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#67 - To answer your question: The armor is just doing its job, and … 01/17/2013 on Description - Look at it 0
#63 - The way they have the test set up, I think that they're testin… 01/17/2013 on Description - Look at it 0
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#40 - Also, it hurt my feeling when you called me a fool, but I forgive you.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Description - Look at it +2
#66 - highfiveyo (01/17/2013) [-]
Didnt they just break each others bones when they get hit by a bastard Sword? Someone told me they were not sharp at all and while people were wearing armor during that time those swords would just pressure the armor and break bones... idk not sure on that though
User avatar #74 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
To answer your question: The armor is just doing its job, and bastard swords would TOTALLY take off whole limbs if it wasn't there.
But to go deeper:

Originally, all swords started out as stronger spears. "Stab 'em till they die."

The straight-edged swords were made to be sharp, but you had to be careful not to make them too sharp. If you made them too sharp, they would get stuck in a motherfucker. So, straight edges were sharp enough to cut, and hack off limbs, but not sharp enough to, say, shave with. Actually, you could probably test if a sword was too sharp by trying to shave with it. I'll have to look into that.
#29 - First: The armor you're describing is called scale-mail. … 01/17/2013 on Description - Look at it +4
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#16 - Okay, I'm a HUGE fan of straight-edged sword (especially basta…  [+] (34 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Description - Look at it +167
User avatar #122 - camdonwin (01/17/2013) [-]
yeah, this is just a demonstration of a poorly made katana.
User avatar #117 - vetis (01/17/2013) [-]
You certainly know your shit. I'm a weapons collector myself, but I don't own a straight-edged sword yet. Got any recommendations?
User avatar #132 - titletaker (01/19/2013) [-]
I'd start with a classic "broadsword". Depends on your taste, though. Start simple.
#133 - BroadSword (01/19/2013) [-]
I like your taste!
#134 - titletaker (01/19/2013) [-]
The simple fact that you're an oldfag made this a million times funnier to me.
#135 - BroadSword (01/19/2013) [-]
Im here to please
User avatar #104 - sonsofsol (01/17/2013) [-]
Depends man, iron or steel plate will keep a katana at bay for a long time. Big straight swords are made for knocking a heavily armored foe on his ass so you can stick him with the pointy end.
#86 - firesky (01/17/2013) [-]
The sad part is, that was a german "documantary" which stated "the bastard sword is better than a katana as this test shows."
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User avatar #82 - krisyboy (01/17/2013) [-]
when it coms to slashing i would prefer the kilji
User avatar #131 - titletaker (01/19/2013) [-]
*kilij

And I would prefer that sword over a katan ANY day.
#76 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
that's like saying a ninjato is an ultimate sword, each sword has their flaws and strengths,
User avatar #78 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
First: Ninjato have less a curve, so less of a slash.

Second: I'm trying to convey that the test was most likely made to test the strength of the bridge, or the edge of the blade.

I'd like to point out that I only said that the katana was better then a bastard sword in most cases.
Better than a bastard sword.
In most cases.

Got it? Wonderful. Continue on.
#70 - myrrdhin (01/17/2013) [-]
Better weapon, depending on situation. When it comes to cutting n slicing, i'd prefer the katana, when i have to stab an armored man, i'd take the bastard sword :)
User avatar #72 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT! For you, my new friend: http://www. thearma .org/essays/How_Were_Swords_Made.htm

Remove spaces.
#73 - myrrdhin (01/17/2013) [-]
I already had this discussion several times ^^ what leads me to the assumption that i talk to a lot of fucktards Oo
#62 - FrySoss (01/17/2013) [-]
In most cases? The katana is an inferior weapon in most cases.
User avatar #63 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
The way they have the test set up, I think that they're testing the strength of either the bridges, or the edges. Like I said in a previous comment, I'd go into greater detail, but I'm tired, and I don't think you want to spend your time reading a post about how you're wrong.

But I'll do it anyway.

The katana is primarily a slashing/hacking weapon. The katana even has its own unique test to see how sharp it is: The "body test". Because of the curved shape of the blade, the energy of a slash is focused into a very small area of the blade, doing what is referred to as a "shit-ton" of damage. Edge: Katana.

The bastard sword is more of a piercing weapon. Although it has two edges, they are both straight, doing a lot less damage (but if you hit a motherfucker with that thing, they're dead no matter what the body-count would be). However, it DOES have a thing called a "bloodgroove" which act like an I-beam so that it doesn't snap like a twig when it goes through a motherfucker. Bridge: Bastard.

