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#1803902 - Well **** . Glhf 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
#1803897 - Idk then. Advil and a Ziploc bag of ice water? Headaches suck.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803899 - mikli (07/21/2014) [-]
I have none of those either
gg
User avatar #1803902 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Well shit.
Glhf
#1803889 - Ah. I feel like that's not really my kind of game. But…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803909 - DaCrazyOne (07/21/2014) [-]
It's a nice game, great graphics, the hit mechanics are sometimes hit and miss, but the PvP is somewhat buggy when it comes to connections and FUCKING BULLSHIT BACKSTABS.

Imagine it like the perfect romantic partner. Smart, charming, sexy, the type of girl/guy you could show to your parents and they not be totally ashamed of you. Only downside is that she punches you in the face every five minutes, and I'm not talking lovetaps. I'm talking lay you on your ass, full-blown, haymaker punches. You pouring milk for a bowl of cereal? BLAM! Taking a nap? Not anymore, BLAM! Having sex? PREPARE FOR A FIST TO THE FACE, BLAM!
#1803879 - What game?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803881 - DaCrazyOne (07/21/2014) [-]
Dark Souls :3
User avatar #1803889 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Ah.
I feel like that's not really my kind of game.
But I guess I see the appeal.
User avatar #1803909 - DaCrazyOne (07/21/2014) [-]
It's a nice game, great graphics, the hit mechanics are sometimes hit and miss, but the PvP is somewhat buggy when it comes to connections and FUCKING BULLSHIT BACKSTABS.

Imagine it like the perfect romantic partner. Smart, charming, sexy, the type of girl/guy you could show to your parents and they not be totally ashamed of you. Only downside is that she punches you in the face every five minutes, and I'm not talking lovetaps. I'm talking lay you on your ass, full-blown, haymaker punches. You pouring milk for a bowl of cereal? BLAM! Taking a nap? Not anymore, BLAM! Having sex? PREPARE FOR A FIST TO THE FACE, BLAM!
#1803871 - Whenever I used to get headaches I'd strap a cold ice pack thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803882 - mikli (07/21/2014) [-]
I dun hab dose
User avatar #1803897 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Idk then. Advil and a Ziploc bag of ice water?
Headaches suck.
User avatar #1803899 - mikli (07/21/2014) [-]
I have none of those either
gg
User avatar #1803902 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Well shit.
Glhf
#1803858 - Don't worry about it, I've done the same. Nice to meet you… 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803852 - Old. Returned temporarily to see if I recognize people.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1803855 - elbrysobrony (07/21/2014) [-]
Aah, okay then. Sorry for making assumptions.
User avatar #1803858 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it, I've done the same.
Nice to meet you too, I'm Tim.
#1803841 - Sure, why not. 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
#1803836 - Sounds...chaotic? I doubt he's as amused.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803867 - DaCrazyOne (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh he's 'amused'.

And now he's trying to kill this blacksmith who is punching the shit out of him over and over again.
User avatar #1803879 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
What game?
User avatar #1803881 - DaCrazyOne (07/21/2014) [-]
Dark Souls :3
User avatar #1803889 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Ah.
I feel like that's not really my kind of game.
But I guess I see the appeal.
User avatar #1803909 - DaCrazyOne (07/21/2014) [-]
It's a nice game, great graphics, the hit mechanics are sometimes hit and miss, but the PvP is somewhat buggy when it comes to connections and FUCKING BULLSHIT BACKSTABS.

Imagine it like the perfect romantic partner. Smart, charming, sexy, the type of girl/guy you could show to your parents and they not be totally ashamed of you. Only downside is that she punches you in the face every five minutes, and I'm not talking lovetaps. I'm talking lay you on your ass, full-blown, haymaker punches. You pouring milk for a bowl of cereal? BLAM! Taking a nap? Not anymore, BLAM! Having sex? PREPARE FOR A FIST TO THE FACE, BLAM!
#1803831 - I've met a few people on here who were kinda cool. Added s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803839 - mrspensy (07/21/2014) [-]
Agreed.
Very much agreed.

I'm sponsorfrock on skype, if you'd like to add me.
I'm nearly always up for a call or a chat.
User avatar #1803841 - timforthewin (07/21/2014) [-]
Sure, why not.

