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| Get Counter Strike 1.6 for free, play it and then decide if you want to get CS:go #111 -
anon (09/19/2015) [-] As a game a actual game you are planning on having fun with? No. If you want to do the same thing repetitively for the sake of competition and rank. It will induce rage. Honestly I have 60 hours into this game and like 45 of those hours are in custom games where people are playing jail or some shit. It all depends on your preference of shooter. If you're not good at/a fan of twitch shooters then you probably shouldn't get it. If you do like that sort of game then I'd recommend giving it a try. CS can be a lot of fun, especially with friends. It can also be incredibly frustrating. I personally really enjoy it. Competitive is the only game mode worth playing, but random queuing sucks ass. You're either teamed up with tard 1 and tard 2, and a person wanting to derank, while the enemy team is a well organized skilled team. Get a team of 5 total, I can help you if you need, about to get into tournament level shit. Shit's tense yo. its worth it if you have a friend that already knows the game to teach you how to play it and play with you. #74 -
notafunnyguy (09/19/2015) [-] Bought it. Played it for 2 hours. Everybody expected me to play as if we were in some CSGO olympic tournament. Game was eh, community was god awful. Havent opened it since I've maxed out Medic, now I'm working on Berserker and Commando. #146 -
anon (09/19/2015) [-] They just need to add some more god damned weapons man Less classes is sorta fine, but you're seriously stuck with your weapon choices It was my 3rd game and I was a level 1. I got raged at and kicked for taking the bomb to the slightly further away plant zone and running out of time because I didn't know the map that well because it was my 3rd fucking non bot game. I had had people being rude assholes before that and after that experience, I deleted the game and vowed to never launch it again. #176 -
karateka (09/19/2015) [-] **karateka used "*roll picture*"** **karateka rolled image** Lol what are u a faggot or something ? You play games like this bc its fun and u call call people whatever u want, its like this is everygame. Have u ever tried league of legends ? Or even WoW people are dicks get over it and become one of them. LEM u fucking casual scrubs CS go go if you want to get a multiplayer fps, this is your game, its the best of its genre. in my opinion of course. it is, as long as you play on community servers and don't try hard in competitive. why? because climbing in the top 3 ranks is hackers every few games, it gets to the point where i wish i never got into the game #28 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Dont listen to the fedora sucking ponyfaggot and his plebian views on life. jesus christ dude, everything hates CS:GO because of the community behind it, and you're literally a living example of the stereotype. shut the fuck up and let people enjoy whatever they feel like. On that note, the game is fun and relatively difficult getting up in ranks #82 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] See i still havent said hes not allowed to like it. He advertises himself as a ponyfaggot. Can you atleast agree with me, that CSGO in not anything like MLP:Fagship is Fagic? reread my comment, I didn't say you said that. I said let people enjoy what they want, including the pony show you so desperately despise. It isn't anything like MLP, you're right. But that doesn't mean anything though. Yes the demographic is typically teenage boys to mature men, but the demographic for MLP was little children and grown males and females alike enjoy it. Does that mean anything? no, just certain people have certain tastes. generalizing the fact that something was meant for a certain group doesn't do anyone any justice. But don't be an insuferable prick when someone from the MLP community disliked the game you like. It's the internet, no one gives a shit about anyones opinion. #38 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] He's dishing on something he doesn't like because it doesnt relate to his views of the world. Im just doing the same thing to you pathetic basement dwelling mommas boy's and your faggot fucking tv show. Just dress in women's clothes, chop your dicks off and be what you really want to already. Relate to my views of the world? How is a game like that relevant to worldviews? In what insane world do terrorists, upon realizing their bomb has been defused, just give up and are like "Awww, well better luck next round I guess." There's also a difference between trying to talk shit and saying you dislike it. There's "I fucking hate Counter Strike it sucks." And then there's "I don't like Counter Strike." If you are going to recommend or deny the game give reasons to support it, you are basically calling people to throw shit at you. Specially when you stage your opinion as a fact. Not to say the mad people are on the right either. #133 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] >Arguing a point. >Must be meltdown. >Say dont expect much of an opinion out of a ponyfaggot. >Literally everyone else has a meltdown about this comment. >Get blamed for having a meltdown. Good job kiddo. #25 