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#6 - Over the Garden Wall, **** yeah.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 4 +73
User avatar #231 - entertaining (12/17/2014) [-]
Really was one of the greatest shows to hit Cartoon Network in a long time.
#113 - miscarriage (12/17/2014) [-]
your comment made me look into the show and watch it
it was amazing
thank you
User avatar #117 - butterduck (12/17/2014) [-]
Is it of really amazings or are u of lie 2 me sergei.
User avatar #118 - miscarriage (12/17/2014) [-]
www.animeflavor.com/cartoon/over-the-garden-wall

you watch this shit right fucking now nigger
User avatar #119 - butterduck (12/17/2014) [-]
I would've watched it when it was on T.V.
but holy fuck do i keep falling asleep.
User avatar #120 - miscarriage (12/17/2014) [-]
it's seriously one of, if not the, best cartoons I've watched
#31 - oh God. It...it still haunts my memory 12/05/2014 on Just don't touch it an-OH... +8
#18 - Marylander here. Cheerwine is the dankest **** . I… 11/02/2014 on Oh Zach.. +1
#273 - I just got back from a trip, what happened? 09/22/2014 on FunnyJunk Herald 9-21-2014 0
#105 - it was my first time playing smash bros. The characte…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on I heard you like WebM +2
#115 - azraelthemage (08/03/2014) [-]
Similar situation for me. Only me and few buddies played Smash all night on the N64. Fucking loved playing as Samus. "Dude, this guy's awesome". "That's a girl, bro."
#54 - ahh I remember when this first happened. Facebook pag… 08/01/2014 on Fuck you and have a nice day 0
#82 - You're wrong and should feel wrong. That is all. 07/31/2014 on Superman 0
#70 - MAH ***** . ******* thank u.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Superman 0
User avatar #75 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
#43
Happens to every side, Im just a DC fanboy.

Can Superman fuck up Batman from a distance and intensity where Bat's ghost wont know what the fuck went on? Of course he can, but he'd never do it. Why? Cuz those two are straightup homies, dawg, ya hear me? In Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, when Batman was taking out that kryptonite bullet from Supe's chest, I thought those two were gonna kiss in thug love.
#65 - u know how much Supes weighs ***** ? ***** …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Superman +6
#66 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
you do know superman can literally live inside the sun and not be affected right? if he can handle the pressure of the fucking sun i think he can handle a punch of titanium
User avatar #69 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
Get a one pound bar made of diamonds, one made of tungsten, and another made of titanium.
Set them standing.
Get a wooden stick.
Hit all of the standing bars.
Did they fall over?
Unless you pray to our lord and savior, Cthulhu, they should have.
Did they break or become damaged?
Of-fucking-course not.
This is what titsandgtfo was talking about, nigga. just cuz you an unbreakable killa dont mean yo ass wont get dropped from something with a greater force than yo standing weight if you're immoble, shawty.
#74 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
you a dumb fuck with no concept of anatamy. the force of the punch would have to exceed the tendon strength of supermans muscles. especially neck muscles in order to make him jerk in any direction. this guy can move planets. but no no a punch from batman is more than that.

not to mention he can think faster than a bullet. you really think any punch by batman is gonna catch him off guard?
User avatar #76 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
You're an even dumber fuck. He's STRONG, but he isnt HEAVY. Is your punitive mind even capable of grasping the concept that those two factors aren't directly proportional on a fixed scale? Seriously, fuck. Two of us now have explained it in lamens terms and even with a fucking example, but that little hamster wheel in your head seems to still be comatose. Superman is strong as FUCK, he was able to use his flight to move the Earth out of it's orbit without crushing his fucking body down to a molecular fucking flatness, yet he's light enough to step into a car without putting barely any strain on the fucking suspension. Can you SEE?! He weighs only a little over 200lbs but was hit with like hundreds of Newtons of force in a single area, his top, and was subsequently knocked over, unless he has the universe's strongest velcro under his feet, and he's a fucking alien that can go through the goddamned earth and pop up in China in less than a minute. He can eat a bowl of roadspikes for breakfast, but flexing your arm doesn't do a whole of alot if the only part of your body that has any contact with a fixed structure greater than the punch, in this case the ground, is the soles of your feet.

And it caught him by surprise, it was a suckerpunch, and who knows how fast those servos and shit in Bat's suit makes him move.

Ignorant Superman fans like you make the rest of us look bad.
#78 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
ok look here you romanian prick. this is america. and in america we observe real power superman is a fucking legend for taking hits from the strongest villans in the universe. you can kiss japans ass all you want for technology but you cant fuck with anyone whos strong and fast enough to absorb any maximum amount of energy thrown at them. its like brock lesner being punched by the strongest midget. its still not gonna matter unless he was offbalance . and he wasnt offbalance. he never would be offbalance. its literally like fighting while your opponent has the worst slowmotion lag in history. you can do whatever you want to him. he cant do nothing.
User avatar #79 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
I had to school some fucker on how Japanese tech has NEVER produced anything even near the worth of Western technology, and now it seems I have to teach a motherfucker on some physics and basic observational skills.