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#795 - rdobet ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Welcome back to life.
User avatar #781 - phanact (12/16/2013) [-]
Wait I know you
You're that guy who likes applebloom alot
User avatar #783 to #781 - applebloom (12/16/2013) [-]
I am pretty cool, aren't I?
User avatar #785 to #783 - phanact (12/16/2013) [-]
sho ya silly little pony
User avatar #789 to #785 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
I read that in an angry Scottish accent and I don't know why.
#782 to #781 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
To be honest, I'm more of a Michelle Creber fan at this point.   
But yes, that's me.   
It's been a while since I was online.
To be honest, I'm more of a Michelle Creber fan at this point.
But yes, that's me.
It's been a while since I was online.
User avatar #784 to #782 - phanact (12/16/2013) [-]
You know fjaddi?
User avatar #786 to #784 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah. I used to be a TC regular too.
#787 to #786 - phanact (12/16/2013) [-]
ah   
shes my tfw gf now
ah
shes my tfw gf now
User avatar #790 to #787 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
What does tfw stand for in this context?
#791 to #790 - phanact (12/16/2013) [-]
my friend has just been saying gf as tfw gf like in reference to tfw no gf
User avatar #792 to #791 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh. I googled it and found "Total ******* Whore" O.o
User avatar #793 to #792 - phanact (12/16/2013) [-]
Nah she's not a whore
User avatar #794 to #793 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I know.
She's cool
User avatar #788 to #787 - timforthewin (12/16/2013) [-]
D'awwww
User avatar #778 - mayormilkman (12/10/2013) [-]
I thought you died.
User avatar #779 to #778 - timforthewin (12/10/2013) [-]
Well I didn't
User avatar #780 to #779 - mayormilkman (12/10/2013) [-]
That's nice, then.
User avatar #772 - fugikuro (12/08/2013) [-]
Oh, you're still alive. Hi
User avatar #773 to #772 - timforthewin (12/08/2013) [-]
Hi! How have you been?
User avatar #774 to #773 - fugikuro (12/08/2013) [-]
Pretty good. Been doin stuff. The Friendly thread got exploded a couple times. That was fun.
User avatar #775 to #774 - timforthewin (12/09/2013) [-]
Is the friendly thread still a thing?
User avatar #776 to #775 - fugikuro (12/09/2013) [-]
Yes
#770 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account** (12/08/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #771 to #770 - timforthewin (12/08/2013) [-]
<33333
I'm on my new laptop and have no pictures, but hi!
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User avatar #766 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
Hello there. i believe we met at some point.
User avatar #765 - ipoopinurinals (04/04/2013) [-]
Hi there
User avatar #763 - mayormilkman (03/26/2013) [-]
Here, take this comment.

I hope nothing bad happens to it while I sleep.
User avatar #764 to #763 - timforthewin (03/26/2013) [-]
Thanks<3
User avatar #705 - fugikuro (03/15/2013) [-]
Phhhhbbbbtttt
User avatar #715 to #712 - fugikuro (03/18/2013) [-]
Raisins
User avatar #716 to #715 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
That's a valid point, but pomegranates.
User avatar #717 to #716 - fugikuro (03/18/2013) [-]
You fail to realize the scientific applications of dried grapes, my dear friend. Have you even considered the trans-dimensional vine theory?
User avatar #718 to #717 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps I haven't, but has ANYONE really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
User avatar #719 to #718 - fugikuro (03/18/2013) [-]
Yes. Grabiel Plumberton, found of modern fruitology
User avatar #723 to #719 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Hehehe
User avatar #694 - oodlesandoodles (03/13/2013) [-]
Oh my God! You still exist?! I was so worried. Not enough to check on you, but, you know...
User avatar #700 to #694 - timforthewin (03/14/2013) [-]
I kinda still exist. I was kinda vaporized the other day by a video I was sent.
Vaporized in a good happy way.
User avatar #699 to #693 - timforthewin (03/14/2013) [-]
Looks more like bread to me.
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User avatar #742 to #692 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Slept alright.
I hate falling asleep.
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User avatar #746 to #744 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm alright.
Don't want to do anything tomorrow, getting kinda sick of school.

