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toamax

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, WII
Video Games Played: GoW, CoD, SSX, other acronyms, Saints Row 3
X-box Gamertag: MonsterMegalon
Interests: Soccer, Videogames,Videogames,Videogames
Date Signed Up:11/03/2009
Last Login:4/28/2014
Location:Orange County California
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 510 total,  735 ,  225
Comment Thumbs: 3125 total,  3837 ,  712
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:6
Content Views:7567
Times Content Favorited:37 times
Total Comments Made:1098
FJ Points:3608
Favorite Tags: look (3) | dont (2)
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Hometown:Chicago
Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
unless they're reaaaal pretty

latest user's comments

#314 - In my opinion, just because your significant other says they &… 05/18/2013 on Relevant & relatable (or... +6
#34 - My condolences, if it's of any help 05/14/2013 on What Sorcery is this? +4
#77 - I'm not sure, but it would make sense since they're brothers 05/10/2013 on Patrick Stewart and his... 0
#74 - Bet you didn't even know David Tennant and Patrick Stewart pla…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Patrick Stewart and his... 0
#76 - karnageliqueur (05/10/2013) [-]
I think I saw that a few Christmases back...

Didn't Patrick also play Papa Hamlet's ghost?
User avatar #77 - toamax (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but it would make sense since they're brothers
#199 - is there a source? 05/08/2013 on Bitches be .. wait... 0
#1174 - ***** good, imo 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf +3
#241 - Holy **** , i thought the same thing. I didnt think … 04/16/2013 on Funnyjunk City +1
#746 - I forgot what I wanted to ask you. . . :( 04/11/2013 on DJ 4DM1N will reply to you 0
#1673 - Hmmm am I blue enough? 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#16 - Its what i'm here for! 04/04/2013 on toamax's profile 0
#120 - I look fantastic! 04/04/2013 on Games save the world +1
#109 - Of course people know about SCP, that picture is actually me, SCP 426  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Games save the world +1
User avatar #118 - instalation (04/04/2013) [-]
One of my friends drew me when I requested him to draw me. I think I came out pretty well!
User avatar #120 - toamax (04/04/2013) [-]
I look fantastic!
#196 - thirstyyyyyyyyy 04/04/2013 on misslolati's profile 0
#39 - And she still managed to pull over to the side! 04/02/2013 on Helen Keller drives a car 0
#44 - whats this from?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2013 on How Stars Are Formed +1
#49 - darlingdo (03/31/2013) [-]
It looks like it's from a movie called "The Prophecy"
#75 - suckerfish (03/31/2013) [-]
wheres your gif from??
#78 - chillybilly has deleted their comment.
#66 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
That is one hhell of a good movie!

Why do I try?
#262 - **toamax rolls 31** 03/29/2013 on What's happening in Russia? 0
#305 - **toamax rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Slide ** 03/29/2013 on Tyrion 0
#57 - the **** is this **** 03/25/2013 on hgj +3
#67 - whats this gif from?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on This is how you do it 0
User avatar #68 - MaelRadec (03/24/2013) [-]
pearl jam-do the evolution
#148 - Did you decide to not post anymore? 03/11/2013 on misslolati's profile 0
#29 - Happy belated birthday, birthday buddy!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on No one can resist +1
User avatar #118 - derklucas (03/03/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#210 - Well maybe thats where you should start! It would be easier to… 02/17/2013 on cool story bro +1
#208 - At least you realize that maybe you should stop chasing, that …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on cool story bro +1
User avatar #209 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i really have to stop going to her facebookpage.. she posted she misses me.. 48 minutes ago.
#205 - I dont know that feel, but i definitely can begin to understan…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2013 on cool story bro +1
User avatar #206 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i would.. but she made it very painfully clear she didn't want anyone like me..
i think it's best i work on myself, make changes that would acclimatize her mindset, keep moving on..
if we weren't meant to be together, so be it. if not, i'm sure we'll meet eachother under other circumstances, will try my luck again then if i haven't found happiness sooner.

if she wants to regain the friendship, she'll let me know..hopefully.
i've been running after her my entire life. it's time to stop that before i drive myself completely mad.
User avatar #208 - toamax (02/17/2013) [-]
At least you realize that maybe you should stop chasing, that would be the hardest step for most people
User avatar #209 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i really have to stop going to her facebookpage.. she posted she misses me.. 48 minutes ago.
User avatar #207 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
sorry about the big mindfart in the middle there.. it's really hard to think straight when looking at that picture i posted..
User avatar #210 - toamax (02/17/2013) [-]
Well maybe thats where you should start! It would be easier to move on from someone if you dont have something thats constantly reminding you. As hard as it may be, deleting/destroying pictures of her, taking her off your contacts/FB and even breaking contact with her would help greatly
#58 - Feel like sharing?  [+] (11 new replies) 02/17/2013 on cool story bro +5
#109 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i'll bite..
background.
>she was my first
>she was my best friend
>we've shared a few other sexual encounters
>we've gone on holiday together twice (first time a week, second time almost a month where she met my portuguese family)
>she's always known i loved her as i didn't even try to hide it
>i was inpatient and don't like being alone so i at times had gfs and was even engaged once
>on the last holiday, she basically called me 'beta' and said she could never be with me because i'm bisexual

haven't talked to her since august (when we were on holiday) other than happy holidays at christmas/newyears

i've dated since and there's a girl coming in from norway whom i've been chatting with for years and have seen IRL 2 other times..

