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#42 - Probably because this is intended to be a kids game. 07/20/2014 on Club Penguin Comp. 1 +1
#115 - And Bolt  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on One day... 0
#119 - severepwner (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not exactly a new thing.
#27 - And the medics are like "God damnit guys..." 07/19/2014 on U.S Army medic humor 0
#14 - That is pretty ******* cool. 07/18/2014 on Lego Unit Firing Animation +1
#17 - I listen to music almost constantly, in fact, it's usually met…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Über"facts" +2
#28 - angelious (07/18/2014) [-]
you need to get friends in that case
#18 - burningchimera (07/18/2014) [-]
Thats like if i say that i'm the best guitar player i know, sounds a bit biast
#32 - It's hard to tell if she's laughing or crying.... 07/18/2014 on Only 90s kids will remember +3
#47 - I feel you're overestimating me.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on When you get new shoes 0
User avatar #48 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
maybe
#45 - I actually wear hiking boots for the same reason.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on When you get new shoes 0
User avatar #46 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
Great minds think alike.
User avatar #47 - tiredofthis (07/18/2014) [-]
I feel you're overestimating me.
User avatar #48 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
maybe
#43 - good choice.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on When you get new shoes 0
User avatar #44 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #45 - tiredofthis (07/18/2014) [-]
I actually wear hiking boots for the same reason.
User avatar #46 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
Great minds think alike.
User avatar #47 - tiredofthis (07/18/2014) [-]
I feel you're overestimating me.
User avatar #48 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
maybe
#35 - That was sounding a lot like me and my girlfriend... up until … 07/18/2014 on But you didn't -1

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User avatar #1338 to #1337 - tiredofthis (05/13/2014) [-]
Hello, fellow RWBY fan!
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - Lukanator (05/14/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - tiredofthis (05/14/2014) [-]
Sorry for the later reply. I was travelling this weekend. Never had a spare moment.
#1344 to #1343 - tiredofthis (05/15/2014) [-]
okay that is just way too cute.
User avatar #1335 - datmine ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
GREETINGS FELLOW SPACE MARINE
BECAUSE I AM A NICE BLOOD RAVEN I SHALL GIVE YOU A PICTURE I HAD FOR NO REASON
IT IS LIKE YOUR CURRENT AVATAR EXEPT MORE COOL
IF YOU WISH USE IT AS YOUR CURRENT AVATAR
I AM JUST GOOD and bored
i.imgur.com/uGN0JEe.jpg
BE HAPPY
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - tiredofthis (04/30/2014) [-]
Well thank you, brother Blood Raven, but you have my station mistaken.

I am not an Astartes, but rather an Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos.
#1334 - enderslayer (04/24/2014) [-]
Want to do an Oblivion RP?
#1255 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*I sit in the cafeteria, at the furthest table away from all of the other soldiers of 141.* (hE HAS A bALACLAVA LIKE THIS ONE. vERY SIMILAIR TO THE CHARACTER gHOIST'S MASK, BUT IT'S NOT.) (Disregard caps.)
SGT Ghost: What's up with him?
CPT Mactavish: No idea. One of the New trainees from an American base.
User avatar #1319 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/20/2014) [-]
*Pip runs to the wreckage of the humvee, narrowly evading a hail of bullets from the opposite building.*
Pip: Anderson!!
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - enderslayer (02/21/2014) [-]
*Duck is right beside you* An explosion like that, it'll be a miracle if he survived. *stats digging out rubble.*
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - tiredofthis (02/22/2014) [-]
Pip: Well praise God...

*Anderson is alive. Shaken, but mostly unharmed*
Anderson: *coughs* God-damnit....
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - enderslayer (02/22/2014) [-]
*Duck checks around to see if he's wounded.* Good, he's fine.
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - tiredofthis (02/22/2014) [-]
Anderson: That's what you think.... O You need to login to view this link **** !
*He's got some pretty painful bruises*
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - enderslayer (02/23/2014) [-]
Stop bitchin', you could've died. *soldier help Anderson to a Humvee*
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - tiredofthis (02/23/2014) [-]
Another Voice inside the humvee: Oh God my leg!! Somebody help!
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - enderslayer (02/23/2014) [-]
Duck digs through rubble, trying to find the surviving soldier.*
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - tiredofthis (02/24/2014) [-]
*He finds the man, trapped in his seat by a broken piece of metal.*
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - enderslayer (02/24/2014) [-]
*calls foe medic"*
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - tiredofthis (02/24/2014) [-]
Private Foe: Aww **** .... *Foe tries to cut him loose. Suddenly a heavy macinegunner opens fire on you. Bullets rain down all around, trapping you behing the upturned vehicle.*
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - enderslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
((Is it alright if we just stop the RP, seeing as i am basically never on FJ? I moved to a different site.)
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - tiredofthis (02/27/2014) [-]
((alright. See you, then.))
User avatar #1299 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/13/2014) [-]
That's what they pay me for.

*Anderson opens up with the door gun. The burning tracer rounds rip a bloody path through an enemy position.*
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - enderslayer (02/13/2014) [-]
*The vehicles on the bridge get the wooden path set up, and we're ordered to get to the vehicles*
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - tiredofthis (02/13/2014) [-]
*The helecopters land and the three soldiers jump out. Anderson staggers a bit under the weight of his ammunition, and Pip's cammo-print cloak flutters behind him in the roaring north wind. Duck adjusts his mask, and checks his rifle's sling one last time.*
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - enderslayer (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm ready for the next step in the mission.
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
*Anderson is always the one who seems to know exactly what they should do.*

We need to move up. Now that we've pushed them off the bridge, we need toescort the armor division into the town.
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
As seen in the briefing. *Duck is ordered to sit on a tank, while the others find their vehicle*
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
*Anderson gets up onto a gud that's mounted on a humvee, and Pip takes a seat next to Duck.*
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
*The convoy starts moving* *Duck looks to pip* I don't like this, man.
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
The killing in general? Or something in particular?
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
I have nothing against killing, as long as it's to the right people, IE bad people. We're going into a town that's bound to have enemies and ambush spots. WE are sitting on a tank.
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
Do you want to get off the tank?
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
No, course not. Just saying, we're sitting ducks. Literally.
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
It's only literal for you.
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
So...Where are you from?
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - tiredofthis (02/17/2014) [-]
Eh.... Illinois? Honestly I can't remember. For me it was just some city. The city, really. I was broke and alone on the streets, fending for myself. So I joined the army, and that was that.
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - enderslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
Hmm.*Duck looks down the scope of his gun, on the look out for any enemies with weapons.*
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - tiredofthis (02/19/2014) [-]
*Ahead of them, the humvee that Anderson is riding in suddenly is thrown skyward by an explosion. It crashes down in the courtyard of one of the nearby buildings.*
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - tiredofthis (02/20/2014) [-]
Pip: Anderson!!!!