You?
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User avatar #750 to #748 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
It's in 2 weeks :/

That's good to hear!
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User avatar #754 to #752 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I feel like the last person to get spring break.
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User avatar #757 to #755 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Are you on it yet?
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User avatar #760 to #759 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Ah that's too bad >:l
I need to return to sleep, I'll see ya <3
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User avatar #698 to #692 - timforthewin (03/14/2013) [-]
How ya doing, scaredog?
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User avatar #707 to #701 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Same here
Exciting birthday stuff and such.
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User avatar #714 to #711 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Yup. It was on the 11th
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User avatar #721 to #720 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
That's alright :D Thanks
It was great.
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User avatar #724 to #722 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Some companion cube fuzzy dice, a megaman air freshener, 8-bit sunglasses (lol), a cool set of guitar picks (made out of old records), and some money.

Also: www.funnyjunk.com/user/timforthewin/685#685
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User avatar #726 to #725 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm happy forever now.

Although she made another video for another fan whose birthday was on Saturday, which is kinda bittersweet 'cause he's a nice guy and stuff, but it makes mine seem that tiny bit less special.

Still happy though.
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User avatar #728 to #727 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Anyway, before I brag more.

What's new with you?
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User avatar #730 to #729 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
But seriously, she's too good to me.

That's disappointing, but totally happens. I'll have months that just kinda pass.
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User avatar #732 to #731 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Anyway I need to go to sleep
#733 to #732 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #738 to #733 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Awake again!
For just a little while.
#741 to #738 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #703 to #695 - xblthatguy (03/14/2013) [-]
Hi Tim!
User avatar #709 to #703 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #734 to #709 - xblthatguy (03/18/2013) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #736 to #734 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Absolutely fantastic!
Got the greatest birthday gift of all time ever!
(www.mobypicture.com/user/MichelleCreber/view/14937616)
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User avatar #708 to #702 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
Not much, my birthday was on the 11th
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User avatar #685 to #684 - timforthewin (03/12/2013) [-]
So Monday March 11 was my birthday and I have another Michelle Creber related story!

So at school I see a tweet from Michael (her dad) saying have a great birthday, so that's cool. Hours pass, school ends, more hours pass. I'm a little disappointed because Michelle didn't say happy birthday, but it's all good.

Then I receive another tweet, this one from Monique (her mom). It says the same thing, but also says that their plane just landed and when they get home Michelle will send me a message.

So I'm expecting just a tweet that says happy birthday to my first and best fan, Tim.

What I got was this:
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User avatar #686 to #685 - timforthewin (03/12/2013) [-]
Also hi.
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User avatar #688 to #687 - timforthewin (03/13/2013) [-]
That's ok.

I know right? I still can hardly believe it happened. Still fanboying about it and everything.
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User avatar #697 to #691 - timforthewin (03/14/2013) [-]
Yep, it's fine! Thanks <3

And it's followed by a bad work week, but if I start to feel down I can recall APPLEBLOOM saying happy birthday to me.
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User avatar #713 to #704 - timforthewin (03/18/2013) [-]
I can never be sad again!
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User avatar #737 to #735 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Thanks :D

I can't wait to see them again (which won't happen for a while)
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User avatar #740 to #739 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
I've got one in early August, that they might go to.

Then two others neither of us are confirmed for in late May and early July.
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User avatar #745 to #743 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
So fun. Just cool people, awesome panels, etc.
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User avatar #749 to #747 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
I've heard it's not bad. You should try going!
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User avatar #753 to #751 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've mentioned.
It *is* more fun to go with someone else, but not bad alone.
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User avatar #758 to #756 - timforthewin (03/19/2013) [-]
They're all so expensive though. CMC, EFNW, and bronyCon are gonna run me dry.
#679 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
www.gifsoup.com/
Hey Tim, try this for your gif making.
#680 to #679 - timforthewin (02/11/2013) [-]
Someone made the .gif for me :D
Someone made the .gif for me :D
#681 to #680 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Oh...well...um...okay
User avatar #682 to #681 - timforthewin (02/11/2013) [-]
But I'll keep that in mind :D
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