toamax

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, WII
Video Games Played: GoW, CoD, SSX, other acronyms, Saints Row 3
X-box Gamertag: MonsterMegalon
Interests: Soccer, Videogames,Videogames,Videogames
Date Signed Up:11/03/2009
Last Login:4/28/2014
Location:Orange County California
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 510 total,  735 ,  225
Comment Thumbs: 3125 total,  3837 ,  712
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:6
Content Views:7485
Times Content Favorited:38 times
Total Comments Made:1098
FJ Points:3608
Favorite Tags: look (3) | dont (2)
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Hometown:Chicago
Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
unless they're reaaaal pretty

latest user's comments

#168 - and my awesomeness 04/13/2010 on We're here for you FJ! +1
#170 - **toamax rolls 336,612,087** FOR TRAFFIC!!! 04/13/2010 on Motivational Collection #2 +4
#3912 - SAVE FUNNYJUNK!!!! 04/13/2010 on I am a turtle +7
#57 - Well, if someone breeds this ************ , then w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2010 on Crocoshark- DONE 0
User avatar #68 - DaCrazyOne (03/22/2010) [-]
but it would be so BADASS
#29 - Neither do I, this GIF had large balloons of WIN 03/20/2010 on Bikini FAIL +2
#145 - But. . . Chuck Norris would never get bitten by a zombie becau… 03/17/2010 on Chuck Norris Zombie 0
#368 - what about the FJamily? or Family J?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2010 on Our New Name 0
User avatar #372 - chaosbrae (03/17/2010) [-]
Family Juy i loled
#2112 - Lollipop. . . just sayin' 03/16/2010 on Free Thumbs +10
#89 - Like gas chambers, except punctuation gets thrown at you until…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on Grammar Nazi +2
#91 - mmacrae (03/13/2010) [-]
lol!
#252 - FAIL. Edward Cullen never had a penis  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . +2
User avatar #261 - Tacos R Us (03/11/2010) [-]
Let alone a solid gold, castle tower sized one!
#605 - It makes sense that he was killed. Now he really is a ghost 03/09/2010 on Ghost +4
#727 - **toamax rolls 71** i'll reroll for him! 03/09/2010 on A Novel Idea -2
#132 - This is my last resort  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2010 on most epic thing ever 0
#133 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
Suffication, No beathing don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding!
#140 - legis (03/07/2010) [-]
do you even care if i die bleeding? would it be wrong? would it be right?
User avatar #143 - MetalKills (03/07/2010) [-]
if i end my life tonight, chances are that i'm right.
User avatar #146 - cassandraluvsu (03/07/2010) [-]
mutilation out of site and im continplating suicide!
#194 - legis (03/08/2010) [-]
cause im losein my mind...
User avatar #195 - MetalKills (03/08/2010) [-]
losin my sight..

dammit i am determined to keep this going lol.
#50 - sorry but its 2 million i million to get there and 1 millio…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2010 on Time Travel 0
#58 - darkryuu (03/07/2010) [-]
**darkryuu rolls 806,101,931** You would see the reflection of the earth from million years ago but the reflection would be a million years old making it 2 million for the earth
#127 - come on guys!!!!!!!  [+] (8 new replies) 03/07/2010 on most epic thing ever 0
User avatar #128 - MetalKills (03/07/2010) [-]
Cut My Life Into Pieces..
User avatar #132 - toamax (03/07/2010) [-]
This is my last resort
#133 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
Suffication, No beathing don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding!
#140 - legis (03/07/2010) [-]
do you even care if i die bleeding? would it be wrong? would it be right?
User avatar #143 - MetalKills (03/07/2010) [-]
if i end my life tonight, chances are that i'm right.
User avatar #146 - cassandraluvsu (03/07/2010) [-]
mutilation out of site and im continplating suicide!
#194 - legis (03/08/2010) [-]
cause im losein my mind...
User avatar #195 - MetalKills (03/08/2010) [-]
losin my sight..

dammit i am determined to keep this going lol.
#122 - lets make the purple comment line go as far as it can!! and GO!!!  [+] (12 new replies) 03/07/2010 on most epic thing ever -1
User avatar #126 - giliindamist (03/07/2010) [-]
Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see
Im just a poor boy I need no sympathy
Because Im easy come easy go Little high little low
Any way the wind blows doesnt really matter to me to me
#125 - minkette (03/07/2010) [-]
I gotta feeling WOOOOOO HOOOOOO
#124 - AdmiralApparent has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127 - toamax (03/07/2010) [-]
come on guys!!!!!!!
User avatar #128 - MetalKills (03/07/2010) [-]
Cut My Life Into Pieces..
User avatar #132 - toamax (03/07/2010) [-]
This is my last resort
#133 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
Suffication, No beathing don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding!
#140 - legis (03/07/2010) [-]
do you even care if i die bleeding? would it be wrong? would it be right?
User avatar #143 - MetalKills (03/07/2010) [-]
if i end my life tonight, chances are that i'm right.
User avatar #146 - cassandraluvsu (03/07/2010) [-]
mutilation out of site and im continplating suicide!
#194 - legis (03/08/2010) [-]
cause im losein my mind...
User avatar #195 - MetalKills (03/08/2010) [-]
losin my sight..