Look at the fucking gif for the love of god you Slavic fuck
Superman was suckerpunched, he wasn't expecting it, it came out of nowhere.
Superman isn't taking the fight seriously. If he was, he would've torn Bats' fucking arm off, but instead just flipped him
Batman, in that full metal suit, must weigh at least twice as much as Superman, as they both have just about the same bodytype when wearing tights.
Superman is standing straight up, nothing is offering a counter-force for the impact of the punch
This is more like if,say, some average joe was fighting a T-800 terminator that weighs as much as him. If he punches it in the face, and it wasn't in a wide stance, so as to have his lower body and abdomen counter the force of the punch, it's fucking tipping over, despite not fucking getting the slightest bit of damage. Superman's feet were NOT planted on the ground, he was just standing there, in fact, if you look closely, he awkwardly has his body in a twist at his waist, so he was in an awkward stance to begin with. Combine that with
Superman weighing less than Batman in that exoskeleton
The Exoskeleton giving Batman a punch with a force greater than gravity's on Superman's weight
The fact that the punch was at Supe's head, his uppermost point, with his feet being the fulcrum, as he's standing
He's naturally fucking falling over. If you cant fucking grasp this, if you still think that superman being strong and powerful means gravity, inertia, and net force are just nonexistent to him, you truly have the worst fucking learning disability on this God-forsaken planet. People probably become stupider just by being exposed to you. May God have mercy on your soul.
#101 - flipped (08/04/2014) [-]
#102 - PVTDickStryker (08/04/2014) [-]
#80 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
omg you retard. you're not a romanian. you're fucking full on a jew gypsy. you can try to sell me trinkets of fake gold all you want. but im not gonna buy your bullshit product/logic here.

The fact of the matter is superman CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BE SUCKER PUNCHED BY A SLOW LORIS LIKE BATMAN. and to top it off if you look in the gif it happened right after he threw him. now lets suspend actual fact for a second and school your punk ass. Lets say batman could even land the punch. superman was clearly in the 1 2 boxing pose. one foot behind the other. This is a great position for absorbing this minisculel amount of eneergy batmans suit can initiate. the only way superman would fall in this instance is if he was throwing the fight. therefore the gif is against inaccurate and my original comment stands. i hate that gif for being inaccurate
User avatar #82 - titsandgtfo (07/31/2014) [-]
You're wrong and should feel wrong. That is all.
User avatar #70 - titsandgtfo (07/31/2014) [-]
MAH NIGGA.

Fuckin' thank u. I love Superman as much as the next nig, but this circle-jerk is too wack. Just cuz Superman fans be pissed cuz a few Batman fans say he can beat Supes, Superman fans go out and say crazy shit like that HE CAN IGNORE BASIC LAWS OF PHYSICS.
User avatar #75 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
#43
Happens to every side, Im just a DC fanboy.

Can Superman fuck up Batman from a distance and intensity where Bat's ghost wont know what the fuck went on? Of course he can, but he'd never do it. Why? Cuz those two are straightup homies, dawg, ya hear me? In Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, when Batman was taking out that kryptonite bullet from Supe's chest, I thought those two were gonna kiss in thug love.
#62 - just cuz ******* strong don't mean he can't move.…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Superman +23
User avatar #89 - choclategum (07/31/2014) [-]
Did you seriously just apply newton's third law to fucking comic superheroes? Like nigga seriously? Superman can fucking fly and deflect bullets and shit. That basically fucks science up already.
#72 - trollypollyz (07/31/2014) [-]
For you...
User avatar #83 - mightypoggers (07/31/2014) [-]
like the action of this gif giving me a boner.
#88 - trollypollyz (07/31/2014) [-]
Natalie Dormer if you wanted to know....
#64 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
yo bitch you understand what inertia and laws of motion is? well lemme lay it down. every object will continue to move until it reaches an opposite reaction strong enough to stop it. superman getting hit by batman suit is like you getting punches by a ant
User avatar #65 - titsandgtfo (07/31/2014) [-]
u know how much Supes weighs nigga? Nigga only weighs about 220 lbs. Just cuz he super strong don't mean he dense as a fucking sun yo. A heavy metal fist can probably (no wait, it absolutely can) be enough to knock Supes off his feet.
#66 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
you do know superman can literally live inside the sun and not be affected right? if he can handle the pressure of the fucking sun i think he can handle a punch of titanium
User avatar #69 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
Get a one pound bar made of diamonds, one made of tungsten, and another made of titanium.
Set them standing.
Get a wooden stick.
Hit all of the standing bars.
Did they fall over?
Unless you pray to our lord and savior, Cthulhu, they should have.
Did they break or become damaged?
Of-fucking-course not.
This is what titsandgtfo was talking about, nigga. just cuz you an unbreakable killa dont mean yo ass wont get dropped from something with a greater force than yo standing weight if you're immoble, shawty.
#74 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
you a dumb fuck with no concept of anatamy. the force of the punch would have to exceed the tendon strength of supermans muscles. especially neck muscles in order to make him jerk in any direction. this guy can move planets. but no no a punch from batman is more than that.

