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#177937 - The game has no ******* music, I can could the am…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -7
#177948 - detrek (10/17/2012) [-]
You want to stop posting stuff?
#177955 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
#177941 - muffinzexe (10/17/2012) [-]
Shut up already.
#177950 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
once a day every day until release.
User avatar #177964 - somefuckingguy (10/17/2012) [-]
Answer me one question please. Why? All you are doing is making an ass of yourself.
#177971 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
Honestly I dont know why, part of it is probably my disenfranchisement wih the series and my resentment of 343 for going after the call of duty audience.
Was the halo audience not good enough? I mean the fucking multiplayer has killstreaks. KILLSTREAKS. not like a double kill or killing spree but KILLSTREAKS.
many things about playing it really bugged me. such as the fact that chiefs face is finally shown, he was supposed to be an avatar for the player, the only place he was ever given a personality is the books and even then Halo 4 completely rapes that.


trust me when the game releases and you get a chance to play it as I have then you will understand.

since you asked politely have a horrifying picture of ron perlman in drag.
#177980 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
I thought you were going to give a good reason as to why you hated the game but when you said Killstreaks I knew you were retarded and have not been following the game. The Personal Ordinance Drops are only in one time of playlist. They don't even give you that big of an advantage. Just a weapon or a minor boost in speed and all.
343i said they weren't showing Chief's face. If you were the one who posted this yesterday with that picture of his face then you must be retarded because that face was from Starcraft 2. I've been following the development of the game for the past 8 months and I have loved every bit of news.
You are just being an asshole.
#178015 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
they only show chiefs face in the legendary ending.

here is the nonspoiler version
User avatar #177984 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
no theres killstreaks Ive been following it too but I dont know why it was never mentioned.
just wait until its released....I used to be like you I was so excited when it was announced but now....I wish I had never downloaded it.
#177993 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
Again the PoD system isn't killstreaks. They are more of pointstreaks and can be obtained by just assisst. Even then they are in one playlist which is Infinity Slayer.
User avatar #178012 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
Im just sayin that it is something that removes the game mechanic of remembering the map layout and finding your weapon.
and now call of duty has pointstreaks.

if you like it more power to you but I will say that bro-op is just as fun as it always was.
#178018 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
You know how you can solve that problem? Not playing the playlist with the PoD system. Again I am way to excited for this game at the moment nothing will ruin my excitement for this game.
Just because you are upset with the game doesn't mean you have to take it out on everyone else.
#178020 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
I respect your opinion of the game either way I just would hate for someone to pay 60 bucks and then feel the way I do.


on another note I just noticed your name and fuck yeah thats a top tier movie
#178047 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
Either way I'm going to love the game. I've got the Limited Edition pre-ordered because I do love the series. There has only been one game I've played and never liked and that was Timeshift. Other than that I've played tons of games and I don't think I've been disappointed by them.

Also that helmet removal scene you keep posting with Nigel's face. I'm 83% sure that is from the Spartan Ops Cgi scenes.
User avatar #178056 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
no its from the legendary ending trust me. it was the straw that broke the camels back.
I have no clue why 343 would get halo and then show his face while saying they wont.

but I was right there with you up until after reach. halo is great but I am getting that train at the same stop as bungie
#178074 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
Either way I am not gonna believe you until I beat the game.
User avatar #178102 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
Thats okay and I dont blame you at all.

but I am sorry. this will hurt you after you get the legendary ending
#177960 - detrek (10/17/2012) [-]
What, you choke down another quart of semen?
#177963 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
#177970 - muffinzexe (10/17/2012) [-]
#177973 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
#177936 - dont get Halo 4 I downloaded it from bitgamer and beat it last…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -8
#177937 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
The game has no fucking music, I can could the amount of time background music player on 1 hand. The only song you really get to hear is during the final boss fight.
The game is filled with knocked down sequences ala call of duty. Press right and left trigger to crawl.The game runs at 1080p, downscaled for the 360 hardware and the game files are filled with keyboard keys and mouse support icons. PC port might be a possibility.
Any questions?
Ive always been a fan of halo but this one just doesnt feel right.
#177948 - detrek (10/17/2012) [-]
You want to stop posting stuff?
#177955 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
#177941 - muffinzexe (10/17/2012) [-]
Shut up already.
#177950 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
once a day every day until release.
User avatar #177964 - somefuckingguy (10/17/2012) [-]
Answer me one question please. Why? All you are doing is making an ass of yourself.
#177971 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
Honestly I dont know why, part of it is probably my disenfranchisement wih the series and my resentment of 343 for going after the call of duty audience.
Was the halo audience not good enough? I mean the fucking multiplayer has killstreaks. KILLSTREAKS. not like a double kill or killing spree but KILLSTREAKS.
many things about playing it really bugged me. such as the fact that chiefs face is finally shown, he was supposed to be an avatar for the player, the only place he was ever given a personality is the books and even then Halo 4 completely rapes that.


