh, this is not a team up. Not a team up at all.
User avatar #101 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
I think he was referring to the general idea of the teamup, seeing as there are a lot of spiderpool comics being posted lately ^^'
#102 - comicexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, it's actually been around for quite a while! Again, it's not a team up - More like Deadpool trying to be friiiiiends with Spidey! That about sums up their relationship, really. There's some sort of (Strictly platonic) intimacy between the characters, such as rumors that Spidey is wearing a knockoff Deadpool suit (Or vise versa), and Deadpools need for super-good spider-man's blessing to be a hero!
User avatar #134 - seelcudoom (08/06/2014) [-]
pretty sure theres nothing platonic about it, at least not on deadpools end
#137 - comicexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
Doesn't know what he's missing!
User avatar #136 - comicexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeeah, that's what I meant. Silly Spidey!
#49 - I know who Tony Hawk is. No ******* clue what the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on first class rekd +9
#66 - nemula (08/06/2014) [-]
imagine a guy with skate protection and a skateboard doing a two-and-a-half rotation aka "The 900" mid air. That's exactly how Tony Hawk looks like
#60 - Not always. If you made a product that's cheap, useful and ext…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on oh oho ho 0
#86 - eyecontacthandjob (08/06/2014) [-]
As for medical costs, look at the public government research... 4% of drugs on the market are from the government today. And you're telling me you're paroniod enough to actually believe that people who would have created a vaccine are not releasing it to market because they are being strong armed? You're telling me that there are that many evil people out there?

As for the recycling, why would it be up to the store to take the responsibility to recycle? Why can't they, say, work out a deal with... I dont know, maybe a recycling place? If it is the convenience that is the issue, then maybe the government can subsidize the store to pay for their recycling collection instead of forcing it on them. sorry it took so long to reply
#144 - Same here. 08/03/2014 on Cereal -1
#142 - And I would agree with you but in my opninion people hate 'lol…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Cereal -1
User avatar #143 - yaybacon (08/03/2014) [-]
I use lol and XD with my friends and they don't hate it. Must be a FunnyJunk thing.
User avatar #144 - toensix (08/03/2014) [-]
Same here.
#123 - Don't a **** ton of people on this site do practi…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Cereal 0
#129 - yaybacon (08/03/2014) [-]
I post reaction pictures to a lot of my comments I feel it adds character.
User avatar #142 - toensix (08/03/2014) [-]
And I would agree with you but in my opninion people hate 'lol' and 'XD' for no good reason and it's mostly jumping on the bandwagon.
User avatar #143 - yaybacon (08/03/2014) [-]
I use lol and XD with my friends and they don't hate it. Must be a FunnyJunk thing.
User avatar #144 - toensix (08/03/2014) [-]
Same here.
#152 - I'd say the same about Kick-Ass 2 but he was pretty good in that. 08/03/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#146 - If the French aren't western? Then who are?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Too Cute +1
User avatar #151 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
it depends, if you mean western europe yes, if you mean west of earth then nope they're just on top of africa so if they're west so would africa? but africa is part of the "middle east"

its just all perspective i guess
#152 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
western refers to the oxident which was Europe and later america too, while eastern refers to the orient everything east of turkey. its more a statement of mind instead of only geography. And africa is not middle east africa is just the gutter of the world...
#119 - And the French 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... 0
#19 - I can spell but my vision goes to **** so it's ve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on drunks +1
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
I get dizzy and I get vertigo.

But my vision never gets fuzzy, even when super drunk.
Unless I'm tired, but that's different.
#27 - To be fair. Foreigeners listen to a lot of music from my count… 07/28/2014 on Culture? 0
#17 - Well then maybe it's just me. 07/28/2014 on drunks +1
#13 - Hey I'm not saying you can't hold your liquor. If it's true wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on drunks 0
#14 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets put it this way, the only reason I know how much I drank is because I found the bar tab in my shoe and before you go saying, " Well maybe you bought drinks for people?" I am a stingy motherfucker when it comes to parting with my hard earned money. I also woke up in the bed of my friends truck cuddling with a duffel bag going down the highway.
User avatar #17 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Well then maybe it's just me.
#9 - Then you're not drunk as ****  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on drunks +1
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
You're stupid if you can't type drunk.
Also, alcohol and drugs effect each person differently.
I get drunk as fuck but I can still type just fine, I have my drunk brain but my logic is still up there.
User avatar #19 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
I can spell but my vision goes to shit so it's very hard for me to accurately see what I'm typing.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
I get dizzy and I get vertigo.

