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#1436404 - i have mag prime something, lemme check if its the systems  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1436405 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
I'll suck you off it you have a mag prime systems
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#1436406 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
it'd have to wait because my trading is fucking bugged and DE won't answer my ticket that's been up for 4 days
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#1436407 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
but seriously, they took mag prime off the loot table, all the parts are worth a huge amount of plat when you trade them
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#1436409 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
oh shit nice, I have only the systems and helmets sadly.
I also have 6 frost prime helmets, 2 chassis and 1 system
and i have a mag arcane helm and others
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#1436410 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Seriously, lets talk, I would really like a mag prime systems, I dont have a lot of plat, but I have some rare and hard to find mods
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#1436413 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
I dont have mag prime systems only helmet and chassis i actually made a typo sorry.
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#1436415 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Aww man, my hopes and dreams

You can actually sell the right arcane helm for a good price if you find the right person, they are only getting more and more rare. Last year I sold one for a few hundred plat, but decided to keep the rest as rewards for clan member loyalty
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#1436417 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
I have trinity, ember, frost, nyx, vauban, volt and an excalibur one i got all this back when i played in like 2013 i think?
Do you know how much a frost prime blueprint goes for? im apparently missing that to build him
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#1436419 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Not off of the top of my head, you could always ask for a price check in trade chat
#15 - looks like a nice concept but it'd probably be very busy visua… 05/22/2016 on A little girl drew a new... 0
#38 - so do i man, so do i. 05/21/2016 on tfw Overwatch is gonna be... 0
#35 - brand recognition is good too Have you ever heard the sayi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2016 on tfw Overwatch is gonna be... 0
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#36 - alexandervascus (05/21/2016) [-]
For the sake of optimism, a dying breed, I hope you're right.
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#38 - tiagodisouza (05/21/2016) [-]
so do i man, so do i.
#1436352 - not far at all, in isaac i quit early because i really didnt l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1436355 - thematthew (05/21/2016) [-]
yeah, isaac's art style is a little wonky, i will say that the game as a whole only gets easier, because as you play you unlock new items, and there are some fucking OP items that you unlock later on.

it's also worth mentioning that the last two levels are where it starts to get hard, and after a while there is a level you unlock that's balls to the walls hard
#1436341 - im the same dude, i try so hard but jesus i can't do it, at le…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1436346 - thematthew (05/21/2016) [-]
how far have you gotten?

i have 100% in isaac too.
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#1436352 - tiagodisouza (05/21/2016) [-]
not far at all, in isaac i quit early because i really didnt like the aesthetic that much, but in gungeon i've done like 3 bosses at most and then i crap out
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#1436355 - thematthew (05/21/2016) [-]
yeah, isaac's art style is a little wonky, i will say that the game as a whole only gets easier, because as you play you unlock new items, and there are some fucking OP items that you unlock later on.

it's also worth mentioning that the last two levels are where it starts to get hard, and after a while there is a level you unlock that's balls to the walls hard
#25 - **** overwatch <This is what i'm excited for  [+] (24 new replies) 05/21/2016 on tfw Overwatch is gonna be... +7
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#103 - taokami (05/22/2016) [-]
translation: "I like a different game other than the one that's everyone is hyped for and I'm gonna announce it to the world, TELL ME I'M SPECIAL"
#101 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
Making Chaos a pre-order bonus/DLC... all of the heresy
#128 - restfullwicked (05/22/2016) [-]
its not pre order any more. if you buy in the first week you get it. still sucky but atleast they loosened up about it. though when your public response to the outrage was to go "we just wanted to make you pre order guys, seriously?" you may have to.
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#78 - kothen (05/22/2016) [-]
Is fantasy Warhammer any good? Im super into the warhammer 40k Lore and games. Is Fantasy related at all? Is it as epic in terms of scale and lore as 40k?
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#91 - alexandervascus (05/22/2016) [-]
It used to be, technically Fantasy isn't even a thing anymroe, it has been changed into Age of Sigmar which is Warhammer 40k Fantasy skin lite. The lore is a fucking mess now and is pretty damn saddening. TL;DR the world was eaten by Chaos and now there's the Realmgate wars which are these stupid alternate reality dimensional rifts that are being fought over since the main world got om nommed by Chaos. Now there's Space Marine rip offs in Warhammer Fantasy with fuck huege pauldrons and ornate golden armor called the Stormcast Eternals. It's all pretty stupid and poorly thought out.
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#104 - kothen (05/22/2016) [-]
God damn that sounds fucking confusing. So 40k world was eaten by Chaos and now is in fantasy land? Is this considered canon officially? Cause that sounds pretty stupid.
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#107 - alexandervascus (05/22/2016) [-]
The point I was making about Age of Sigmar being like Warhammer 40k is that Stormcast Eternals are Space Marine rip offs and the gameplay is nothing like Warhammer Fantasy anymore. No more infantry trays for formations and the like. Instead the game plays like Warhammer 40k with a Fantasy skin, also smaller armies are fielded than WH Fantasy.

So the recent Warhammer Fantasy games coming out on PC are a bit of a grey area on canonicity because the transition from Warhammer Fantasy: The End Times to Warhammer: Age of Sigmar was so poorly done it's just kind of a clusterfuck.

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#106 - alexandervascus (05/22/2016) [-]
Naw 40k is still at a lore standstill for the most part. Terra wasn't eaten by Chaos or anything. The 13th Black Crusade is still ongoing and Warmaster Abaddon hasn't gotten past the Cadian Gate.

Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40k are pretty much separate universes, there's been fan theories that they're connected in some way but it has never been confirmed. The world that Warhammer Fantasy takes place in was eaten by Chaos but many peoples were saved by the Stormcast Eternals and they escaped through a Realmgate and the like and now fight in some weird alternate dimensional territories.

