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Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#54 - "According to the Water Supply and Sanitation Collaborati…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Gap Could Buy Just About... +1
User avatar #56 - penileburglar (02/26/2014) [-]
Read : Providing proper sewage would raise the goal to 49 billion.
(The image says 'clean water and sanitation.' Sewage is a part of sanitation. In fact, it even refers to it as 'sanitation' earlier in the article.)

Also, read: "ADDITIONAL INVESTMENTS" of $10 billion per year--that means in addition to all the money being spent on all the aid groups around the world already.

And if we wanted to get super-technical, it says 'for the entire planet,' not 'the rest of the planet that needs it.' But that point doesn't even need to be made, now that we're 40 billion dollars over the goal already.
#64 - timerce (02/26/2014) [-]
oh absolutely i wasnt saying their claim was correct. was just answering the question of "for how long" that burglar asked
User avatar #108 - penileburglar (02/27/2014) [-]
Ah! I misunderstood you then. Thank you very much, I assumed everyone was here to argue and forgot that someone might *actually* be nice enough to just answer my question. I was genuinely curious as to where they got the figure from.
#291 - thumbed you up not because you are right or because its a good… 02/24/2014 on Size matters 0
#284 - thats because ur population doesnt even top 1 mil. 02/24/2014 on Size matters 0
#101 - this is pretty perfectly timed as i just watched that episode … 02/18/2014 on Angel life lesson 0
#157 - no, he is. 02/14/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#76 - no, the traits i listed were traits that could be attributed t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on turbine +1
#79 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/09/2014) [-]
#70 - most comics are a ripoff of some other comic. the batman and g…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on turbine 0
User avatar #74 - faithrider (02/09/2014) [-]
yup.
#68 - batman and green arrow are really quite different. green arrow…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on turbine +4
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/09/2014) [-]
green arrow is not those things. oliver is. just like bruce wayne is. jesus fucking christ i cant argue with someone who cant even tell the alter egos apart. you are just the worst kind of fail
#126 - jamessevensix (02/09/2014) [-]
#76 - timerce (02/09/2014) [-]
no, the traits i listed were traits that could be attributed to the green arrow persona. had i wanted to list oliver queen's personality i wouldve said something about being a womanizer,alcoholic
#79 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/09/2014) [-]
#96 - none of the answers below are correct. its because of jew physics. 02/05/2014 on Excuses +2
#95 - im gonna have to disagree just how tiny the problem is conside…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Excuses 0
User avatar #104 - konradkurze (02/05/2014) [-]
yeah nice how usa pisses on its own people while it bleeds money to a fascist state.....preaching peace and equality while it funds apartheid
#318 - this is why the generally consented on age of adult hood is 21… 02/02/2014 on knight comp 0
#55 - that explains why he hasnt been laid in so long 01/27/2014 on big penis 0
#43 - Picture 01/26/2014 on Tumblr comp +2
#150 - well i say the biggest draw back is the closing time but the a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Subway Networks 0
User avatar #152 - xbobchris (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, they can be pretty dickish.
#148 - also consider the fact that most of these other maps cover one…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Subway Networks 0
User avatar #149 - xbobchris (01/18/2014) [-]
That's true I suppose.
#150 - timerce (01/18/2014) [-]
well i say the biggest draw back is the closing time but the actual biggest draw back is the odds of being shot by BART police
User avatar #152 - xbobchris (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, they can be pretty dickish.
#147 - having lived in other areas and now living in the bay i can sa…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Subway Networks 0
#148 - timerce (01/18/2014) [-]
also consider the fact that most of these other maps cover one city while BART covers most of the bay area
User avatar #149 - xbobchris (01/18/2014) [-]
That's true I suppose.
#150 - timerce (01/18/2014) [-]
well i say the biggest draw back is the closing time but the actual biggest draw back is the odds of being shot by BART police
User avatar #152 - xbobchris (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, they can be pretty dickish.
#14 - this is dumb. so what that the signs are fake. arent jokes mad… 01/05/2014 on Facebook (92928392) +1
#14 - ummm it takes more than 1 tree to be a forest 12/31/2013 on street art -1
#68 - you cant have sex with mac and cheese either 12/29/2013 on YT comp 0
#16 - these pictures are absolutely fake idk why you got thumbed down 12/15/2013 on Snow in Egypt -3
#21 - really? because i think the opposite. i think it will just be … 12/14/2013 on fuuuu +1
#22 - theres a huge difference in only looking out for yourself and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on yep 0
#23 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [-]
How long does a sovereign nation have to be attacked before they take measures to prevent those attacks?

The only ones responsible for the situation in Palestine are the Palestinian leaders, who would rather spend resources for brainwashing the next generation than on infrastructure or national development.

Pallywood I - According to Palestinian Sources (1 of 2)
#20 - yes i can. criticism of israel is not anti-semitic. thats the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on yep 0
User avatar #21 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [-]
Ok then, what country is not selfish? What country's government exists to serve the countries around them at the expense of its own citizens?

It was not constructive criticism, it was just a string of insults.
#22 - timerce (12/11/2013) [-]
theres a huge difference in only looking out for yourself and running the worlds largest open air prison. keep trying to justify apartheid and genocide tho history will speak for itself
#23 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [-]
How long does a sovereign nation have to be attacked before they take measures to prevent those attacks?

The only ones responsible for the situation in Palestine are the Palestinian leaders, who would rather spend resources for brainwashing the next generation than on infrastructure or national development.

Pallywood I - According to Palestinian Sources (1 of 2)
#17 - where do you think china got that technology? israel has been … 12/11/2013 on yep 0
#16 - nothing anti-semitic about criticizing israel. keep trying tho kiddo.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2013 on yep 0
User avatar #18 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [-]
You cant deny that it has a very antisemitic tone.
#20 - timerce (12/11/2013) [-]
yes i can. criticism of israel is not anti-semitic. thats the shit they hide behind to avoid legitimate criticisms. gtfo with that shit.
User avatar #21 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [-]
Ok then, what country is not selfish? What country's government exists to serve the countries around them at the expense of its own citizens?

It was not constructive criticism, it was just a string of insults.
#22 - timerce (12/11/2013) [-]
theres a huge difference in only looking out for yourself and running the worlds largest open air prison. keep trying to justify apartheid and genocide tho history will speak for itself
#23 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [-]
How long does a sovereign nation have to be attacked before they take measures to prevent those attacks?

The only ones responsible for the situation in Palestine are the Palestinian leaders, who would rather spend resources for brainwashing the next generation than on infrastructure or national development.

Pallywood I - According to Palestinian Sources (1 of 2)
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#3 to #2 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Without any had feelings from either end can I ask you something out of curiosity?
#4 to #3 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
You thumbed this down
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/comment-section/Oh+boy/TypuGGl/

I'm just curious as to why. I'm not saying you dont have the right and I dont really care about the thumb itself. I'm just wondering what about this content made you want to thumb it down.
#8 to #5 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
but since you are the only person to ever comment on my profile ill go and change it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh thanks man.
#6 to #5 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
eh honestly it was probably a misclick as i dont even remember seeing it
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Alright man. I just always see content that gets thumbed down and I see no reason why it should have been.

Thanks for being such a good sport.
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