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] It actually is, because your faggoty prefrences for a tv show are the polar opposite to that of the game you dont like. #27 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Show is about caring and friendship and how its so magical and being your own little special flower full of all the colors of the wind and the rainbow because youre so special and you need a kids show to tell you these things. Game is about getting the job done no matter what, being a fucking man, using your brain to think, plan, strategize, using your reflexes to survive, to kill or be killed, to be the quickest most accurate badass out there regardless of how many times you take a fucking AK to the face, you're never loved but you dont care youre not here to love youre here to kill. The two are polar opposites. #131 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] You need to get out with your pathetic, apathetic ass. You're fucking nobody, dont speak for other people. Under that logic, is it impossible for a fan of MLP to like CS? One of my most played games is Payday 2. A game that involves robbing banks, killing hundreds of cops, moving Drugs, and infiltrating FBI offices. By your logic, i shouldn't enjoy a game like that, since I enjoyed a show like MLP before. Grow up. Someone can like something with rainbows and magic farts, but also enjoy something with murder, guns, and terrorists. They're also allowed to share their opinions on these games/shows, regardless of their other interests. #59 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] how many fucking retards do i need to explain this to. 1st FUCKING COMMENT. "I. DO. NOT. EXPECT. MUCH. FROM. A. PONYFAGGOT." NOT "You are a ponyfaggot and such incapable of liking said games therefore your opinion is invalid" #71 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Well, i mean, i can point to the argument that payday is 100% unrealistic fantasy bullshit. I could say the same about your tv show ;) WHO PLAYS GAMES FOR REALISM IF YOU WANT REALISM GO OUTSIDE I DONT WANT A GAME ABOUT PAYING MY BILLS AND DRINKING AWAY SADNESS #33 -
instalation (09/19/2015) [-] Guess what buddy, you can like different things, not just things that are all 100% related. Take Pokemon (the early versions) for example. It wasn't about killing or solely just about fighting. It was a kid friendly TV show that tons of kids enjoy. These same kids grew up, still liking Pokemon, but also started enjoying video games where you just kill people for the hell of it. And holy shit, you should read that last paragraph you wrote. The way you defend your argument is pretty autistic. Can you get any edgier than that? #36 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] I know they can, just, a fedora wearing ponyfaggot isnt really the demographic games like this aim to please. Theyre on polar opposites. #41 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] What, saying i dont expect a fedora wearing ponyfaggot to like CS? You're a fucking bitchnugget. Is what it is homebreh. #49 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] You and atleast 3 otherfaggots have gotten their manpanties in a bunch from saying i dont expect a ponyfaggot to like such a game. #39 -
instalation (09/19/2015) [-] The target audience might be younger children, but the show was made to appeal to a wider audience s well. Plus take a look at Call of Duty. It was marketed to a "mature" audience. But it's over run by twelve year olds, kind of like Funnyjunk. Don't act like people outside the target audience enjoy a product is something new. Heck, even SU does this. #45 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] I didnt say "youre a ponyfaggot you dont like stuff like this anyway" i said "youre a ponyfaggot i dont expect much" get butthurt more you overgrown manchild. #44 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Im not dipshit, i said i dont expect much from a fedora wearing ponyfaggot. Just like you wouldnt expect a fucking ballerina to be dropped in the middle of a warzone and expect them to know what the fuck theyre doing. They MIGHT, i mean, there might be some ex marina nigga out there who loves to be a fucking ballerina now, but, if we pick a random fucking ballerina and drop them in the middle of vietnam, are you really going to expect them to be worth a shit? The game is about being a fucking man? Last I checked it a majority of the player base was 13 and under. Also, here's a better reason why they're polar opposites. One's a video game, one's a /fucking TV show/. You can't compare them, they're two different mediums. Though I guess you were too caught up in just involuntarily foaming at the mouth like most FJers do when they see ponies to actually come to a conclusion so rational, weren't you? I think I'll pass instead of wasting my time on competitive. I'm gonna jump your own shark and say no, I am neither interested enough nor skilled enough to consider competitive gaming. I find it incredibly toxic, rage-inducing, and a general waste of my time and/or money. That's cute. Last time I checked you tried to make a statement about the game as if it was fact to deter people from playing it. How about you don't do that? It's alright, CS GO isn't made for casuals so run back to sperging out on forums about Dark Souls being "hard". I didn't realize playing casually was being a sperglord, and not just playing casually. That is literally the reason I don't play competitively; maybe I'd have a chance if I actually stuck with it, but there's too many gigantic dickholes. By the end of a match I'd be plotting someone's murder. There's no point in continuing this. You made a generalization about CS GO when you don't even play it. You're not really worth my time if you are trying to pull shit like that. The majority of the player base is not toxic unless you do retarded stuff. The joke that the CS GO community is toxic stems from European servers. #114 -
