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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Portugal
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Content Views:82296
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Total Comments Made:8063
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Dog: Can i have a drink?
Man: Dogs don't drink
Dog: Well fish don't walk either but then one did and BAM he invented evolution

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#4 - I Hate feet so much i just can't understand how people find th… 07/08/2014 on Sex Facts! No ban pls! 0
#44 - After i read this all i can think is, how weak are people on t… 07/08/2014 on maximum possible kek +1
#9 - 'latex alergy' yeah you **** alone  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on If you say no, you're gay. 0
User avatar #13 - melwach (07/08/2014) [-]
Exactly. Bitch better be takin' care of my fetishes.
#998002 - Yeah kinda, but its getting slightly better practice … 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#42 - yes, yours  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on I can't think of a good title +17
User avatar #64 - norkas (07/08/2014) [-]
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
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#609367 - I'd take the beldum, but i'm currently not home, mind keeping …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #609384 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
1246-9934-4826
User avatar #609399 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
just added you
User avatar #609400 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
im on
User avatar #609402 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
i dced?
User avatar #609403 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
yeah i guess, give me a sex
User avatar #609404 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #609405 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
dont know why i type sex, i meant sec
User avatar #609406 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
i assumed
User avatar #609408 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
ok you can re send the trade if youre online again
User avatar #609409 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #609407 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
im trading the other guy right now, almost done
User avatar #609385 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
Will add you in 2 hours will you be available to trade then?
User avatar #609386 - aceshot (07/08/2014) [-]
should be
#609366 - 3883-7143-7059 will add as soon as i get home  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #609375 - vegeta (07/08/2014) [-]
^
#24 - I dont get the nehoy whatever  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Minhoyamenoy 0
User avatar #25 - capinsquiggles (07/08/2014) [-]
An episode of Spongebob Squarepants, a pencil from a human drawer on a boat falls into the water, Spongebob finds it, and he finds that the things he draw come to life. So he draws himself, and names him Doodlebob, Doodlebob can't speak though so he says things like NEHOYANEMOY and other such things
#997980 - **tiagodisouza rolls 13** 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997979 - >not psycho >not enjoying being set on fire and shoo…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #998174 - danield (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm not into bdsm
User avatar #998175 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
O-oh
Neither am I
User avatar #998182 - danield (07/08/2014) [-]
You don't have to lie on the internet, hehe
#998183 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
IM NOT LYING
User avatar #998188 - danield (07/08/2014) [-]
I WAS :ARROGANT:
#997978 - Good enough i used to use it to play Monste rhunter Portable 3… 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997977 - QTE's unfair f2p models japan locked games 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997976 - how about you gargle on my balls I'm already trying to lea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #998001 - awesomedewd (07/08/2014) [-]
I bet you suck at it
User avatar #998002 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah kinda, but its getting slightly better

practice makes pefect
#997345 - is **** * 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997344 - but this is pretty much my first playthrough of the game  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997352 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
then re roll that shit if you already did a similar build
#997342 - **tiagodisouza rolls 22,904**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997344 - tiagodisouza (07/07/2014) [-]
but this is pretty much my first playthrough of the game
#997352 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
then re roll that shit if you already did a similar build
#6 - Portugal has barely any, feels good 07/07/2014 on Missle targeting map for... 0
#997332 - obviously At least im not the one playing CS:GO anymore 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997327 - except it wasnt  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997330 - Timmietim (07/07/2014) [-]
i guess your brain has been affected too much by weebshit
User avatar #997332 - tiagodisouza (07/07/2014) [-]
obviously
At least im not the one playing CS:GO anymore
#997326 - 23 hours of it 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997322 - Yes i have  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997324 - Timmietim (07/07/2014) [-]
Then you should know how much bullshit that last comment was
User avatar #997327 - tiagodisouza (07/07/2014) [-]
except it wasnt
User avatar #997330 - Timmietim (07/07/2014) [-]
i guess your brain has been affected too much by weebshit
User avatar #997332 - tiagodisouza (07/07/2014) [-]
obviously
At least im not the one playing CS:GO anymore
#6 - How can someone do this kind of **** and think its normal 07/07/2014 on MY EYES! IT BURNS! 0
#11 - >bought 07/07/2014 on I hope I'm not +5
#13 - with the face that woman's making i'd assume so 07/07/2014 on foodsies over the world 0
#609216 - Do you still need Leftovers? I'd like mew 07/07/2014 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
stickied by tiagodisouza
3883-7143-7059
My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**** , I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #257 to #256 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
w-wat
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
User avatar #251 - Timmietim (06/27/2014) [-]
WHAT THE ****
User avatar #248 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
Your friend tiagodisouza has commented profile tiagodisouza

WHY DO I GET A MENTION FOR THIS
User avatar #253 to #248 - exclamation (06/27/2014) [-]
Because you're a beautiful creature
User avatar #249 to #248 - yuvesh (06/27/2014) [-]
me2
#243 - danield ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding me
Thanks for adding me
User avatar #244 to #243 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the gif
#245 to #244 - danield ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #246 to #245 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oy goy do u have more of this?
User avatar #250 to #246 - danield ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I think she has a tumblr or something similar
User avatar #247 to #246 - kothaex (06/27/2014) [-]
omg why did i get a notification
User avatar #242 to #241 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #237 to #236 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright, **** you too
User avatar #239 to #238 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
i still love you tho
#234 - flybager ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I didn't add you yet?
I didn't add you yet?
User avatar #235 to #234 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
apparently you didnt or you removed me or something, i dunno
User avatar #226 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Mortuus
Hey man, serhiy put a build together for me and then told me to ask you for further advice on how to better it for gaming on my budget 800-900€

CPU: Intel Core i5-3570 3.4GHz Quad-Core Processor

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler

Motherboard: ASRock B75 Pro3 ATX LGA1155 Motherboard

Memory: Kingston 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory

Storage: Samsung 840 Pro Series 128GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
Western Digital BLACK SERIES 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive

Video Card: MSI Radeon R9 280X 3GB TWIN FROZR Video Card

Power supply: EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply

Thanks in advance
User avatar #231 to #226 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
de.pcpartpicker.com/p/F2w3mG - Part list.

