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#97 - The context helps immensely. I'm not sure you get it at all, I… 01/13/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... 0
#95 - You skipped the part where I explained what it really means an…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... 0
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#96 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
Without the content, it sounds silly
With the context, it still sounds silly

I didn't realize it meant so much to you
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#97 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
The context helps immensely. I'm not sure you get it at all, I'll pontificate for your dumb ass.
"Our blades are sharp" means that they keep their blades sharp, but not necessarily swords at all. Contrary to common sense, having a constantly sharpened sword blade is actually a bad idea. The finer the edge, the quicker it dulls, so having it constantly sharpened means you're always grinding just a bit more of the steel away. And since swords in the medieval times had to deal with armor, having weight and a solid edge is much more important than having a fine but lightweight and delicate edge. So in real life and in Westeros-World, no one has sharpened swords. This doesn't apply to Valyrian steel because magic 'n shit. So it sort of serves a dual purpose - it lets enemies of the Boltons know that 1. "We're constantly sharpening our flaying knives because we're always anticipating doing some good ol' fashioned torture" and 2. We have Valyrian steel." Which is a HUGE status symbol and generally only extremely skilled or extremely rich and powerful people have Valyrian steel weapons.
#93 - Dig yourself deeper, dumbass.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... 0
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#94 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
""our blades are sharp" sounds silly"
"WOW YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS"

whatever you say man
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#95 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
You skipped the part where I explained what it really means and how you're looking at it wrong, then you refused to pay attention and just said "Whatever, I'm still right."
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#96 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
Without the content, it sounds silly
With the context, it still sounds silly

I didn't realize it meant so much to you
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#97 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
The context helps immensely. I'm not sure you get it at all, I'll pontificate for your dumb ass.
"Our blades are sharp" means that they keep their blades sharp, but not necessarily swords at all. Contrary to common sense, having a constantly sharpened sword blade is actually a bad idea. The finer the edge, the quicker it dulls, so having it constantly sharpened means you're always grinding just a bit more of the steel away. And since swords in the medieval times had to deal with armor, having weight and a solid edge is much more important than having a fine but lightweight and delicate edge. So in real life and in Westeros-World, no one has sharpened swords. This doesn't apply to Valyrian steel because magic 'n shit. So it sort of serves a dual purpose - it lets enemies of the Boltons know that 1. "We're constantly sharpening our flaying knives because we're always anticipating doing some good ol' fashioned torture" and 2. We have Valyrian steel." Which is a HUGE status symbol and generally only extremely skilled or extremely rich and powerful people have Valyrian steel weapons.
#28 - You're lying. Soap stings the inside of your ass! I know t…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Mildly Interesting stuff... +46
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#29 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2016) [-]
Don't worry, you're not the only one who knows this because of reasons.
#33 - quoterox (01/13/2016) [-]
I figured it would, after I found out that shampoo does NOT work as lube. For my dick, not my ass.
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#51 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
I've never had a problem with it.
Do I just have a dick made of iron?
certainly feels like it
#52 - quoterox (01/13/2016) [-]
I can check for you.

bby
no homo
nah but for real though i think you very well might, cause that shit makes soap residue or some shit flake on my dick and balls for like the next week. hurts like hell
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#57 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
Excellent. "Indestructible Dick" is going straight on the resume.
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#36 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2016) [-]
Yeah. And vaseline is only good for flesh on flesh. Don't use it to stick a bottle of sunscreen up your ass, it makes the plastic flake off in your ass and it itches like hell for days.
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#37 - quoterox (01/13/2016) [-]
I tend to use lotion for lube, which i only use for ass stuff.

When it comes to workin the jerkin,

"...fuck lotion, I don't need lube, dryfit suits me"
~Tyler the Creator
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#40 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2016) [-]
Oh, yeah, I use lotion for lube too. I gotta treat my dildo right, so I'm putting a condom on it next time, because it's a pain in the ass to clean.
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#80 - fresighto (01/14/2016) [-]
>pain in the ass
Kek
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#41 - quoterox (01/13/2016) [-]
Good plan.
#50 - wobblewub (01/13/2016) [-]
this entire thread heartlessrobot quoterox tittylovin
#60 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2016) [-]
#53 - quoterox (01/13/2016) [-]
Don't act like you don't love it.
#87 - simonhatesfj (01/14/2016) [-]
got a sauce on that?
#61 - Notice it says blades, not swords. As in flaying knives. …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... +3
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#65 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
Blades, swords, same concept. They don't work half as well if they aren't sharp.

