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#3 - I wonder how accurate it really is. And if they ever print…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2016 on burned 0
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#11 - severepwner (01/08/2016) [-]
It's literally the same concept as what she just described. Love yourself, or no one else will. Be confident, in genral and in yourself, most women are very attracted to confidence, and are unattracted to unconfident mannerisms and behaviors.

But there actually is a book that would be just what you're looking of for. it's called "The Tao of Badass" If you look into that book, and I really recommend you should, it will be one of the most important reads of your life. One of the most life changing.
#22 - turbanmasher (01/08/2016) [-]
What's this Tao of Badass about?
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#23 - severepwner (01/08/2016) [-]
Think of the word "badass" for a moment, what does that mean exactly? And when someone is a "badass" why do we like that so much?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=badass

Some of the definitions here can paint a clearer picture on what a badass is exactly. Read the first 5 or so.

Anyway, the Tao of Badass, is a guide, a tutorial, a bit of a code, on how to be a badass. For clarification, I think it's actually the website, or "school of thought" if you will that's called "The Tao of Badass". I believe the actual main book is called something along the lines of "How To Be A Badass With Women".

Basically women love badasses, and us as men base a lot of our life on our success with women. So what this book does it teach you how to be "badass with women" by teaching you specifically on how to be a badass. But what it teaches you doesn't just apply to women, a lot of what it teaches you, affects components of your whole life, especially your social life.

The book delves a lot into psychology, behavior, and life style. I truly believe it is a must read for all men, especially the beta types. Whenever I see a guy who just seems weak, unsuccessful, crappy with women or whatever, I always think "He should read The Tao of Badass.

I highly suggest you look into it some, because there is a lot more than just the book. If you want, I can link a torrent.
#24 - turbanmasher (01/08/2016) [-]
Hmm sounds like it could be a good read. Sure throw that link up
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#25 - severepwner (01/08/2016) [-]
thepiratebay.se/torrent/8730550/The_Tao_of_Badass_-_Become_A_Badass_with_Women___4_Bonus_Books_p

Might need to pirate it again myself, I've seem to have lost the bonus books on my computer.

BTW bonus books, but they're more like extra chapters. "DLC" if you will, but some of them include essential information.
#26 - turbanmasher (01/08/2016) [-]
DLCs for a book. Lol, are you sure it's not written by EA?
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#27 - severepwner (01/08/2016) [-]
Nah, I think those came with the original package that you would purchase anyway. Joshua Pellicer is the fucking man, and that's quite literal.
#6 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
I had a copy of that book and it really is about liking yourself. I don't know if there is one for guys, but there should be.
#8 - Oh, so that's why dads are okay going to Disneyland.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Proposal 0
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#35 - yujisakaii (01/08/2016) [-]
yeah they all want to see gaston
#17 - Some of these are really great and demonstrate how well the ac… 01/08/2016 on What advice would you give... +8
#129 - Pretty presumptuous to assume you know his sister more than he…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The day my sister died -2
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#165 - alfonshister (01/08/2016) [-]
every time i see your avatar it's along with a rude heartless comment.

You need to work on that man.
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#195 - ohemgeezus (01/08/2016) [-]
tittylovin is right this time, it's wrong to assume how OPs fake sister that doesn't exist would feel >>#133
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#209 - alfonshister (01/08/2016) [-]
At that point our bro in >129 either didn't know that. Or at least he could have proven his opinion.

And still. That's no reason to start insulting. It's not even the first time, that guy has some anger issues.

"Go fuck yourself". Hey thanks man, that's really helpful in a conversation.
#128 - So op 1. English isn't first language 2. Distraught an… 01/08/2016 on The day my sister died +4
#78 - How the **** is the outside of your helmet sweaty I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 6/9 -2
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#105 - gunmandude (01/08/2016) [-]
It is not sweat on his helmet. On the inside he is sweating profusely because his body temp from the sun's glorious radiance is too damn high. as a result his helmet is starting to melt.

I actually have no idea either, I just love throwing out random BS
#463 - Funnyhard Why 01/07/2016 on tittylovin's profile 0
#4 - Scienceexplain Is this true? Are there magical foods that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#6 - stinkbugfrick (01/07/2016) [-]
www.webmd.com/women/pms/features/diet-and-pms

