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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
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#203497 - maybe just one or the other, he is already damaged and im sure… 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#203495 - 10/10 will spam all over FJ 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#203493 - your doing gods work 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#203491 - but minerva says that many people would survive and desmond w…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #203498 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
hold on. I was barely paying attention while the whole thing played out but this is what I got. Touch the pedestal; society restarts. Don't touch the pedestal everybody dies. But I definetly remember Minerva saying something about evil stuff.
User avatar #203509 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
if he touches the pedestal juno gets to scream JUST AS PLANNED while enslaving humanity because she is still mad about the whole extinction thing.

if he doesnt touch the pedestal most people die but no one in the vault, everyone emerges and leads humanity to a new future where they preach the assassins values, desmond becomes a prophet then a legend then a god to humanity and the templar assassins thing keeps going.

Option B seems like the assassin way to me because it actually gives humanity choice but now we get a game about fighting aliens with robots who want to enslave humanity.

this is all ignoring the fact that minerva can see the future but never saw this for some reason
User avatar #203514 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
I guess I need to watch that part again.
User avatar #203518 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
I would reccomend it.

honestly I think its poorly written but I enjoyed the end.

in the last desmond mission though you get a berretta with a 9 round magazine and that makes up for anything and everything
User avatar #203520 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah I know, I got to the credits.
#203479 - I think he is dead but I dont know. personally I thin…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -2
User avatar #203482 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
well it was either save the earth and it's inhabitants or let everybody die from the sun. i think he chose the right path
User avatar #203491 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
but minerva says that many people would survive and desmond would lead them and eventually become a messiah. this would let humanity choose( even though we know the choice would be no different, the cycle would continue) while option B sees everyone become slaves.
User avatar #203498 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
hold on. I was barely paying attention while the whole thing played out but this is what I got. Touch the pedestal; society restarts. Don't touch the pedestal everybody dies. But I definetly remember Minerva saying something about evil stuff.
User avatar #203509 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
if he touches the pedestal juno gets to scream JUST AS PLANNED while enslaving humanity because she is still mad about the whole extinction thing.

if he doesnt touch the pedestal most people die but no one in the vault, everyone emerges and leads humanity to a new future where they preach the assassins values, desmond becomes a prophet then a legend then a god to humanity and the templar assassins thing keeps going.

Option B seems like the assassin way to me because it actually gives humanity choice but now we get a game about fighting aliens with robots who want to enslave humanity.

this is all ignoring the fact that minerva can see the future but never saw this for some reason
User avatar #203514 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
I guess I need to watch that part again.
User avatar #203518 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
I would reccomend it.

honestly I think its poorly written but I enjoyed the end.

in the last desmond mission though you get a berretta with a 9 round magazine and that makes up for anything and everything
User avatar #203520 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah I know, I got to the credits.
#266 - you mean she doesnt die after she merges with the forerunner A… 11/06/2012 on JIHAD! -2
#203474 - but a nigga moment would be being lynched and enslaved.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -3
User avatar #203494 - themanwithnoplan (11/06/2012) [-]
Lynched AND enslaved?
User avatar #203497 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
maybe just one or the other, he is already damaged and im sure you get less at market for a cripple
#203473 - CORTANA DIES HAPPY LAUNCH NIGHT  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -5
#203485 - superetard (11/06/2012) [-]
CORTANA DIES SAVING MASTER CHIEF'S LIFE

MASTER CHIEF ARRIVES SAFELY BACK TO EARTH

THE BIG BAD EVIL IS AN ANCIENT FORERUNNER CALLED DIDACT. WHO THE COVENANT BELIEVE TO BE A LIVING GOD, AND WANT TO RELEASE FROM STASIS.
User avatar #203495 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
10/10 will spam all over FJ
User avatar #203493 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
your doing gods work
User avatar #203484 - epicsauciness (11/06/2012) [-]
Meh who cares.
User avatar #203486 - themanwithnoplan (11/06/2012) [-]
That's a good statement.

