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tiagodisouza

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Portugal
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#1236048 - Good he looks awesome 05/31/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1236044 - new monsters look really good and hooray for brute wyverns  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1236046 - volero (05/31/2015) [-]
Apparently the T-Rex is the flagship.
User avatar #1236049 - confusedasian (05/31/2015) [-]
Tigrex.
User avatar #1236048 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
Good he looks awesome
#1236043 - flashy attacks are frontier tier. at least it'll make sure the… 05/31/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#63 - face split open, i had seen the video before but dont know if he lives  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on The Gauntlet 0
User avatar #64 - darealmcfanyt (05/31/2015) [-]
His face looked like 80% of it was cut in half...
Not sure if he survived that
#61 - do you happen to know anything more about the guy on 13? did he live?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on The Gauntlet 0
User avatar #62 - darealmcfanyt (05/31/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #63 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
face split open, i had seen the video before but dont know if he lives
User avatar #64 - darealmcfanyt (05/31/2015) [-]
His face looked like 80% of it was cut in half...
Not sure if he survived that
#59 - he's a beyblade  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2015 on The Gauntlet +1
User avatar #60 - darealmcfanyt (05/31/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #61 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
do you happen to know anything more about the guy on 13? did he live?
User avatar #62 - darealmcfanyt (05/31/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #63 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
face split open, i had seen the video before but dont know if he lives
User avatar #64 - darealmcfanyt (05/31/2015) [-]
His face looked like 80% of it was cut in half...
Not sure if he survived that
#58 - same here dude 05/31/2015 on The Gauntlet 0
#6 - oh boo hoo grow up. The photocopier tho i'd always wa… 05/31/2015 on Things cut in half +9
#10 - you'd be surprised so many people make a living just off t… 05/31/2015 on trolls +1
#3 - oh wow that made me laugh more than it should have 05/31/2015 on Hasty green pasty 0
#315174 - Oh i didnt play the other battlefront games o im not really in…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell 0
User avatar #315288 - roguekek (05/31/2015) [-]
well its the same company who did BF3 and i loved BF3

so im semi excited
#315163 - >> #315160 ,  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell 0
User avatar #315165 - roguekek (05/31/2015) [-]
im waiting for Battlefront right now

playing Fable Legends beta until then
that games fun just not as the villian
User avatar #315174 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
Oh i didnt play the other battlefront games o im not really interested in this new one especially since it will be just star wars themed battlefield and im not a fan of stat wars
User avatar #315288 - roguekek (05/31/2015) [-]
well its the same company who did BF3 and i loved BF3

so im semi excited
#315160 - no problem with lag on my end just performance issues and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell +1
User avatar #315168 - edenearhart (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm in Australia, so it's gonna be bad here anyway.
But another australian guy reviewed it, and I can agree with him when he says the delay looks close to 1 second.
WoT got boring quick. I'm gonna pass.
#315142 - whats the problem with you?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell +2
User avatar #315143 - delahk (05/31/2015) [-]
not your mom
#315132 - pls commit the sudoku 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell +1
#315129 - >> #315128 , 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell 0
#315128 - Armored warfare pretty much world of tanks but with modern tanks 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell 0
#315119 - yeah but runs like arse, they need a lot of optimization, i'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell 0
User avatar #315122 - josuke (05/31/2015) [-]
What is it even?
User avatar #315129 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
#315111 - Anyone else got into the alpha?  [+] (23 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell +1
User avatar #315158 - roguekek (05/31/2015) [-]
world of tanks was boring
i do not want more
User avatar #315163 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #315165 - roguekek (05/31/2015) [-]
im waiting for Battlefront right now

playing Fable Legends beta until then
that games fun just not as the villian
User avatar #315174 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
Oh i didnt play the other battlefront games o im not really interested in this new one especially since it will be just star wars themed battlefield and im not a fan of stat wars
User avatar #315288 - roguekek (05/31/2015) [-]
well its the same company who did BF3 and i loved BF3

