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#203474 - but a ***** moment would be being lynched and enslaved.  [+] (2 replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games -3
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#203494 - themanwithnoplan (11/06/2012) [-]
Lynched AND enslaved?
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#203497 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
maybe just one or the other, he is already damaged and im sure you get less at market for a cripple
#203473 - CORTANA DIES HAPPY LAUNCH NIGHT  [+] (9 replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games -5
#203485 - superetard (11/06/2012) [-]


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#203495 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
10/10 will spam all over FJ
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#203493 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
your doing gods work
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#203484 - epicsauciness (11/06/2012) [-]
Meh who cares.
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#203486 - themanwithnoplan (11/06/2012) [-]
That's a good statement.

The people who cared have probably already concluded that it would go down like that, or have had it already ruined to them and was not very surprised by it.
#203481 - yeorgh (11/06/2012) [-]
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#203478 - themanwithnoplan (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, that sort of was obvious, and I already knew that, but a congratulatory fuck you anyways, which I am presuming you already want.
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#203480 - Hypochef (11/06/2012) [-]
Was just about to say that, thanks for beating me to the point.
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#203471 - rile is lying their are more missions after the credits. there…  [+] (9 replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games -4
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#203476 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
is there any more to desmond's story. or is he dead?
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#203479 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
I think he is dead but I dont know.

personally I think he chose the templar route though dont you?
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#203482 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
well it was either save the earth and it's inhabitants or let everybody die from the sun. i think he chose the right path
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#203491 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
but minerva says that many people would survive and desmond would lead them and eventually become a messiah. this would let humanity choose( even though we know the choice would be no different, the cycle would continue) while option B sees everyone become slaves.
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#203498 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
hold on. I was barely paying attention while the whole thing played out but this is what I got. Touch the pedestal; society restarts. Don't touch the pedestal everybody dies. But I definetly remember Minerva saying something about evil stuff.
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#203509 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
if he touches the pedestal juno gets to scream JUST AS PLANNED while enslaving humanity because she is still mad about the whole extinction thing.

if he doesnt touch the pedestal most people die but no one in the vault, everyone emerges and leads humanity to a new future where they preach the assassins values, desmond becomes a prophet then a legend then a god to humanity and the templar assassins thing keeps going.

Option B seems like the assassin way to me because it actually gives humanity choice but now we get a game about fighting aliens with robots who want to enslave humanity.

this is all ignoring the fact that minerva can see the future but never saw this for some reason
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#203514 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
I guess I need to watch that part again.
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#203518 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
I would reccomend it.

honestly I think its poorly written but I enjoyed the end.

in the last desmond mission though you get a berretta with a 9 round magazine and that makes up for anything and everything
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#203520 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah I know, I got to the credits.
#260 - CORTANA DIES  [+] (11 replies) 11/06/2012 on JIHAD! -16
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#267 - darkjustifier (11/06/2012) [-]
Sir if there is anything I have learned after playing Halo and reading the books, its that cortana in her own way is a spartan and Spartans NEVER DIE they're just missing in action.
#318 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
Why the fuck are you posting a pony, on something that has nothing to do with ponies

back to /mlp/
#319 - darkjustifier (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm the Darkjustifier, and I post ponies.
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#303 - darkjustifier (11/06/2012) [-]
Just missing in action.
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#264 - supdogg (11/06/2012) [-]
If you are a halo fan and don't want the new game ruined don't read that assholes comment
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#289 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
Yes she does, you're clearly autistic.
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#266 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
you mean she doesnt die after she merges with the forerunner AI and deletes herself after telling cheif she loves him and always wanted to just touch him?
or after she somehow tackles a forerunner and chief tactically nukes him.

how does a hologram tackle and hold someone?

confirmed for never having watched shit 2/10 try harder faget
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#262 - Tynan (11/06/2012) [-]
gooby pls.
#30 - cortana dies and you fight the didact who is a somehow survi…  [+] (4 replies) 11/03/2012 on Facebook -4
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#41 - ronyx (11/03/2012) [-]
Cortana dying was expected to be honest. She is very old for an AI.
#38 - mrhazzy (11/03/2012) [-]
kinda saw it coming when I saw the trailer...

0/10 not even rustled....
#45 - skateabuga (11/03/2012) [-]
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#35 - atlasandpbody (11/03/2012) [-]
You're a cheeky spoiling fuck, aren't you?
#198570 - CORTANA DIES  [+] (7 replies) 11/02/2012 on Video Games -5
#198663 - Graboids (11/02/2012) [-]
Why do you have to do this shit. I thought you were done with it.
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#199625 - titsimcasslap (11/03/2012) [-]
I got banned for copyright infringment for awhile.

thats just confirmation im right in my eyes.
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#198590 - natanhiel (11/02/2012) [-]
fucking good.
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#198574 - Timmietim (11/02/2012) [-]
ew nsfw
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#198595 - titsimcasslap (11/02/2012) [-]
if you look closely she has a camel toe
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#198575 - astraea (11/02/2012) [-]
no pee-pee xD
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#198571 - enviousjellyfish (11/02/2012) [-]
she's an AI wouldn't she get 'deleted' ?