The people who cared have probably already concluded that it would go down like that, or have had it already ruined to them and was not very surprised by it.
#203481 - yeorgh (11/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #203478 - themanwithnoplan (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, that sort of was obvious, and I already knew that, but a congratulatory fuck you anyways, which I am presuming you already want.
User avatar #203480 - Hypochef (11/06/2012) [-]
Was just about to say that, thanks for beating me to the point.
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#203471 - rile is lying their are more missions after the credits. there…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -4
User avatar #203476 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
is there any more to desmond's story. or is he dead?
User avatar #203479 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
I think he is dead but I dont know.

personally I think he chose the templar route though dont you?
User avatar #203482 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
well it was either save the earth and it's inhabitants or let everybody die from the sun. i think he chose the right path
User avatar #203491 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
but minerva says that many people would survive and desmond would lead them and eventually become a messiah. this would let humanity choose( even though we know the choice would be no different, the cycle would continue) while option B sees everyone become slaves.
User avatar #203498 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
hold on. I was barely paying attention while the whole thing played out but this is what I got. Touch the pedestal; society restarts. Don't touch the pedestal everybody dies. But I definetly remember Minerva saying something about evil stuff.
User avatar #203509 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
if he touches the pedestal juno gets to scream JUST AS PLANNED while enslaving humanity because she is still mad about the whole extinction thing.

if he doesnt touch the pedestal most people die but no one in the vault, everyone emerges and leads humanity to a new future where they preach the assassins values, desmond becomes a prophet then a legend then a god to humanity and the templar assassins thing keeps going.

Option B seems like the assassin way to me because it actually gives humanity choice but now we get a game about fighting aliens with robots who want to enslave humanity.

this is all ignoring the fact that minerva can see the future but never saw this for some reason
User avatar #203514 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
I guess I need to watch that part again.
User avatar #203518 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
I would reccomend it.

honestly I think its poorly written but I enjoyed the end.

in the last desmond mission though you get a berretta with a 9 round magazine and that makes up for anything and everything
User avatar #203520 - blarghagh (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah I know, I got to the credits.
#260 - CORTANA DIES  [+] (11 new replies) 11/06/2012 on JIHAD! -16
#284 - fuckyouiamcat (11/06/2012) [-]
#267 - darkjustifier (11/06/2012) [-]
Sir if there is anything I have learned after playing Halo and reading the books, its that cortana in her own way is a spartan and Spartans NEVER DIE they're just missing in action.
#318 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
Why the fuck are you posting a pony, on something that has nothing to do with ponies

back to /mlp/
#319 - darkjustifier (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm the Darkjustifier, and I post ponies.
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User avatar #303 - darkjustifier (11/06/2012) [-]
Just missing in action.
User avatar #264 - supdogg (11/06/2012) [-]
If you are a halo fan and don't want the new game ruined don't read that assholes comment
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#289 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
Yes she does, you're clearly autistic.
User avatar #266 - titsimcasslap (11/06/2012) [-]
you mean she doesnt die after she merges with the forerunner AI and deletes herself after telling cheif she loves him and always wanted to just touch him?
or after she somehow tackles a forerunner and chief tactically nukes him.

how does a hologram tackle and hold someone?

confirmed for never having watched shit 2/10 try harder faget
User avatar #262 - Tynan (11/06/2012) [-]
gooby pls.
#317 - ban test 11/03/2012 on God bless our troops -1
#30 - cortana dies and you fight the didact who is a somehow survi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Facebook -4
User avatar #41 - ronyx (11/03/2012) [-]
Cortana dying was expected to be honest. She is very old for an AI.
#38 - mrhazzy (11/03/2012) [-]
kinda saw it coming when I saw the trailer...

