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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PC
Video Games Played: Pokemon, Megaman, Chess, Skyrim
X-box Gamertag: What do you think I am, 12? Fuck
PSN: I don't trust SONY.
Interests: Magic: The Gathering, Martial Arts, Sex
Date Signed Up:1/12/2011
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:Earth
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#5 - Rangers don't learn spells. When you level up, you have the op…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on D&D Combat 0
User avatar #11 - kuchikirukia (11/12/2014) [-]
At 4th level they start getting some mediocre divine spells made worse by Rangers only casting at one-half level.
#7 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Rangers can begin using spells at later levels
#680 - **titletaker rolled image ** This is my fetish. 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#673 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
User avatar #676 - zahidlol (11/12/2014) [-]
Picture
#2 - In the most recent campaign that I DM'd, the party went throug… 11/05/2014 on Your D&D group hates mapping +4
#47 - **titletaker rolls 22** 38 10/28/2014 on The roll game +1
#4 - Imagine a cookie shaped like uncooked pasta. Dip it in chocola…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2014 on How to get girls +10
#5 - batgirlfucker (10/16/2014) [-]
that sounds fucking delicious
#51 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
they make other flavours too
almond crush is best
User avatar #6 - sandmansniper (10/16/2014) [-]
If you live in the US, Wal-mart and Harris Teeter carry it in the international section. I get it all the time.
User avatar #11 - animedudej (10/16/2014) [-]
i occasionally find it at Sobies the one time a year that i visit Canada...
#214 - *AHEM* 10/16/2014 on What your main says about you 0
#9 - "If you cannot learn, then you will teach" … 09/22/2014 on Falling The Hard Way +31
#188 - *not a Japanimoo-lover. Sepuku is a method of comitin… 09/22/2014 on These stastics are surprising +1
#189 - I found this for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... 0
User avatar #197 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Gracias senor
#111 - Alara is by FAR my favorite block so far. You should start…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... 0
User avatar #113 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara was my first, so perhaps thats a big reason its so near and dear to me
Awesome, thanks bro
User avatar #189 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #197 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Gracias senor
#108 - Tarkhir is Sarkhan Vol's home plane, where dragons were venera…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... +1
User avatar #109 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Where would I find the books? I know they exist but finding them have been a pain.
Alara has been my favorite set for a long time because of its backstory
User avatar #111 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara is by FAR my favorite block so far.
You should start looking for the books at the Wizards home page. I think that they have a store, or something.
User avatar #113 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara was my first, so perhaps thats a big reason its so near and dear to me
Awesome, thanks bro
User avatar #189 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #197 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Gracias senor
#105 - Planeswalker symbol. But Innistrad was my favorite recent set.…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... +1
User avatar #106 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Whoops, I'm not sure how I came to associate it with Innistrad. I'm pretty excited for it too. I just wish they'd put out a few more Slivers this set. Do you know what the backstory is supposed to be for Khans is supposed to be?
User avatar #108 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Tarkhir is Sarkhan Vol's home plane, where dragons were venerated, and then hunted to extinction by nobles and warriors for prestige. Sarkhan was a member of a group of shamans that saw dragons as the ultimate and purest expression of life. Sarkhan meditated while introspectively searching for the dragon inside himself, and found Jund, and from there, met Nicol Bolas this way. Sarkhan made the mistake of swearing his allegiance to Bolas, and under his command committed heinous acts that drove him mad. While in the Eye of Ugin, he heard the whispers of departed dragons, one of which was Ugin himself, a spirit-dragon that helped seal away the Eldrazi thousands of years ago with Sorin Markov and a hieromancer.
Sorin goes looking for Ugin, because the Eldrazi were released from their prison, and have begun to walk the Blind Eternities again, in search of worlds to devour. Sorin comes across Ugin's bones, and loses his shit (Nicol Bolas killed Ugin many years before the Mending). The plot for the set is that Sorin goes back in time (most likely with Sarkhan) to find Ugin to help with the Eldrazi.
User avatar #109 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Where would I find the books? I know they exist but finding them have been a pain.