If you scroll down it explains that calcium rich foods including milk, " Bertone-Johnson suspects that calcium works in the brain to relieve depressive symptoms or anxiety, and vitamin D may also influence emotional changes."
#5 - Say what now 01/07/2016 on Beauty contest +8
#9 - Words are never offensive. It's only the intent behind them th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on I hate SJW's (I am green) +5
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#11 - bendingtimeisgood (01/07/2016) [-]
Exactly. It's the difference between yelling "YOU FUCKING NIGGER" at a black guy just because he's black, or yelling it at your cat because he knocked over the god damned trash can again.
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#13 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
Fucking, THANK YOU!
I've had the guns out for people who disagree with this notion, ever since I was banned from a roleplay forum for suggesting that this is the case...Damn SJW mods on that site, banning all the reasonable people, leaving the forum in the hands of the sperglords...
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#14 - bendingtimeisgood (01/07/2016) [-]
I've had this conversation with my mom about the word "cunt." She seems to think it's hateful and demeaning to women, no matter the intent behind it, or context around it.
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#16 - ihaspotato (01/07/2016) [-]
I'd advice her against going ot Australia then.
#11 - Not your best work. I think you could have drawn the eyes just…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Aion +13
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#18 - bunner (01/07/2016) [-]
Will do
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#32 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Cheers!
#42 - Congration you dun a thing. Who cares faggot. 01/07/2016 on Hey guys im a dad 0
#84 - Calm down, I wasn't referring to your mom specifically. Trust …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Incest is winscest ? 0
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#85 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
My mothers a fancy lady. I'm glad shes met a guy that isn't scared off by the whole "semi-crazy finnish drunk lady" thing she has going on.
So when will you marry her, future-dad?
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#6 - That's a weak reason to ban someone you double ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people +4
#11 - norkasthethird (01/07/2016) [-]
a gift from me to you
#5 - ******* hell, someone needs to call the cia, that roast… 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people +17
#42 - Doesn't the levitate thing also work for Magnezone? Best P…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on We could all use inspiration. 0
#43 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
No it wouldnt because magnezone is steel/electric and thus would be weak to fire
#49 - I have no idea what any of this means or anything I'm utterly … 01/07/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 4/9 +2
#37 - **** I love these. Like concentrated BTFO injected stra… 01/07/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 14 0
#82 - >can't wait for Trump to fix America >realize I'm po… 01/07/2016 on Can't Stump The Trump 0
#31 - I do the opposite. I can't talk about myself at all. Turns out…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on My puttanesca sauce really... +1
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#41 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
you can buy a cheap bow from bass pro shop for literally 20 bucks.

or, look up your nearest SCA armored combat group, join them, and go to medieval war, most kingdoms have a group with loaner gear. bring a nut protector.
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#68 - thatdemonbaneguy (01/07/2016) [-]
I'd actually love to do Ren fair stuff but I live in the ass-end of nowhere. Almost got to have one here last year but the bitch organizing the "Guild" suddenly decided to not go and refused to tell the rest of us the directions to the damn place out of spite.

It was low-key fantasy, too. I was gonna go as a battle mage, was all set to make a set of light leather armor and my own sword and it was gonna be cool.

Needless to say I hate that bitch's guts now.

But hey, I'm sure that I can wow any woman with my beginner-level skill in painting 40K models! That's a skill women love seeing men have, right?
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#53 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#78 - This is why single mothers are bad for kids.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Incest is winscest ? 0
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#83 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
Oi, fuckface, slow down.
Single mothers aren't any worse for kids than single dads. I had a relatively distant dad growing up and my mother was and is, a blast. She broke her back caring for my brother and me, putting up with way more shit than should have been asked of her.

Theres nothing wrong with single mothers, but rather with idiotic shitcunts like the woman in the post. Society has a nasty habit of giving women way more leeway to be psychotic bastards before society steps in and says enough, than we do with men. Thats the real issue here and the reason why you percieve it, to be single mothers who are psychotic. We just take the children away from the psychotic single dads, so you dont see them, which we dont do with psychotic single mothers nearly as much.
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#84 - tittylovin (01/07/2016) [-]
Calm down, I wasn't referring to your mom specifically. Trust me, I'm very familiar with your mom. I know firsthand how generous she can be.
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#85 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
My mothers a fancy lady. I'm glad shes met a guy that isn't scared off by the whole "semi-crazy finnish drunk lady" thing she has going on.
So when will you marry her, future-dad?
#48 - MENTION E N T I O N 01/07/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 13 0
#47 - Ahhh man I love these things Plus the baneposting makes my… 01/07/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 13 +4

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User avatar #464 - tittylovin (01/12/2016) [-]
Evilanakie
Why man?
User avatar #463 - tittylovin (01/07/2016) [-]
Funnyhard

Why
#461 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
ur ghey.
User avatar #459 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
nice username
User avatar #462 to #459 - tittylovin (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh hey. Thanks for finally making it possible to block channels.
User avatar #460 to #459 - theugandanhero (12/29/2015) [-]
Suck my ass you old fart
User avatar #453 - tittylovin (11/06/2015) [-]
Hitlersgayabortion
User avatar #455 to #454 - tittylovin (11/07/2015) [-]
You have a cool name and I respect you.
User avatar #458 to #455 - hitlersgayabortion (11/07/2015) [-]
That loud angry toilet that lets everyone know you’ve been pissing
User avatar #457 to #455 - hitlersgayabortion (11/07/2015) [-]
“And in the Edo era, the Emperor’s daughter was raped by a tuba.”

“Excuse me professor, how does a tuba rape someone?”

“With a strap on. Anyway class…..”
User avatar #456 to #455 - hitlersgayabortion (11/07/2015) [-]
(middle aged man in a plaid shirt looking out an open rustic window to a sunny field of wheat. He takes a drag of his cigarette, then looks toward the camera.)

