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#8 - ty 10/07/2015 on ComicCon Russia 2015 0
#3 - forgot to log in  [+] (2 replies) 10/07/2015 on ComicCon Russia 2015 0
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#7 - sasorine (10/07/2015) [-]
Kraddy-Android porn

Its pretty dank.
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#8 - timecop (10/07/2015) [-]
#9 - as a target worker/supervisor i dont understand why so many pe…  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2015 on killed 0
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#10 - ascheriit (09/23/2015) [-]
Honestly, it really isn't that bad. I like my job as well and just like anyone else it has it's bad days. It's really just an exaggeration on my part to satisfy my own morbid sense of humor
#13 - is this game worth geting?  [+] (128 replies) 09/19/2015 on sneaky beaky +11
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#198 - jbabco (09/19/2015) [-]
If you know what you're doing, it's pretty fun, but don't be surprised to be dragged down by teammates.
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#156 - tehwaffles (09/19/2015) [-]
Buy it right fucking now.
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#128 - samoaspider (09/19/2015) [-]
Get Counter Strike 1.6 for free, play it and then decide if you want to get CS:go
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#121 - ledd (09/19/2015) [-]
It's good, but if you ever buy it, you will pretty much sell your souls to rage, cheaters, russians and misery. It's your choice whether you value a good game or yourself more.
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#162 - shaddyz (09/19/2015) [-]
or you trancend above the feeling of rage
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#115 - voltkills (09/19/2015) [-]
unless you are naturally very good at FPS games, no. Even then maybe not.
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#112 - teratorn (09/19/2015) [-]
Its like an unhappy relationship. You give it your love,your time,your money; But in return you get sadness and a slap in the face.
#111 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
As a game a actual game you are planning on having fun with? No. If you want to do the same thing repetitively for the sake of competition and rank. It will induce rage. Honestly I have 60 hours into this game and like 45 of those hours are in custom games where people are playing jail or some shit.
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#108 - clannadqs (09/19/2015) [-]
The best game I have ever been a part of.
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#102 - subaqueousreach (09/19/2015) [-]
It all depends on your preference of shooter. If you're not good at/a fan of twitch shooters then you probably shouldn't get it.

If you do like that sort of game then I'd recommend giving it a try. CS can be a lot of fun, especially with friends. It can also be incredibly frustrating.
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#101 - spritedrake (09/19/2015) [-]
I personally really enjoy it. Competitive is the only game mode worth playing, but random queuing sucks ass. You're either teamed up with tard 1 and tard 2, and a person wanting to derank, while the enemy team is a well organized skilled team. Get a team of 5 total, I can help you if you need, about to get into tournament level shit. Shit's tense yo.
#94 - tacticalhog (09/19/2015) [-]
if you;d like a difficult fps, id reccomend Insurgency

even Admin plays it
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#178 - bladeboy (09/19/2015) [-]
Insurgency isn't that difficult if you're not retarded
#243 - tacticalhog (09/19/2015) [-]
not difficult as in impossible, difficult as in a challenge to other players, the recoil is amazing, i love how the gun barrel movies with your mouse, and grenades can actually kill from far away, very little HUD, night vision is as it should be. love it
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#85 - rongdisk (09/19/2015) [-]
Yes, only if you have the patients to learn maps, learn how to aim/spray control, callouts and working as a team. Or just play casual
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#84 - MatthewsGauss (09/19/2015) [-]
its worth it if you have a friend that already knows the game to teach you how to play it and play with you.
#75 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
I bought it in June and it is great like FJ with guns
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#76 - theugandanhero (09/19/2015) [-]
That's actually pretty accurate.
#74 - notafunnyguy (09/19/2015) [-]
Bought it. Played it for 2 hours. Everybody expected me to play as if we were in some CSGO olympic tournament. Game was eh, community was god awful. Havent opened it since
#184 - furiousmarshmellow (09/19/2015) [-]
I swear, the community is more God awful that CoD.
#169 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Git gud, scrub. Cyka blyat.
#139 - thelastelephant (09/19/2015) [-]
Killing Floor 2 is a fine alternative. Mostly because it's co-op.
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#166 - repostforlife (09/19/2015) [-]
fuck yeah, what class are you?
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#183 - thelastelephant (09/19/2015) [-]
I've maxed out Medic, now I'm working on Berserker and Commando.
#146 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
They just need to add some more god damned weapons man