Random Soldier: Contact! Twelve o' Clock!!!!
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - enderslayer (02/20/2014) [-]
*The quiet city starts to light up with gunfire.*
User avatar #1279 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/07/2014) [-]
*Pip giggles like a schoolgirl.*
I want one...
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - enderslayer (02/08/2014) [-]
Mactavish: You boys should get ready for the upcoming mission, eh?
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - tiredofthis (02/08/2014) [-]
Anderson: Sir, yes sir!
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - enderslayer (02/08/2014) [-]
Uh sir....Where's the briefing room...?
Mactavish: I forgot you were new here...Pip, can you lead him there?
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - tiredofthis (02/09/2014) [-]
Yessir!
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - enderslayer (02/09/2014) [-]
Z*Later, in the Breif room* *blah blah blah first mission*
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - tiredofthis (02/10/2014) [-]
*Anderson is listening intently, but Pip looks bored.*
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - enderslayer (02/10/2014) [-]
*Duck is waiting for the nightmare to be over.*
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
Captiain MacTavish: So... any questions?
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
*Raises hand*
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
*points*
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
Sir, do you think i'm ready for this mission? I'm barely out of training.
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
Ready for the....? Son you're a 141, aren't you?
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
Yes sir.
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
Then what are you worried about? Get out there!
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
*After the briefing is done, everyone heads to the Departure vehicles*
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - tiredofthis (02/12/2014) [-]
They get into humvees, which in turn drive into C130's
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - enderslayer (02/12/2014) [-]
*A while later* *The combat has started by the Bridge as the heavy armored trucks put a wooden bridge to cover up the gap.* Pip, i see an RPG soldier. *points*
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - tiredofthis (02/13/2014) [-]
Pip: Now you see him.... *blam!* now you don't....
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - enderslayer (02/13/2014) [-]
Nice shot, bro. *Fires at Terrorist at the other side of the river*
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
*Suddenly a figure sits down heavily next to you. He's wearing a green cammo hoodie, and he has to be the shortest damn Ranger you've ever seen.*
Stranger: Yo, chum. Why so glum?
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*The figure in the mask is pretty damn tall.*
Guy: I'm not, Why?
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Stranger: Oh, sorry... heh, the mask. Makes it hard to tell. Anyway, I'm Pip Reed. nice to meetcha!
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((Would you mind if we didn't put the "Guy:" thing when it's just two of us? Sorry, i just find it confusing sometimes.))
Ziggy is the Nickname given to me. Likewise.
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
((Okay, I'll only do it when there's change.))

I'm a sniper. How about you?
User avatar #1263 to #1260 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((Thanks.))
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Assault trooper.
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Nice! Guess I'll be your backup then!
User avatar #1265 to #1262 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Can i change his name to Rubber Duck?))
User avatar #1264 to #1262 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*A spitball hits me on the mask* *Grinch laughs lightly and looks back at his food* Grr...*Shoots a spitball back, and it lands in his water.* *Looks to you* Sorry about that. Just..Returning fire.
User avatar #1266 to #1264 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
*Pip smirks. He takes the spitball shooter and fires. The shot bounces off Grinch's ear, and then peggs Ghost in the lens of his sunglasses.*

Ghost: Duck! You Cunt, I'll ******* kill ya!
User avatar #1268 to #1266 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, sir! Won't happen again.
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*Leans in and whispers* Nice shot.
User avatar #1269 to #1267 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
Pip: Sniper, remember?

*A stranger approaches. He's wearing basic kit, and has peircing blue eyes.*

I think you boys are my new squad.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
Yes sir. Private Rubber Duck from Apache squad 1 2 9. But i am now assigned to 141. *A LOT of the soldiers in the cafeteria burst out laughing at his Nickname.*
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
*The stranger, however, does not*
I'm Dick Anderson, PFC. Heavy support.

Pip: Peregrin Reed, Specialist. Sniper. Nice to meetcha Dick.

Anderson: I usually go by Anderson.
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
*Mactavish stops the laughing* *Duck get's up.* Hey Pip, wanna come see what i rigged up against tanks?
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh boy!
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
*a few minutes later* *They are at a Vehicle testing field* *There's an RC car, a bomb, and a roll of duct tape on the ground* It's simple, but it helped me save my Commander's life in my old squad.
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
Anderson:So.... we just duct tape a bomb to a toy?
User avatar #1276 to #1275 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
You say that as though you could do better.
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - tiredofthis (02/07/2014) [-]
I'll reserve judgement until I see how it actually works.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - enderslayer (02/07/2014) [-]
*Looks to Mactavish* Permission to test on that tank over there? *Mactavish nods* *Duck drives the RC under the tank and triggers the bomb* *There is a huge explosion, and the tank is reverted to a big pile of rubble*
#1095 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
GAIKAI won´t be selling DMC HD collection for PS4...
User avatar #1097 to #1095 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Uh... too many abbreviations. What's DMC and what's GAIKAI?
#1099 to #1097 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
Devil May Cry.
Gaikai is a cloud service that allows people to buy PS3 tittles for PS4.
and it sucks that i won't get Devil May Cry 3...
#1103 to #1101 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
and the worst of all.. BF3 in gaikai won't have the data transfer service, from console to console, so you must start in MP from zero... and i was Colonel LVL 49...
User avatar #1105 to #1103 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
I can imagine that'd suck... then again, I play minecraft, so starting over from scratch periodically is something I actually like.
#1106 to #1105 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
you never played DMC3... you never experienced the most badass game ever...
User avatar #1108 to #1106 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
I dunno, that might be contestable, depending on your definition of badass
#985 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
you're now bein monitored.
act naturally.
#1034 to #1033 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
i lost the plot here...
User avatar #1036 to #1034 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
there never was aplot.... it just kinda ambles....
#1042 to #1040 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
i think i'll go play BF4...
#987 to #985 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
All natural....
User avatar #993 to #992 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
YOU said act natural.
#1002 to #993 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
each time i get in this profile... i lag...
User avatar #1004 to #1002 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
lag, huh?
User avatar #1008 to #1006 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
that's odd
#1010 to #1008 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
this is more than odd... only this place causes that...
User avatar #1012 to #1010 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
.................I know nothing
User avatar #1020 to #1017 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Whoa... are you telling me that those are actually blades!?!
#1021 to #1020 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
if she gets angry...
#1025 to #1024 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
she's a box of surprises.
User avatar #1027 to #1025 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
She doesn't look much like a box....
#1028 to #1027 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
metaphorically speaking.
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
metaphor? I prefer similies
User avatar #939 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*Two strangers (aka my team) are arguing inside of a small house at the beginning town.* (Forgot the name of it. Goodsprings, i think.)
Me:Well, what would you say we should do? Just go out there and die?
Other teen: That's not what i meant! I'm jus' sayin' that we should go out and find somethin' tah' help these folks! *They both speak with Southern American accents.*
User avatar #1243 to #939 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
((Warhammer 40k?))
User avatar #1246 to #1243 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Didn't you once say you liked Far Cry 3?)
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((Never played it, unfortunately. Anything Modern? Like, COD, Battlefield, GTA, Saints row?)
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
I barely play any of those.... But I could do passably at COD))
User avatar #1247 to #1245 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Remember any of the games?)
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
I have played Far Cry... but I'm not sure how a rp of that would go. What about we stick to COD. Seems like the best bet.
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Sure. Which game of COD would you like to base it off of?)
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Any preferences? Any is fine by me.
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Want me to start, or you?
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead.
User avatar #1223 to #939 - tiredofthis (02/04/2014) [-]
Axe: *begrudgingly makes wombat*

((And that is my new favorite line.))
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - enderslayer (02/04/2014) [-]
(I can see why*) *attaches wombat to stick, and hangs wombat out wiindow* *Makes ghost noises while shakiing the wombat slightly*
Oz: oooohhhhh
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Titus: I'm still a little fuzzy on all this...
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: Trust me, it'll work. *ghost noises* *Troopers run away, screaming*
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Axe: this.... is the dumbest.... ******* thing.... I have ever seen.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: It worked, though. *Looks to Khan* Pack your **** . Won't have much time.
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
*The plan succeeds.*
Axe: So that was ******* stupid.... but we know where benny is now.
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: So i saw your talent of making Clay Wombats...*LEVEL UP FOR THE WHOLE PARTY. Except Wade.)
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
(except Wade)

Axe: W00! I love that feeling!
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*Stands rigidly, assigning points*
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Titus: *Has done the same thing, quickly.* Axe... aren't you going to assign your points?