trust me when the game releases and you get a chance to play it as I have then you will understand.

since you asked politely have a horrifying picture of ron perlman in drag.
#177980 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
I thought you were going to give a good reason as to why you hated the game but when you said Killstreaks I knew you were retarded and have not been following the game. The Personal Ordinance Drops are only in one time of playlist. They don't even give you that big of an advantage. Just a weapon or a minor boost in speed and all.
343i said they weren't showing Chief's face. If you were the one who posted this yesterday with that picture of his face then you must be retarded because that face was from Starcraft 2. I've been following the development of the game for the past 8 months and I have loved every bit of news.
You are just being an asshole.
#178015 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
they only show chiefs face in the legendary ending.

here is the nonspoiler version
User avatar #177984 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
no theres killstreaks Ive been following it too but I dont know why it was never mentioned.
just wait until its released....I used to be like you I was so excited when it was announced but now....I wish I had never downloaded it.
#177993 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
Again the PoD system isn't killstreaks. They are more of pointstreaks and can be obtained by just assisst. Even then they are in one playlist which is Infinity Slayer.
User avatar #178012 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
Im just sayin that it is something that removes the game mechanic of remembering the map layout and finding your weapon.
and now call of duty has pointstreaks.

if you like it more power to you but I will say that bro-op is just as fun as it always was.
#178018 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
You know how you can solve that problem? Not playing the playlist with the PoD system. Again I am way to excited for this game at the moment nothing will ruin my excitement for this game.
Just because you are upset with the game doesn't mean you have to take it out on everyone else.
#178020 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
I respect your opinion of the game either way I just would hate for someone to pay 60 bucks and then feel the way I do.


on another note I just noticed your name and fuck yeah thats a top tier movie
#178047 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
Either way I'm going to love the game. I've got the Limited Edition pre-ordered because I do love the series. There has only been one game I've played and never liked and that was Timeshift. Other than that I've played tons of games and I don't think I've been disappointed by them.

Also that helmet removal scene you keep posting with Nigel's face. I'm 83% sure that is from the Spartan Ops Cgi scenes.
User avatar #178056 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
no its from the legendary ending trust me. it was the straw that broke the camels back.
I have no clue why 343 would get halo and then show his face while saying they wont.

but I was right there with you up until after reach. halo is great but I am getting that train at the same stop as bungie
#178074 - Graboids (10/17/2012) [-]
Either way I am not gonna believe you until I beat the game.
User avatar #178102 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
Thats okay and I dont blame you at all.