Less classes is sorta fine, but you're seriously stuck with your weapon choices
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#77 - theugandanhero (09/19/2015) [-]
Don't play competitive matches anymore then man
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#86 - xedeid (09/19/2015) [-]
It's not competitive matches. Everyone is like that in casual as well
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#87 - theugandanhero (09/19/2015) [-]
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#89 - xedeid (09/19/2015) [-]
It was my 3rd game and I was a level 1. I got raged at and kicked for taking the bomb to the slightly further away plant zone and running out of time because I didn't know the map that well because it was my 3rd fucking non bot game. I had had people being rude assholes before that and after that experience, I deleted the game and vowed to never launch it again.
#176 - karateka (09/19/2015) [-]
**karateka used "*roll picture*"**
**karateka rolled image** Lol what are u a faggot or something ? You play games like this bc its fun and u call call people whatever u want, its like this is everygame. Have u ever tried league of legends ? Or even WoW people are dicks get over it and become one of them.
LEM u fucking casual scrubs CS go go
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#142 - hardjunk (09/19/2015) [-]
clutch or kick
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#140 - cptsweatpants (09/19/2015) [-]
git gud
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#127 - kisssofdeath (09/19/2015) [-]
#73 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
nope its a noob game like u can see above
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#72 - chuckledarkly (09/19/2015) [-]
if its on sale for like 5 or less grab it otherwise meh
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#69 - darthblam (09/19/2015) [-]
If you like dumb, unnecessary mechanics in an FPS and an incredibly elitist community, sure.
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#68 - mrrandomness (09/19/2015) [-]
if you want to get a multiplayer fps, this is your game, its the best of its genre.
in my opinion of course.
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#64 - liquidfunny (09/19/2015) [-]
it is, as long as you play on community servers and don't try hard in competitive.
why? because climbing in the top 3 ranks is hackers every few games, it gets to the point where i wish i never got into the game
#34 - onionsam (09/19/2015) [-]
wait for a sale and pick it up for like $5. good fun with a group of friends but im not into it hardcore or anything.
#28 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Dont listen to the fedora sucking ponyfaggot and his plebian views on life.
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#80 - BlackBerru (09/19/2015) [-]
jesus christ dude, everything hates CS:GO because of the community behind it, and you're literally a living example of the stereotype. shut the fuck up and let people enjoy whatever they feel like. On that note, the game is fun and relatively difficult getting up in ranks
#82 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
See i still havent said hes not allowed to like it. He advertises himself as a ponyfaggot.
Can you atleast agree with me, that CSGO in not anything like MLP:Fagship is Fagic?
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#83 - BlackBerru (09/19/2015) [-]
reread my comment, I didn't say you said that. I said let people enjoy what they want, including the pony show you so desperately despise. It isn't anything like MLP, you're right. But that doesn't mean anything though. Yes the demographic is typically teenage boys to mature men, but the demographic for MLP was little children and grown males and females alike enjoy it. Does that mean anything? no, just certain people have certain tastes. generalizing the fact that something was meant for a certain group doesn't do anyone any justice. But don't be an insuferable prick when someone from the MLP community disliked the game you like. It's the internet, no one gives a shit about anyones opinion.
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#81 - BlackBerru (09/19/2015) [-]
everyone*, my bad
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#124 - leonhardt (09/19/2015) [-]
Also the picture reminded me of this gloriousness
Mighty Ducks the animated series opening
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#239 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
I still have this on a VHS somewhere
#38 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
He's dishing on something he doesn't like because it doesnt relate to his views of the world. Im just doing the same thing to you pathetic basement dwelling mommas boy's and your faggot fucking tv show. Just dress in women's clothes, chop your dicks off and be what you really want to already.
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#123 - leonhardt (09/19/2015) [-]
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#42 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Relate to my views of the world? How is a game like that relevant to worldviews? In what insane world do terrorists, upon realizing their bomb has been defused, just give up and are like "Awww, well better luck next round I guess."

There's also a difference between trying to talk shit and saying you dislike it. There's "I fucking hate Counter Strike it sucks." And then there's "I don't like Counter Strike."
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#21 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
No. Not at all.

