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#11 - > cortana dies >chiefs face is shown on legendary …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Halo 4 story and Spoilers +1
#12 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
email them this and say its the mission list/ main menu or something else for them to get a hard on for opening it
#281 - yeah but for what its worth the co op campaign is pretty fun with bros  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... 0
#309 - iamseriouslyjesus (10/15/2012) [-]
#1030 - fun fact hes not mad he cries because cortana is dead 343 …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
User avatar #1037 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
'xactly. They've had one of the largest fps audiences since before fps games were cool. Seriously, stop dippin' your big money dicks into other ponds.

I'm happy AC will remain pure at heart (for the time being)
#1022 - sorry about that then 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
#276 - thats not too far off from the description but I can keep goi…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... -1
User avatar #277 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
well... fuck. just happily THROWING IN the fucking harry potter in there too. Guh...
User avatar #281 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah but for what its worth the co op campaign is pretty fun with bros
#309 - iamseriouslyjesus (10/15/2012) [-]
#176391 - Warhammer 40k dawn of war is pretty awesome and a toaster can …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#274 - as far as Im concerned chief is still drifting in space for hu…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... -1
User avatar #275 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
ya know what... fuck it all. collide the halo universe the star wars universe, and have them fight Battlefront (2) style in the mass effect universe RPG style.
User avatar #276 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
thats not too far off from the description but I can keep going with more reasons its retarded.

appearantly chief is THE CHOSEN ONE and the culmination of all forerunner tech and evolution
User avatar #277 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
well... fuck. just happily THROWING IN the fucking harry potter in there too. Guh...
User avatar #281 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah but for what its worth the co op campaign is pretty fun with bros
#309 - iamseriouslyjesus (10/15/2012) [-]
#1004 - Killstreaks and Classes in multiplayer. That was the …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd +1
User avatar #1025 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
didn't think he'd look so angry. Books have a better description.

They are trying to appeal to a broader audience when they really shouldn't have.

Oh well, at least I can rest easy knowing AC:3 will be the bomb.
User avatar #1030 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
fun fact hes not mad he cries because cortana is dead
343 just cant into facial expression
oh god I cant wait to get AC3
but yeah I dont know why they want the cowadoody audience
WHY WASNT THE HALO AUDIENCE GOOD ENOUGH 343
User avatar #1037 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
'xactly. They've had one of the largest fps audiences since before fps games were cool. Seriously, stop dippin' your big money dicks into other ponds.

I'm happy AC will remain pure at heart (for the time being)
#271 - maybe I dont know, but the way the game makes it all emotional…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... -1
User avatar #273 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* personally... halo should have ended after the FINAL FIGHT XD its gonna end up another final fantasy mega series at this rate.
User avatar #300 - HOLYCARP (10/15/2012) [-]
peronal opinion; too late, alrdyis.
User avatar #274 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
as far as Im concerned chief is still drifting in space for hundreds of years until life support fails.

oh and spartans are now mass produced for some damned reason
User avatar #275 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
ya know what... fuck it all. collide the halo universe the star wars universe, and have them fight Battlefront (2) style in the mass effect universe RPG style.
User avatar #276 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
thats not too far off from the description but I can keep going with more reasons its retarded.

appearantly chief is THE CHOSEN ONE and the culmination of all forerunner tech and evolution
User avatar #277 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
well... fuck. just happily THROWING IN the fucking harry potter in there too. Guh...
User avatar #281 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah but for what its worth the co op campaign is pretty fun with bros
#309 - iamseriouslyjesus (10/15/2012) [-]
#995 - I thought the mention of the name of the game followed by a wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
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User avatar #1022 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
sorry about that then
#176384 - The game has no ******* music, I can could the am… 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -8
#176383 - dont get Halo 4 I downloaded it from bitgamer and beat it last…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -10
#176538 - ilieksheep (10/15/2012) [-]
You sir are a fucking classy example of a royal mongoloid.
You should have been aborted all those years ago but sadly your thick fuck mother must have forgot to, I'd quite gladly carry it out now though.