not to mention he can think faster than a bullet. you really think any punch by batman is gonna catch him off guard?
User avatar #76 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
You're an even dumber fuck. He's STRONG, but he isnt HEAVY. Is your punitive mind even capable of grasping the concept that those two factors aren't directly proportional on a fixed scale? Seriously, fuck. Two of us now have explained it in lamens terms and even with a fucking example, but that little hamster wheel in your head seems to still be comatose. Superman is strong as FUCK, he was able to use his flight to move the Earth out of it's orbit without crushing his fucking body down to a molecular fucking flatness, yet he's light enough to step into a car without putting barely any strain on the fucking suspension. Can you SEE?! He weighs only a little over 200lbs but was hit with like hundreds of Newtons of force in a single area, his top, and was subsequently knocked over, unless he has the universe's strongest velcro under his feet, and he's a fucking alien that can go through the goddamned earth and pop up in China in less than a minute. He can eat a bowl of roadspikes for breakfast, but flexing your arm doesn't do a whole of alot if the only part of your body that has any contact with a fixed structure greater than the punch, in this case the ground, is the soles of your feet.

And it caught him by surprise, it was a suckerpunch, and who knows how fast those servos and shit in Bat's suit makes him move.

Ignorant Superman fans like you make the rest of us look bad.
#78 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
ok look here you romanian prick. this is america. and in america we observe real power superman is a fucking legend for taking hits from the strongest villans in the universe. you can kiss japans ass all you want for technology but you cant fuck with anyone whos strong and fast enough to absorb any maximum amount of energy thrown at them. its like brock lesner being punched by the strongest midget. its still not gonna matter unless he was offbalance . and he wasnt offbalance. he never would be offbalance. its literally like fighting while your opponent has the worst slowmotion lag in history. you can do whatever you want to him. he cant do nothing.
User avatar #79 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
I had to school some fucker on how Japanese tech has NEVER produced anything even near the worth of Western technology, and now it seems I have to teach a motherfucker on some physics and basic observational skills.

Look at the fucking gif for the love of god you Slavic fuck
Superman was suckerpunched, he wasn't expecting it, it came out of nowhere.
Superman isn't taking the fight seriously. If he was, he would've torn Bats' fucking arm off, but instead just flipped him
Batman, in that full metal suit, must weigh at least twice as much as Superman, as they both have just about the same bodytype when wearing tights.
Superman is standing straight up, nothing is offering a counter-force for the impact of the punch
This is more like if,say, some average joe was fighting a T-800 terminator that weighs as much as him. If he punches it in the face, and it wasn't in a wide stance, so as to have his lower body and abdomen counter the force of the punch, it's fucking tipping over, despite not fucking getting the slightest bit of damage. Superman's feet were NOT planted on the ground, he was just standing there, in fact, if you look closely, he awkwardly has his body in a twist at his waist, so he was in an awkward stance to begin with. Combine that with
Superman weighing less than Batman in that exoskeleton
The Exoskeleton giving Batman a punch with a force greater than gravity's on Superman's weight
The fact that the punch was at Supe's head, his uppermost point, with his feet being the fulcrum, as he's standing
He's naturally fucking falling over. If you cant fucking grasp this, if you still think that superman being strong and powerful means gravity, inertia, and net force are just nonexistent to him, you truly have the worst fucking learning disability on this God-forsaken planet. People probably become stupider just by being exposed to you. May God have mercy on your soul.
#101 - flipped (08/04/2014) [-]
#102 - PVTDickStryker (08/04/2014) [-]
#80 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
omg you retard. you're not a romanian. you're fucking full on a jew gypsy. you can try to sell me trinkets of fake gold all you want. but im not gonna buy your bullshit product/logic here.

The fact of the matter is superman CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BE SUCKER PUNCHED BY A SLOW LORIS LIKE BATMAN. and to top it off if you look in the gif it happened right after he threw him. now lets suspend actual fact for a second and school your punk ass. Lets say batman could even land the punch. superman was clearly in the 1 2 boxing pose. one foot behind the other. This is a great position for absorbing this minisculel amount of eneergy batmans suit can initiate. the only way superman would fall in this instance is if he was throwing the fight. therefore the gif is against inaccurate and my original comment stands. i hate that gif for being inaccurate
User avatar #82 - titsandgtfo (07/31/2014) [-]
You're wrong and should feel wrong. That is all.
User avatar #70 - titsandgtfo (07/31/2014) [-]
MAH NIGGA.

Fuckin' thank u. I love Superman as much as the next nig, but this circle-jerk is too wack. Just cuz Superman fans be pissed cuz a few Batman fans say he can beat Supes, Superman fans go out and say crazy shit like that HE CAN IGNORE BASIC LAWS OF PHYSICS.
User avatar #75 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
#43
Happens to every side, Im just a DC fanboy.

Can Superman fuck up Batman from a distance and intensity where Bat's ghost wont know what the fuck went on? Of course he can, but he'd never do it. Why? Cuz those two are straightup homies, dawg, ya hear me? In Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, when Batman was taking out that kryptonite bullet from Supe's chest, I thought those two were gonna kiss in thug love.
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