so im semi excited
User avatar #315150 - edenearhart (05/31/2015) [-]
Nah.
Looks like a WoT clone in modern day, and I hear the netcode is trash.
User avatar #315160 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
no problem with lag on my end just performance issues
and yep its a WoT clone in modern day which is why i like it, its much faster and flows better, plus prettier maps and tanks
User avatar #315168 - edenearhart (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm in Australia, so it's gonna be bad here anyway.
But another australian guy reviewed it, and I can agree with him when he says the delay looks close to 1 second.
WoT got boring quick. I'm gonna pass.
#315140 - delahk (05/31/2015) [-]
no but i got into your mom
User avatar #315144 - pongldr (05/31/2015) [-]
sick trolling
#315147 - delahk (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #315142 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
whats the problem with you?
User avatar #315143 - delahk (05/31/2015) [-]
not your mom
User avatar #315130 - therealmacklemore (05/31/2015) [-]
yeah brah im alpha as fuck
praise be to zyzz
User avatar #315135 - Sunset (05/31/2015) [-]
zyzz was a fraud :^)
#315138 - therealmacklemore (05/31/2015) [-]
gee i wonder who is behind this post
User avatar #315132 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
pls commit the sudoku
#315125 - anonymous (05/31/2015) [-]
alpha of what?
User avatar #315128 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
Armored warfare
pretty much world of tanks but with modern tanks
User avatar #315114 - josuke (05/31/2015) [-]
That looks pretty
User avatar #315119 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
yeah but runs like arse, they need a lot of optimization, i'm running a 780 and have 40ish fps at medium, granted it is the early access alpha but still
User avatar #315122 - josuke (05/31/2015) [-]
What is it even?
User avatar #315129 - tiagodisouza (05/31/2015) [-]
#315089 - I bought Monster hunter 4 Ultimate finally 05/31/2015 on Melee Hell 0
#1235984 - interactive movies vs actual game 05/31/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#29 - Question, does this stay true to the manga? i really enjoyed t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Rival's Parting +1
User avatar #32 - asalon (05/31/2015) [-]
This far it does stay true to the manga
#33 - that coffee one: Oh i ordered a cup of coffee not a cup of… 05/31/2015 on Satisfying +3
#51 - tfw no dreams 05/31/2015 on Shia LaBeouf motivates you 0
#1235657 - ****** A 05/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
#385 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
are you morrigans hairdresser?
man she was so hot in that animation
#384 to #383 - tiagodisouza (04/02/2015) [-]
Thats 			*******		 adorable   
and no i am not an italian
Thats ******* adorable
and no i am not an italian
User avatar #380 - tiagodisouza (02/16/2015) [-]
shdw24 és de onde
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User avatar #373 to #372 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
Heyoo birdie
User avatar #377 to #376 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
How ya doin today
#378 to #377 - mcburd (02/15/2015) [-]
French.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH
#379 to #378 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
Hahaha got a laugh out of me
Hahaha got a laugh out of me
User avatar #346 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
boop
#360 to #347 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
You have a large appetite for such a small creature
#361 to #360 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Need to eat to grow up   
Poor Asami is unnapretiated
Need to eat to grow up
Poor Asami is unnapretiated
#362 to #361 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Avatar Retard needs to be reminded who the person with the brains is in her group

Ms "I like to punch things" is about to learn that really quickly

Donuts are very bad for you unless you got that anime high metabolism then eat more
#363 to #362 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh god
Don't you dare diss my donuts
#364 to #363 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
They're full of sugar and fat

Proper Nutrition means a healthier figure. I mean sure all women love Dark Chocolate, Frappicinno's, and Ice cream but they can't have them all the time

Unless you have a high metabolism and an ultra large bank account
#365 to #364 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
what did ya just say to me about donuts
#366 to #365 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
If you keep eating them you'll be a fat little piggy
#368 to #367 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Are you crying?

Over donuts?
#369 to #368 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Of course ...
#370 to #369 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Piggy Piggy little Piggy
User avatar #348 to #347 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice Helment strange animu creature
User avatar #350 to #349 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Don't go all Tsundere on me right now

Don't take my compliment like cancer
#351 to #350 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
I ain't no Tsundere
User avatar #352 to #351 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Well what are you?