My point stands.
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#93 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
Dig yourself deeper, dumbass.
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#94 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
""our blades are sharp" sounds silly"
"WOW YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS"

whatever you say man
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#95 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
You skipped the part where I explained what it really means and how you're looking at it wrong, then you refused to pay attention and just said "Whatever, I'm still right."
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#96 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
Without the content, it sounds silly
With the context, it still sounds silly

I didn't realize it meant so much to you
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#97 - tittylovin (01/13/2016) [-]
The context helps immensely. I'm not sure you get it at all, I'll pontificate for your dumb ass.
"Our blades are sharp" means that they keep their blades sharp, but not necessarily swords at all. Contrary to common sense, having a constantly sharpened sword blade is actually a bad idea. The finer the edge, the quicker it dulls, so having it constantly sharpened means you're always grinding just a bit more of the steel away. And since swords in the medieval times had to deal with armor, having weight and a solid edge is much more important than having a fine but lightweight and delicate edge. So in real life and in Westeros-World, no one has sharpened swords. This doesn't apply to Valyrian steel because magic 'n shit. So it sort of serves a dual purpose - it lets enemies of the Boltons know that 1. "We're constantly sharpening our flaying knives because we're always anticipating doing some good ol' fashioned torture" and 2. We have Valyrian steel." Which is a HUGE status symbol and generally only extremely skilled or extremely rich and powerful people have Valyrian steel weapons.
#88 - almostninja (01/13/2016) [-]
That point is so hypercritical and boring you probably should've just kept quiet.
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#89 - adunsaveme (01/13/2016) [-]
yeah, nah
not really
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#84 - yunoknow (01/13/2016) [-]
They still work. Things just end up a little messier and kind of defeats he purpose of flaying a man.
#60 - VICTARION The Salty Sea Cuck! I actually like him too, he'… 01/13/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... +2
#59 - So who is Jon Snow's mother? The books revealed it to be l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... 0
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#85 - thesovereigngrave (01/13/2016) [-]
It hasn't actually been revealed yet.
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#84 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** BUT WHAT ABOUT US INDIGENOUS AMERICANS AND OUR 100 SEPTILLION KILLED FOR AMERICA?!
#116 - BASED A S E D 01/13/2016 on Cheaters on my FJ? -1
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#17 - That's H A T S Not O T … 01/12/2016 on Bee Movie Bind -2
#1 - Cats are for fags and lonely bitter old ladies.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on A Cats Secret Life -13
#3 - hongkonglongdong (01/12/2016) [-]
So you're saying cats are willing to cheer up even bitter old ladies and don't give a shit about someone's sexuality?

Sounds pretty cool to me.
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#2 - dropcar (01/12/2016) [-]
Simply not true, google it.
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#2 - Not funny. Attention whoring ******** . 01/12/2016 on good cosplay -3
#10 - Inb4 people say it's actually good because they bought the mar… 01/12/2016 on Rest in pepperoni, Internet... -2
#5 - L-lewd! 01/12/2016 on Cheating 0
#6 - False flag. He's too articulate to be Mexican. 01/12/2016 on Tumblr hypocrisy +15
#464 - Evilanakie Why man? 01/12/2016 on tittylovin's profile 0
#6 - Faggot A G G O T  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on unfinished comic -4
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#7 - evilanakie (01/12/2016) [-]
i kno rite
#17 - 71  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Nice 0
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#19 - deltoraquest (01/12/2016) [-]
nice

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User avatar #464 - tittylovin (01/12/2016) [-]
Evilanakie
Why man?
User avatar #463 - tittylovin (01/07/2016) [-]
Funnyhard

Why
#461 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
ur ghey.
User avatar #459 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
nice username
User avatar #462 to #459 - tittylovin (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh hey. Thanks for finally making it possible to block channels.
User avatar #460 to #459 - theugandanhero (12/29/2015) [-]
Suck my ass you old fart
User avatar #453 - tittylovin (11/06/2015) [-]
Hitlersgayabortion
User avatar #455 to #454 - tittylovin (11/07/2015) [-]
You have a cool name and I respect you.
User avatar #458 to #455 - hitlersgayabortion (11/07/2015) [-]
That loud angry toilet that lets everyone know you’ve been pissing
User avatar #457 to #455 - hitlersgayabortion (11/07/2015) [-]
“And in the Edo era, the Emperor’s daughter was raped by a tuba.”

“Excuse me professor, how does a tuba rape someone?”

“With a strap on. Anyway class…..”
User avatar #456 to #455 - hitlersgayabortion (11/07/2015) [-]
(middle aged man in a plaid shirt looking out an open rustic window to a sunny field of wheat. He takes a drag of his cigarette, then looks toward the camera.)