Alara has been my favorite set for a long time because of its backstory
User avatar #111 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara is by FAR my favorite block so far.
You should start looking for the books at the Wizards home page. I think that they have a store, or something.
User avatar #113 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara was my first, so perhaps thats a big reason its so near and dear to me
Awesome, thanks bro
User avatar #189 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #197 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Gracias senor
#103 - I see what you did there.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical... +1
User avatar #104 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Is that the innestrad symbol?
#105 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Planeswalker symbol. But Innistrad was my favorite recent set. Can't wait for Khans.
User avatar #106 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Whoops, I'm not sure how I came to associate it with Innistrad. I'm pretty excited for it too. I just wish they'd put out a few more Slivers this set. Do you know what the backstory is supposed to be for Khans is supposed to be?
User avatar #108 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Tarkhir is Sarkhan Vol's home plane, where dragons were venerated, and then hunted to extinction by nobles and warriors for prestige. Sarkhan was a member of a group of shamans that saw dragons as the ultimate and purest expression of life. Sarkhan meditated while introspectively searching for the dragon inside himself, and found Jund, and from there, met Nicol Bolas this way. Sarkhan made the mistake of swearing his allegiance to Bolas, and under his command committed heinous acts that drove him mad. While in the Eye of Ugin, he heard the whispers of departed dragons, one of which was Ugin himself, a spirit-dragon that helped seal away the Eldrazi thousands of years ago with Sorin Markov and a hieromancer.
Sorin goes looking for Ugin, because the Eldrazi were released from their prison, and have begun to walk the Blind Eternities again, in search of worlds to devour. Sorin comes across Ugin's bones, and loses his shit (Nicol Bolas killed Ugin many years before the Mending). The plot for the set is that Sorin goes back in time (most likely with Sarkhan) to find Ugin to help with the Eldrazi.
User avatar #109 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Where would I find the books? I know they exist but finding them have been a pain.
Alara has been my favorite set for a long time because of its backstory
User avatar #111 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara is by FAR my favorite block so far.
You should start looking for the books at the Wizards home page. I think that they have a store, or something.
User avatar #113 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Alara was my first, so perhaps thats a big reason its so near and dear to me
Awesome, thanks bro
User avatar #189 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #197 - mrnpc (09/21/2014) [-]
Gracias senor
#68 - You're a cool dude. Have a dragon. 09/21/2014 on Philosoraptor +1
#40 - Unless it's porn. THEN we care about sources. 09/19/2014 on Weird facts about the human... +2
#20 - Knocked the **** out  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on All along +3
User avatar #53 - admiralen (09/17/2014) [-]
*Killed the fuck out
#111 - **titletaker rolls 7,553** 09/10/2014 on Roll your hood name FJ 0
#582 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +2
User avatar #597 - faguette (09/05/2014) [-]
танцевать, за Родину
#207 - Can I put that on my resume? I feel like I should be able to u… 08/30/2014 on Check Your Privilege Bingo 0
#205 - What does it mean when I've used up all of the spaces?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Check Your Privilege Bingo 0
User avatar #206 - lokiwins (08/30/2014) [-]
Then you are the embodiment of gutterfilth to the people of tumblr
User avatar #207 - titletaker (08/30/2014) [-]
Can I put that on my resume? I feel like I should be able to use that on a resume.
#33 - Innistrad is one of my favorite blocks. I hated Snapcaster, though...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Creepy Myths 7 +1
User avatar #34 - semilunarknight (08/27/2014) [-]
Jea that guy is an asshole. Anyway Im out. Farewell fellow mtg player and fj'r
#31 - My single favorite creature is definitely Scion of The Ur-Drag…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Creepy Myths 7 +1
#32 - semilunarknight (08/27/2014) [-]
Wow that's a pretty epic dragon. I can't remember my first legendary. It was nothing amazing. But my first rare was also my first set I managed to collect, also my only creature (because I cant afford goblin guides) in my R/W burn.
My 2nd favorite card.
User avatar #33 - titletaker (08/27/2014) [-]
Innistrad is one of my favorite blocks. I hated Snapcaster, though...
