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|Consoles Owned:||Nintendo DS, PC|
|Video Games Played:||Pokemon, Megaman, Chess, Skyrim|
|X-box Gamertag:||What do you think I am, 12? Fuck|
|PSN:||I don't trust SONY.|
|Interests:||Magic: The Gathering, Martial Arts, Sex|
|Date Signed Up:||1/12/2011|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#4100|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#823|
|Content Thumbs:||1699 total, 1997 , 298|
|Comment Thumbs:||6584 total, 7394 , 810|
|Content Level Progress:|| 16% (16/100) |
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
|Comment Level Progress:|| 61% (61/100) |
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
|Times Content Favorited:||266 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1144|
|Favorite Tags:||game (6)|
Philosopher and lover, master of humor and having fun.
latest user's comments
|#1 - Usually Necromancers are seen as pale, handsome, and misunders… [+] (3 new replies)||11/19/2014 on Confused Necromancer||+60|
|#170 - **titletaker rolls 367,691**||11/16/2014 on Give it a roll||0|
|#9 - *masculist [+] (1 new reply)||11/16/2014 on Gamergate: Episode II||0|
|#59 - RIN ~Daughters of Mnemosyne~||11/16/2014 on animeography||0|
|#58 - But no, seriously. This anime is what gave birth to the "…||11/16/2014 on animeography||+1|
|#1 - Which episode is this from? [+] (1 new reply)||11/13/2014 on Iraqi Skulls||0|
|#23 - Well, now I feel like a dick. You have my apologies, sir. [+] (1 new reply)||11/12/2014 on Awaremess||+1|
|#21 - And if tumors could turn into a separate life form, then you'd… [+] (4 new replies)||11/12/2014 on Awaremess||-1|
|#19 - φέτος, or "fetus" in Greek, means "this ye… [+] (10 new replies)||11/12/2014 on Awaremess||-28|
#36 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
So babies are literally cancer.
#35 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
So babies are literally cancer.
#34 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Babies are clumps of cells.
Humans are clumps of cells...
Babies and humans are tumors.
|#37 - Picture||11/12/2014 on Dump your reaction gifs/images||0|
|#36 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||11/12/2014 on Dump your reaction gifs/images||0|
|#35 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||11/12/2014 on Dump your reaction gifs/images||0|
|#5 - Rangers don't learn spells. When you level up, you have the op… [+] (2 new replies)||11/12/2014 on D&D Combat||0|
#7 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Rangers can begin using spells at later levels
|#680 - **titletaker rolled image ** This is my fetish.||11/12/2014 on Let's play||0|
|#673 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)||11/12/2014 on Let's play||0|
|#2 - In the most recent campaign that I DM'd, the party went throug…||11/05/2014 on Your D&D group hates mapping||+4|
|#47 - **titletaker rolls 22** 38||10/28/2014 on The roll game||+1|
|#4 - Imagine a cookie shaped like uncooked pasta. Dip it in chocola… [+] (4 new replies)||10/16/2014 on How to get girls||+10|
#51 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
|#214 - *AHEM*||10/16/2014 on What your main says about you||0|
|#9 - "If you cannot learn, then you will teach" …||09/22/2014 on Falling The Hard Way||+31|
|#188 - *not a Japanimoo-lover. Sepuku is a method of comitin…||09/22/2014 on These stastics are surprising||+1|
|#189 - I found this for you. [+] (1 new reply)||09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical...||0|
|#111 - Alara is by FAR my favorite block so far. You should start… [+] (3 new replies)||09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical...||0|
|#108 - Tarkhir is Sarkhan Vol's home plane, where dragons were venera… [+] (5 new replies)||09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical...||+1|
|#105 - Planeswalker symbol. But Innistrad was my favorite recent set.… [+] (7 new replies)||09/21/2014 on Science: Graphical...||+1|
#108 - titletaker (09/21/2014) [-]
Tarkhir is Sarkhan Vol's home plane, where dragons were venerated, and then hunted to extinction by nobles and warriors for prestige. Sarkhan was a member of a group of shamans that saw dragons as the ultimate and purest expression of life. Sarkhan meditated while introspectively searching for the dragon inside himself, and found Jund, and from there, met Nicol Bolas this way. Sarkhan made the mistake of swearing his allegiance to Bolas, and under his command committed heinous acts that drove him mad. While in the Eye of Ugin, he heard the whispers of departed dragons, one of which was Ugin himself, a spirit-dragon that helped seal away the Eldrazi thousands of years ago with Sorin Markov and a hieromancer.
Sorin goes looking for Ugin, because the Eldrazi were released from their prison, and have begun to walk the Blind Eternities again, in search of worlds to devour. Sorin comes across Ugin's bones, and loses his shit (Nicol Bolas killed Ugin many years before the Mending). The plot for the set is that Sorin goes back in time (most likely with Sarkhan) to find Ugin to help with the Eldrazi.