“It’s always a good idea to eat poppy seed muffins at work, because if you ever test positive for heroin, you can say: “hey, I eat poppy seed muffins.”” Drags cigarette. (sparkles swipe right to reveal cursive title “Hitlersgayabortion’s Tips for Life”)
User avatar #452 - tittylovin (10/30/2015) [-]
Clavatninenine
Why block man? That was a really inoffensive joke.
User avatar #426 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
dubstepforme
Dubs off, you and me bro
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It's goin doen m8
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Prepare your anus
User avatar #435 to #433 - dubstepforme (10/22/2015) [-]
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Aw **** ******
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Round two roody poo
Ding ding
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Electric boogaloo
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I am the lightning, the rain transformed
RAAAAAAEEEHHHHHH
User avatar #440 to #439 - dubstepforme (10/22/2015) [-]
Seppuku time
Much fail very disprease
Wow
User avatar #434 to #433 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
THANK YOU BASED BATEMAN
User avatar #432 to #431 - dubstepforme (10/22/2015) [-]
Haven't used this new roll button much yet
User avatar #423 - Hurrrdurrr (10/14/2015) [-]
give me your account
User avatar #425 to #424 - Hurrrdurrr (10/14/2015) [-]
**** you river gremlin
User avatar #427 to #422 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Creepy. Some poorly drawn titties there.
#450 to #427 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
The idea around this was I don't wanna use Asami's real canon personality of her being a nice person

This Asami is a straight up selfish bitch who hates Korra and pretty much everyone who doesn't give her things.
User avatar #451 to #450 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
I didn't mention anything about her being OOC, just how you were approaching getting that point across.
Also spike bubbles annoy me because it's sometimes difficult to tell who is speaking. Also at this point women would be bringing up other things in an argument, some personal insults.
#428 to #427 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
They're siliconed and padded
User avatar #429 to #428 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
That's better, but that face tho
Why IS it so hard for amateurs to replicate the style of existing cartoons? It makes finding good r34 such a chore. Also they're all obsessed with futa, and genderbending. Creepy as **** , though I guess when you're looking for cartoon porn you're already sliding down the slippery slope to madness.
#430 to #429 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
Man sometimes I just wanna draw porn that doesn't classify itself as porn as redundant and nonsensical as it is
User avatar #436 to #430 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Naw I get what you're saying. This is your stuff? Post more it's good. Not great, but good.
Asami a qt
#442 to #436 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
Nothing makes me more erect than the idea of Asami being a greedy money grubbing ultra capitalist monopolist neocon.
User avatar #443 to #442 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea what is happening in these pictures.
#444 to #443 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
These are part of a crossover series I am working on with a friend

Its LoK x RWBY
User avatar #445 to #444 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
>Is not a problem. I'm used to deal with idiots
So she's Russian now? Also there's no way someone would invest their ENTIRE fortune into one thing.
Also crossovers are cringeworthy too. Also I have no idea rwyb is but I wanna guess Red White Yellow Black?
#446 to #445 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
Nah. The guy who drew this is some South America so his english isn't perfect.

The story is Winter made a huge fortune by creating weapons of mass destruction and selling them to terrorists who didn't turn out to be terrorists in her eyes. She was too busy eyeballing the fat stacks of cash she got for the weapons she sold

So now she needs to hide all her money so what better way to hide money WITHIN MORE MONEY so she is stashing all her cash with Asami's. She wants to lump their fortunes together and become untouchable.
User avatar #447 to #446 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Good luck with that. I have no goddamn clue why you're sharing this with me, but I hope you've enjoyed my worthless criticism.
Definitely room for improvement, it's got that deviant art vibe. But I've seen way worse. Ye gods I have seen some **** .
#448 to #447 - murrlogic (10/22/2015) [-]
I'm telling you because you called my waifu qt and I am thinking about friending you
User avatar #449 to #448 - tittylovin (10/22/2015) [-]
Do it. I'm game as long as you don't mind me ******** all over your work.
In this one, Korra's eyes are dead looking and her mouth doesn't look like she's talking. Usually when Annie May grills make that face they're excited to see someone.
Also the dialogue sucks, at least the bits I bothered to read. Comics are a visual format, and having Korra say "this is a characters personality trait beep boop I am a robot" is an example of telling and not showing. Essentially everything about Korra is wrong.
User avatar #421 - epileptic (09/26/2015) [-]
lmao
#420 - deescalation (09/26/2015) [-]
Just a daily reminder that you're a faggot
User avatar #418 - stilch ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
The record is an anon comment, about 20k thumbs if i remember correctly.
#417 - yourinvisiblegf (09/26/2015) [-]
-1990 atm

-200 thumbs for sure

good job, i'm impressed

i helped with a reddie too
User avatar #416 - gabikak (09/26/2015) [-]
That was some god-tier outrage you've made on FJ.
Nice job.
#415 - minibeep (09/26/2015) [-]
lol. teranin got mad at me no reason some time ago and blocked me
#413 - minibeep (09/26/2015) [-]
nice score on the bullet to the dog comment. i applaud you sir
User avatar #412 - derfmasterx (09/26/2015) [-]
You, sir, are a fantastic person
User avatar #411 - zeldamasterace (09/26/2015) [-]
hey dude that one comment you wrote recently was so funny! hahah
#409 - googleoverlords (09/26/2015) [-]
I agree with you so it's okay. Have this.
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