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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:Portugal
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#209 - childhood hero? kind of a stretch there, i wanted maybe 2 of h… 08/13/2014 on Predicted in 2011 -1
#453 - There's some putting together, but in the end its how much you… 08/13/2014 on /hobby/ 0
#1 - I love this 08/12/2014 on Too soon? +26
#8 - >funniest man not even close baby 08/12/2014 on RIP Robin Williams -1
#31 - you aren't, you never are 08/12/2014 on MFW 95%of the new post are... 0
#448 - One of the best hobbies i've heard of 08/12/2014 on /hobby/ 0
#16 - money buys happiness who says it doesnt is wrong 08/12/2014 on Money can’t buy happiness 0
#42 - and currently you are completely creepy because that face is f… 08/12/2014 on shit nigga she rite +1
#861 - no christmas tree or presents for 2 straight years 08/12/2014 on what memory from your... -2
#608 - yall ****** care a little too much I was on 4… 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +4
#14 - I'd go with treecko for grass, piplup for water and cyndaquil … 08/11/2014 on Torture on a whole new level. +2
#4 - what exactly is being basic?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on I ain't no basic b!tch. 0
#19 - kingpongthedon (08/11/2014) [-]
It means just what it does in regular English. Most people are basic; fairly average, nothing exceptional, not a stand-out, if you were a car you'd be a Toyota Camry. There's nothing wrong with a Camry, but most of us would prefer a Benz.
User avatar #14 - cupcakescankill (08/11/2014) [-]
"basic bitch: a bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain't"
-urbandictionary
#12 - my computer can't handle emulators save from gameboy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Playing like pros 0
#19 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
damn you are a pleb
#10 - this is smoother than when i actually saw the movie  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Watching Movies In 1080p... +5
#14 - karnovski (08/11/2014) [-]
and has lots of artifacts
#9 - I dont own any consoles besides a 3ds and that's not going to change  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Playing like pros 0
User avatar #18 - youngneil (08/11/2014) [-]
Get Smash 3DS when it comes out. Looks pretty good.
#11 - pentol (08/11/2014) [-]
ever heard of dolphin emulator?
now you have.
go play a smash game.
User avatar #12 - tiagodisouza (08/11/2014) [-]
my computer can't handle emulators save from gameboy
#19 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
damn you are a pleb
#7 - i understand nothing of what's happening here, is this because…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Playing like pros 0
User avatar #8 - psychadelicsnake (08/11/2014) [-]
Go play a smash game now
User avatar #9 - tiagodisouza (08/11/2014) [-]
I dont own any consoles besides a 3ds and that's not going to change
User avatar #18 - youngneil (08/11/2014) [-]
Get Smash 3DS when it comes out. Looks pretty good.
#11 - pentol (08/11/2014) [-]
ever heard of dolphin emulator?
now you have.
go play a smash game.
User avatar #12 - tiagodisouza (08/11/2014) [-]
my computer can't handle emulators save from gameboy
#19 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
damn you are a pleb
#5 - if you are learning things from your couch they might be wrong…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2014 on (untitled) +78
#10 - hazelnutqt (08/11/2014) [-]
#21 - respectedblackman (08/11/2014) [-]
Aren't you the girl that used to send everyone on your friends list naked pictures?

Hmmm. Thought your low self esteem would have resulted in suicide by now.

Got any saucy pics, promise not to share them around (wink wink)
#22 - hazelnutqt (08/11/2014) [-]
Uhmm, sorry homie that ain't me
Pic related, altho I wrote it wrong :\
#25 - respectedblackman (08/11/2014) [-]
Shit bitch, you fine az hell. When you gonna get them saucy pics to me then?
#26 - hazelnutqt (08/11/2014) [-]
dick pics 1st lol
#6 - slackerbro (08/11/2014) [-]
Good one, I meant coach.
Cheers bro
#6 - I'm not gay my dick dont wiggle fo' dudes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Chris Pratt, my idol +2
User avatar #9 - logicstrike (08/11/2014) [-]
it's not so much a wiggle as it is the manliest of salutes
#7 - is there anywhere i can read this online for free?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on "You can't hit me, I'm a... -1
#13 - Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I… 08/11/2014 on (untitled) +1
#446 - Anyone here into Gunpla? I'm waiting on an order from Amaz…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /hobby/ +1
User avatar #466 - leonhardt (08/15/2014) [-]
I would be if I had money.
#462 - dandamanzx (08/14/2014) [-]
Out of those I have the RG Exia (love it so much I got two, and made one into the Exia Repair), and the Build Strike, and you're gonna love them. I'd also recommend eventually getting the following:

