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#54 - Just remember there are rules like them for a reason. I'm sure… 05/31/2013 on Seriously. Donate blood 0
#45 - Because a few STDs are undetectable until they start showing u…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Seriously. Donate blood 0
User avatar #47 - highhopes (05/31/2013) [-]
God, I should know this, I'm a nursing student.
User avatar #54 - toastycracker (05/31/2013) [-]
Just remember there are rules like them for a reason. I'm sure you can stop by a donation place and ask them about the rules if you're wanting to know why.
#37 - Not really, they are keeping the blood supply free of any poss…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Seriously. Donate blood 0
User avatar #43 - highhopes (05/31/2013) [-]
That's not the same, though. There are lots of idiotic rules for who can and can't donate. Like if you've paid for sex, you can't donate blood. They test it anyway, so what's the big deal?

I would understand it if it wasn't for the fact that we need 30.000 more people who donate blood. That's A LOT of people in my country.
User avatar #45 - toastycracker (05/31/2013) [-]
Because a few STDs are undetectable until they start showing up on the body.
User avatar #47 - highhopes (05/31/2013) [-]
God, I should know this, I'm a nursing student.
User avatar #54 - toastycracker (05/31/2013) [-]
Just remember there are rules like them for a reason. I'm sure you can stop by a donation place and ask them about the rules if you're wanting to know why.
#32 - I know my blood can save lives, I've received blood but never …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Seriously. Donate blood 0
User avatar #35 - highhopes (05/31/2013) [-]
Than you have an excuse.

But that's another thing. The rules for who can donate or not are way too strict.
User avatar #37 - toastycracker (05/31/2013) [-]
Not really, they are keeping the blood supply free of any possible issues. That way someone who receives the blood doesn't end up with something that can kill em. Like that little girl who got a smoker's lung or something like that and ended up with cancer a year or so later and died.
User avatar #43 - highhopes (05/31/2013) [-]
That's not the same, though. There are lots of idiotic rules for who can and can't donate. Like if you've paid for sex, you can't donate blood. They test it anyway, so what's the big deal?

I would understand it if it wasn't for the fact that we need 30.000 more people who donate blood. That's A LOT of people in my country.
User avatar #45 - toastycracker (05/31/2013) [-]
Because a few STDs are undetectable until they start showing up on the body.
User avatar #47 - highhopes (05/31/2013) [-]
God, I should know this, I'm a nursing student.
User avatar #54 - toastycracker (05/31/2013) [-]
Just remember there are rules like them for a reason. I'm sure you can stop by a donation place and ask them about the rules if you're wanting to know why.
#423 - Well, go talk to a recruiter. They will take you to take the A…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Goodbye Guys! 0
User avatar #441 - drunkasaurus (05/29/2013) [-]
well it turns out I'm fucked because the closest recruiter is like 50 miles away from me.

My life as a failure is meant to continue I guess...
#417 - it all depends on what you score on the ASVAB and how many &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Goodbye Guys! 0
User avatar #422 - drunkasaurus (05/29/2013) [-]
yeah you're gonna have to explain wtf you just said. Is it easier to join the Navy?
User avatar #423 - toastycracker (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, go talk to a recruiter. They will take you to take the ASVAB, which is an entry exam that will test you over your knowledge of various things (Math, Science, Mechanics, English etc) and you'll get a score that will give you a list of jobs you can have in the military. Then once you take the asvab you will fill out some paperwork (background info, proof of citizenship and medical) and then once everything is cleared by MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) you will head down for a full physical, blood work and a piss test. Once cleared of all that and you get the "good to go" you'll pick a job, work out a contract and swear in. Then wait for the date you'll be carted off to basic.

As for the Navy part, I'm working on getting into it myself. Since I have a prior medical issue with one of my ears I have to work all that out. It's been six months or so already and I've been working with the SpecWar Scout since I'm going for Navy EOD.
User avatar #441 - drunkasaurus (05/29/2013) [-]
well it turns out I'm fucked because the closest recruiter is like 50 miles away from me.

My life as a failure is meant to continue I guess...
#36 - Picture 05/29/2013 on Black Metal 0
#391 - May you have fair winds and following seas. 05/29/2013 on Goodbye Guys! +2
#91 - Comment deleted 05/29/2013 on TFW 0
#85 - Arizona. (Look right above the "Nightly")  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on BANNED +2
User avatar #90 - wafflekings (05/23/2013) [-]
Ah, fair enough, they need to keep their damn heat to themselves, I'm in Philadelphia complaining about 80 degree weather.
#129 - triggathepirate (05/23/2013) [-]
Aye, TFW no AC
User avatar #92 - legendofzeldafreak (05/23/2013) [-]
The weather here in Philly is fucked up.
User avatar #100 - wafflekings (05/23/2013) [-]
I fully agree with you, at least its raining now, hopefully it will kill this humidity. Wait, how the hell is it raining but I can still see the moon clear as night?
#500 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Amy's Baking Company +5
#505 - marikochan (05/20/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir I shall reward thee a thumb
#38 - I love giving my ferrets a bath. They are always so curious an… 05/19/2013 on Aww Yiss 0
#36 - If you got a local pet store that has ferrets and allows you t… 05/19/2013 on Aww Yiss 0
#34 - You can get stuff to add to their water/food that helps with t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Aww Yiss 0
User avatar #35 - shaddz (05/19/2013) [-]
there cool with my bearded dragon, dont attack it or anything
User avatar #36 - toastycracker (05/19/2013) [-]
If you got a local pet store that has ferrets and allows you to bring in your animal (petco for instance) take your cats in and see how they react. Also, keep in mind that if you get a single ferret, you have to play with them very often. Otherwise 2+ ferrets is great. They keep each other company in the mean time.
#70 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Stroking my wet weasel +1
#78 - labia Comment deleted by toastycracker
#103 - I have an urge to get my ferrets some sweaters now.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Me sides 0
#104 - mossycabbages (05/17/2013) [-]
You should, but be careful, some of those motherfuckers are sentient.
#101 - Sauce for those wanting it. 05/17/2013 on Me sides +7
#100 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Me sides +2
#102 - mossycabbages (05/17/2013) [-]
A GIFT FOR THE KIND GENTLEMAN IS IN ORDER
User avatar #103 - toastycracker (05/17/2013) [-]
I have an urge to get my ferrets some sweaters now.
#104 - mossycabbages (05/17/2013) [-]
You should, but be careful, some of those motherfuckers are sentient.
#29 - Use a shop-vac? 05/15/2013 on Asking to prom +2
#333 - Yup, one came from the blue ridge area and the others from the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Merica' +1
User avatar #334 - martbeast (05/06/2013) [-]
yeah, i know. The Choctaw and Cherokee were friends till Jackson fucked shit up.
#331 - Greatx2 Grandparents on dad's side were full blooded Cherokee …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Merica' 0
User avatar #332 - martbeast (05/06/2013) [-]
those two tribes are on like the exact opposite sides of the country :P
User avatar #333 - toastycracker (05/06/2013) [-]
Yup, one came from the blue ridge area and the others from the dakotas.
User avatar #334 - martbeast (05/06/2013) [-]
yeah, i know. The Choctaw and Cherokee were friends till Jackson fucked shit up.
#7 - They're from Queensland though. 05/04/2013 on Just chillin +5
#362 - Trapped in prison with Sarah Palin. I'm not sure how to take this. 04/24/2013 on mm-hm 0
#13 - It's always a trombone player. 04/09/2013 on When I tell a well prepared... 0
#21 - I'll agree, the show seems like they have a limited plot line … 04/09/2013 on o shit 0
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