but I am sorry. this will hurt you after you get the legendary ending
#177960 - detrek (10/17/2012) [-]
What, you choke down another quart of semen?
#177963 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
#177970 - muffinzexe (10/17/2012) [-]
#177973 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
#177933 - Day 1 pirate 10/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -4
#315 - The game has no ******* music, I can could the am… 10/17/2012 on College Class Was Canceled! -2
#314 - dont get Halo 4 I downloaded it from bitgamer and beat it alre…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2012 on College Class Was Canceled! -3
#315 - titsimcasslap (10/17/2012) [-]
The game has no fucking music, I can could the amount of time background music player on 1 hand. The only song you really get to hear is during the final boss fight.
The game is filled with knocked down sequences ala call of duty. Press right and left trigger to crawl.The game runs at 1080p, downscaled for the 360 hardware and the game files are filled with keyboard keys and mouse support icons. PC port might be a possibility.
Any questions?
Ive always been a fan of halo but this one just doesnt feel right.
#177386 - >Grandfather watching me play Far Cry 2 >It's rainin…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
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User avatar #177443 - LegititmateKyle (10/16/2012) [-]
dat copy pasta
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User avatar #177392 - teoberry (10/16/2012) [-]
oh fuck, that sucks m8. i assume just putting him out with the desert eagle wouldn't of been any better eh?
#177357 - if they were failing you faggots would not be thumbing me down…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #177465 - Hypochef (10/16/2012) [-]
What ever floats your boat.
#177122 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #177155 - Hypochef (10/16/2012) [-]
Well have fun with that? Doesn't mean shit when you can just hide all of your post, making your attempts to troll us with the ending ot halo 4 fail horribly.
#177357 - titsimcasslap (10/16/2012) [-]
if they were failing you faggots would not be thumbing me down
each thumb only tells me someone elses ass pain.
it makes me giggle
User avatar #177465 - Hypochef (10/16/2012) [-]
What ever floats your boat.
#177116 - Can you private message it to me or something? spoile…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #177341 - bunnycommando (10/16/2012) [-]
I can;t find it now
#176965 - yeah here you go 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -4
#176964 - do you have the original with his face instead of nigels. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -2
User avatar #177085 - bunnycommando (10/16/2012) [-]
I have it, but I am not going to ruin it for everyone.
#177116 - titsimcasslap (10/16/2012) [-]
Can you private message it to me or something?

spoiler for a spoiler?
User avatar #177341 - bunnycommando (10/16/2012) [-]
I can;t find it now
#176963 - yeah halo should have ended at 3 here have chiefs face  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -5
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#460 - what gay er is when they show chiefs face in the legendary ending 10/15/2012 on I think im gay -5
#176960 - The game has no ******* music, I can could the am… 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -8
#176959 - dont get Halo 4 I downloaded it from bitgamer and beat it last…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -14
#177022 - winterfrost (10/16/2012) [-]
Fuck you, dude.
#176983 - muffinzexe (10/15/2012) [-]
Shut up!
#176969 - Hypochef (10/15/2012) [-]
getting real tired of you shit buddy.
#177122 - titsimcasslap (10/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #177155 - Hypochef (10/16/2012) [-]
Well have fun with that? Doesn't mean shit when you can just hide all of your post, making your attempts to troll us with the ending ot halo 4 fail horribly.
#177357 - titsimcasslap (10/16/2012) [-]
if they were failing you faggots would not be thumbing me down
each thumb only tells me someone elses ass pain.
it makes me giggle
User avatar #177465 - Hypochef (10/16/2012) [-]
What ever floats your boat.
#176960 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
The game has no fucking music, I can could the amount of time background music player on 1 hand. The only song you really get to hear is during the final boss fight.
The game is filled with knocked down sequences ala call of duty. Press right and left trigger to crawl.The game runs at 1080p, downscaled for the 360 hardware and the game files are filled with keyboard keys and mouse support icons. PC port might be a possibility.
Any questions?
#457 - The game has no ******* music, I can could the am…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on I think im gay -7
#458 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2012) [-]
#460 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
what gayer is when they show chiefs face in the legendary ending
#456 - dont get Halo 4 I downloaded it from bitgamer and beat it last…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on I think im gay -7
#457 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
The game has no fucking music, I can could the amount of time background music player on 1 hand. The only song you really get to hear is during the final boss fight.
The game is filled with knocked down sequences ala call of duty. Press right and left trigger to crawl.The game runs at 1080p, downscaled for the 360 hardware and the game files are filled with keyboard keys and mouse support icons. PC port might be a possibility.
Any questions?
#458 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2012) [-]
#460 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
what gayer is when they show chiefs face in the legendary ending
#123 - I could have ******* swore he was a ginger. i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -1
User avatar #124 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Probably been about one and a half years for me, great book though, very depressing.
#328 - The thing 10/15/2012 on graaagh kill it... ah its... +3
#120 - I have the entire story in tl;dr form if you really want to se…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -1
User avatar #121 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Oh no I'd rather avoid spoilers. Thanks, though :)
#119 - he had red hair in fall of reach if I remeber correctly. d…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -1
User avatar #122 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Large for his six years of age, and approximately a foot above his school peers, he is described as a typical boy with brown hair, freckles and a gap between his two front teeth.

