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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PC
Video Games Played: Pokemon, Megaman, Chess, Skyrim
X-box Gamertag: What do you think I am, 12? Fuck
PSN: I don't trust SONY.
Interests: Magic: The Gathering, Martial Arts, Sex
Date Signed Up:1/12/2011
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Earth
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#10976 - Thanks for being a bro. I'll do this. Also, thanks for the link.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#10977 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. I learned from the best.
#10973 - I'm 5'10 weighing in at 145. Mostly skin and bones.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #10980 - abstract (08/20/2013) [-]
I was the same height/weight as you before I started to work out. You'll see results pretty quickly
User avatar #10974 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, the cardio and lifting still work fine. If you want to build mass, you should eat a lot of protein and around 3000 calories each day (if not more). Excess calories + lifting = muscle mass and muscle mass + cardio = athleticism, so you could go for that.
User avatar #10975 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Sorry, *lifting + cardio = athleticism
#10976 - titletaker (08/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for being a bro. I'll do this. Also, thanks for the link.
#10977 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. I learned from the best.
#10971 - What advice can the Fit Board give to someone who wants to get…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #11023 - alphabethsoop (08/25/2013) [-]
Run your miles on long rolling hills. Hills are your best friend because they are low impact so you wont get injured but they are tough and make you work hard to see the end. You don't have to make your entire run on just one hill because that would be really boring but choose a hilly route. Start out with short 3 hilly miles and slowly work your way up. Your endurance will get better and better with each hill you do!
User avatar #10972 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
So, you want endurance, and you want to be athletic, correct?

Cardio:

If you have at least decent athleticism already, try HIIT. I would suggest this program -- www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ultimate-8-week-hiit-for-fat-burning-program.html

This can help to make you faster, build endurance, and lose a bit of weight if you need to. If you care, I enjoy doing this program with simply sprinting/walking, but you can cycle, use an elliptical, jump rope, hit a punching bag, etc.

If you are very overweight or simply in poor shape, try jogging at first. You could start with a quarter mile, and add distance as you progress, add distance. When you are able to run a mile fairly well, you could change to the HIIT, keep adding distance to your runs, or try to get your times down (i.e. you can run a mile in 9:00, but you try to get it down to 8:00). I would suggest at least trying HIIT, as it is likely your best bet for improving your overall fitness level.

If you want to lift as well, you can alternate cardio and lifting days (3x each per week, leaving one day for rest). How you should lift depends on what you would want to accomplish, so I would need to know more specifics about your fitness goals or you can look for an appropriate plan online.

Just as important is your diet. If you need to lose weight, start counting calories, because you'll need to be eating less than you burn. If you eat approximately 1500 calories each day, you are nearly guaranteed to lose weight. If you are very heavy, you may want to eat more (please let me know if you are so I can make a suggestion) to allow for a more manageable calorie deficit.

If you want to gain weight, eat plenty of calories.

If you are lifting, eat A LOT of protein. Even if you are losing weight, you can make yourself stronger with lifting and protein.

Also, DRINK WATER.


Note that I'm not an expert at all. What I'm telling you is based on my experience in trying to be/being fit.


User avatar #10973 - titletaker (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5'10 weighing in at 145. Mostly skin and bones.
User avatar #10980 - abstract (08/20/2013) [-]
I was the same height/weight as you before I started to work out. You'll see results pretty quickly
User avatar #10974 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, the cardio and lifting still work fine. If you want to build mass, you should eat a lot of protein and around 3000 calories each day (if not more). Excess calories + lifting = muscle mass and muscle mass + cardio = athleticism, so you could go for that.
User avatar #10975 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Sorry, *lifting + cardio = athleticism
#10976 - titletaker (08/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for being a bro. I'll do this. Also, thanks for the link.
#10977 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. I learned from the best.
#19 - If this doesn't work, google knows all. 08/18/2013 on Kirby starters +2
#8 - All generations up to Fifth. All new original region.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Kirby starters 0
#9 - adamks (08/17/2013) [-]
Which gen is the game based upon?..
User avatar #34 - myaccountisnew (08/18/2013) [-]
Takes place in the fictitious Reborn region.
User avatar #14 - kito (08/18/2013) [-]
None.
#6 - There's a Pokemon emulator called Pokemon Reborn. You…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Kirby starters +6
User avatar #35 - myaccountisnew (08/18/2013) [-]
It's not an emulator, it's made using Rpg Maker XP.
#26 - galkawhm (08/18/2013) [-]
This looks fucking sweet. Thank you.
#21 - alliecatisback (08/18/2013) [-]
I've been playing it for a while now and I must say I'm hooked. This is easily one of the best pokemon games ever. Of course with it still being in progress it still has its fair share of bugs, but the adult nature of it really sticks out. I suggest it to anyone who's looking for a more mature version of pokemon. I just warn you it's very addicting.
#17 - Playerstar (08/18/2013) [-]
Tell me where i can get this shit
User avatar #19 - titletaker (08/18/2013) [-]
pokemonreborn.com/game