Axe: Meh... I'll get around to it.
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: You know, if a Deathclaw attacks and you die because you didn't assign points, i'm going to rape you in hell.
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Axe: You'd like that wouldn't you?
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: Yeah, kinda.
#1238 to #1237 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: <<<<
Oz: <<<<
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((I've started to get bored of Fallout. Are there an y other games you like?)
User avatar #1203 to #939 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
Axe: Let us talk to your leader!

Khan: fine... he's inside.

User avatar #1204 to #1203 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
*wE ALL walk inside, excep for drunk-horny Wade* *Oscar looks at the leader*
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
Oscar: Can we cut to the chase? Benny. Where is he? What did he do with the Chip?
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - tiredofthis (02/02/2014) [-]
Khan: That bastard split without playing! He left us here trapped with these NCR pricks breathing down our necks!
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - enderslayer (02/02/2014) [-]
Taking hostages are making things 20 times worse for you.
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - tiredofthis (02/02/2014) [-]
Khan: It's the only thing keeping those troopers from storming in here and exterminating us!
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - enderslayer (02/02/2014) [-]
I can help you get out, if you release the Troopers.
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - tiredofthis (02/02/2014) [-]
Khan: Why should I believe you, ya gas-masked **** ?
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - enderslayer (02/02/2014) [-]
Oscar: It's either that, or i'll let them charge in. You're not one to be picky right now, ******* .
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: What makes you so sure we can't handle ourselves?
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: Because your gang is clumsy and unorganized. And if you could "Handle" it yourselves, you would of left a while ago.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: But... ah **** .....
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: So, are you willing to listen?
User avatar #1217 to #1216 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: *grumbles* yeah....
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: Also, insult me again, and i'll cut off that disrespectful tongue. Now...*tells of an extremely elaborate plan that i'm too lazy to think of*
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: I.... guess that'll work?

Axe: that's crazy. The NCR would never buy it. Besides, where would we even find enough clay to make a wombat?
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Ozpulls out a **** ton of clay* Right here.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Axe: Why the **** ?
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: Shut up and make that wombat, sumbitch.
User avatar #1182 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: Oh look who still thinks they're funny. See if you can make jokes with my foot up your ass! Oh, wait, you're used to it!
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*HE SHEATHES THE sword* OH **** OFF.
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Titus: *relieved sigh* Can we just continue....?
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes. Sorry.
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: *is talking to an NCR ranger* Hold up guys, we need to help with this.
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Help with what?
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: this ranger says he's got some men captured by some Khans in the rubble
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Yep. We have to help them. I agree with you for once.
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: Yeah these Khans could be the guys that were with Benny. I'll be able to beat Benny's whereabouts out of their sorry hides!
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
So did he terll where they were?
#1192 to #1191 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: *gestures to the ruins* They're in here.  Now let's keep low and quiet so we can sneak up on 'em!   
   
Titus: A man of honor does not stab his opponents in the back! *Pulls out his ripper and donns his helmet* Great Khans!  We are going to attack you now!
Axe: *gestures to the ruins* They're in here. Now let's keep low and quiet so we can sneak up on 'em!

Titus: A man of honor does not stab his opponents in the back! *Pulls out his ripper and donns his helmet* Great Khans! We are going to attack you now!
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
That's not wise. If you approach like a mad man, they kill the targets.Trust me, i've been in their shoes before.
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Titus: Blast... I forgot about the hostages. Very well, we will attempt to reason with them...
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah...Well, let's head in there.
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
*we enter the place*

Khan: What do you ********* want?
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
To negotiate. Why are you doing this? Is there any specific reason, besides benny betraying you?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
Khan: Benny? The ****** benny?

Axe: Erm, Wade... These aren't the guys who attacked me.
User avatar #1201 to #1198 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
(Speech skill increased.)
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
The asshole in the suit. (I'm playing Oscar, m8.) Look, the fact is, you're hopelessly outnumbered. Do you think that you can escape? You kill the hostages, you die. You let them go, you die. You stand idle, you die. It's a lose-lose situation for you.
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
(I didn't know. You weren't using the prefixes)
Axe: Yeah! **** you guys!
User avatar #1202 to #1200 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
(Most of the time when i don't, it means i'm playing Os. But i will rectify that.)
Oscar: How about you give up, and they'll see that you're not harmed? Or we can take the more violent, painful alternative. Your choice.
User avatar #1162 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
Axe: Can we?
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
Wade: No!
Oscar: What are you, my boyfriend?
Wade:....
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
Axe: hehe...

Titus: Look, here's a bar. I could use a drink....
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
*Everyone but Oscar enter the bar.*
((There MIGHT be innuendos. Gay and straight, I DO IT FOR THE COMEDIC VALUE.))
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
((It's the best kind of humor, really))

Titus: Some whiskey, please. I need it rather desperately.

Bartender: *to Wade* Anything for you? *to Titus* What's the stress, pal?

Titus: Travelling with children tends to be very stressful indeed.
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
Wade: Anything that can get me drunk.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
Axe: He'll have a beer, then!
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
*A while later, Wade walks out* *He's sitting on Oscar's lap.
Oscar: No, stop! This isn't- *he wiggles and squirms, trying to get Wade to stop flirting*
Wade: Stop squirming...~
((Told you.))
#1170 to #1169 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: HAAAAA ahahahahahahaha HA!!!!

Titus: (image)
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
TITUS, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP? THIS ISN'T RIGHT! (Where's that from?)
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Titus: I'm not sure what I can do....

((It's from a webcomic called Strays. Really excellent art and a good story. By the way, that isn't what Titus looks like, just the face he's making))
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
Can you pick him, up off me? (Know where i could find it?)
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Titus: *picks up Wade in one hand* Alright that's enough from you.

Axe: *Is giving Oscar a look, at least you assume he is, behind the mask*

(( You need to login to view this link I might have a hunch))
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*Oscar puts both of his hands on his gasmask, assuring that he's officially scarred.* (Thanx.)
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: Oscar's got a boyfriend, Oscar's got a boyfriend!!

Titus: That is infantile, stop it.

Axe: Oscar and Wade sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*Oscar get's up and headbutss Axe* SHUT UP.
(Still waiting for Prequel to update...)
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
((damn man, me too))

Axe: ow! Oh you asked for it now! *takes off power fist* C'mon let's settle this like gentlemen!
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*Takes out a Chinese Officer sword* Just try it! (I hope you don't let the innuedos make you uncomfortable...) I'll cut that mask off of your head!
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: What's wrong loverboy? Can't use your fists?

((Doesn't bother me))
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
You would like that, wouldn't you?
(Bam, hand up his rear joke right there.)
User avatar #1142 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Axe: Unfortunately.....
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
How about you go eat more babies?
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - tiredofthis (01/25/2014) [-]
Axe: Maybe I will, then I'll use their bones to make you a special knife, one that's made especially for back-stabbing!