Squeezed the top-end of your budget to get an unlocked CPU and an overclocking-friendly motherboard. Memory was reduced to 1600Mhz DIMMs for price, but they WILL be able to be overclocked to 1866, easily. Went with a Powercolor 280x, simply because Powercolor is in the top-3 for AMD boards. Also, I dropped the expensive WD drive for a Seagate Barracuda, for pricing.

If you have absolutely no interest in overclocking, then that's fine. I'll put a cheaper board on the part list and save you some money on the CPU, as well.
User avatar #232 to #231 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #233 to #232 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
Sure thing. Just mention me if you ever have a question. That or post it on the tech board.
User avatar #228 to #226 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
Need a monitor, keyboard, mouse, or anything of the like?
User avatar #230 to #228 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #227 to #226 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Case is a corsair c70
User avatar #229 to #227 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #225 - neroiskill (06/11/2014) [-]
Graphics card:MSI Computer Corp. Video Graphics Cards R9 280X 307$
HardDrive:WD Blue 1 TB Desktop Hard Drive: 3.5 Inch, 7200 RPM, SATA 6 Gb/s 58,24$ www.amazon.com/WD-Blue-Desktop-Hard-Drive/dp/B0088PUEPK/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486236&sr=1-1
HARDRIVE SDD:95$ Kingston HyperX 3K 120 GB Upgrade Kit SATA III 2.5-Inch 6.0 Gb/s-www.amazon.com/Kingston-Upgrade-2-5-Inch-SH103S3B-120G/dp/B007R9M6PO/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486404&sr=1-1&keywords=SSD+SATA3+120GB+Kingston+HyperX
RAMatriot Viper 3 Series, Black Mamba, DDR3 8GB (2 x 4GB) 1600MHz 82$www.amazon.com/Patriot-Viper-1600MHz-Channel-PV38G160C9K/dp/B008LTJJM2/ref=sr_1_2?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486791&sr=1-2&keywords=Patriot+viper+3++black+mamba
CPU:Intel Core i5-4670K Quad-Core Desktop Processor 3.4 GHZ:www.amazon.com/Intel-i5-4670K-Quad-Core-Desktop-Processor/dp/B00CO8TBOW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1402486014&sr=8-2&keywords=Intel+I5+4670
For the motherboard and powersupply ask someone else,and choose the PC case you like.
And i found out that the US and German prices are very simmiliar for some reason.
I'll tweak it later if i need to.
User avatar #192 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/tiagoswaifu

do you know who this is
User avatar #193 to #192 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
im his ******* waifu
User avatar #194 to #193 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #195 to #194 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much what he said, why would it matter anyway?
User avatar #196 to #195 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #197 to #196 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
can't you read? it's right there 'tiagoswaifu'
User avatar #201 to #199 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
<3 hey luv
User avatar #203 to #201 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how are you honey
long time no see
User avatar #207 to #203 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm fit as a fiddle
User avatar #211 to #207 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how did the job interview go?
User avatar #216 to #211 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
it went well, got a call today for a second one on monday
User avatar #198 to #197 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #200 to #198 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
not a very bright one are you?
User avatar #204 to #200 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
he kept the same reply to me earlyer today
User avatar #202 to #200 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #205 to #202 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
his uset is tiagoswaifu.
Why the **** are you even asking me
User avatar #210 to #205 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
hes stalking me, hes a admon
hes a hiding cop, secret admin...
he dont like me somehow
User avatar #215 to #210 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENT, NSA ARE GONNA GET YOU
User avatar #212 to #210 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #206 to #205 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #208 to #206 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah you have fun with that
User avatar #209 to #208 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
he's burningdash
User avatar #213 to #209 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
What made you come to that conclusion?
and no
User avatar #214 to #213 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
seems obvious
User avatar #218 to #214 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how do you know im not that user aswell?

your logic make it sound like i might be
User avatar #221 to #220 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
b
User avatar #222 to #221 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #223 to #222 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
pls
You are making my profile a bit more crowded than what i'm used to
User avatar #224 to #223 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #217 to #214 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
you're just jealous mai waifu is better than yours
User avatar #219 to #217 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #186 - danield ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #187 to #186 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
What the **** kind of question is that
User avatar #188 to #187 - danield ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Im asking the ******* questions here
User avatar #189 to #188 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Well ok, I'm Tiago what now?
User avatar #190 to #189 - danield ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
I wanted to know since another user has his username similar to yours but has waifu in it
User avatar #191 to #190 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that's a friend and he's my waifu apparently
#181 - emmerich (12/31/2013) [-]
Hapoy new yearh!
Hapoy new yearh!
User avatar #182 to #181 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Happy new year to you too!
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