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#5 - where did this info come from? 05/17/2014 on Game of Thrones history... 0
#6 - yes, its not different than a bacon and waffle breakfast excep… 05/01/2014 on food sex 0
#41 - "ut i don't appreciate someone kissing my ass and being a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on terrible 0
#43 - sloot (05/01/2014) [-]
There is a minimum amount you are supposed to tip and that is fine. However if you are terrible at your job and can't wait a table why do you deserve a tip?
#39 - then eat somewhere where you get your own **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on terrible -3
#40 - sloot (05/01/2014) [-]
Even an exemplary waiter IMO is just doing their job.

some days i'll tip 50% because i am fortunate to have a great job. But i don't appreciate someone kissing my ass and being annoying solely to try and get me to leave more money. If my waiter is fast, pleasant, and knows wtf she is talking about (ie beers on tap,specials etc) then I will tip well.
#41 - timerce (05/01/2014) [-]
"ut i don't appreciate someone kissing my ass and being annoying solely to try and get me to leave more money" you literally just described every job in sales ever. if you dont want to tip thats fine there are plenty of places for you to eat without leaving a tip. McDonalds appreciates your business.
#43 - sloot (05/01/2014) [-]
There is a minimum amount you are supposed to tip and that is fine. However if you are terrible at your job and can't wait a table why do you deserve a tip?
#11 - im gonna assume you arent talking about american football. its…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on slowmo knuckleball by R.A.... 0
User avatar #13 - olioh (04/29/2014) [-]
have u ever seen how fucking huge football/soccerball fields are? fuck ur aiming, try running the field from side to side for 30mins and then tell me again, its harder to hit a ball
#12 - thestalos (04/29/2014) [-]
You stand and swing, there's a more team based aspect in 'soccer'. Chess is harder than baseball. People constantly attacking you in soccer, timing is just as important as well. MMA is harder than baseball. A lot of other sports are more physically demanding as well.
#9 - theres little league in all sports that doesnt mean the sport …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on slowmo knuckleball by R.A.... -1
#10 - thestalos (04/29/2014) [-]
It's not the hardest sport to play, football has knuckle balls only the person shooting them isn't staying still
#11 - timerce (04/29/2014) [-]
im gonna assume you arent talking about american football. its hardly the hardest sport to play as long as you have stamina. again, try hitting a ball traveling anywhere between 60-100 mph with movement, making sure you dont get under the ball, making sure your timing is right to not hit it foul, while at the same time trying to avoid a groundball in a double play situation or going opposite field to help drive in a run. football (soccer) is a pretty easy sport comparatively
User avatar #13 - olioh (04/29/2014) [-]
have u ever seen how fucking huge football/soccerball fields are? fuck ur aiming, try running the field from side to side for 30mins and then tell me again, its harder to hit a ball
#12 - thestalos (04/29/2014) [-]
You stand and swing, there's a more team based aspect in 'soccer'. Chess is harder than baseball. People constantly attacking you in soccer, timing is just as important as well. MMA is harder than baseball. A lot of other sports are more physically demanding as well.
#7 - and thats why baseball,imo, is the hardest sport to play. that…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2014 on slowmo knuckleball by R.A.... 0
#17 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
Eh.
Stuff like 80 MPH knuckleballs is pro stuff, I don't think it's fair to compare pro-level baseball to commoner level other sports.
#8 - thestalos (04/29/2014) [-]
No where near hardest to play, maybe hard to be good at, but there's little league for a reason.
#9 - timerce (04/29/2014) [-]
theres little league in all sports that doesnt mean the sport isnt hard. it means they scale back the difficulty for kids.
#10 - thestalos (04/29/2014) [-]
It's not the hardest sport to play, football has knuckle balls only the person shooting them isn't staying still
#11 - timerce (04/29/2014) [-]
im gonna assume you arent talking about american football. its hardly the hardest sport to play as long as you have stamina. again, try hitting a ball traveling anywhere between 60-100 mph with movement, making sure you dont get under the ball, making sure your timing is right to not hit it foul, while at the same time trying to avoid a groundball in a double play situation or going opposite field to help drive in a run. football (soccer) is a pretty easy sport comparatively
User avatar #13 - olioh (04/29/2014) [-]
have u ever seen how fucking huge football/soccerball fields are? fuck ur aiming, try running the field from side to side for 30mins and then tell me again, its harder to hit a ball
#12 - thestalos (04/29/2014) [-]
You stand and swing, there's a more team based aspect in 'soccer'. Chess is harder than baseball. People constantly attacking you in soccer, timing is just as important as well. MMA is harder than baseball. A lot of other sports are more physically demanding as well.
#16 - i didnt know they gave a date. cyborg was already cast recentl… 04/29/2014 on Robin Working Out 0
#14 - its most likely that if nightwing appears he will appear in th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Robin Working Out 0
User avatar #15 - shadowm (04/29/2014) [-]
2018, it was pretty much assumed for forever though considering they are given the Flash his own TV series, they had a Wonder Woman movie in 2011 that most people seem to want to forget, they have Superman and Batman getting ready, Green Lantern was introduced, and Green Arrow has his own show. That leaves Aquaman and Cyborg , in terms of big characters anyway, if they even want to have those characters included.
#16 - timerce (04/29/2014) [-]
i didnt know they gave a date. cyborg was already cast recently. though im guessing that we wont actually see cyborg. just victor stone. maybe in that metropolis vs gotham football scene that the production of was leaked a while back. i doubt aquaman will be in it as his powers wouldnt translate to a live action movie very well especially one that involves people on land. as to the green arrow and flash tv shows i doubt if they make them into the movie that they will be the same versions.
#4 - duct tape is not only cheaper than all of those options but it…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Life Hack +1
User avatar #43 - schwerdaddy (04/27/2014) [-]
These items are reusable, while duct tape must be disposed. With these items, you don't look ghetto/like a redneck. Duct tape may leave behind sticky residue on the cap.
#29 - lordmak (04/27/2014) [-]
Why would you waste ducktape on lids..
When you can use it on kids
#8 - in the begining i was put off by Stephen Amell as the Green Ar… 04/27/2014 on Life achievements 0
#6 - smallville is one of my favorite series of all time. probably …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Life achievements +1
User avatar #7 - simgi (04/27/2014) [-]
that's good news, cause that's the next show we plan to watch ^_^
#8 - timerce (04/27/2014) [-]
in the begining i was put off by Stephen Amell as the Green Arrow but eventually he grew on me and now i think hes doing a better job than Justin Hartley. also keep an eye out for the flash spin off they are doing. they originally introduced flash in arrow but the demand for his own show caused them to give him his own show instead of making him a character on arrow.
#15 - since when are fighting and earth the same thing? not all rock… 04/27/2014 on The Elements of Pokemon 0
#58 - any man who is in a long term relationship is living with a ch… 04/27/2014 on #rekt +3
#30 - when white people started doing the joke too. 04/27/2014 on kanye west +8
#50 - what resources are being wasted? empty wall space isnt a resou…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Art vs Graffiti 0
User avatar #92 - richardsimonsgot (04/25/2014) [-]
Paint? The time it takes to paint the wall?