((I'm loving these two))
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - enderslayer (01/25/2014) [-]
Will you even shove it up your ass for me? That's a better use for you than i could dream up. (Oscar and Axe?)
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - tiredofthis (01/25/2014) [-]
Axe: Hey, when your teeth grow back in, bite me.

((Yes. They're endlessly entertaining.))
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - enderslayer (01/25/2014) [-]
You would want me to, wouldn't you? Say, where's your boyfriend?
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - tiredofthis (01/26/2014) [-]
Axe: So we're resorting to gay comments now? What are you eight?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - enderslayer (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm not the only one in this room who acts like it.
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - tiredofthis (01/26/2014) [-]
Titus: Alright children that's enough. Do I have to make you two hold hands for the rest of the day?
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - enderslayer (01/26/2014) [-]
Oscar: I'd rather shoot myself before i have to hold hands with this slimy, idiotic man-child.
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - tiredofthis (01/26/2014) [-]
Axe: You do me too much honor.
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - enderslayer (01/26/2014) [-]
*we continue to argue for houyrs* *Wade is facepalming*
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - tiredofthis (01/27/2014) [-]
Titus: Enough! *slams his fist onto the cot, almost throwing Oscar off* Get up! We're leaving!
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - enderslayer (01/27/2014) [-]
*Oscar get's up* Fine.
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - tiredofthis (01/27/2014) [-]
Titus: Wade, are you ready to continue to New Vegas?
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - enderslayer (01/27/2014) [-]
W: Yeah. Let's go.
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - tiredofthis (01/27/2014) [-]
*we continue along the road for a ways, and we come to the town of Boulder
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
*Oscar is looting everywhere that has stuff on the way*
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - tiredofthis (01/28/2014) [-]
Titus: You are slowing us down....
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Like i care. Leave me behind then.
User avatar #1121 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
((Titus is huge. Think Space Marine, except in T51b power armor))

Titus: That's not a possibility. If you want to die, you're going to have to do it on your own time.
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Oscar: Welp, i can't really walk. Unless somebody has a crutch or something. Although, i didn't know Benny would kill Axe. Or try to, at least. I got a letter, telling me-
Wade: Save it.
Oscar: I...
(Could i determine Oscar's height?)
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
((Of course))

Titus: No need for a crutch. *Picks Oscar up bridal style.* We're too close to the next town to go back. Let's continue on toward NOVAC. (This is gonna end well. Do you remember who the doctor is in Novac?)
User avatar #1125 to #1123 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
(I'd say about 6'8.)
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Aren't we forgetting somebody?
(No. Who?)
User avatar #1126 to #1124 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: ............... they left me. *Twists around and punches the light post, allowing himself to fall to the ground (leg crippled)* ow....
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
He'll catch up. *looks at Titus* Axe isn't the only one Benny fooled.
User avatar #1128 to #1127 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: Indeed. This man seems dangerous.
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
I've should've seen this coming. Now i've made an enemy without trying. Mom always said i was a gullable idiot. Ha ha, *gropes his wounds* Christ that hurts so much.
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: Stop moving around so much.

*They reach the town of Novac and go straight to a doctor.*

Titus: We have a wounded man here, can you help him?

Doctor: Sure! I mean, what are the chances of me botching the same routine proceadure twice in the same day?

*Titus and Wade exchange worried looks*
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Oscar: I'll take my chances with the routine.
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Doctor: Alright! I'll just get to work.

Axe: *Finally catches up* Hey guys, what's going on?"
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Oscar: Look who it is.
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Axe: Yeah look, it's these three assholes again....
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Oscar: i'm Glad you finally realized that about yourself. I'm so proud. *Looks to the doctor* Is there a chance of you scrambling my organs around?
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Doctor: No! Of course not.... maybe.... probably.... most likely.

Axe: Catherine..... painful to see you again.

Doctor: Axe! How are you?

Axe: I got shot in the head recently. Thank god you weren't around.
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Oscar:...You know what, i'll just walk it off....
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
*Titus holds him on the operating table*
Titus: oh no, You need help. just stay there.
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Alright... *he stops moving*
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Doctor: Okay just lay back.... *before you now it, your wounds are (passably) healed*
User avatar #1141 to #1140 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
*after the operation* *he feels around his chest* I'm...I'm alive!
User avatar #1093 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Ensuring that I never forget the name.
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
*MEANWHILE* ((I think i'll change his name to Oscar.)) *Oscar sits, bleeding heavily, sitting under a bridge, after being attack by raiders not too far from town* *There's blood stains on the floor below Axe*
User avatar #1096 to #1094 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Hey guys... bllodstains...

Titus: This is violent world, bloodstains are not surprising

Axe: these go somewhere... look they lead off that way. Whoever was hurt managed to walk away, barely. They might still be alive



((So wait, did Oscar take the platinum chip?))
User avatar #1098 to #1096 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
((He did, but benny shot him and took it when Benny Convinced Oscar that he was gonna pay for the deal they made.))
*The bloodstains lead to a bridge a short walk away*
User avatar #1100 to #1098 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: *pulls out his gun* Alright in there, we wanna help you, but I won't hesitate to shoot if you pull any funny stuff.
User avatar #1102 to #1100 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
*Oscar looks up, and recognizes the voice* Just what i need... *he coughs blood*
User avatar #1104 to #1102 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe:.......YOU! YOUSONOFABITCH!!!!
User avatar #1107 to #1104 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: AXE! Calm down!
User avatar #1109 to #1107 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: You calm down! This ****** got me shot in the head! I'm gonna -ack-
*Titus grabs Axe's head and slams him into the ground.*
Titus: *calmly* Get control of yourself.
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
*wADE APPRACOTHE BRIDGE, and see's Oscar* *oSCAR IS ABSOLUTELY SOAKED IN BLOOD, ALMOST COVERED HEAD TO TOE.*
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: is all that yours?
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Mostly.
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Hahahahhaaaaa!
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: Titus, can you please escort Axe out of here?
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: With pleasure. *picks Axe up by the head and carries him away.*

Axe: Put me down!!! This is rediculous!
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade looks at Oscar*
Wade: Why'd you do it?
Oscar: It always does come down to "Why" doesn't?
Wade: I'm not joking. Tell me.
Oscar: Why? So you can put a bullet in my head after i do it? No pun intended. The fact of the matter is, that Karma has payed me a visit. So go away, and leave me to die. ((We know that isn't gonna happen. He's my primary character.))
User avatar #1117 to #1116 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: *Hangs Axe by his coat collar on a lamp post* You stay put.

Axe: .............. *Though we can't see his eyes, the glare is implied.*

Titus: *returning to Wade* Anything I can do to help, I might have some medical supplies on me....
#1118 to #1117 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: He saved me a while back. I guess it's only right if we do it back. Please.
*Oscar coughs blood, and it leaks out of his gas mask* ((Basically Oscar looks like this. His voice is kinda echo-ish like you'd expect from a gas mask*
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: Hmm.... I'm a bit low on Stimpaks.... and by low I mean out completely. But I've got some buffout.
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: That will do until we can get him back to the Clinic.
Oscar: Why take me back? Just let me die. It'll be easier. *hehehe* (How tall is your Character, Titus?)
User avatar #1073 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/21/2014) [-]
Titus: Wonderful...
User avatar #1074 to #1073 - enderslayer (01/21/2014) [-]
Ain't got no time to waste.
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - tiredofthis (01/21/2014) [-]
Titus: Very well, let us... wait, where did Axe go?