Inb4 8716571621251252 pinkies from cheeki breekis for not liking CS.
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#93 - trollyando (09/19/2015) [-]
If you are going to recommend or deny the game give reasons to support it, you are basically calling people to throw shit at you. Specially when you stage your opinion as a fact. Not to say the mad people are on the right either.
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#242 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
I think there were better ways I could have brought my point around, yes, but there were also plenty of worse ways.
#23 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
youre a ponyfaggot i dont expect much from you.
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#125 - leonhardt (09/19/2015) [-]
My god, I've never seen anyone this fucking butthurt

over someone's fucking avatar
#130 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Good thing im not butthurt over the avatar shithead.
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#132 - leonhardt (09/19/2015) [-]
>Have a complete fucking meltdown
>"I'm not butthurt, shithead!"

Just tell me you're trolling, please.
#133 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
>Arguing a point.
>Must be meltdown.
>Say dont expect much of an opinion out of a ponyfaggot.
>Literally everyone else has a meltdown about this comment.
>Get blamed for having a meltdown.

Good job kiddo.
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#135 - leonhardt (09/19/2015) [-]
>Having a fucking meltdown
>Raging about cartoons for hours

So you actually are this upset.
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#78 - Nahyon (09/19/2015) [-]
This is the biggest Chain of Tryharding I've in a while
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#241 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
O o p s
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#24 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, because that is in any way, shape or form relevant to my opinion of a video game.
#25 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
It actually is, because your faggoty prefrences for a tv show are the polar opposite to that of the game you dont like.
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#79 - Zaxplab (09/19/2015) [-]
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#26 - severepwner (09/19/2015) [-]
That...doesn't make any actual sense.
#27 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Show is about caring and friendship and how its so magical and being your own little special flower full of all the colors of the wind and the rainbow because youre so special and you need a kids show to tell you these things.

Game is about getting the job done no matter what, being a fucking man, using your brain to think, plan, strategize, using your reflexes to survive, to kill or be killed, to be the quickest most accurate badass out there regardless of how many times you take a fucking AK to the face, you're never loved but you dont care youre not here to love youre here to kill.

The two are polar opposites.
#103 - syrianbro (09/19/2015) [-]
nobody gives a fuck

do you not understand that?
#131 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
You need to get out with your pathetic, apathetic ass. You're fucking nobody, dont speak for other people.
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#95 - moldybreadcrumb (09/19/2015) [-]
Under that logic, is it impossible for a fan of MLP to like CS?
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#58 - ragingbrony (09/19/2015) [-]
One of my most played games is Payday 2. A game that involves robbing banks, killing hundreds of cops, moving Drugs, and infiltrating FBI offices.

By your logic, i shouldn't enjoy a game like that, since I enjoyed a show like MLP before.

Grow up. Someone can like something with rainbows and magic farts, but also enjoy something with murder, guns, and terrorists.
They're also allowed to share their opinions on these games/shows, regardless of their other interests.
#59 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
how many fucking retards do i need to explain this to.
"You are a ponyfaggot and such incapable of liking said games therefore your opinion is invalid"
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#61 - ragingbrony (09/19/2015) [-]
>>#28, mhm, that's totally not what you were going for.
#71 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Well, i mean, i can point to the argument that payday is 100% unrealistic fantasy bullshit.
I could say the same about your tv show ;)
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#97 - bleachtaire (09/19/2015) [-]
#145 - hardjunk (09/19/2015) [-]
this nigga knows what's up
#33 - instalation (09/19/2015) [-]
Guess what buddy, you can like different things, not just things that are all 100% related. Take Pokemon (the early versions) for example. It wasn't about killing or solely just about fighting. It was a kid friendly TV show that tons of kids enjoy. These same kids grew up, still liking Pokemon, but also started enjoying video games where you just kill people for the hell of it.