yet the first girl is still on my mind every day.. pic very related
User avatar #205 - toamax (02/17/2013) [-]
I dont know that feel, but i definitely can begin to understand it having almost lost my first. I know telling you to move on wont really help because i could barely do the same, but if you really are set on having her, i would try persistence.
User avatar #206 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i would.. but she made it very painfully clear she didn't want anyone like me..
i think it's best i work on myself, make changes that would acclimatize her mindset, keep moving on..
if we weren't meant to be together, so be it. if not, i'm sure we'll meet eachother under other circumstances, will try my luck again then if i haven't found happiness sooner.

if she wants to regain the friendship, she'll let me know..hopefully.
i've been running after her my entire life. it's time to stop that before i drive myself completely mad.
User avatar #208 - toamax (02/17/2013) [-]
At least you realize that maybe you should stop chasing, that would be the hardest step for most people
User avatar #209 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i really have to stop going to her facebookpage.. she posted she misses me.. 48 minutes ago.
User avatar #207 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
sorry about the big mindfart in the middle there.. it's really hard to think straight when looking at that picture i posted..
User avatar #210 - toamax (02/17/2013) [-]
Well maybe thats where you should start! It would be easier to move on from someone if you dont have something thats constantly reminding you. As hard as it may be, deleting/destroying pictures of her, taking her off your contacts/FB and even breaking contact with her would help greatly
#115 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Just saying, as a girl, bi-sexual men are fucking vile... No offence, I mean, I guess you "can't help it, you were born this way" but honestly, it's the biggest turn off and immediately puts the guy in a "Don't-ever'touch/date/kiss/fuck-this-guy-...EVER" zone.
The reason I think it's such a put off is because it makes the guy more emotional, weak and in a way "girly" than a straight guy. Just seems like being with a girl...

So yeah, just give up and find someone a little more open minded than me and her.
User avatar #121 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
i'm one of the most emotionally cut off persons you'd find...
and i'm not buff.. that's true, she even called me on that, said she liked buff guys..
can't help it, it's my physique.. (and i'm vegetarian)
i actually lift, go mountainclimbing, do a little parcours etc...

and i have given up.. it's just really hard not thinking about her.. i've been around her for so long, she's smart, has personality, is absolutely stunning..
*sigh*
#145 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
*sigh* fucking lol why do you have to say sigh on fucking internet who cares if she dumps you there are million others step up fucking faggot
User avatar #150 - nogphille (02/17/2013) [-]
it's true that there are a million others, yet i've never felt a connection as strong to any of them as i have with this one..
i don't even believe in 'the one', i think there's shitloads of suitable mates and i know i should keep looking for one that feels the same.. that doesn't change the way i feel or the amount of time i think about her.

and i VERY rarely *sigh* online, it's an expression.. i can express myself however the fuck i please.

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#16 to #15 - toamax (04/04/2013) [-]
Its what i'm here for!
User avatar #3 - jajayes (10/22/2011) [-]
Ignoring me?
User avatar #4 to #3 - toamax (10/23/2011) [-]
no! sorry, i forgot i was still talking to someone
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajayes (10/23/2011) [-]
You make me feel so loved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - toamax (10/23/2011) [-]
haha i have that effect on girls. if you gotta facebook or something, i can talk to you faster
User avatar #7 to #6 - jajayes (10/23/2011) [-]
Straightforward, I see.
User avatar #8 to #7 - toamax (10/24/2011) [-]
im just saying, if you wanna talk, facebook would be be easier. or some sort of messaging thing. like skype
User avatar #9 to #8 - jajayes (10/25/2011) [-]
r0b1nbleh is my skype.
User avatar #10 to #9 - toamax (10/26/2011) [-]
that looks like it says rob. you didnt lie that you were a girl did you?!
User avatar #12 to #10 - jajayes (10/26/2011) [-]
Lol, no, I didn't lie...It's supposed to spell Robin, even though my name is Robyn.
User avatar #14 to #12 - toamax (10/26/2011) [-]
BAM, added you
User avatar #13 to #12 - toamax (10/26/2011) [-]
yeah, i just saw that
User avatar #1 - Xetra (11/07/2010) [-]
I finished the second part of that story its up on my profile.
User avatar #2 to #1 - toamax (11/07/2010) [-]
thanks for telling me, reading it now
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