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Video Games Played: Fallout, Borderlands
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Interests: memetics, evolutionary psychology
Date Signed Up:1/17/2013
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:Hardy Kentucky USA
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#3 - Comment deleted 01/19/2013 on Amazing Science -1
#403 - Well, now, that was chilling. 01/19/2013 on Wonder Cat 0
#25 - I'm wondering if the cat did that on purpose. 01/19/2013 on Cat out of fucking nowhere 0
#6546 - Who would win in a battle between God and Superman ? …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Religion Board 0
#6547 - junkjack (01/19/2013) [-]
Who would win in a battle between God and Chuck Norris? That's a hard one. But i think Chuck Norris has the upper hand.
User avatar #6575 - thirteenthdoctor (01/19/2013) [-]
Didn't God kick Chuck Norris' ass in Return of the Dragon?
#6 - I'm entertaining myself and learning about this site. Also, th… 01/18/2013 on Lost in Thought 0
#6391 - If God is infinitely strong, what would happen if He punched H…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Religion Board 0
#6410 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2013) [-]
Since God is omnipotent nothing and everything could happen.
User avatar #6404 - boomboyrage (01/18/2013) [-]
What happens when an unstoppable force, collides with an immovable object?
User avatar #6510 - jokeface (01/19/2013) [-]
Well, I would think one of them would end up hanging from the side of a building while the other runs off to save Commissioner Gordon's family from Twoface.
User avatar #6403 - everheat (01/18/2013) [-]
He would die.
#6390 - And then did Scooby-Doo and Shaggy pull off the mask. "Ve… 01/18/2013 on Religion Board 0
#6389 - Baptist, and then Church of God, I think. Not a whole lotta Bu… 01/18/2013 on Religion Board +1
#6388 - I'm of the opinion that getting trampled to death for any re…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Religion Board +1
#6425 - feelythefeel (01/18/2013) [-]
#24 - I think most of us had that thought. 01/18/2013 on Suspicious Banks 0
#23 - You have a point. However, I think it's enough that people sim… 01/18/2013 on Suspicious Banks 0
#253 - Wow, my comment attracted a few downwards-pointing thumbs. No … 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#249 - Perhaps the “flaw” (as you call it) is that the problem is… 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun +1
#208 - Ha! I don't think evolution works that way. ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun -4
User avatar #253 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
Wow, my comment attracted a few downwards-pointing thumbs. No evolution fans around here? Or did I make some other mistake? I'm genuinely curious.
#206 - I think you're on to something, friend. 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun -1
#2 - Ah, well, no photo tells the entire story. She's disabled, you… 01/18/2013 on Amazement is Where You Find It -1
#204 - Thanks for that link. The 11,000 figure I used came from (I th… 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#3 - Perhaps I'm dense but ... can you elaborate on that, MublerKing?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Getting to Okay 0
User avatar #5 - mublerking (01/18/2013) [-]
Go read full metal alchemist
#131 - I almost died of hypothermia, once. That wasn't too bad. But I…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
User avatar #132 - djequalizee (01/18/2013) [-]
I can't die. I have ingested metals and they have fused to my body creating a perfect cyborg body.

I've said too much.
#136 - Lulzilla (01/18/2013) [-]
Until your placed into one of these things and ripped to fucking shreds.
User avatar #140 - djequalizee (01/18/2013) [-]
>implying the alloy his highly magnetic.

#165 - Lulzilla (01/18/2013) [-]
Implying that no idiot would eat various useless and poisonous metals.
From the top of my head the only metals that aren't magnetic are: Lead, Nickle ,Chrome, Copper, and Tin.
Most metals that actually have use (Other then copper but that'd degrade quickly in your body.) are magnetic AND will rip out of your body inside this machine.

(Oh, If you say that you'll use alloys that aren't magnetic just remember...Alloys are the pairing of various natural metals to create a nonnatural metal. Said natural metal will most likely be magnetic.)
User avatar #169 - djequalizee (01/18/2013) [-]
Wat, cus i'm srs.

I thought long and hard about this subject

I also think eating metals turns you into a cyborg
User avatar #173 - Lulzilla (01/18/2013) [-]
Listen here you sin of the Earth. You're body is made up of metals. Iron, Zinc, A tiny bit of other metals. Does that make you a cyborg? No. You would have to have the circuitry in order for that to be true.
User avatar #243 - newsmyrna (01/18/2013) [-]
would someone with a pacemaker be a cyborg then?
User avatar #201 - Ruspanic (01/18/2013) [-]
I think you're taking this too seriously.
User avatar #137 - Lulzilla (01/18/2013) [-]
#128 - That is well-reasoned. It's in accord with what some people ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun +1
#231 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #249 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps the “flaw” (as you call it) is that the problem is insoluble as posed. Consider nuclear war: it is insoluble; it cannot be won. As the movie WarGames had it, the only way to win is not to play. But we can't not play when one part of our society declares war on another part. The result is a second Civil War, and you know how horrible the first one was.

Perhaps the starting point for the solution is to look at the causes of violence and general unrest in the USA. It is, however, far harder for people to frankly critique the American Dream than to stock up piles of weaponry. Is it possible, though, that there are fundamental assumptions that need to be reconsidered? If so, how fundamental? Which ones?
#125 - If that's what it means, SilenceIkillu, that would mean that o…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#161 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2013) [-]
11,000 is considered the homicide rate that included all murder, the average gun related death excluding suicide is normally around 8,000 a year. With this statistic you also have to consider some people killed more than one person. I still think that number is a little low.

www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/ This is a really good website to look up this kind of information.
User avatar #204 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for that link. The 11,000 figure I used came from (I think) the United Nations world report. From a purely academic standpoint it's rather frustrating that these various reports don't match up ... but I suppose that whether it's 8,000 or 11,000 it's still a whole lot of thousands.
#56 - I'm all for outlawing waterboarding. *SHUDDER* (I rea… 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun -1
#43 - Actually, guns were introduced into Japan and were then banish… 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#42 - Call of Duty, Fallout, Borderlands, Halo ... and so on. Would …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
User avatar #117 - awesomenessdefined (01/18/2013) [-]
Not real enough. I mean, have you seen the graphics on real life. They're insanely good.
#41 - That is indeed an option! In fact, it's the essence of Taoism,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
User avatar #54 - meowmixallday (01/18/2013) [-]
probably, i mean whats the point of trying to hinder our 2nd amendment mojo, people will just get more angry
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