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timmyrustler

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#5018
Comment Thumbs: 1830 total,  1910 ,  80
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:147
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#10 - A classic conundrum.  [+] (16 new replies) 8 hours ago on (untitled) +9
#28 - threethan (23 minutes ago) [-]
Last night i bondburgered your sister. fuck me thats a great line
User avatar #22 - niggernazi (2 hours ago) [-]
I James Bond cheeseburgered your sister?
User avatar #21 - privatepanda (2 hours ago) [-]
Pierce Brosnan was the sixth Bond, that burger was a #9 on their menu in the 60's, which is when they started making James Bond movies. You put it together.
#24 - broswagonist (1 hour ago) [-]
#23 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
That is expecting way too much of me to get that.
User avatar #20 - aeriesiapna (2 hours ago) [-]
Last night I Gun Bunned your sister
User avatar #19 - lmfaoattheboat (3 hours ago) [-]
Last night i 007 bic mac your sister?
User avatar #17 - ScottP (4 hours ago) [-]
I Pierce Brosnan'd burger your sister?
I Goldeneye burger your sister?
User avatar #16 - samthediv (4 hours ago) [-]
Last night I silently quarter pounded your sister
User avatar #25 - josuke (45 minutes ago) [-]
Sam
No
User avatar #26 - samthediv (37 minutes ago) [-]
Ye tho
User avatar #27 - josuke (37 minutes ago) [-]
Bond burger
C;mon
User avatar #13 - semenslurpinglily (5 hours ago) [-]
Spy cheesed?
User avatar #12 - mathiaslundem (6 hours ago) [-]
"Last night i misogynist living animal with feelings your sister" ?
#14 - brothergrimm (5 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #11 - marioslmg (6 hours ago) [-]
Last night I James bond hamburger your sister?
#31 - Damn right someone ****** up. Two ******* batter… 03/03/2015 on Someone dun fucked up big time +1
#33 - Someone should introduce Ken to Jaden Smith. 03/01/2015 on Ken M +11
#148 - S-so this is how Americans feel when they see their army. I ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on SAS Fact Compilation +41
#213 - smokeyrp (02/23/2015) [-]
Now that's sport!
#61 - Ubisoft literally released a game that they hadn't finished ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Wu might be going after... +82
User avatar #75 - theroflcer (02/12/2015) [-]
Well to be fair, Nintendo, Capcom and Konami are the only companies I've never seen release an unfinished game, and even then, I could easily be wrong.
#29 - Like Empire like colony.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Soccer +5
#37 - TheInvader (02/11/2015) [-]
#30 - navien (02/11/2015) [-]
#21 - I used to get up at 5am and go downstairs and watch sumo wrest… 02/08/2015 on Dark Souls PVP +2
#37 - Waiting for the unexpected jihad edit. 02/07/2015 on Im not racist.. +5
#12 - For every instance of manspreading there is a girl using the s…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Muh Oppression +225
User avatar #27 - sinonyx (02/03/2015) [-]
that's different, she doesn't want someone creepy pervert to sit next to her and try to rape her. men sitting with their legs open like that is literal rape





i'm being sarcastic
User avatar #31 - pootismang (02/03/2015) [-]
The fact that you put that spoiler there is really depressing.
Not because you're an idiot for doing it, the opposite really.
What has this world come to when such a disclaimer is needed?
User avatar #51 - truesmokewolf (02/03/2015) [-]
You can't add voice inflection into comments. Or, at least, it's not easy.
#124 - anonymous (02/03/2015) [-]
when someone is being sarcastic on British television and you have subtitles turned on an exclamation mark in brackets at the end of a sentence means sarcasm. like this (!).
User avatar #79 - torky (02/03/2015) [-]
oh REALLY?

Did that work for you?
User avatar #22 - vortexrain (02/03/2015) [-]
I call it, putting your shit in my way-spreading.
#15 - Relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Tittycaca +74
#22 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
are you sure you're not shadowrated?
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