HG 00 Raiser, HGBF Gundam Amazing Exia, HG 00 Qan[T], RG Strike Freedom Gundam, HGAC Wing Gundam Zero, RG Destiny Gundam, HGUC Delta Plus, HGUC Unicorn Gundam (Destroy Mode and Unicorn, normal destroy mode is red frame, Full Armor Unicorn has green frame), and the RG Gundam MK-II. If you want a REAL challenge, get yourself an RG Zeta Gundam.
User avatar #464 - tiagodisouza (08/14/2014) [-]
btw the models im getting changed a tiny bit from that list
here's my definitive list(ill be getting them on the end of the month as soon i get paid:
Real Grade RX 78-2
Real Grade Exia
Master Grade Astray Red frame kai (pic related)
High Grade Kampfer Amazing
High Grade Star Build Strike
High Grade Astray Gold Frame Amatsu Mina
High Grade Gundam X Maoh
High Grade Exia Dark Matter
User avatar #465 - dandamanzx (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't have Exia Dark Matter but I have Amazing Exia, and I can say it's a good kit. Personally, I'd say get that, the Kampfer Amazing, and the Zaku Amazing for the full Meijin Kawaguchi set
User avatar #470 - tiagodisouza (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm gonna get amazing exia eventually, amazing zaku im not so sure he looks so much like char's zaku and i already have that.
I'm also looking to get MG heavy arms and a Virtue along with musha gundam mg mk 1 and mk2 on christmas
User avatar #474 - dandamanzx (08/15/2014) [-]
Do you have the HG or RG Char's Zaku? If HG then you can just get the Amazing Booster and slap it on.
User avatar #475 - tiagodisouza (08/15/2014) [-]
RG
User avatar #476 - dandamanzx (08/15/2014) [-]
Then the Amazing Booster may or may not work on it.
User avatar #463 - tiagodisouza (08/14/2014) [-]
from those the only i won't build is probably wing zero i dont like how the wings look
User avatar #459 - aamann (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm just starting myself. Got in to it from watching Gundam Build Fighters and 'cause somebody here mentioned it.
User avatar #460 - aamann (08/14/2014) [-]
I've built:
SD Unicorn Gundam Banshee Norn
HG Build Strike Full Package
And I've got two more on the way:
HG Sengoku Astray
HG Burning "God" Gundam
And I've got a RG Strike Freedom Gundam that I'm gonna build after I get a bit more experience.
User avatar #471 - tiagodisouza (08/15/2014) [-]
You really don't need more experience, gunpla is targeted for a younger audience, as long as you understand the manual you can even build Perfect grades and Mega sized models
#481 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
I went ahead and started it today. It's going pretty well so far I think.
User avatar #458 - aamann (08/14/2014) [-]
dandamanzx
#461 - dandamanzx (08/14/2014) [-]
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
User avatar #451 - fargfive (08/13/2014) [-]
How much building is involved in putting those together? I sunk a couple hundred dollars into WH40k before I realized I liked putting together the models more than playing and this looks right up my alley.
User avatar #453 - tiagodisouza (08/13/2014) [-]
There's some putting together, but in the end its how much you want to get into it, the Master and Real grade kits have many pieces and are very articulate and detailed, but are also more expensive, but you cna also paint, panel line, panel scribe, scratchbuild among other things, the hobby is pretty much what make out of it
#29 - I'd rather -23C than the 35+ i have to deal with daily, god i …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on iiice 0
User avatar #32 - WhitePimp (08/11/2014) [-]
then it gets worse when snow plows drive by and they fucking block your drive way with like a 1 meter tall strait mound of snow that takes another 1 hour on its own
#26 - I'm getting a hognose soon, can't wait 08/11/2014 on Scaleless Ball Python 0
#37 - it was a fat 70 year old lady  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on udareelemveepee +2
#53 - neelix (08/11/2014) [-]
I'da just explained to her that it was a door lock and likely wouldnt fit her window, if she continued and buys it then watevs its her fault, otherwise u become good guy cashier.
#22 - i live in portugal, right in the south, i've never seen snow i…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on iiice +1
User avatar #28 - WhitePimp (08/11/2014) [-]
shit sucks yo
it sucks when you spend 3 hours of your day shoveling the shit
and its like -23C or -10F whatever you prefer
Fuck snow I fucking hate it