If you don't get it, yes I'm fucking mad you're purposely posting spoliers AGAIN, kill yourself.
#176384 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
The game has no fucking music, I can could the amount of time background music player on 1 hand. The only song you really get to hear is during the final boss fight.
The game is filled with knocked down sequences ala call of duty. Press right and left trigger to crawl.The game runs at 1080p, downscaled for the 360 hardware and the game files are filled with keyboard keys and mouse support icons. PC port might be a possibility.
Any questions?
Ive always been a fan of halo but this one just doesnt feel right.
#985 - I probably will too. I mean Ive got every other one so I m…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
User avatar #998 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
the big nail in the coffin for me is not having playable elites. Reach already fudged with it by making elites mode specific, now with no playable elites, this game is turning more and more into some generic FPS...
#1004 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
Killstreaks and Classes in multiplayer.

That was the sign 343 didnt know wat they are doing. that and showing chiefs face for the legendary ending.(legendary is a fucking joke too)
pic related its chief
User avatar #1025 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
didn't think he'd look so angry. Books have a better description.

They are trying to appeal to a broader audience when they really shouldn't have.

Oh well, at least I can rest easy knowing AC:3 will be the bomb.
User avatar #1030 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
fun fact hes not mad he cries because cortana is dead
343 just cant into facial expression
oh god I cant wait to get AC3
but yeah I dont know why they want the cowadoody audience
WHY WASNT THE HALO AUDIENCE GOOD ENOUGH 343
User avatar #1037 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
'xactly. They've had one of the largest fps audiences since before fps games were cool. Seriously, stop dippin' your big money dicks into other ponds.

I'm happy AC will remain pure at heart (for the time being)
#267 - yeah but she dies by"merging with the mainframe" and…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... -2
User avatar #270 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
Or goes back to an older copy, which was probably backed up on a floppy disk somewhere under master chiefs 'to do' pile.
User avatar #271 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
maybe I dont know, but the way the game makes it all emotional(chief cries) I doubt they are going to bring her back.
User avatar #273 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* personally... halo should have ended after the FINAL FIGHT XD its gonna end up another final fantasy mega series at this rate.
User avatar #300 - HOLYCARP (10/15/2012) [-]
peronal opinion; too late, alrdyis.
User avatar #274 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
as far as Im concerned chief is still drifting in space for hundreds of years until life support fails.

oh and spartans are now mass produced for some damned reason
User avatar #275 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
ya know what... fuck it all. collide the halo universe the star wars universe, and have them fight Battlefront (2) style in the mass effect universe RPG style.
User avatar #276 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
thats not too far off from the description but I can keep going with more reasons its retarded.

appearantly chief is THE CHOSEN ONE and the culmination of all forerunner tech and evolution
User avatar #277 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
well... fuck. just happily THROWING IN the fucking harry potter in there too. Guh...
User avatar #281 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah but for what its worth the co op campaign is pretty fun with bros
#309 - iamseriouslyjesus (10/15/2012) [-]
#962 - worst part is arby never shows up  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
User avatar #980 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo


Now I question buying it.

but I will....

becuzzzzz
User avatar #985 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I probably will too.
I mean Ive got every other one so I might as well have a complete collection.
plus you cant multiplayer online with the pirated copy.
User avatar #998 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
the big nail in the coffin for me is not having playable elites. Reach already fudged with it by making elites mode specific, now with no playable elites, this game is turning more and more into some generic FPS...
#1004 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
Killstreaks and Classes in multiplayer.

That was the sign 343 didnt know wat they are doing. that and showing chiefs face for the legendary ending.(legendary is a fucking joke too)
pic related its chief
User avatar #1025 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
didn't think he'd look so angry. Books have a better description.

They are trying to appeal to a broader audience when they really shouldn't have.

Oh well, at least I can rest easy knowing AC:3 will be the bomb.
User avatar #1030 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
fun fact hes not mad he cries because cortana is dead
343 just cant into facial expression
oh god I cant wait to get AC3
but yeah I dont know why they want the cowadoody audience
WHY WASNT THE HALO AUDIENCE GOOD ENOUGH 343
User avatar #1037 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
'xactly. They've had one of the largest fps audiences since before fps games were cool. Seriously, stop dippin' your big money dicks into other ponds.

I'm happy AC will remain pure at heart (for the time being)
#959 - your welcome . like I said I always like halo but this jus… 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
#94 - THIS IS CHIEFS FACE IN HALO 4 LEGENDARY ENDING  [+] (17 new replies) 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -26
#146 - ledditfester (10/15/2012) [-]
tychus findlay calls bullshit
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User avatar #104 - HOLYCARP (10/15/2012) [-]
wooooa ive always wondered that. thumb for you.
User avatar #96 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
*Gasp* Holy shit really?