((by the way, what does Wade look lke? What's he wearing?))
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - enderslayer (01/21/2014) [-]
((cAN'T RMEMBER ANY OF THE CLOTHING FROM Fallout.))
*LOOKS AROUND* vALID POINT. wE SHOULD LOOK FOR HIM BEFORE WE LEAVE.
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
((There's always the wasteland doctor fatigues. They're like fatigue pants and a t-shirt))
*they leave the house and quickly find Axe. He's talking to Easy Pete.*
Axe: Hey old guy... you seen an asshole in a stupid suit letely?
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
((I guess that's what he's wearing. I haven't played Fallout in ages.))

Guy: No.
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
Axe: Aw damn... well...

Titus: Richard. I think I know where your query went.


Axe: The name is AXE god damn it.... Where?

Titus: along my way here I discovered a large city, a certain New Vegas. I beleive you've heard of it. No doubt your target went there.
User avatar #1080 to #1079 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
((sORRY IF I SEEM UNINTERESTED.))
We should check there.
User avatar #1081 to #1080 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
((Should we try and spice things up?))

Axe: Alright, let's go then. I don't want to waste a minute.
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
(Yes. How though?))

You should take it easy on Robert.
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
Axe: Why?!! He led me to a trap! He tried to get me killed. Then he ran away with my platinum chip!

((Action needs to happen))
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
Nobody's bashing his face in until we know why. Calm the **** down, Axe.
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: I don't wanna calm down!
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
You're acting like a kid.
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: I got SHOT! in the HEAD!
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
By the guy in the suit. Not Robert.
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: oh.... wait, robert wasn't the guy in the suit?
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
No. That's a a top dog or something in New vegas. His name is Benny, i think.
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Benny.... Benny.... Ben...ny..... BENNY..... benny...... benny
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
What are you doing?
User avatar #1053 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*mutters* Backstabber.
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
"Hero."
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Nonexistent.
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Last one. "Enemies"
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*smirks* Target practice...

Titus: In my professional opinion, you're jaded and cynical.
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Last thing. Tell me what you see through your beady peepers. *points at blotch painting.*
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Heh... Kinda reminds me of what was left of that one asshole who jumped me on the way here.
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*Tosses away and puts new one* this one.
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*new one* last one.
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
I dunno.... like.... two bears high-fiving?
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*facepalms* Yep. You're ready to go.
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
So we're done here? We can go on an asshole hunt now?
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*loads revolver and test-punches with his power fist* then let's go....
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*walks out with the others*
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: Wade, are you sure it's a good idea to go along with this mindless quest for vengeance?
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Not really. Rob used to be a Merc. But, you have no idea what the chip can do.
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: Yes, about that. What exactly is this 'platinum chip'?
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - enderslayer (01/21/2014) [-]
Can't really remember, except it's dangerous as balls.
User avatar #1018 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: the platinum... oh **** !
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Exactly! We need to get after them.
User avatar #1022 to #1019 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Damn right we need to get after his ass! But save his face. That's MINE to cave in....
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
His face isn't what i'm worried about. As soon as you can move, we shoul go.
User avatar #1026 to #1023 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: I can move right now! *jumps up and almost immediately faints* guh... Maybe just a few minutes.
User avatar #1030 to #1026 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*sits him back down* Slow and steady... Get up very slowly and walk to that machine. SLOWLY.
User avatar #1032 to #1030 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Machine... where? Oh this thing. Vigor tester?
User avatar #1038 to #1035 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Scores:
Int: 6
Cha: 4
Str: 5
Luck: 2
Sarcasm: 10
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Huh. Good job.
User avatar #1041 to #1039 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: I'm PROUD of those scores.... except the luck one I guess. But I already knew I had ****** luck. My name's Axe, by the way.
User avatar #1043 to #1041 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Is that a nickname?
User avatar #1045 to #1043 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Axe: Last name. My first name's Richard.
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
I think i'm done 'Axing' you questions. Follow me. *Leads to a couch*
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Axe: You dicknugget.
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
You would know a lot about that, wouldn't you? *points at couch* Sit down please.
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*sits* What's this about, anyway?
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm gonna say a word and you'll tell me the first word that comes to mind. Just a test to see if you don't have brain damage. Literally. Alright. "Mother."
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
"Caretaker"
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
((Can't remember the words, so gonna improvise.))
"Friend"
User avatar #986 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: You said you wanted the package.
User avatar #988 to #986 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
This cat think's he can trick us! ((Permission to shoot?))
User avatar #989 to #988 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
((that is what happens is it not?))

Courrier: Whoa whoa whoa!!! You said you wanted the package, man. Here it is! Don't shoot me, man.
User avatar #990 to #989 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Night, babe. *he aims, and winks before he pulls the trigger* *BAM*
User avatar #991 to #990 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*Courrier drops dead.*
*meanwhile, Titus perks up while Wade is working on him*
Titus: Did you hear that? Sounded like a gunshot.
User avatar #994 to #991 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, probably just some twon's folk gecko hunting. *few minutes later, the robot rushes in with the body*
User avatar #995 to #994 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: We should go check.... uh...?
User avatar #996 to #995 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Robot guy: He needs help bad,folks!
Wade: Put him on the tablea! *a day or two later*
User avatar #997 to #996 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: *waking up slowly* Guh..... what.... where..... when....? Why the cliche remarks?
User avatar #998 to #997 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Wade: How do you feel?
User avatar #999 to #998 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Let's see... I feel like I just got lured into a trap and then shot in the ******* head.

What happened to me?
User avatar #1000 to #999 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
I fixed you up using the Town's Robot. *The memory of Rob luring him there starts popping up*
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Uhh.... Wait a minute... Where's that scavenger from earlier?
User avatar #1003 to #1001 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
He ;left to go scavenge some things. (Which is a lie. He's prolly at NV by now.)
User avatar #1005 to #1003 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: that bastard! He told me to go up to the graveyard!
User avatar #1007 to #1005 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
What was at the Graveyard?
User avatar #1009 to #1007 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: some asshole in a stupid suit. He... he ******* shot me! In the head! Who does that!!?!?!?
User avatar #1011 to #1009 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
People who want something. Wait! *he searches his pockets* THAT ******* PRICK!
User avatar #1013 to #1011 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Exactly what I'm saying!
User avatar #1015 to #1013 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
He took the Platinum chip! He's probably working with benny....
User avatar #963 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Courrier: I might.

Wanderer: My name is Titus. A pleasure, Wade. Caring souls such as yours are a rarity in the wasteland.
User avatar #964 to #963 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
*Wade looks at the Scavenger* That's my friend over there. He's too proud to admit it, but he's very caring.
User avatar #965 to #964 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Titus: *smiles* The likes of which I've met before. Worry not, he'll show his true colors when it matters. Tell me, does either of you gentlmen know anything about repairs?
User avatar #967 to #965 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Wade: I don't. I'm the town's second doctor. He, however, scavenges equipment andf repairs them. You should speak to him. His name is Robert.
User avatar #966 to #965 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Wade I don't. I'm the town's second doctor. He, however, scavenges equipment andf repairs them. You should speak to him. His name is Robert.
User avatar #968 to #966 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Courrier: *Stares at Robert, probably grinning* I found out your na-ammmeee!
User avatar #969 to #968 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
*Rob sticks his tongue out in a playful manner at the Courier* I'll figure out yours soon enough. *Looks at Wade and the Wanderer* What Wade said was right. I find things the town needs, and repair things.
User avatar #970 to #969 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Titus: *unslings a laser rifle from his back* My weapon has seen better days. Can you fix it up?
User avatar #972 to #970 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
((whoops)) If you have about 20 minutes you can spare. They aren't exactly Winchesters.
User avatar #971 to #970 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
*catches it* Yep. If you have about 20 minutes you can spare. *Walks into a different room*
User avatar #973 to #971 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: I can spare the time. And some caps for your work.
User avatar #974 to #973 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*TAKES IT TO ANOTHER ROOM* Wade: So how did you get hurt this bad?
User avatar #975 to #974 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: Oh what's to tell? Ran into some raiders, one had a sniper rifle and gave me a fair amount of trouble...
User avatar #976 to #975 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*within a few seconds, he fixes the wound.* ((Correct me if i'm 'Rongo', but have we a plan to put a bullet in one of our courier's heads yet?))
User avatar #977 to #976 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
((yeah I'm thinking Courrier might just go up to the graveyard, wasn't that the idea?))