User avatar #29 - tiagodisouza (08/11/2014) [-]
I'd rather -23C than the 35+ i have to deal with daily, god i hate sweating
the shoveling part would be annoying tho
User avatar #32 - WhitePimp (08/11/2014) [-]
then it gets worse when snow plows drive by and they fucking block your drive way with like a 1 meter tall strait mound of snow that takes another 1 hour on its own
User avatar #23 - darkdanger (08/11/2014) [-]
Shit's cold, yo. But it's really nothing more than cold rain that stays around
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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
stickied by tiagodisouza
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My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
User avatar #268 - danield ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're profile pic reminds me of the female human body.
User avatar #269 to #268 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
wut why?
User avatar #270 to #269 - danield ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know but it's making me feel all good inside.
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk (07/04/2014) [-]
**** , I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #257 to #256 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
w-wat
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
User avatar #251 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
WHAT THE ****
User avatar #248 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
Your friend tiagodisouza has commented profile tiagodisouza

WHY DO I GET A MENTION FOR THIS
User avatar #253 to #248 - exclamation (06/27/2014) [-]
Because you're a beautiful creature
User avatar #249 to #248 - yuvesh (06/27/2014) [-]
me2
#243 - danield ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding me
Thanks for adding me
User avatar #244 to #243 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the gif
#245 to #244 - danield ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #246 to #245 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oy goy do u have more of this?
User avatar #250 to #246 - danield ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I think she has a tumblr or something similar
User avatar #247 to #246 - kothaex ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
omg why did i get a notification
User avatar #242 to #241 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #237 to #236 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright, **** you too
User avatar #239 to #238 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
i still love you tho
#234 - flybager ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I didn't add you yet?
I didn't add you yet?
User avatar #235 to #234 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
apparently you didnt or you removed me or something, i dunno
User avatar #226 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Mortuus
Hey man, serhiy put a build together for me and then told me to ask you for further advice on how to better it for gaming on my budget 800-900€

CPU: Intel Core i5-3570 3.4GHz Quad-Core Processor

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler

Motherboard: ASRock B75 Pro3 ATX LGA1155 Motherboard

Memory: Kingston 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory

Storage: Samsung 840 Pro Series 128GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
Western Digital BLACK SERIES 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive

Video Card: MSI Radeon R9 280X 3GB TWIN FROZR Video Card

Power supply: EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply

Thanks in advance
User avatar #231 to #226 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
de.pcpartpicker.com/p/F2w3mG - Part list.

Squeezed the top-end of your budget to get an unlocked CPU and an overclocking-friendly motherboard. Memory was reduced to 1600Mhz DIMMs for price, but they WILL be able to be overclocked to 1866, easily. Went with a Powercolor 280x, simply because Powercolor is in the top-3 for AMD boards. Also, I dropped the expensive WD drive for a Seagate Barracuda, for pricing.