anon (09/19/2015) [-] In casual the times that I do play I encounter kids playing pretty frequently. I don't see why they would only have the attention span to play in casual. Because they aren't mature enough to do anything outside of low tier MM or just trying to "show off" in casual. In my experience kids just can't keep up with more mature brains in this game. I know that kind of sounds cringey, but it's really not. They simply can't keep up with someone who is 22 who has been playing for a while and has a fully developed brain. I literally haven't ran into any squeaker in over 100 games of matchmaking and if I do it''s almost always them being on new accounts and blatantly hacking. #31 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Really, you cant relate alchohol and sports? You cant relate cars and women? You cant relate guns and rednecks? You can relate isis and sheep? TWO DIFFERENT MEDIUMS GUIZ #47 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] The medium is entertainment. One interactive, one not, id expect you to sooner buy a virtual ponyfucking game than CSS or GO #53 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Nigga the same fucking purpose is EN-TER-TAIN-MENT Entertainment : (1) the action of providing or being provided with amusement or enjoyment. (2) an event, performance, or activity designed to entertain others. how fucking retarded are you. #57 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Please, show me where i said you're not allowed to like them. Please. Fuckign show me. i said "I dont expect much from a ponyfaggot" There is basically a stereotype for every group of people that not only visit this site, but whom simply reside on any given corner of the internet. Why, exactly, does that make it okay? Better yet, why does that mean every person who identifies with such a thing has to follow the stereotype down to the letter? hey twatface this is a robbery gimme your profile picture i've been looking for that pic everywhere, unable to find it #67 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] Also "There is basically a stereotype for every group of people that not only visit this site, but whom simply reside on any given corner of the internet" You dont see ponyfaggots on CSGO, either because they dont exist or they dont open themselves up to that discrimination. >You dont see ponyfaggots on CSGO, either because they dont exist or they dont open themselves up to that discrimination. You see them all the fucking time, They use pones as their avatar dude, And discrimination? No one is gonna fucking take their time to talk shit to a person, or message them. in 2012? Yeah, maybe, But now in late 2015? no one fucking gives a shit. #65 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] The main prefrences of why people are attracted to the TV show are on the polar opposite end of why people are attracted to CSGO, therefore, i dont expect much from a ponyfaggot. I didn't realize one TV show defines how you live your entire life and don't do anything else. Also don't flatter yourself, it's just another game that neckbeards like you play. Don't pretend that makes you manly in the slightest because you're really good at pressing the right keys on a keyboard. #56 -
uhhyeahfmebaby (09/19/2015) [-] I never fucking said it did you stupid fucking SJW cocksucker. I said "I. Do. Not. Expect. Much." not "youre a fucking ponyfaggot which means youre explicitly incapable of liking such games" #20 -
anon (09/19/2015) [-] yes, but it'll take time to learn. It has a fairly high learning curve imo, but when you start playing for a couple of days (or weeks if you got the time) you should be decently set. | ||
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sneakytree (05/02/2015) [-] Yea I'm on the other end, I don't want to know. My guess is along the lines of people who like to be stretched out but they didn't really put any thought into WHAT they were using really. I saw one on one of those websites that has "toys" and it was called something else but that doesn't change what it was obviously they wouldn't just label it "Pear of Anguish" if they were pretending to have any tact at all . I guess they get points for trying though since it was a bright happy lime green instead of doomsday looking metal? | ||
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| #32 - some areas of of Pontiac are getting that way now O.o. | 04/10/2015 on Welcome To Detroit | +1 |
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elixereight (02/10/2012) [-]
who is the girl in the blue that u posted... I've seen that picture b4.