Courrier: Well, I suppose I might as well go up to the graveyard to meet this kid.
User avatar #978 to #977 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Wade: Be careful. You could tumble down that hill, and get hurt. *waves goodbye* (Can i play Benny?))
User avatar #979 to #978 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
((by all means))

Courrier: *Walking carefully up the hill* This is SO a trap..... *puts his hand on his gun*
User avatar #980 to #979 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*a few guys with assault rifles aim it at the courier* *Benny walks up, pointing his Silver pistol* Fork it over, kid.
User avatar #981 to #980 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Fork.... WHAT over?
User avatar #982 to #981 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
The package, Numb-nuts.
User avatar #983 to #982 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Oh alright.... *hands the package over. Benny checks it, but instead of the platinum chip he was looking for, he finds a few caps and a letter adressed to Ringo*
User avatar #984 to #983 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
What the **** is this, babe?
User avatar #940 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
*there is a knock at the door.*
User avatar #941 to #940 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*They stop* Eh? *I walk to the door and open it* ...?
User avatar #942 to #941 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
*At the door, rubbing his arms against the chill of the Mojave night, is a man in a trench coat wearing a combat helmet with goggles and a rebreather, so that his face in not visible, save a few sunburned patched of skin between the goggles and the lip of the rebreather. He is wearing some type of power fist that neither of the other two had seen before.*
Stranger: Uh, yeah Hi.... I've got a message here for a certain uh, what was it.... Rongo?
User avatar #943 to #942 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*I shrug* I'm not sure i know a "Rongo." There's a Ringo, though.
User avatar #944 to #943 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
((hahahaha, I meant to type 'Ringo', but that just makes the whole scene even better))

Stranger: Great! *shoves his way in* Jesus I'm freezing!
User avatar #951 to #944 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
(I guess you could say he was..."Rongo"))
User avatar #952 to #951 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
((god. damn. it.)))
User avatar #955 to #952 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
((Spelling errors do not go unpunished.))
User avatar #945 to #944 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Jeez...*Shuts the door behind him* Mister Ringo is...uh...*thinks back to Ringo hiding* He's actually out of town, right now.
User avatar #946 to #945 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: What!? But you said he was here!
User avatar #947 to #946 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
I said i KNEW a Ringo. "Knew" being the keyword here.
User avatar #948 to #947 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: God damn it.... Well then who am I supposed to deliver this **** to?
User avatar #949 to #948 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
He might come back in a few days. I guess i could hold it for him.
User avatar #950 to #949 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger; I dunno.... This stuff i pretty important....
User avatar #953 to #950 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Medic: Wait, but Ringo is he-
Me: Shut up. He doesn't leave the shack much...Excuse him.
User avatar #954 to #953 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: Can I at least stay here for a....?

*there is more knocking on the door. Louder and more desperate sounding this time*
User avatar #956 to #954 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*points to medic* Answer it please. *medic walks over and opens the door* *I look at a note from a "Benny" guy* *it reads: 'My aqiuntance, if you see a man with a package walk into town and asking for someone, redirect them to the graveyard. It is very important you do that. ~ Benny;* (Plot twist.)
User avatar #957 to #956 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: Who's that from?

*when the medic opens the door, there is a man standing there, his powered armor is damaged and stained with blood. At least three bullet holes stand out plainly on the bloodied, winter-painted steel.*
Power armored stranger: *Attempting to be polite and proper, despite the fact that he can barely stand up on his own* I... require some assistance....
User avatar #958 to #957 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Just something from a friend. *tucks it away*
*The medic helps the man in* M: Sit down on the metal table, please. *leads him to it*
Me: So, i know one of Ringo's relatives who can take the package. His brother. He's about to leave town to catch up with Ringo. Think you could take it to him?
User avatar #959 to #958 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
((I'll just call the strange courrier 'Courrier' for a bit, and the other guy 'Wanderer' until we learn their names))
Courrier: Yeah I guess a cousin could take it...

Wanderer: Agh... thank you... Actually if I could just sleep for an hour or two I think I'll be alright.
User avatar #960 to #959 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Medic: You're hurt. Sleep won't do much.
User avatar #961 to #960 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Wanderer: It's worked for me in the past.... What's your name?
User avatar #962 to #961 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Medic: Wade.
Me: *is watching, still angry over the arguement earlier* *looks to the courier* Have a name?
#923 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Did i forget to reply again?
User avatar #924 to #923 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
It would seem so.
User avatar #925 to #924 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
The thread is lost in time. Would you like to start a New RP? If you have time, that is.
User avatar #926 to #925 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Well I may be in and out a bit, but I'll always reply.
User avatar #927 to #926 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm patient. What are your other favorite games besides TES?
User avatar #928 to #927 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Fallout, i think.
User avatar #929 to #928 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
I like fallout. Want to do that?
User avatar #930 to #929 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Sure. Which ones have you played?
User avatar #931 to #930 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
3 and New Vegas.
User avatar #932 to #931 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Excellent. I was going to suggest putting all four of our characters together in one. My Courrier and Lone wanderer, and your courrier and lone wanderer
User avatar #933 to #932 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Can't actually remember my characters from in-game.
User avatar #934 to #933 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
You could make them up then. Essentially my courrier's a snarker(Picture, say, Church from Red vs Blue) And the other is basically a boy scout in power armor
User avatar #935 to #934 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Hmm...I guess My Courier is a Medic, and the Wanderer is a scavenger. Sound good?
User avatar #936 to #935 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Sounds fun. Want to go ahead and start?
User avatar #937 to #936 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Sure. I'll primarily play the Scavenger. Start a new thread?
User avatar #938 to #937 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah go ahead.
User avatar #920 to #919 - tiredofthis (01/16/2014) [-]
Dirge Of Slaanesh

Whutup loudbro?
#921 to #920 - ironmercenary ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes. This pleases me.
#922 to #921 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/16/2014) [-]
You're welcome
User avatar #878 to #857 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
I got a ps3. Play me some Space Marine
#879 to #878 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
i mostly play BF3 and Dark Souls.
User avatar #880 to #879 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Never played either, oddly enough. Heard of them, though.
#881 to #880 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
get dark souls... tell me how many times you ragequited after 1 hour of gameplay.
#901 to #881 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
took me like 30+ tries on the asylum demon
MFW
#902 to #901 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
then Manus wil make you his bitch... i feel pity of you...
then Manus wil make you his bitch... i feel pity of you...
#903 to #902 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
I actually defeated manus on NG+3  got the DLC on NG+3    
on my first go with no hits on me.   
   