Fuck off.
#97 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah really
#111 - NachosNToast (10/15/2012) [-]
Cortana dies? How the fuck?
User avatar #112 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
she starts to go really rampant then she makes copies of herself and "merges with the mainframe of the forerunner architecture.
it really wasnt that clear but yeah she dies and chief cries
User avatar #103 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Actually I'm sorry, I just found out the leak is real, I'm still back in March in terms of release dates so I thought Halo 4 was still only halfway done and therefore impossible to leak. Whether or not these spoilers are real is up to anybody to decide, but in my opinion, these particular spoilers are fake.
User avatar #98 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
If that's from the Legendary ending, why doesn't it have the legendary symbol on the highest difficulty completed?
User avatar #107 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I didnt take the screenshots, I dont have shit hooked up to my xbox to do that
User avatar #116 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
If I could see his full head I could perhaps call possible bullshit cause if he has hair, it's supposed to be...fuck now I can't remember. They gave a description of him when he was 6 in The Fall of Reach, he had freckles, brown or black hair and a gap between his two front teeth. Granted much of his physical side would've changed due to augmentation.
User avatar #120 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I have the entire story in tl;dr form if you really want to see if Im bullshitting come release
User avatar #121 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Oh no I'd rather avoid spoilers. Thanks, though :)
User avatar #119 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
he had red hair in fall of reach if I remeber correctly.
dont worry you can still call bullshit but when the game comes out you will remember this.
User avatar #122 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Large for his six years of age, and approximately a foot above his school peers, he is described as a typical boy with brown hair, freckles and a gap between his two front teeth.

That's what wikipedia tells me, I'm too lazy to go get the book from like five metres away from me. Sounds like he looked like me except when I was six except...tall...
User avatar #123 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I could have fucking swore he was a ginger.
its been years since I read the book though
User avatar #124 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Probably been about one and a half years for me, great book though, very depressing.
#284 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Facebook (1) -8
#293 - cptfox (10/15/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#301 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
Spoiler to what game is it? not the spoiler itself i hid it before i read it.
I'm just curious what game i saved myself from destroying
User avatar #305 - cptfox (10/17/2012) [-]
halon 4
User avatar #292 - DonnyMost (10/15/2012) [-]
why would you spoil it? Did you really have to go and do that?
#259 - CORTANA DIES THE FINAL BOSS IS A FORERUNNER NAMED DIDACT, THE …  [+] (15 new replies) 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... -28
User avatar #304 - arnolducus (10/15/2012) [-]
but how do you know? it hasnt came out yet...
User avatar #311 - joshofsouls (10/15/2012) [-]
The game was leaked.
Seriously, the ENTIRE game was leaked.
User avatar #280 - ivoryhammer (10/15/2012) [-]
Meh, Halo is overrated anyways
#266 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
Cortana is an AI... she can be rebooted. As for the rest... meh. But it does mean i missed my preorder pick up :/
User avatar #267 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah but she dies by"merging with the mainframe" and she was pretty rampant.

she materializes before chief and touches his face and her last words are "I always wanted to do that"

but yeah since halo 5 and 6 are coming Im betting she gets brought back, halsey probably re-copies her brain
User avatar #270 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
Or goes back to an older copy, which was probably backed up on a floppy disk somewhere under master chiefs 'to do' pile.
User avatar #271 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
maybe I dont know, but the way the game makes it all emotional(chief cries) I doubt they are going to bring her back.
User avatar #273 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* personally... halo should have ended after the FINAL FIGHT XD its gonna end up another final fantasy mega series at this rate.
User avatar #300 - HOLYCARP (10/15/2012) [-]
peronal opinion; too late, alrdyis.
User avatar #274 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
as far as Im concerned chief is still drifting in space for hundreds of years until life support fails.

oh and spartans are now mass produced for some damned reason
User avatar #275 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
ya know what... fuck it all. collide the halo universe the star wars universe, and have them fight Battlefront (2) style in the mass effect universe RPG style.
User avatar #276 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
thats not too far off from the description but I can keep going with more reasons its retarded.