And holy shit, you should read that last paragraph you wrote. The way you defend your argument is pretty autistic. Can you get any edgier than that?
#36 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
I know they can, just, a fedora wearing ponyfaggot isnt really the demographic games like this aim to please. Theyre on polar opposites.
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#40 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
With the way your behaving, I'm surprised you're defending Counter-Strike and not Dota or League of Legends.
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#161 - lilRican (09/19/2015) [-]
Hey, dont you talk shit about dota
#41 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
What, saying i dont expect a fedora wearing ponyfaggot to like CS? You're a fucking bitchnugget. Is what it is homebreh.
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#43 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Well, the fact that you are indeed being so toxic about it is why I said that, yes. Thank you for proving my point.
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#98 - bleachtaire (09/19/2015) [-]
fucking bronze v if he did play lol
#49 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
You and atleast 3 otherfaggots have gotten their manpanties in a bunch from saying i dont expect a ponyfaggot to like such a game.
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#51 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
I think the fact you're still going at this proves that it isn't my panties that are in a bunch here.
#39 - instalation (09/19/2015) [-]
The target audience might be younger children, but the show was made to appeal to a wider audience s well. Plus take a look at Call of Duty. It was marketed to a "mature" audience. But it's over run by twelve year olds, kind of like Funnyjunk. Don't act like people outside the target audience enjoy a product is something new. Heck, even SU does this.
#45 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
I didnt say "youre a ponyfaggot you dont like stuff like this anyway" i said "youre a ponyfaggot i dont expect much" get butthurt more you overgrown manchild.
#44 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Im not dipshit, i said i dont expect much from a fedora wearing ponyfaggot.

Just like you wouldnt expect a fucking ballerina to be dropped in the middle of a warzone and expect them to know what the fuck theyre doing. They MIGHT, i mean, there might be some ex marina nigga out there who loves to be a fucking ballerina now, but, if we pick a random fucking ballerina and drop them in the middle of vietnam, are you really going to expect them to be worth a shit?
#46 - instalation (09/19/2015) [-]
Yeah because ballerinas actually have to train extensively for that shit, more so than a football player does.

Of course the ballerina is going to get training before they're dropped.

If you're not a dipshit, stop acting like one.
#48 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
thats not the fucking point.
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#30 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
The game is about being a fucking man? Last I checked it a majority of the player base was 13 and under.

Also, here's a better reason why they're polar opposites. One's a video game, one's a /fucking TV show/. You can't compare them, they're two different mediums.

Though I guess you were too caught up in just involuntarily foaming at the mouth like most FJers do when they see ponies to actually come to a conclusion so rational, weren't you?
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#107 - clannadqs (09/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, how about once you get out of casual and below LE you come back and talk. Haven't had anyone on my team or the opposing team in any alt client or matchmaking at supreme-global being under 16. By far one of the most competitive and respected games out there.
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#240 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass instead of wasting my time on competitive. I'm gonna jump your own shark and say no, I am neither interested enough nor skilled enough to consider competitive gaming. I find it incredibly toxic, rage-inducing, and a general waste of my time and/or money.
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#245 - clannadqs (09/20/2015) [-]
That's cute. Last time I checked you tried to make a statement about the game as if it was fact to deter people from playing it. How about you don't do that? It's alright, CS GO isn't made for casuals so run back to sperging out on forums about Dark Souls being "hard".
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#246 - fawcks (09/20/2015) [-]
I didn't realize playing casually was being a sperglord, and not just playing casually. That is literally the reason I don't play competitively; maybe I'd have a chance if I actually stuck with it, but there's too many gigantic dickholes. By the end of a match I'd be plotting someone's murder.
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#247 - clannadqs (09/20/2015) [-]
There's no point in continuing this. You made a generalization about CS GO when you don't even play it. You're not really worth my time if you are trying to pull shit like that. The majority of the player base is not toxic unless you do retarded stuff. The joke that the CS GO community is toxic stems from European servers.
#114 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
In casual the times that I do play I encounter kids playing pretty frequently. I don't see why they would only have the attention span to play in casual.
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#159 - clannadqs (09/19/2015) [-]
Because they aren't mature enough to do anything outside of low tier MM or just trying to "show off" in casual. In my experience kids just can't keep up with more mature brains in this game. I know that kind of sounds cringey, but it's really not. They simply can't keep up with someone who is 22 who has been playing for a while and has a fully developed brain. I literally haven't ran into any squeaker in over 100 games of matchmaking and if I do it''s almost always them being on new accounts and blatantly hacking.
#32 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
My apologies, isis and goats.
#31 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Really, you cant relate alchohol and sports?