That's what wikipedia tells me, I'm too lazy to go get the book from like five metres away from me. Sounds like he looked like me except when I was six except...tall...
User avatar #123 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I could have fucking swore he was a ginger.
its been years since I read the book though
User avatar #124 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Probably been about one and a half years for me, great book though, very depressing.
#112 - she starts to go really rampant then she makes copies of herse… 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -1
#107 - I didnt take the screenshots, I dont have **** ho…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -1
User avatar #116 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
If I could see his full head I could perhaps call possible bullshit cause if he has hair, it's supposed to be...fuck now I can't remember. They gave a description of him when he was 6 in The Fall of Reach, he had freckles, brown or black hair and a gap between his two front teeth. Granted much of his physical side would've changed due to augmentation.
User avatar #120 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I have the entire story in tl;dr form if you really want to see if Im bullshitting come release
User avatar #121 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Oh no I'd rather avoid spoilers. Thanks, though :)
User avatar #119 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
he had red hair in fall of reach if I remeber correctly.
dont worry you can still call bullshit but when the game comes out you will remember this.
User avatar #122 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Large for his six years of age, and approximately a foot above his school peers, he is described as a typical boy with brown hair, freckles and a gap between his two front teeth.

That's what wikipedia tells me, I'm too lazy to go get the book from like five metres away from me. Sounds like he looked like me except when I was six except...tall...
User avatar #123 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I could have fucking swore he was a ginger.
its been years since I read the book though
User avatar #124 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Probably been about one and a half years for me, great book though, very depressing.
#97 - yeah really  [+] (12 new replies) 10/15/2012 on CSI: Notre Dame. -11
#111 - NachosNToast (10/15/2012) [-]
Cortana dies? How the fuck?
User avatar #112 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
she starts to go really rampant then she makes copies of herself and "merges with the mainframe of the forerunner architecture.
it really wasnt that clear but yeah she dies and chief cries
User avatar #103 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Actually I'm sorry, I just found out the leak is real, I'm still back in March in terms of release dates so I thought Halo 4 was still only halfway done and therefore impossible to leak. Whether or not these spoilers are real is up to anybody to decide, but in my opinion, these particular spoilers are fake.
User avatar #98 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
If that's from the Legendary ending, why doesn't it have the legendary symbol on the highest difficulty completed?
User avatar #107 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I didnt take the screenshots, I dont have shit hooked up to my xbox to do that
User avatar #116 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
If I could see his full head I could perhaps call possible bullshit cause if he has hair, it's supposed to be...fuck now I can't remember. They gave a description of him when he was 6 in The Fall of Reach, he had freckles, brown or black hair and a gap between his two front teeth. Granted much of his physical side would've changed due to augmentation.
User avatar #120 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I have the entire story in tl;dr form if you really want to see if Im bullshitting come release
User avatar #121 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Oh no I'd rather avoid spoilers. Thanks, though :)
User avatar #119 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
he had red hair in fall of reach if I remeber correctly.
dont worry you can still call bullshit but when the game comes out you will remember this.
User avatar #122 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Large for his six years of age, and approximately a foot above his school peers, he is described as a typical boy with brown hair, freckles and a gap between his two front teeth.

That's what wikipedia tells me, I'm too lazy to go get the book from like five metres away from me. Sounds like he looked like me except when I was six except...tall...
User avatar #123 - titsimcasslap (10/15/2012) [-]
I could have fucking swore he was a ginger.
its been years since I read the book though
User avatar #124 - XboxJunky (10/15/2012) [-]
Probably been about one and a half years for me, great book though, very depressing.
#12 - email them this and say its the mission list/ main menu or som… 10/15/2012 on Halo 4 story and Spoilers +1
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User avatar #1 - asharknamedcarl (10/28/2012) [-]
You seriously have an early released Nov. GI?
User avatar #3 to #2 - asharknamedcarl (10/29/2012) [-]
Any info on it at all? Articles? Details?
User avatar #4 to #3 - titsimcasslap (10/29/2012) [-]
dogs are in as weapons and when you have drugs on you to sell the police dogs can sniff it and you obtain a wanted level.

there are multiple protaganists.
the white guy- named adrian
and a hispanic man who is unnamed in the issue.
I dont want to spoil the whole thing its an 18 page article.
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