appearantly chief is THE CHOSEN ONE and the culmination of all forerunner tech and evolution
User avatar #277 - themassivefail (10/15/2012) [-]
well... fuck. just happily THROWING IN the fucking harry potter in there too. Guh...
User avatar #281 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
yeah but for what its worth the co op campaign is pretty fun with bros
#309 - iamseriouslyjesus (10/15/2012) [-]
#942 - The game has no ******* music, I can could the am…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd +2
#952 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
I don't see the relevance to the post, but thanks for saving me the effort!
User avatar #959 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
your welcome .
like I said I always like halo but this just doesnt feel like halo.

killstreaks and classes kill multiplayer for me, but co-op campaign is still fun
#940 - dont get Halo 4 I downloaded it from bitgamer and beat it last…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd +1
#1017 - yummybluewaffle (10/15/2012) [-]
I hate you. so much.



But I love you.
brb going to go cry in a corner until nov 6th.
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User avatar #995 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I thought the mention of the name of the game followed by a wall of text meant that most people would think logically and assume spoilers
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User avatar #1022 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
sorry about that then
User avatar #956 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
B-but the covenant... we used to be bros :[
User avatar #962 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
worst part is arby never shows up
User avatar #980 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo


Now I question buying it.

but I will....

becuzzzzz
User avatar #985 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I probably will too.
I mean Ive got every other one so I might as well have a complete collection.
plus you cant multiplayer online with the pirated copy.
User avatar #998 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
the big nail in the coffin for me is not having playable elites. Reach already fudged with it by making elites mode specific, now with no playable elites, this game is turning more and more into some generic FPS...
#1004 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
Killstreaks and Classes in multiplayer.

That was the sign 343 didnt know wat they are doing. that and showing chiefs face for the legendary ending.(legendary is a fucking joke too)
pic related its chief
User avatar #1025 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
didn't think he'd look so angry. Books have a better description.

They are trying to appeal to a broader audience when they really shouldn't have.

Oh well, at least I can rest easy knowing AC:3 will be the bomb.
User avatar #1030 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
fun fact hes not mad he cries because cortana is dead
343 just cant into facial expression
oh god I cant wait to get AC3
but yeah I dont know why they want the cowadoody audience
WHY WASNT THE HALO AUDIENCE GOOD ENOUGH 343
User avatar #1037 - Rukioish (10/15/2012) [-]
'xactly. They've had one of the largest fps audiences since before fps games were cool. Seriously, stop dippin' your big money dicks into other ponds.

I'm happy AC will remain pure at heart (for the time being)
#942 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
The game has no fucking music, I can could the amount of time background music player on 1 hand. The only song you really get to hear is during the final boss fight.
The game is filled with knocked down sequences ala call of duty. Press right and left trigger to crawl.The game runs at 1080p, downscaled for the 360 hardware and the game files are filled with keyboard keys and mouse support icons. PC port might be a possibility.
Any questions?
Ive always been a fan of halo but this one just doesnt feel right.
#952 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
I don't see the relevance to the post, but thanks for saving me the effort!
User avatar #959 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
your welcome .
like I said I always like halo but this just doesnt feel like halo.

killstreaks and classes kill multiplayer for me, but co-op campaign is still fun
#4 - no its copypasta  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on ITT We Post Sexual Experiences -1
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#3 - its called copypasta  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on ITT We Post Sexual Experiences -2
#7 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
Super creepy.
Let this be a lesson to you. Do not post this kind of stuff again.
User avatar #6 - supermegasherman (10/14/2012) [-]
i know, but its still super creepy
#946 - those are pretty nice tits for a 12 year old 10/14/2012 on Good Girl Amanda +1
#941 - thanks man I was looking for those tits. no wonder she k… 10/14/2012 on Good Girl Amanda -2
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User avatar #1 - asharknamedcarl (10/28/2012) [-]
You seriously have an early released Nov. GI?
User avatar #3 to #2 - asharknamedcarl (10/29/2012) [-]
Any info on it at all? Articles? Details?
User avatar #4 to #3 - titsimcasslap (10/29/2012) [-]
dogs are in as weapons and when you have drugs on you to sell the police dogs can sniff it and you obtain a wanted level.

there are multiple protaganists.
the white guy- named adrian
and a hispanic man who is unnamed in the issue.
I dont want to spoil the whole thing its an 18 page article.
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