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Date Signed Up:11/05/2013
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#1 - In Japan it is 09/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#249 - Friend comes up to me Robin is kill noooooooooo  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Predicted in 2011 0
#274 - drunkenmonkeydk (08/13/2014) [-]
You're doing it wrong.
#19 - Reminds of of The Silence in Doctor Who 08/12/2014 on Guano +3
#109 - My powers over bending are quite particular :/ 08/01/2014 on If Amon was a Tumblr user 0
#144 - hang on, is this promoting paedophilia? 06/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#173 - And yet if he didn't pull out a gun, he would have handed mone…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2014 on /k actually made me tear up... +8
User avatar #224 - malacyman (06/06/2014) [-]
so you hand over the wallet, then when the robber runs away, you cap his ass. yes it has worked for some people, but maybe it wouldn't have here
#207 - realitycheck (06/06/2014) [-]
Had he handed that money over, the bastard would have probably shot him anyway. A thief who isn't wearing a mask doesn't care who knows what he did.
#215 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
realitycheck, the robber was in it for the money. What would he earn from shooting the father except many more years in prison?
User avatar #221 - roliga (06/06/2014) [-]
Two less witnesses
#216 - realitycheck (06/06/2014) [-]
The robber is ALWAYS in it for the money. It doesn't stop them from shooting people in the middle of a heist; it happens all the damn time (because they figure their victim is unarmed and they can get away with it!) People who commit armed robbery aren't exactly known for their in-depth long term thinking.
User avatar #198 - captainstinkypinky (06/06/2014) [-]
to be honest, probably. Don't get me wrong, I'm a supporter of guns and the 2nd amendment and all that, but ask any police officer what you should've done in that situation, and they'll say the same thing: Just give them the money
#217 - realitycheck (06/06/2014) [-]
Not any policeman. Not even most.
User avatar #240 - captainstinkypinky (06/07/2014) [-]
If it's a situation between giving someone your wallet, or possibly ending up with one (or more) dead bodies, they'll say to just give up your wallet. Now, if you give the wallet and they start acting like they're going to kill you, then you should defend yourself.

Source: Currently a criminal justice student, all of my classes are taught by current or retired police who we often ask about situations like this, and many members of my family are cops
#110 - Looks like a ******* otter 05/29/2014 on Meh it's just Godzilla 0
#148 - It always annoys me how people bash on feminists so much, when…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on burn in hell misogynist cis... +4
#217 - teddybearlove (05/30/2014) [-]
actually im pretty sure the majority of our funnyjunk population agrees with you that feminism is a good idea, and that the only bad feminists don't actually understand the meaning. yeah we say that feminists are stupid but we only mean the ones that deserve it.

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User avatar #183 - givememoarpony (05/30/2014) [-]

inb4 amon jokes

go with egalitarian instead
#79 - Oberyn used poison Damage over time 05/22/2014 on Interestingly Interesting 0
#9 - Perfect reaction image 05/22/2014 on this would be me 0
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