“It’s always a good idea to eat poppy seed muffins at work, because if you ever test positive for heroin, you can say: “hey, I eat poppy seed muffins.”” Drags cigarette. (sparkles swipe right to reveal cursive title “Hitlersgayabortion’s Tips for Life”)
User avatar #452 - tittylovin (10/30/2015) [-]
Clavatninenine
Why block man? That was a really inoffensive joke.
User avatar #426 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
dubstepforme
Dubs off, you and me bro
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It's goin doen m8
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Prepare your anus
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Aw **** ******
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Round two roody poo
Ding ding
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Electric boogaloo
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I am the lightning, the rain transformed
RAAAAAAEEEHHHHHH
User avatar #440 to #439 - dubstepforme (10/22/2015) [-]
Seppuku time
Much fail very disprease
Wow
User avatar #434 to #433 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
THANK YOU BASED BATEMAN
User avatar #432 to #431 - dubstepforme (10/22/2015) [-]
Haven't used this new roll button much yet
User avatar #423 - Hurrrdurrr (10/14/2015) [-]
give me your account
User avatar #425 to #424 - Hurrrdurrr (10/14/2015) [-]
**** you river gremlin
User avatar #427 to #422 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Creepy. Some poorly drawn titties there.
#450 to #427 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
The idea around this was I don't wanna use Asami's real canon personality of her being a nice person

This Asami is a straight up selfish bitch who hates Korra and pretty much everyone who doesn't give her things.
User avatar #451 to #450 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
I didn't mention anything about her being OOC, just how you were approaching getting that point across.
Also spike bubbles annoy me because it's sometimes difficult to tell who is speaking. Also at this point women would be bringing up other things in an argument, some personal insults.
#428 to #427 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
They're siliconed and padded
User avatar #429 to #428 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
That's better, but that face tho
Why IS it so hard for amateurs to replicate the style of existing cartoons? It makes finding good r34 such a chore. Also they're all obsessed with futa, and genderbending. Creepy as **** , though I guess when you're looking for cartoon porn you're already sliding down the slippery slope to madness.
#430 to #429 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
Man sometimes I just wanna draw porn that doesn't classify itself as porn as redundant and nonsensical as it is
User avatar #436 to #430 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Naw I get what you're saying. This is your stuff? Post more it's good. Not great, but good.
Asami a qt
#442 to #436 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
Nothing makes me more erect than the idea of Asami being a greedy money grubbing ultra capitalist monopolist neocon.
User avatar #443 to #442 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea what is happening in these pictures.
#444 to #443 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
These are part of a crossover series I am working on with a friend

Its LoK x RWBY
User avatar #445 to #444 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
>Is not a problem. I'm used to deal with idiots
So she's Russian now? Also there's no way someone would invest their ENTIRE fortune into one thing.
Also crossovers are cringeworthy too. Also I have no idea rwyb is but I wanna guess Red White Yellow Black?
#446 to #445 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
Nah. The guy who drew this is some South America so his english isn't perfect.

The story is Winter made a huge fortune by creating weapons of mass destruction and selling them to terrorists who didn't turn out to be terrorists in her eyes. She was too busy eyeballing the fat stacks of cash she got for the weapons she sold

So now she needs to hide all her money so what better way to hide money WITHIN MORE MONEY so she is stashing all her cash with Asami's. She wants to lump their fortunes together and become untouchable.
User avatar #447 to #446 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Good luck with that. I have no goddamn clue why you're sharing this with me, but I hope you've enjoyed my worthless criticism.
Definitely room for improvement, it's got that deviant art vibe. But I've seen way worse. Ye gods I have seen some **** .
#448 to #447 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
I'm telling you because you called my waifu qt and I am thinking about friending you
User avatar #449 to #448 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Do it. I'm game as long as you don't mind me ******** all over your work.
In this one, Korra's eyes are dead looking and her mouth doesn't look like she's talking. Usually when Annie May grills make that face they're excited to see someone.
Also the dialogue sucks, at least the bits I bothered to read. Comics are a visual format, and having Korra say "this is a characters personality trait beep boop I am a robot" is an example of telling and not showing. Essentially everything about Korra is wrong.
User avatar #421 - epileptic (09/26/2015) [-]
lmao
#420 - deescalation (09/26/2015) [-]
Just a daily reminder that you're a faggot
User avatar #418 - stilch ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
The record is an anon comment, about 20k thumbs if i remember correctly.
#417 - yourinvisiblegf (09/26/2015) [-]
-1990 atm

-200 thumbs for sure

good job, i'm impressed

i helped with a reddie too
User avatar #416 - gabikak (09/26/2015) [-]
That was some god-tier outrage you've made on FJ.
Nice job.
#415 - minibeep (09/26/2015) [-]
lol. teranin got mad at me no reason some time ago and blocked me
#413 - minibeep (09/26/2015) [-]
nice score on the bullet to the dog comment. i applaud you sir
User avatar #412 - derfmasterx (09/26/2015) [-]
You, sir, are a fantastic person
User avatar #411 - zeldamasterace (09/26/2015) [-]
hey dude that one comment you wrote recently was so funny! hahah
#409 - googleoverlords (09/26/2015) [-]
I agree with you so it's okay. Have this.
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