If this doesn't work, google knows all.
User avatar #16 - feelythefeel (08/18/2013) [-]
I'll look into it. Hope you don't mind if I ask you questions later, if I have any.
#7 - adamks (08/17/2013) [-]
But most importantly. Which gen?
User avatar #8 - titletaker (08/17/2013) [-]
All generations up to Fifth.

All new original region.

Post-cataclysm, but they're rebuilding.
#9 - adamks (08/17/2013) [-]
Which gen is the game based upon?..
User avatar #34 - myaccountisnew (08/18/2013) [-]
Takes place in the fictitious Reborn region.
User avatar #14 - kito (08/18/2013) [-]
None.
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Man Soap +80
#104 - megusters (08/16/2013) [-]
mfw he shaved his beard
#9 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Well +69
#10 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/14/2013) [-]
Only weakness to poison? Use them with Nirnroot/Ice wraith teeth to make invisibility potions.
User avatar #40 - rockmanfan (08/14/2013) [-]
luna moth wings and vampire dust also works too.
User avatar #11 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
FUCK, i just recently went into an abandoned dwarven factory and collected 27 of them, and dumped them all to be able to hold my dragon bones
User avatar #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/14/2013) [-]
All my characters I have high alchemy skills, because the higher your skill is, the better potions you find. I have 26 Ultimate healing potions, and rarely find minor healing potions.
User avatar #13 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
oh wow thats neat, i guess its time to refund all of my destruction magic tokens

shits useless to me now
#14 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/14/2013) [-]
Does this make you feel somewhat better?
User avatar #15 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
i have saved this, as it fits me perfectly,for now at least
#22 - karvarausku (08/14/2013) [-]
No worries... When I first time played Oblivion and Skyrim I had urge to get all the stuff in my path... needless to say that my home/hideout is full of stuff I really don't need, but just can't get rid off...

I'm a....... In game horder.
#525 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
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#512 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers -1
User avatar #515 - fantomen (08/12/2013) [-]
...except when you find out that I faked it just to see if it was possible.
#532 - aceonfire (08/12/2013) [-]
the funny part is that most people won't notice that when you hover over it, the pic is a slightly different gray.
#525 - titletaker (08/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #524 - werewulft (08/12/2013) [-]
Shoulda just kept lying about it.
User avatar #527 - fantomen (08/12/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't want to get thumbs by lying and tricking people.
User avatar #531 - werewulft (08/12/2013) [-]
oh shit an honest person on here now thats gotten rare.
#510 - There can't be anything before it, but there can be things aft… 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#507 - *roll #*  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
User avatar #510 - titletaker (08/12/2013) [-]
There can't be anything before it, but there can be things after it.
#465 - **titletaker rolls 488** I HAVE THE POWER  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
User avatar #473 - mortolife (08/12/2013) [-]
Feel free to Hitchens out, but how the fuck do you roll?
User avatar #475 - mortolife (08/12/2013) [-]
Hitchens? I said "bitch me out" fucking tablet.
User avatar #507 - titletaker (08/12/2013) [-]
*roll #*
User avatar #510 - titletaker (08/12/2013) [-]
There can't be anything before it, but there can be things after it.
#64 - **titletaker rolls 00**  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Funny post +74
User avatar #253 - steveearl (08/12/2013) [-]
roll ?
#95 - anonymous (08/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 98**
#849 - Stich Pabev 08/05/2013 on Better than moon moon 0
#305 - Don't feel bad. I had every single one of those little figures…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... 0
User avatar #306 - strangemoo (07/27/2013) [-]
I started a while ago and only made it to episode 3. I keep getting distracted.
#8 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Mom wants to know. +94
#130 - wadawada (07/27/2013) [-]
When I dont shave a get a fugly neckbeard, so I have to shave every other day.
User avatar #10 - feffog (07/26/2013) [-]