If you have absolutely no interest in overclocking, then that's fine. I'll put a cheaper board on the part list and save you some money on the CPU, as well.
User avatar #232 to #231 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #233 to #232 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
Sure thing. Just mention me if you ever have a question. That or post it on the tech board.
User avatar #228 to #226 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
Need a monitor, keyboard, mouse, or anything of the like?
User avatar #230 to #228 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #227 to #226 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Case is a corsair c70
User avatar #229 to #227 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #225 - neroiskill (06/11/2014) [-]
Graphics card:MSI Computer Corp. Video Graphics Cards R9 280X 307$
HardDrive:WD Blue 1 TB Desktop Hard Drive: 3.5 Inch, 7200 RPM, SATA 6 Gb/s 58,24$ www.amazon.com/WD-Blue-Desktop-Hard-Drive/dp/B0088PUEPK/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486236&sr=1-1
HARDRIVE SDD:95$ Kingston HyperX 3K 120 GB Upgrade Kit SATA III 2.5-Inch 6.0 Gb/s-www.amazon.com/Kingston-Upgrade-2-5-Inch-SH103S3B-120G/dp/B007R9M6PO/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486404&sr=1-1&keywords=SSD+SATA3+120GB+Kingston+HyperX
RAMatriot Viper 3 Series, Black Mamba, DDR3 8GB (2 x 4GB) 1600MHz 82$www.amazon.com/Patriot-Viper-1600MHz-Channel-PV38G160C9K/dp/B008LTJJM2/ref=sr_1_2?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486791&sr=1-2&keywords=Patriot+viper+3++black+mamba
CPU:Intel Core i5-4670K Quad-Core Desktop Processor 3.4 GHZ:www.amazon.com/Intel-i5-4670K-Quad-Core-Desktop-Processor/dp/B00CO8TBOW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1402486014&sr=8-2&keywords=Intel+I5+4670
For the motherboard and powersupply ask someone else,and choose the PC case you like.
And i found out that the US and German prices are very simmiliar for some reason.
I'll tweak it later if i need to.
User avatar #192 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/tiagoswaifu

do you know who this is
User avatar #193 to #192 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
im his ******* waifu
User avatar #194 to #193 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #195 to #194 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much what he said, why would it matter anyway?
User avatar #196 to #195 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #197 to #196 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
can't you read? it's right there 'tiagoswaifu'
User avatar #201 to #199 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
<3 hey luv
User avatar #203 to #201 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how are you honey
long time no see
User avatar #207 to #203 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm fit as a fiddle
User avatar #211 to #207 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how did the job interview go?
User avatar #216 to #211 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
it went well, got a call today for a second one on monday
User avatar #198 to #197 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #200 to #198 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
not a very bright one are you?
User avatar #204 to #200 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
he kept the same reply to me earlyer today
User avatar #202 to #200 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #205 to #202 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
his uset is tiagoswaifu.
Why the **** are you even asking me
User avatar #210 to #205 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
hes stalking me, hes a admon
hes a hiding cop, secret admin...
he dont like me somehow
User avatar #215 to #210 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENT, NSA ARE GONNA GET YOU
User avatar #212 to #210 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #206 to #205 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #208 to #206 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah you have fun with that
User avatar #209 to #208 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
he's burningdash
User avatar #213 to #209 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
What made you come to that conclusion?
and no
User avatar #214 to #213 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
seems obvious
User avatar #218 to #214 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how do you know im not that user aswell?

your logic make it sound like i might be
User avatar #220 to #218 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
a
User avatar #221 to #220 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
b
User avatar #222 to #221 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #223 to #222 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
pls
You are making my profile a bit more crowded than what i'm used to
User avatar #224 to #223 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #217 to #214 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
you're just jealous mai waifu is better than yours
User avatar #219 to #217 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #186 - danield ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #187 to #186 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
What the **** kind of question is that
User avatar #188 to #187 - danield ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Im asking the ******* questions here
User avatar #189 to #188 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Well ok, I'm Tiago what now?
User avatar #190 to #189 - danield ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
I wanted to know since another user has his username similar to yours but has waifu in it
User avatar #191 to #190 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that's a friend and he's my waifu apparently
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