I felt like a badass
I actually defeated manus on NG+3 got the DLC on NG+3
on my first go with no hits on me.

I felt like a badass
#904 to #903 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
i defeated him alone on NG+7.
no heal.
light armor.
no stamina boost.
Straight Sword +15.
no Silver pendant.
not summoning Sif.
get on my level.
User avatar #905 to #904 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
Try doing it on SL 1 on NG+4 like i did
fire reinforced club+10 FTW
#907 to #906 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
doing it without the silver pendent at SL1 was the worst idea EVAR!

i keep timing the black magic wrong but i got use to it
#908 to #907 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
with light armor the only thing you have to do is roll.
#909 to #908 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
but at SL1 in NG+4 everything can 1 hit you know?
#910 to #909 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
i'll give you a tip.
GET GUD.
#911 to #910 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
I did got gud
My xbox account
#912 to #911 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
hmmm... xbox.   
too bad, i can't pvp with you... luckiy kid.
hmmm... xbox.
too bad, i can't pvp with you... luckiy kid.
#913 to #912 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
not on xbox?
shamee
#914 to #913 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
not my fault that PS3 had a way more active comunity on DS.
sometimes i get invaded way too much.
#917 to #914 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
you can go offline you know?
#918 to #917 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
i'm a huge pvper.
and i was always receiving messages from a friend who was playing.
#915 to #914 - groovierpoet (01/12/2014) [-]
cmon man.. dont start a flame war
#916 to #915 - lordfuckerslives (01/12/2014) [-]
well, it's the truth, they're pvping all the time.   
sometimes i just don't kindle humanity because i need to kill a boss asap.
well, it's the truth, they're pvping all the time.
sometimes i just don't kindle humanity because i need to kill a boss asap.
User avatar #882 to #881 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't have the money to invest in a game I won't enjoy....
User avatar #884 to #883 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation....
#885 to #884 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
i think i do.
rhe only thing i don't understand, is why you left the conversayion for over 1 hour...
User avatar #887 to #885 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Don't think about it too hard.
#893 to #891 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
It is SO GODDAMN COLD
It is SO GODDAMN COLD
User avatar #897 to #895 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Have you seen the news about America lately? It's really cold.
#900 to #897 - lordfuckerslives (01/08/2014) [-]
uhh... no, because i don't watch tv, i just go on the internet.
here and 4 Chan.
User avatar #858 to #857 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Another new one?
#859 to #858 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
i post pokemon in general.
i post pokemon in general.
User avatar #860 to #859 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
That's not a pokemon.... what're you trying to pull here?
#862 to #861 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Come at me, heretic.
#863 to #862 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
nah... i luv u.
nah... i luv u.
User avatar #864 to #863 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Everyone loves the God Emperor.
User avatar #866 to #865 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Everyone who isn't a heretic.
User avatar #868 to #867 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
But heretics will all be dead eventually. then everyone will love the God Emperor.
#869 to #868 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
that sounds reasonable.
and extremist.
User avatar #870 to #869 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
It's WH40K. If it wasn't extremeist, it would be something else.
#871 to #870 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
so that's a game huh...
#872 to #871 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
to SOME people.....
#873 to #872 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
so let me guess... you're a hardcore fan...
User avatar #874 to #873 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Well I don't own a set of miniatures....
#875 to #874 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
so that would make you only a BIG fan??
User avatar #876 to #875 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Probably.
#877 to #876 - lordfuckerslives (01/07/2014) [-]
you have consoles?
ps3, xbox, something?
#826 - lordfuckerslives (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year.
#827 to #826 - tiredofthis (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year to you as well, my good friend.
Happy New Year to you as well, my good friend.
#815 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
ok, you know what??
**** warframe... my spear still needs another 2 days to be fully forged...
i should buy platinum...
#797 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
Nam silu dayot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
User avatar #820 to #797 - tiredofthis (12/31/2013) [-]
What even are you?
#821 to #820 - lordfuckerslives (12/31/2013) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #824 to #823 - tiredofthis (12/31/2013) [-]
I was just seeing how you'd react to that.
User avatar #798 to #797 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
Er...... no habla?
#799 to #798 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
Slav´sya strana! My gordimsya toboy!
User avatar #800 to #799 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
Even google translate doesn't know what you're saying....
User avatar #802 to #801 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
I thought you were from Mexico...
#803 to #802 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
you don't need to be from russia, just to admire the beauty of the glorious motherland.
and it's a beautiful anthem too.
User avatar #804 to #803 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
I agree with you. Is there a particular cause of this, or were you just feeling a bit slavic today?
#805 to #804 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
i've always loved russia.
i just kept it to myself, that's all.
#807 to #806 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
one of the main reasons... their powerful army.
User avatar #808 to #807 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
Seems like a reason to voice your adoration even louder.
#809 to #808 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
yeah, but all discret for now...
they can wipe half europe in 1 month if they wanted... even the U.S would think it twice before get into the conflict, because it would mean a nuclear war... war they would lose.
User avatar #810 to #809 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
We'd only lose if we invaded them.
#812 to #810 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
ahh however... i think i'll go play some Warframe... i'll see if my weapons are forged already...
User avatar #813 to #812 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
Thanks for the vote of confidence,....
User avatar #816 to #814 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
I noticed you changed your mascot.
User avatar #818 to #817 - tiredofthis (12/31/2013) [-]
Or not
#819 to #818 - lordfuckerslives (12/31/2013) [-]
who knows...
#811 to #810 - lordfuckerslives (12/30/2013) [-]
not to mention if Afghanistan decided to join then.. if all of those middle east countries with nuclear weapons join russia... you can imagine the results...
#729 - lordfuckerslives (12/26/2013) [-]
merry late christmas.
User avatar #731 to #729 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
well, well. Merry christmas to you as well.
User avatar #733 to #732 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
Get anything good?
#734 to #733 - lordfuckerslives (12/26/2013) [-]
my ps4... that's all.
but i had it before december...
User avatar #735 to #734 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
Cool. I like playstation too. I got my brother "The Last of Us" for our ps3
#736 to #735 - lordfuckerslives (12/26/2013) [-]
awesome game.
good choice.
User avatar #737 to #736 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
Thanks. From what I've seen it's the usual naughty dog masterpiece.
#738 to #737 - lordfuckerslives (12/26/2013) [-]
ND has always been a good developer.
a success like that was expected.
User avatar #739 to #738 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
There are so many things that remind me of Uncharted, too. Like during some down-time, the characters pass time by pointing out random obvious stuff.
#740 to #739 - lordfuckerslives (12/26/2013) [-]
that's good.
that's good.
User avatar #741 to #740 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
yeah, I kid of course. Silly little nitpicks like that can hardly ruin a game.
#742 to #741 - lordfuckerslives (12/26/2013) [-]
well, now i leave.
there are photoshop to do, tlk to you later.
User avatar #743 to #742 - tiredofthis (12/26/2013) [-]
photoshop away. farewell you crazy diamond.
#681 - jeffljrumpf (12/18/2013) [-]
anyone home?
#680 - cescon (12/18/2013) [-]
Jesus christ in a brothel how often do you talk to this enderslayer and **************** can i join your role play?...
User avatar #683 to #680 - tiredofthis (12/19/2013) [-]
You want to RP with us? I mean... I'd be happy to, but I don't really know how that three way would work
User avatar #688 to #683 - cescon (12/19/2013) [-]
Depends..Do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon...
User avatar #690 to #688 - tiredofthis (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm always the big spoon.
User avatar #710 to #690 - cescon (12/22/2013) [-]
Well if we decide to fork then please use condiments
User avatar #451 to #449 - tiredofthis (12/01/2013) [-]
have a nice thanksgiving?
#452 to #451 - lordfuckerslives (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't celebrate it.
User avatar #453 to #452 - tiredofthis (12/01/2013) [-]
why not?
#454 to #453 - lordfuckerslives (12/01/2013) [-]
mexico.
diferent traditions.
User avatar #456 to #454 - tiredofthis (12/01/2013) [-]
so.... you'd pass up on a chance to eat turkey and drink beer just because it's an "American thing"
#458 to #456 - lordfuckerslives (12/01/2013) [-]
no, i just don't have time for it.
my job is really absorbing.
User avatar #460 to #458 - tiredofthis (12/01/2013) [-]
That's a shame....
User avatar #467 to #462 - tiredofthis (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, hey, I'm sure it's hard to miss what you've never experianced.... unless.... for some reason.... you have experianced it....
#469 to #467 - lordfuckerslives (12/01/2013) [-]
no, never experienced.
User avatar #471 to #469 - tiredofthis (12/01/2013) [-]
Ah well.
User avatar #172 - enderslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
*runs up beside you* Brother! Come back! ((i guess they just had an argument concerning your's attitude.)
User avatar #850 to #172 - tiredofthis (01/06/2014) [-]
Aye, I have. Working on pronunciation, mostly... Alas if only I could hear an actual dragon say it....
User avatar #851 to #850 - enderslayer (01/06/2014) [-]
Soon enough, brother, will we face one more of those fiends.
User avatar #852 to #851 - tiredofthis (01/06/2014) [-]
And it will be too soon. If only there was a way to get along with them...
User avatar #853 to #852 - enderslayer (01/06/2014) [-]
*Looks through bookshelf* Such creatures live to fight. They act like barbarians, they will die like barbarians.
User avatar #854 to #853 - tiredofthis (01/06/2014) [-]
So quick to judge, eh brother? Wait! *I catch your arm before you dispose of a book* That's a spell book, I'll need it.
User avatar #855 to #854 - enderslayer (01/06/2014) [-]
*Hands you it* They have killed, and without us stepping in, they will kill everyone. Why would you protect such creatures?
User avatar #856 to #855 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
"I..... I don't know."
#886 to #856 - enderslayer (01/07/2014) [-]
*Leans against wall* Aye, if somebody would become allies with them, they could enslave humanity and even the dragons themselves.
User avatar #888 to #886 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Enslave,..... dragons..... hmmmmmm
User avatar #889 to #888 - enderslayer (01/07/2014) [-]
Which is why they need to be put down.
User avatar #890 to #889 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Er... yes. Yes I agree wth you completely brother. Now, let us.... uh oh...

