i am a good sport. i accept defeat, and bow to the victor graciously before taking my leave.

but.. im a woman. so a litteraly cant die a man.

also im pretty sure with how much people hate uglies someone will be willing to do it for me and be quite happy. rather my death make someone else happy.

"be useful" what you mean get married and have kids?


bitch i can't im ugly I FUCKIGN SAID THIS IN MY FIRST POST. ima female what the fuck am i gonna do, invent something? (top kek)

So fucking kill yourself. Today. Stop wasting resources. Get. The Fuck. Out.

no ok that's not cool
I bet you called that chick who encouraged her bf to off himself a bad person, right?

this bitch is being, well, a bitch... but don't do that shit.

I simply have zero tolerance for anyone who claims to wish for death. My own brother called my threatening to kill himself with sleeping pills. I responded with "Put down the pills and stop being a bitch. You wanna kill yourself, go in my room, get my gun and do it like a fucking man"

I don't hate you. I have yet to meet someone worth the time and effort it takes to hate. I just believe if you're going to be so fucking worthless, you should make your one decent and worth while act your own suicide.

- dont hate someone
- believe they're worthless

if it takes effort for you to hate someone, invest in more brain power.

aka: he believes im worthless.

you dont even know me. and im pretty sure you do hate me.

the fuck is wrong with hating yourself? i have very good reason to hate myself.

What's wrong with it is it's fucking pathetic. You're the product of thousands of years of successful evolution. You're descended from people who made it through unconscionable hardships. And you want someone to kill you because you're ugly. The idea of someone being so pathetic makes my gut churn with pure disgust. I don't hate you. I hate that you're so hellbent on being totally worthless

if you believe in evolution then you fucking know how it works.
UGLY = BAD GENETICS
BAD GENETICS SHOULD NOT BE PASSED ON AND THE ONES WITH BAD GENETICS DIE OUT

YOU FUCKING RETARD.

also i didn't choose to have a hair color eyecolor and facial structure that repulses the opposite sex. so no i didn't choose to worthless nor do i choose to exist at all.

I'm not telling you to breed. Regardless of your appearance your personality alone is enough to repulse me. When i say make yourself fucking useful i mean go out and find something you're fucking good at that helps the world around you. Now in the name of Odin, would you mind kindly sodding the fuck off? You pity wallowing, self depreciating, vaginal discharge...

excuse me? when did i say i dont have a job? i have a fucking job asshole.

but women are only useful when they're married and have kids.

You need to calm down and stop being a little bitch.

yes im going to stay perfectly calm when someones makign bold, idiotic assumptions.

For some reason I can't reply to you No.94 comment If you ctrl + F and type job the only people that have used the work job is you ,me and some random person not Brothergrimm who you are bitching about.

dude just let her go. She's set on being a total ass flake of a person

grimm implied that i was jobless.

They aren't really bold assumptions you just keep overreacting to what he/she said.

-assumed im male
-assumed i was jobless
- presumes to know my personality even though he doesnt even know me.

Nah dude, simple appearance type shit isn't fetish territory. I dig it too, and on some women it just looks better. My ex had shorter hair than me the entire time I knew her, and I saw pics of her when she had long hair and it didn't look nearly as good as short hair.

you would like me to poo on you?

Well I'm confused, but I'm gonna go with no

is that your final answer?

No, I guess it isn't. My real answer is HELL NO

Would you like to phone a friend?

Sure!
*ring ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey Bryce it's datassman, I'm just calling to let you know that I'm about to win a million dollars."
"What?"
Hell no is my final answer.

Would you like to ask the audience?

"Audience, what do you think?"
*Everyone shouts hell no, and one dipshit yells "maybe?"*
Yep, gonna stick with Hell no

I'm sorry.

But your final answer is wrong.

Well I'll tell you the same thing I said when the creator of the gif told everyone it's a soft g.
I don't care if the heavens part and a chorus of angels descends from on high, seraphic music accompanying their descent, as they deposit fucking Nicolas Cage on the ground so he can tell me I'm wrong, I'm not changing my answer.

The correct answer was YES

Thanks for playing Would You Like Me To Poop On You

Better luck next time

Still a nah

You lose again

Based on the fact that I will not be shat on, I beg to differ.

Nice try but no give me backsies.

Well shit you're from CO that's way too close to me for comfort.

Would you like to play again?

Nah