dammit i am determined to keep this going lol.
#91 - Any of you guys notice. . .that he is using a Mac? 03/07/2010 on FJ vs 4Chan 0
#105 - maybe you should try again 03/06/2010 on Quizmaster Distracted +2
#23 - sucks not a lot of people want to **** a 31,775 f… 03/06/2010 on Mastercard +1
#99 - **toamax rolls 6** this is mine bitch  [+] (16 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Quizmaster Distracted -1
#102 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
*rolls1* Thats nothing compared to mine
User avatar #109 - Xedan (03/06/2010) [-]
**Xedan rolls 96** yours doesn't exist. And this is mine in centimeters.
#111 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
Well then, its a good thing that I'm a girl then isn't it?
#100 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
*rolls 1* thats nothing compared to mine
User avatar #105 - toamax (03/06/2010) [-]
maybe you should try again
#103 - anonymous (03/06/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** mine :o
User avatar #118 - pwnaged (03/07/2010) [-]
**pwnaged rolls 632,845,054** <----- mine
#107 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
*rolls 1* Thats sad anon. Also, funny junk is smart, it will not let me roll for dick size since I am a girl.
User avatar #110 - Xedan (03/06/2010) [-]
no, it won't let you roll because you're not doing it right. Try actually reading the instructions.
#112 - anonymous (03/06/2010) [-]
mines *roll 1*
User avatar #113 - mannyRK (03/06/2010) [-]
lol mine is *rolls 1*
User avatar #114 - mannyRK (03/06/2010) [-]
**mannyRK rolls 7**
>_<
#115 - TheCatAttack (03/07/2010) [-]
**TheCatAttack rolls 853,093,904** CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!!

#130 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**
let's see...
#131 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
Son of a bitch...
User avatar #142 - Plasma (03/07/2010) [-]
**Plasma rolls 729,424,043**

That's the nice of my no-no places in cm... ohhh yeah....
#98 - hahhahaha that sucks for you!  [+] (17 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Quizmaster Distracted +1
User avatar #99 - toamax (03/06/2010) [-]
**toamax rolls 6** this is mine bitch
#102 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
*rolls1* Thats nothing compared to mine
User avatar #109 - Xedan (03/06/2010) [-]
**Xedan rolls 96** yours doesn't exist. And this is mine in centimeters.
#111 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
Well then, its a good thing that I'm a girl then isn't it?
#100 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
*rolls 1* thats nothing compared to mine
User avatar #105 - toamax (03/06/2010) [-]
maybe you should try again
#103 - anonymous (03/06/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** mine :o
User avatar #118 - pwnaged (03/07/2010) [-]
**pwnaged rolls 632,845,054** <----- mine
#107 - Auraalice (03/06/2010) [-]
*rolls 1* Thats sad anon. Also, funny junk is smart, it will not let me roll for dick size since I am a girl.
User avatar #110 - Xedan (03/06/2010) [-]
no, it won't let you roll because you're not doing it right. Try actually reading the instructions.
#112 - anonymous (03/06/2010) [-]
mines *roll 1*
User avatar #113 - mannyRK (03/06/2010) [-]
lol mine is *rolls 1*
User avatar #114 - mannyRK (03/06/2010) [-]
**mannyRK rolls 7**
>_<
#115 - TheCatAttack (03/07/2010) [-]
**TheCatAttack rolls 853,093,904** CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!! CAT ROLL'D!!! CAT ROLL'D!!!!

#130 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**
let's see...
#131 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
Son of a bitch...
User avatar #142 - Plasma (03/07/2010) [-]
**Plasma rolls 729,424,043**

That's the nice of my no-no places in cm... ohhh yeah....
#16 - STARING CONTEST! GO!!  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2010 on Albatross +5
User avatar #37 - XxepicwinxX (03/05/2010) [-]
<{--}>
yoda staring contest
User avatar #19 - nicoleeee (03/05/2010) [-]
O.O
User avatar #20 - NShaddow (03/05/2010) [-]
O.O
User avatar #21 - bloodrider (03/05/2010) [-]
--.--

shit, i blinked
also, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
User avatar #22 - OooLala (03/05/2010) [-]
<>_<>
User avatar #23 - Tosh (03/05/2010) [-]
() _ ()
User avatar #38 - ImNotAPedo (03/05/2010) [-]
O_-

hah, I can stare while I blink one eye after another! I'm still staring.
User avatar #40 - Tosh (03/05/2010) [-]
-.- Aznz wins every stare down.
#154 - I touch myself everyday. In my room, in the shower, even in… 03/01/2010 on Why Yes It Is +5
#14 - Guess Uncle Bill isn't really the uncle after all. . . 02/28/2010 on the making of you 0
#423 - **toamax rolls 670,158,595** his reaction "dammit I kne… 02/25/2010 on epic fail guy! 0
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#16 to #15 - toamax (04/04/2013) [-]
Its what i'm here for!
User avatar #3 - jajayes (10/22/2011) [-]
Ignoring me?
User avatar #4 to #3 - toamax (10/23/2011) [-]
no! sorry, i forgot i was still talking to someone
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajayes (10/23/2011) [-]
You make me feel so loved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - toamax (10/23/2011) [-]
haha i have that effect on girls. if you gotta facebook or something, i can talk to you faster
User avatar #7 to #6 - jajayes (10/23/2011) [-]
Straightforward, I see.
User avatar #8 to #7 - toamax (10/24/2011) [-]
im just saying, if you wanna talk, facebook would be be easier. or some sort of messaging thing. like skype
User avatar #9 to #8 - jajayes (10/25/2011) [-]
r0b1nbleh is my skype.
User avatar #10 to #9 - toamax (10/26/2011) [-]
that looks like it says rob. you didnt lie that you were a girl did you?!
User avatar #12 to #10 - jajayes (10/26/2011) [-]
Lol, no, I didn't lie...It's supposed to spell Robin, even though my name is Robyn.
User avatar #14 to #12 - toamax (10/26/2011) [-]
BAM, added you
User avatar #13 to #12 - toamax (10/26/2011) [-]
yeah, i just saw that
User avatar #1 - Xetra (11/07/2010) [-]
I finished the second part of that story its up on my profile.
User avatar #2 to #1 - toamax (11/07/2010) [-]
thanks for telling me, reading it now
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