*A groaning, creaking sound is heard as three draugur lurch from their crypts.*
User avatar #892 to #890 - enderslayer (01/07/2014) [-]
*readies spear* Kill them all.
User avatar #894 to #892 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
*Khaleek tosses a fireball at one, stunning it breifly. He then closes in with his mace, smashing its head.*
User avatar #896 to #894 - enderslayer (01/07/2014) [-]
*Zadavi shoves his spear into the last's head, impaling it*
User avatar #898 to #896 - tiredofthis (01/07/2014) [-]
Whew... We're awesome.
User avatar #899 to #898 - enderslayer (01/07/2014) [-]
*Yanks spear out of it's skull* Onwards to the Horn.
User avatar #830 to #172 - tiredofthis (01/04/2014) [-]
Khaleek: Oh I suppose you're right.

((It's all good. I wasn't going to run you down over it.))
User avatar #831 to #830 - enderslayer (01/04/2014) [-]
((This whole time i thought you were busy and couldn't reply.))She won't mind. Now off to the ruins.
User avatar #832 to #831 - tiredofthis (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm sure she'll miss me. Don't worry! We'll be back!

((Well I have been busy))
User avatar #833 to #832 - enderslayer (01/04/2014) [-]
*I grab my spear and we walk*
((Job?))
User avatar #834 to #833 - tiredofthis (01/04/2014) [-]
*it's a long-ass walk to ustengrav*

((No. Actually I was going back and forth to visit my various family members. Actually I just got back from Savannah.))
User avatar #835 to #834 - enderslayer (01/04/2014) [-]
*Huff huff huff* Ah...Ys, here we are, brother! Ready to go in? ((Is Savannah nice?))
User avatar #836 to #835 - tiredofthis (01/04/2014) [-]
*pant pant*....... blarg

((Right now it's cold as **** ))
User avatar #837 to #836 - enderslayer (01/04/2014) [-]
*Pats you on the back* It's alright. ((It's supposed to be 6 degrees here on Monday.))
User avatar #838 to #837 - tiredofthis (01/04/2014) [-]
I'll live, brother.... just... a moment...



((Ah, you live up in the north east-ish I'm guessing?))
User avatar #839 to #838 - enderslayer (01/04/2014) [-]
(Southern America.)
User avatar #840 to #839 - tiredofthis (01/04/2014) [-]
((Oh wow, really? Where? I'm in GA, and as far as I know, it's not supposed to get quite that cold))
User avatar #841 to #840 - enderslayer (01/04/2014) [-]
((Tennessee))
Take as much time as you need.
User avatar #842 to #841 - tiredofthis (01/05/2014) [-]
((ah, makes sense then. Geez I hope it doesn't get that cold here.))

*pant, pant, deep breath* alright, let's go!
User avatar #843 to #842 - enderslayer (01/05/2014) [-]
((Snow clouds are already moving in.))
*Opens doors* You first.
User avatar #844 to #843 - tiredofthis (01/05/2014) [-]
*Walk in muttering*

Woold.... woold
User avatar #845 to #844 - enderslayer (01/05/2014) [-]
*Nowhere to be seen.*
User avatar #846 to #845 - tiredofthis (01/05/2014) [-]
Khaleek: Brother... I think I'm improving.
User avatar #847 to #846 - enderslayer (01/05/2014) [-]
*Comes around the corner* On what?
User avatar #848 to #847 - tiredofthis (01/06/2014) [-]
On this shouting thing....
User avatar #849 to #848 - enderslayer (01/06/2014) [-]
Huh. Been studying more?
User avatar #776 to #172 - tiredofthis (12/27/2013) [-]
Her: Well.... if you loosen up some of those golden plates maybe I can show ya
User avatar #777 to #776 - enderslayer (12/27/2013) [-]
*i blush very hard under my helmet* W-what if a dragon attacks?
User avatar #778 to #777 - tiredofthis (12/27/2013) [-]
Her: Couldn't ya take 'im without armor, you big, strong man?

Khaleek: I could!
User avatar #779 to #778 - enderslayer (12/27/2013) [-]
*I step back from her as she get's closer* I must remain vigilant. ((Can you sense the perversion?))
User avatar #780 to #779 - tiredofthis (12/27/2013) [-]
((I'm CAUSING the perversion... because you know you want it))

Her: aww, what's the fun in that?
User avatar #781 to #780 - enderslayer (12/27/2013) [-]
((I kinda do.))
*I remember my appearence* (Oh god no!) No thank y- *She puts her hand on my chestplate's straps*
User avatar #782 to #781 - tiredofthis (12/27/2013) [-]
Her: You suuuuure? *pulls a little on the straps*