User avatar #34 - semilunarknight (08/27/2014) [-]
Jea that guy is an asshole. Anyway Im out. Farewell fellow mtg player and fj'r
#29 - *PLANESWALKER, god damn. 08/27/2014 on Creepy Myths 7 0
#28 - I started in the original Ravnice in 2003, during Dissension, …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Creepy Myths 7 +1
User avatar #30 - semilunarknight (08/27/2014) [-]
Sucks that you didn't win the PTQ but it sounds like you're pretty good and will have a good chance next time.

I have no idea what my favourite color is, I started with RDW so it has a special place for me, then I splashed blue/white and it worked well but then I went pure white.
I love the flavor of red, relentless and 'anything to win' but if I had to choose I would have to go for White.
And my favorite type is definitely enchantment. Offensive, defensive, global effects, enchantments are versatile and always fun...which is why 'Back to Nature' annoys the hell outta me.
Planeswalker are epic, it's an instant threat that you have to deal with and they can be a win condition alone or not at all. It does suck when you don't have enough cash to get them yourself but I don't think they ruined magic, if anything they probably just added a new dynamic. I guess people just don't like change.
I pulled of Jace, the living guildpacts ultimate the other day, while he is probably the weakest jace it was pure winning from there.
Whats your favorite creature card?
Archangel of Thune is mine, I love the art, the ability and the flavor.
#31 - titletaker (08/27/2014) [-]
My single favorite creature is definitely Scion of The Ur-Dragon. He was not only my first Legendary, he was my first multicolored card, and my first Dragon. I fell in love with dragons because of that guy, and I still love them.
#32 - semilunarknight (08/27/2014) [-]
Wow that's a pretty epic dragon. I can't remember my first legendary. It was nothing amazing. But my first rare was also my first set I managed to collect, also my only creature (because I cant afford goblin guides) in my R/W burn.
My 2nd favorite card.
User avatar #33 - titletaker (08/27/2014) [-]
Innistrad is one of my favorite blocks. I hated Snapcaster, though...
User avatar #34 - semilunarknight (08/27/2014) [-]
Jea that guy is an asshole. Anyway Im out. Farewell fellow mtg player and fj'r
User avatar #29 - titletaker (08/27/2014) [-]
*PLANESWALKER, god damn.
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User avatar #30 - KingoftheMudkips (04/01/2012) [-]
I'm looking forward to seeing what people think of the quality of your mother's blowjobs.
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#28 to #31 - titletaker (04/01/2012) [-]
I have posted it.
User avatar #29 to #32 - johngun (04/01/2012) [-]
PROVE IT !!!!
User avatar #26 - titletaker (02/08/2012) [-]
If anybody commented on a post that I deleted, it's because it didn't work on this site like it did on others. :(
User avatar #24 - JonRoutery (06/30/2011) [-]
dude! 1200 thumbs and counting. nice roll skills
#1 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
My starter is apparently Aggron.
User avatar #16 to #1 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 26** because only these count..
User avatar #17 to #20 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 52** raichu? **** yeah.
User avatar #18 to #21 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 65** meowth, thats right!
User avatar #19 to #22 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 94**
User avatar #20 to #23 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 93**
User avatar #21 to #24 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 39**
User avatar #23 to #25 - titletaker (06/30/2011) [-]
If I could thumb up profile comments, I would.
User avatar #25 to #27 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
Thats why i did it here :P nice 1000+ in 2 comments sir :D
User avatar #22 to #25 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
my team...
Raichu,meowth,alakazam,haunter,gengar,jigglypuff
User avatar #11 to #1 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 805**
User avatar #13 to #15 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 876** messed up on the last one
User avatar #14 to #17 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 714** reroll
User avatar #15 to #18 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 627** reroll
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User avatar #10 to #1 - commentking (06/29/2011) [-]
**commentking rolls 300**
#9 to #1 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
My team:
Aggron
Nosepass
Rotom
Sableye
Wingull
Vanillite
User avatar #4 to #1 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 299**
User avatar #5 to #6 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 479**
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**titletaker rolls 302**
User avatar #7 to #10 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 278**
User avatar #8 to #11 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 582**
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