Besides Adorable.
#353 to #352 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Addicted to donuts
#354 to #353 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
You wouldn't be the first animu creature I know addicted to sugary pastries
#355 to #354 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm kinda scared of men in drag.... or women who look so much like men
I'm kinda scared of men in drag.... or women who look so much like men
#356 to #355 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
Please excuse Sakura Ogami

She likes to lift things and is a self taught master of the Dragon fist
#357 to #356 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
As long as it doesnt come near me
As long as it doesnt come near me
#358 to #357 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
It is a she and she is harmless.
#359 to #358 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Hmm ok
Hmm ok
User avatar #320 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
I saw that tiago. You portugese **** .
#321 to #320 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
ahahahah i know you did, it was my intent, for you to see it but no one else
ahahahah i know you did, it was my intent, for you to see it but no one else
User avatar #322 to #321 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
So how've you been?
User avatar #323 to #322 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
So so, had surgery on my ass so im on medical leave
User avatar #324 to #323 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #325 to #324 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
had a big cyst that wouldnt let me sit or walk right
User avatar #326 to #325 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sorry :c
User avatar #327 to #326 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Its ok, now i can actually sit so it aint actually that bad
sucks that my pay was cut in half because of the medical leave tho
User avatar #328 to #327 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
Awh.. im sorry. But it's good you have a job now.
User avatar #329 to #328 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah that is good
How about you how's it goin
User avatar #330 to #329 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
not too much. Still short. Still getting addicted to videogames.
User avatar #331 to #330 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
What videogame this time?
User avatar #332 to #331 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
League. But they bleed pixels is also really fun.
User avatar #333 to #332 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
man i havent played league in forever
User avatar #334 to #333 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
That's okay, its a garbage game.
User avatar #335 to #334 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I dont like the community, thats pretty much why i dont play it
User avatar #336 to #335 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
I just play support and ignore people nowadays.
User avatar #337 to #336 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Ive been swooning over war thunder tanks lately, my premium time just ran out tho so i dont feel like grinding
#338 to #337 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
I hate war thunder...
User avatar #341 to #338 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Which is why i play tanks on arcade, **** is always going down
User avatar #339 to #338 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Why is that?
User avatar #340 to #339 - venomousvalentine (01/25/2015) [-]
There is so little action. it takes like 20 goddamn minutes to fly to the battlefield and hope you can shoot someone down before being shot down by someone you can't even see.
User avatar #316 - bolieve (01/16/2015) [-]
So wait are you going to be able to use that code?
User avatar #317 to #316 - tiagodisouza (01/16/2015) [-]
As soon as i get the 3DS i will, ill most likely get it by the end of either this month of february
User avatar #318 to #317 - bolieve (01/16/2015) [-]
Alright, sounds good, When you do get it send me your new friend code. or if it's the same one remind me when you get it
User avatar #319 to #318 - tiagodisouza (01/16/2015) [-]
i think itll be the same, as i kept my nintendo ID
User avatar #306 - murrlogic (01/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #307 to #306 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
I am scared and confused
User avatar #308 to #307 - murrlogic (01/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #310 to #309 - murrlogic (01/06/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #311 to #310 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine how about you
User avatar #312 to #311 - murrlogic (01/06/2015) [-]
Watching this 3 hour iPPV and waiting for some artwork I bought
User avatar #313 to #312 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
neat neat, im playing Gmod
Any special reason you decided to comment here?
User avatar #314 to #313 - murrlogic (01/06/2015) [-]
To see how you were doing?
User avatar #315 to #314 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
Aight then
User avatar #303 - aamann (12/06/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I don't think I can hook you up. Shipping is killer.
User avatar #304 to #303 - tiagodisouza (12/06/2014) [-]
its aight no problem
User avatar #278 - yoze (11/02/2014) [-]
which monster hunter you play dude?
User avatar #279 to #278 - tiagodisouza (11/02/2014) [-]
3u on 3ds right now
User avatar #285 to #279 - yoze (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah nice and same dude shame theres no wifi connect :/
User avatar #286 to #285 - tiagodisouza (11/12/2014) [-]
MH4U will have it , do not despair
User avatar #305 to #286 - yoze (12/08/2014) [-]
You mean there is hope in this dark dark time!
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk (07/04/2014) [-]
**** , I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
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