But my vision never gets fuzzy, even when super drunk.
Unless I'm tired, but that's different.
#12 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
On St. Patty's Day I consumed 24 Pints of Guinness and 7 Irish Diplomats, my text messages were fully comprehensible.
User avatar #13 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey I'm not saying you can't hold your liquor. If it's true what you say then sure you're a great drinker. But you weren't shit faced drunk.
#14 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets put it this way, the only reason I know how much I drank is because I found the bar tab in my shoe and before you go saying, " Well maybe you bought drinks for people?" I am a stingy motherfucker when it comes to parting with my hard earned money. I also woke up in the bed of my friends truck cuddling with a duffel bag going down the highway.
User avatar #17 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Well then maybe it's just me.
#7 - >Drunk as **** >Readable messages  [+] (14 new replies) 07/28/2014 on drunks +70
User avatar #29 - iamtheceej (07/28/2014) [-]
Dude he's typing with one eye closed so he can focus, duh.
User avatar #28 - Gandalfthewhite (07/28/2014) [-]
when i'm drunk i put more effort into making my texts sound legible
#25 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
When you wake up after being drunk you can read messages you've sent and they're spelled perfect, even though you were too drunk to even remember what happened that night
User avatar #24 - hor (07/28/2014) [-]
The only time I couldn't type was after 19 shots. Typing's normally pretty easy drunk.
#16 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey man...you lose the ability to speak comprehensibly not the ability to type a message. Slurring does not translate to text.
User avatar #8 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
When I get drunk as shit I type normally like this.
It's not hard to type if you can handle alcohol.
User avatar #9 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you're not drunk as shit
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
You're stupid if you can't type drunk.
Also, alcohol and drugs effect each person differently.
I get drunk as fuck but I can still type just fine, I have my drunk brain but my logic is still up there.
User avatar #19 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
I can spell but my vision goes to shit so it's very hard for me to accurately see what I'm typing.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
I get dizzy and I get vertigo.

But my vision never gets fuzzy, even when super drunk.
Unless I'm tired, but that's different.
#12 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
On St. Patty's Day I consumed 24 Pints of Guinness and 7 Irish Diplomats, my text messages were fully comprehensible.
User avatar #13 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey I'm not saying you can't hold your liquor. If it's true what you say then sure you're a great drinker. But you weren't shit faced drunk.
#14 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets put it this way, the only reason I know how much I drank is because I found the bar tab in my shoe and before you go saying, " Well maybe you bought drinks for people?" I am a stingy motherfucker when it comes to parting with my hard earned money. I also woke up in the bed of my friends truck cuddling with a duffel bag going down the highway.
User avatar #17 - toensix (07/28/2014) [-]
Well then maybe it's just me.
#231 - To bad he was burried in a church. 07/25/2014 on Dutch pay tribute to the... 0
#36 - As an asshole cyclist I can attest that both wouldn't work. I …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Red and Green. +9
#51 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
"I don't give a shit", "I don't care" and "I don't give a fuck", are things that are only supposed to be heard from children because they're still too dumb to understand how self-hurting saying those things are.

Grow the fuck up.
#39 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
least youre honest. i also dont give shit dont give a shit if i run you over that is
#233 - Well this is more then a few days. *bustin' balls*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on HA-HA dead babies 0
#234 - swagbot (07/24/2014) [-]
> deez balls is busted sah


truth be told, i did a mighty false-start on this project about a week after my comment, but life has basically been shit since. Sorry, and I'm working on it.
#35 - Dutch and English are very close languages and if you don't kn… 07/21/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#37 - More of a joint effort if you ask me. 07/20/2014 on Slavery 0
#102 - Texas is big but not that big. It's about 1 1/2 the size of Fr… 07/20/2014 on Working Retail 0
#44 - But I assume they still used the Top Gear name so it isn't rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Top Gear 0
User avatar #52 - grandmabetty (07/16/2014) [-]
I suppose one acceptable reason for it is because Americans do not have many of the car brands or models reviewed on the British Top Gear anyway, so half of it would be irrelevant to potential car buyers. And vice-versa. Us British people don't buy Buicks or Acuras or pickup trucks.
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
u r an fagot
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