youre right man, nothing better than a messy, sweaty, smelly thicket of pubes, a literall jungle of sweatty man whiskers

no thanks
#39 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Someone can't grow a beard.
User avatar #16 - killerliquid (07/27/2013) [-]
A man who does not keep his beard in top condition has no right the have a beard.
User avatar #18 - thewhitenigger (07/27/2013) [-]
I think he is talking about his gooch gravy messing up his pubic salad
User avatar #19 - killerliquid (07/27/2013) [-]
This is why you trim.
User avatar #20 - thewhitenigger (07/27/2013) [-]
well that's what he was trying to say....
User avatar #21 - killerliquid (07/27/2013) [-]
But trimming is a part of keeping your pubes in top form
#169 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Birthday request +1
#10 - Picture 07/15/2013 on Awkward... +29
#12104 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +10
#9 - Chaotic Neutral. My friends see me as the rogue of the gro… 07/09/2013 on Who are you? 0
#3 - Picture 07/08/2013 on put down the gun or else +3
#66 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Post your strangest gif here +3
#115 - I thought that I was the one delivering knowledge, but I was c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on King Europe 0
User avatar #116 - adrilazzaro (07/06/2013) [-]
Such things are so very rare in these lands, kudos to you good sir.
#112 - My mistake. I wasn't thinking. Sorry.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2013 on King Europe 0
User avatar #113 - adrilazzaro (07/06/2013) [-]
....seriously? i don't think i've ever seen someone accept their mistakes on their internet, this is a phenomenom
#115 - titletaker (07/06/2013) [-]
I thought that I was the one delivering knowledge, but I was corrected and have learned from my mistake. This is how progress works, my friend.
User avatar #116 - adrilazzaro (07/06/2013) [-]
Such things are so very rare in these lands, kudos to you good sir.
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User avatar #30 - KingoftheMudkips (04/01/2012) [-]
I'm looking forward to seeing what people think of the quality of your mother's blowjobs.
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#28 to #31 - titletaker ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
I have posted it.
User avatar #29 to #32 - johngun (04/01/2012) [-]
PROVE IT !!!!
User avatar #26 - titletaker ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
If anybody commented on a post that I deleted, it's because it didn't work on this site like it did on others. :(
User avatar #24 - JonRoutery (06/30/2011) [-]
dude! 1200 thumbs and counting. nice roll skills
#1 - titletaker ONLINE (04/24/2011) [-]
My starter is apparently Aggron.
User avatar #16 to #1 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 26** because only these count..
User avatar #17 to #20 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 52** raichu? **** yeah.
User avatar #18 to #21 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 65** meowth, thats right!
User avatar #19 to #22 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 94**
User avatar #20 to #23 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 93**
User avatar #21 to #24 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 39**
User avatar #23 to #25 - titletaker ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
If I could thumb up profile comments, I would.
User avatar #25 to #27 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
Thats why i did it here :P nice 1000+ in 2 comments sir :D
User avatar #22 to #25 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
my team...
Raichu,meowth,alakazam,haunter,gengar,jigglypuff
User avatar #11 to #1 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 805**
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**Odobisean rolls 876** messed up on the last one
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**Odobisean rolls 714** reroll
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**Odobisean rolls 627** reroll
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User avatar #10 to #1 - commentking (06/29/2011) [-]
**commentking rolls 300**
#9 to #1 - titletaker ONLINE (04/24/2011) [-]
My team:
Aggron
Nosepass
Rotom
Sableye
Wingull
Vanillite
User avatar #4 to #1 - titletaker ONLINE (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 299**
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**titletaker rolls 479**
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**titletaker rolls 302**
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**titletaker rolls 278**
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**titletaker rolls 582**
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