0/10 not even rustled....
#45 - skateabuga (11/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #35 - atlasandpbody (11/03/2012) [-]
You're a cheeky spoiling fuck, aren't you?
#199625 - I got banned for copyright infringment for awhile. th… 11/03/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#198595 - if you look closely she has a camel toe 11/02/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#198570 - CORTANA DIES  [+] (7 new replies) 11/02/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -5
#198663 - Graboids (11/02/2012) [-]
Why do you have to do this shit. I thought you were done with it.
User avatar #199625 - titsimcasslap (11/03/2012) [-]
I got banned for copyright infringment for awhile.

thats just confirmation im right in my eyes.
User avatar #198590 - natanhiel (11/02/2012) [-]
fucking good.
User avatar #198574 - Timmietim (11/02/2012) [-]
ew nsfw
User avatar #198595 - titsimcasslap (11/02/2012) [-]
if you look closely she has a camel toe
User avatar #198575 - astraea (11/02/2012) [-]
no pee-pee xD
User avatar #198571 - enviousjellyfish (11/02/2012) [-]
she's an AI wouldn't she get 'deleted' ?
#68 - CORTANA DIES  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on So I heard you like... -14
#70 - realfunnybro (11/02/2012) [-]
wut?
#4 - dogs are in as weapons and when you have drugs on you to sell … 10/29/2012 on titsimcasslap's profile 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2012 on titsimcasslap's profile 0
User avatar #3 - asharknamedcarl (10/29/2012) [-]
Any info on it at all? Articles? Details?
User avatar #4 - titsimcasslap (10/29/2012) [-]
dogs are in as weapons and when you have drugs on you to sell the police dogs can sniff it and you obtain a wanted level.

there are multiple protaganists.
the white guy- named adrian
and a hispanic man who is unnamed in the issue.
I dont want to spoil the whole thing its an 18 page article.
#192626 - im surprised FJ I mean its just an article. Its not s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#192624 - thats a good fuckin picture. I saved. have one in return 10/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#192621 - funny story I got banned for copyright infingment for that. … 10/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#192616 - whats goin on guys I tried to show everyone yesterday but …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #192738 - asharknamedcarl (10/28/2012) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #192670 - mrcheekyface (10/28/2012) [-]
May, I have it now?
User avatar #192635 - basementgoblin (10/28/2012) [-]
Sure, show it to me.
User avatar #192626 - titsimcasslap (10/28/2012) [-]
im surprised FJ I mean its just an article.

Its not spoilers just getting the article early
#192634 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#192620 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#192624 - titsimcasslap (10/28/2012) [-]
thats a good fuckin picture.
I saved.

have one in return
User avatar #192619 - freedomreturns (10/28/2012) [-]
Well I'm gad you actually asked this time, unlike with Halo 4.
User avatar #192621 - titsimcasslap (10/28/2012) [-]
funny story I got banned for copyright infingment for that.

I still say I love halo and its just lost its way.....

but cortana has a camel toe and that shits wierd on an AI.
#191846 - I can just pack up if you would prefer to wait until your subs…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #191855 - goldenpotato (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm interested.
#191844 - do I go on?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #191852 - goldenpotato (10/28/2012) [-]
horey sheet, I forgot about that game, you don't often hear about it.
User avatar #191846 - titsimcasslap (10/28/2012) [-]
I can just pack up if you would prefer to wait until your subscription comes.
I work at the place that prints game informer and I just had to take one and thought fuck reddit ill post to FJ
User avatar #191855 - goldenpotato (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm interested.
#189468 - I still tell myself that warhammer is actually one planet that…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#189470 - basementgoblin (10/26/2012) [-]
A chance to be a space marine would be magnificent.
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User avatar #1 - asharknamedcarl (10/28/2012) [-]
You seriously have an early released Nov. GI?
User avatar #3 to #2 - asharknamedcarl (10/29/2012) [-]
Any info on it at all? Articles? Details?
User avatar #4 to #3 - titsimcasslap (10/29/2012) [-]
dogs are in as weapons and when you have drugs on you to sell the police dogs can sniff it and you obtain a wanted level.

there are multiple protaganists.
the white guy- named adrian
and a hispanic man who is unnamed in the issue.
I dont want to spoil the whole thing its an 18 page article.
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