You cant relate cars and women?

You cant relate guns and rednecks?

You can relate isis and sheep?

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#35 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Alcohol, Sports, Cars, Women, Guns, Rednecks, ISIS, and Sheep are all mediums? Gee, I didn't know that.

I like the part where you try to insult me by mocking me yet yourself have no idea what you're talking about.
#47 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
The medium is entertainment. One interactive, one not, id expect you to sooner buy a virtual ponyfucking game than CSS or GO
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#50 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
It's a little bit late to be arguing that, but you ironically literally just pointed out the difference. One is interactive media, one is not. Therefore, two different purposes.
#53 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Nigga the same fucking purpose is EN-TER-TAIN-MENT

Entertainment :
(1) the action of providing or being provided with amusement or enjoyment.
(2) an event, performance, or activity designed to entertain others.

how fucking retarded are you.
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#55 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Well, you're certainly providing /me/ entertainment, but wouldn't that be admitting that I'm allowed to find Ponies entertaining despite it "not being for my age group"?
#57 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Please, show me where i said you're not allowed to like them. Please. Fuckign show me.
i said "I dont expect much from a ponyfaggot"
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#60 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Well, there is the whole part where this entire time you've assumed everyone who likes MLP is a fedora-toting, crossdressing pansy. That kind of implies such a belief.
#62 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
Its a stereotype propegated by the fans themselves.
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#63 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
There is basically a stereotype for every group of people that not only visit this site, but whom simply reside on any given corner of the internet. Why, exactly, does that make it okay? Better yet, why does that mean every person who identifies with such a thing has to follow the stereotype down to the letter?
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#251 - pillowmeister (09/21/2015) [-]
thanks son
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#216 - pillowmeister (09/19/2015) [-]
hey twatface
this is a robbery
gimme your profile picture
i've been looking for that pic everywhere, unable to find it
#244 - fawcks (09/20/2015) [-]
Horsefaggot always delivers. ♥
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#238 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
Lost it after a HDD failure.
I think a friend on facebook posted it, I'll get back to you. o^o
#177 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
go back to tumblr faggot
#70 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
You're fucking retarded and choosing to get offended over things that havent come out of my mouth. Re-read what i've said it obviously hasnt gone through your head right yet.
#99 - bleachtaire (09/19/2015) [-]
you're calling him a fedora-tipping faggot. not many people take that kindly if you didnt know
#67 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
"There is basically a stereotype for every group of people that not only visit this site, but whom simply reside on any given corner of the internet"

You dont see ponyfaggots on CSGO, either because they dont exist or they dont open themselves up to that discrimination.
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#160 - lilRican (09/19/2015) [-]
>You dont see ponyfaggots on CSGO, either because they dont exist or they dont open themselves up to that discrimination.

You see them all the fucking time, They use pones as their avatar dude, And discrimination?
No one is gonna fucking take their time to talk shit to a person, or message them.

in 2012? Yeah, maybe, But now in late 2015? no one fucking gives a shit.
#65 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
The main prefrences of why people are attracted to the TV show are on the polar opposite end of why people are attracted to CSGO, therefore, i dont expect much from a ponyfaggot.
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#144 - hardjunk (09/19/2015) [-]
thank admin, who finished this boring argument
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#66 - fawcks (09/19/2015) [-]
So basically if one likes Ponies, one cannot like CS, CS:S, or CS:GO under any circumstances? Makes a whole lotta sense.
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#29 - severepwner (09/19/2015) [-]
I didn't realize one TV show defines how you live your entire life and don't do anything else.

Also don't flatter yourself, it's just another game that neckbeards like you play. Don't pretend that makes you manly in the slightest because you're really good at pressing the right keys on a keyboard.
#56 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-]
I never fucking said it did you stupid fucking SJW cocksucker.
I said "I. Do. Not. Expect. Much." not "youre a fucking ponyfaggot which means youre explicitly incapable of liking such games"
#20 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
yes, but it'll take time to learn. It has a fairly high learning curve imo, but when you start playing for a couple of days (or weeks if you got the time) you should be decently set.
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#18 - potatot (09/19/2015) [-]
yes. it is.