Maybe you should learn what words mean before commenting next time.
User avatar #90 - leonhardt (04/25/2014) [-]
Paint is a resource lol.
Rage more.
#3 - lots of ppl do this on twitter. there are dozens of twitter bo… 04/23/2014 on Credit card -2
#50 - Picture 04/23/2014 on Gunny Dont give a f*** +9
#4 - i think you meant demolition derbies. either that or monster t… 03/29/2014 on how do you park this thing 0
#99 - yes, i get that but im not really sure where i want to start. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Darth Bane 0
User avatar #100 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
I'd personally start with the tales of the jedi comics.
#97 - im not sure really thats why i was asking for suggestions. i c…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Darth Bane 0
User avatar #98 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
There's a bunch of eras. such as the old republic era which lasts from 28000 bby to 1000 BBY
#99 - timerce (03/23/2014) [-]
yes, i get that but im not really sure where i want to start. eventually i wanna read it all so its not so important. whats your favorite?
User avatar #100 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
I'd personally start with the tales of the jedi comics.
#95 - ok so im sure this has been asked a million times on these com…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Darth Bane 0
User avatar #104 - kyrill (03/23/2014) [-]
the last of the jedi is a pretty good book.
User avatar #101 - Noon (03/23/2014) [-]
Read the Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn, its based right after the original movies I believe. First Star Wars books I read.
User avatar #96 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
where do you want to start?
#97 - timerce (03/23/2014) [-]
im not sure really thats why i was asking for suggestions. i cant make up my mind lol.
User avatar #98 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
There's a bunch of eras. such as the old republic era which lasts from 28000 bby to 1000 BBY
#99 - timerce (03/23/2014) [-]
yes, i get that but im not really sure where i want to start. eventually i wanna read it all so its not so important. whats your favorite?
User avatar #100 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
I'd personally start with the tales of the jedi comics.
#67 - both of the things you mentioned are the same thing. stop tryi… 03/17/2014 on This week in science. 0
#357 - North Korea 03/17/2014 on Health 0
#69 - its only inb4 if you actually do it inb4 and not hours after d…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Apple Juice 0
User avatar #71 - axelboy (03/14/2014) [-]
No shit lol

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#3 to #2 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Without any had feelings from either end can I ask you something out of curiosity?
#4 to #3 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
You thumbed this down
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/comment-section/Oh+boy/TypuGGl/

I'm just curious as to why. I'm not saying you dont have the right and I dont really care about the thumb itself. I'm just wondering what about this content made you want to thumb it down.
#8 to #5 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
but since you are the only person to ever comment on my profile ill go and change it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh thanks man.
#6 to #5 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
eh honestly it was probably a misclick as i dont even remember seeing it
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Alright man. I just always see content that gets thumbed down and I see no reason why it should have been.

Thanks for being such a good sport.
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