To be flat out honest, I'm a bit rough on the details of everything because my rage broke on their story writing choice. Like, imagine Middle Earth or something just getting blown the fuck up out of nowhere with no real build up. Warhammer Fantasy had been in a release called the End Times for a good period. It was obvious Chaos was winning, but there was no real apex to tie it together, it was just, OH HEY, WORLD'S GONE LOL
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#108 - kothen (05/22/2016) [-]
Would you recommend it at least? The lore is fucked up but is the world itself interesting? Ive been looking to get into Strategy games.
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#118 - ashesllashes (05/22/2016) [-]
also if you want lore videos, this guy has got them www.youtube.com/channel/UChS9wazLlTUHSTeKVG39hZw
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#119 - kothen (05/22/2016) [-]
Ah thank you for this! I watched his 40k videos but didnt know he had Fantasy.
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#115 - ashesllashes (05/22/2016) [-]
although I am not really part of this conversation, I chime in. I totally recommend warhammer fantasy, it is the first thing GW created after white dwarf a magazine used to update nerds on fantasy stuff and is the basis of warhammer 40k. I guess I should mention that all of this is before end times and age of sigmar it has rich characters and lore as well as books. I also wanted to mention age of sigmar isn't as it seems, everything is normal within the normal universe, but unlike WH 40k, the warp isn't completely evil and the good parts are known as the ethereal realm, and this is where the good gods as well as good souls lie. so this sort of war happens in the warp as well as the chaos wastes between good and evil. I also should mention that the other guy isn't completely or possibly wrong due to GW never really finishing the AoS lore
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#113 - alexandervascus (05/22/2016) [-]
Total War Warhammer? Well, I'm more worried on the fact it's a Total War game than a Warhammer game at this point. Total War has been bad the last few games, really bad, but I'm hoping the game doesn't go that way. Yeah, the old lore is great, there's plenty of good Warhammer Fantasy novels from the Black Library just like 40k.

Total War games used to be amazing but the last good one was Shogun 2, that's still a worthy investment in my book. I know as much as you do by this point on how Total War Warhammer will go. I'm a long time Strategy game nut, so I'm hoping the best for this, but my enthusiasm is pretty low.

If you need a dudebro to play vidya with, whether it be RTS or not. You can feel free to add me. steamcommunity.com/id/vascus/
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#109 - kothen (05/22/2016) [-]
I never played any other total war games though. Ive been mostly an FPS guy. RTS games I am shit at.
#69 - jaggsauce (05/22/2016) [-]
so when does that game get released?? and will it be insanely expensive as the rest of their games?
#65 - CakemanRPG (05/22/2016) [-]
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#42 - crazysciencehobo (05/22/2016) [-]
This should have been named Total Warhammer.
#34 - alexandervascus (05/21/2016) [-]
I have no confidence in Total War after Rome 2 and Atilla, but I really hope Warhammer Total War doesn't go the same way.

Even so, GW deserves to be put down for how loosely it has tossed around its IP. Fucking MOBILE GAMES EVERYWHERE IT'S A DISGRACE
#139 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
They're using Chaos, A CORE FACTION as a pre-order bonus.

Of course it's terrible, they're cashing in on something they've been asked to do since the beginning.
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#117 - ashesllashes (05/22/2016) [-]
the overwhelming majority says it is good
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#35 - tiagodisouza (05/21/2016) [-]
brand recognition is good too
Have you ever heard the saying:
"Throw enough shit at the wall, something is bound to stick"
Hopefully this one is the one that will stick
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#36 - alexandervascus (05/21/2016) [-]
For the sake of optimism, a dying breed, I hope you're right.
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#38 - tiagodisouza (05/21/2016) [-]
so do i man, so do i.
#29 - greatgranpapy (05/21/2016) [-]
WAAAAGH!! when?
#1436316 - Is there any website or guide for plat prices for warframe stu…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1436403 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Wait, do you have mag prime systems?
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#1436404 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
i have mag prime something, lemme check if its the systems
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#1436405 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
I'll suck you off it you have a mag prime systems
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#1436406 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
it'd have to wait because my trading is fucking bugged and DE won't answer my ticket that's been up for 4 days
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#1436407 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
but seriously, they took mag prime off the loot table, all the parts are worth a huge amount of plat when you trade them
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#1436409 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
oh shit nice, I have only the systems and helmets sadly.
I also have 6 frost prime helmets, 2 chassis and 1 system
and i have a mag arcane helm and others
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#1436410 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Seriously, lets talk, I would really like a mag prime systems, I dont have a lot of plat, but I have some rare and hard to find mods
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#1436413 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
I dont have mag prime systems only helmet and chassis i actually made a typo sorry.
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#1436415 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Aww man, my hopes and dreams

You can actually sell the right arcane helm for a good price if you find the right person, they are only getting more and more rare. Last year I sold one for a few hundred plat, but decided to keep the rest as rewards for clan member loyalty
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#1436417 - tiagodisouza (05/22/2016) [-]
I have trinity, ember, frost, nyx, vauban, volt and an excalibur one i got all this back when i played in like 2013 i think?
Do you know how much a frost prime blueprint goes for? im apparently missing that to build him
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#1436419 - warframe (05/22/2016) [-]
Not off of the top of my head, you could always ask for a price check in trade chat
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#1436379 - bendeman (05/21/2016) [-]
>>#1436322, both the buy and sell tabs are far ends of the spectrum, so aim for something in the middle
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#1436322 - volero (05/21/2016) [-]
http://warframe.market/
#1436074 - tfw my trades are bugged and are always exhausted without trad… 05/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#44 - that's not pharra that's a ******* gundam 05/21/2016 on Justice Rains From Above +8