Both swords have merits, but for the test the katana should come away better than the bastard.
#60 - danielesq (01/17/2013) [-]
indeed the katana was made like this because the armor and fighting style was different. and how the fuck can someone say one sword is superior anyway, how would you measure that , kill count?
#49 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
I don't know if the blade would actually snap in half if made traditionally; because katanas are made by forming the bridal higher carbonized steel (that holds an edge) around a center of lower carbonized steel that allows flexibility.

But ultimately, as you said, it would prove nothing as no one trained in sword properly would clash edges.

#65 - magicboudha (01/17/2013) [-]
Every edged tool from a certain size made by a proper blacksmith is going to be made that way, giving Flexibility and Cutting power, and a ''real'' ( one made in that time in their way ) would infact snap in half because Japan had really soft Iron when compared to to other country, they would fold the balde to give it more hardess, sadly making it more brittle.

Nowadays they would be ''better'' since they can take the steel they want from all around the world, and I actually hate Katanas, not because of the blade, more because of the Weaboo population that jacks off to it and can't stop throwing Wrong facts of it being a god tier sword.

Source: I want to be a blacksmith and Read a few books from knewn blacksmith.
User avatar #77 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
I like you. I don't know as much as you do about how swords are/were made, but I know far more about their applications than the average Joe.

Also, that is one of the reason that I don't like the katana. Fuckin' Asia/Japan fad. WHY?
User avatar #44 - trojanmannn (01/17/2013) [-]
i have butter knife that I call Amanda. She cuts.
#127 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
I thought Amanda was a bleacher
#35 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
ok so i don't claim to know much about swords but...

Am i right in saying that you seem to think "Katana is slashing weapon, bastard sword should never be hit on the edge".

Some-how discredits the katana being used in it's strongest manner (as a slashing weapon) against something being used in it's weakest manner (being hit on the edge).?

Because if anything you've just made this gif even funnier.
User avatar #75 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
I appreciate your honesty. This is for you, so that the next time you can say "I do know about swords."

www.thearma.org/essays/How_Were_Swords_Made.htm
#26 - bluelightbebop (01/17/2013) [-]
Exactly the same thing i thought.

Thank you brother.

For you, a forgotten template.
#18 - meowthenin (01/17/2013) [-]
The katana isn't only a slashing weapon. It's slashing/piercing. That's part of why it's so deadly in the hands of a master. Able to cut bone or pierce between plates in armor, it literally was a one-hit weapon. If you read up on kendo, when it was used in practice the matches were drawn out and ended when one person won the center line.
#17 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
You are a fool. The katana can both Peirce and slash an enemy. Same with the bastard Sword. To be exact people preferred slashing with a bastard sword compared to piercing because of the mobility. OFCOURSE both blades could be used to either situation, but the Katana made out of pure steel with one end Sharpened is much stronger then the Longsword/Bastard Sword, that is blacksmith-ed weaponry. Since the blade of the Bastard Sword was treated, and was made to be mobile with a shield, the blade itself was just made to pierce a single/ duo layers of Armour, to reach the skin. The katana was made to slash through metal, fight battles, and pierce MULTIPLE layers of steel Armour. For fucks sake have you seen a samurai's armor? Its like chain mail, made out of plates! ITS PLATE--Chain! If the katana was a simple bastard sword, it would easily bent onto those steel plates.



OVERALL the katana is very well known as the stronger weapon of the pair. GG Bastard swords suck. Get a katana, Be a man, Slice a bitch.
#40 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
Also, it hurt my feeling when you called me a fool, but I forgive you.
#66 - highfiveyo (01/17/2013) [-]
Didnt they just break each others bones when they get hit by a bastard Sword? Someone told me they were not sharp at all and while people were wearing armor during that time those swords would just pressure the armor and break bones... idk not sure on that though
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User avatar #67 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
To answer your question: The armor is just doing its job, and bastard swords would TOTALLY take off whole limbs if it wasn't there.
But to go deeper:

Originally, all swords started out as stronger spears. "Stab 'em till they die."

The straight-edged swords were made to be sharp, but you had to be careful not to make them too sharp. If you made them too sharp, they would get stuck in a motherfucker. So, straight edges were sharp enough to cut, and hack off limbs, but not sharp enough to, say, shave with. Actually, you could probably test if a sword was too sharp by trying to shave with it. I'll have to look into that.
User avatar #29 - titletaker (01/17/2013) [-]
First: The armor you're describing is called scale-mail.

Second: I'm only describing the primary function of the weapons. Any well-made sword can perform either task, but the bastard is a better piercing weapon than it is a slashing weapon. A katana is a better slashing/hacking weapon than a stabbing weapon. We'd be debating until the end of time with what weapons perform which tasks the best.

TL:DR: I was doing my best to be brief. I'm sorry if I've left out too much information.
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