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#181 - emmerich ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Hapoy new yearh!
Hapoy new yearh!
User avatar #182 to #181 - tiagodisouza (12/31/2013) [-]
Happy new year to you too!
#166 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
User avatar #167 to #166 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
its going ok how's it going for you
#168 to #167 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
It's going great.   
Watchu doing?
It's going great.
Watchu doing?
User avatar #169 to #168 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
eating spaghetti, you?
User avatar #170 to #169 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Nice, I love spaghetti.

Watching supernatural. Finished Benjamin Button today, that movie was awesome.
User avatar #171 to #170 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
oh i loved that movie
User avatar #172 to #171 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeh, gave major feels to me tho.
And a nice story, reminded me of Forest Gump.
User avatar #173 to #172 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
never watched that, going to watch some anime now tho
User avatar #174 to #173 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Alright, have fun
Watchu gonna watch?
User avatar #175 to #174 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
Yozakura quartet: hana no uta
User avatar #176 to #175 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, never heard of it.
User avatar #177 to #176 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
its pretty good so far, i recomend
User avatar #178 to #177 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
what's it about?
User avatar #179 to #178 - tiagodisouza (12/27/2013) [-]
well theres a town, with a teenage mayor and humans and daemons live in it together because of a family that crosses the daemons into another dimension, so far this is what i know. there's some fighting and funny antics
User avatar #180 to #179 - emmerich ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sounds nice, gonna try it out someday.

BTW: gonna try out my thermite soon.
#159 - snakefire ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Everyone always talks about yuno as a good waifu, but personally.. I hate that bitch!   
   
Ninth is infinitely better. She might be a terrorist and a traitor, but she's still a lot more stable than yuno. Plus, purple > pink.   
   
Plus she has actual values. Despite being a 						********					 she's a good person. "Charity is much better spent on the living, unless you're one of those losers that lets the past consume you." Plus she has a nicer voice than yunos, a more rugged hairstyle, she plays dressup the right way. Dressing as a nurse is much hotter than dressing as a bride.   
   
And tiagodisouza that is why you have poor taste in 2D women.   
   
Merry christmas.
Everyone always talks about yuno as a good waifu, but personally.. I hate that bitch!

Ninth is infinitely better. She might be a terrorist and a traitor, but she's still a lot more stable than yuno. Plus, purple > pink.

Plus she has actual values. Despite being a ******** she's a good person. "Charity is much better spent on the living, unless you're one of those losers that lets the past consume you." Plus she has a nicer voice than yunos, a more rugged hairstyle, she plays dressup the right way. Dressing as a nurse is much hotter than dressing as a bride.

And tiagodisouza that is why you have poor taste in 2D women.

Merry christmas.
User avatar #160 to #159 - tiagodisouza (12/25/2013) [-]
that is all incorrect tho
#161 to #160 - snakefire ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Nono, uryuu is the cuterest. Look at her devilish smile.
User avatar #162 to #161 - tiagodisouza (12/25/2013) [-]
Nope, you cannot change my mind i'm sorry
#163 to #162 - snakefire ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
I also just found out that uryuu is taller than me.
I also just found out that uryuu is taller than me.
User avatar #164 to #163 - tiagodisouza (12/25/2013) [-]
then again, who isn't mr *****
#165 to #164 - snakefire ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
She's only taller by one CM though.
User avatar #139 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
You know I say the stuff I do all in good fun right?
User avatar #140 to #139 - tiagodisouza (12/11/2013) [-]
If i couldn't take a joke i wouldn't be on the internet now would I
User avatar #141 to #140 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad at least you understand.
User avatar #142 to #141 - tiagodisouza (12/11/2013) [-]
You were pretty chill when we played napoleonic wars so i assumed you were just fooling around and went with it. I dont mind, its entertaining
User avatar #143 to #142 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's my intent.
User avatar #144 to #143 - tiagodisouza (12/11/2013) [-]
Its cool lil *****
User avatar #129 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Why do you hurt me so?
User avatar #131 to #130 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
u never want to game with me
User avatar #132 to #131 - tiagodisouza (12/10/2013) [-]
we dont exactly play the same games
User avatar #133 to #132 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
yes we do
User avatar #134 to #133 - tiagodisouza (12/10/2013) [-]
besides Warband and napoleonic tell me one
User avatar #135 to #134 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
civ 5
crusader kings 2
orderlands 2
warthunder
rome total
guns of icarus
killing floor
magicka

User avatar #136 to #135 - tiagodisouza (12/10/2013) [-]
1 multiplayer games are kinda boring because of no comunication most times
2 still learning this but k
3 not installed right now and no space
4 i'm down for this
5 not installed
6 not installed
7 not installed
8 its ****
User avatar #137 to #136 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you are a butt
#127 - aviciii **User deleted account** (12/07/2013) [-]
I don't know who you are but

Your profile pic is best girl this season

So i came to say hi
User avatar #128 to #127 - tiagodisouza (12/07/2013) [-]
I agree with you which is why i have my profile as a picture of her

err.. Hi!
User avatar #119 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Answer my goddamn skype calls you fancy mexican.
User avatar #120 to #119 - tiagodisouza (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to go ahead and say no
User avatar #121 to #120 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
y
User avatar #122 to #121 - tiagodisouza (12/02/2013) [-]
Because you call me at awkward times and with no previous warning and into goddamn group calls full of strangers, i'm scared of strangers
User avatar #123 to #122 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
is k bby i can show u the world
User avatar #124 to #123 - tiagodisouza (12/02/2013) [-]
b-but i dont wanna see the world
User avatar #125 to #124 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
oh yes you do
User avatar #113 - guiguito (10/28/2013) [-]
i can only get so erect
let's play now
#108 - emmerich ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
So I got this beauty yesterday from Hillock (the first boss).
T'was awesome.
User avatar #109 to #108 - tiagodisouza (10/26/2013) [-]
Holy sheiit this looks awesome man what does pain attunement do?
User avatar #110 to #109 - emmerich ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Gives me 30% more Spell Damage when on Low Life.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tiagodisouza (10/26/2013) [-]
Oh my that does sound awesome
User avatar #112 to #111 - emmerich ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Yeh, this bby gonna be kept on my head for a looong time now.
#87 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
**zameckis rolls 458**
show up at random profile,
saves the day
User avatar #90 to #89 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
It would seem so
#91 to #90 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
hehe , apologize for my annoying first encounter,
well then, let's start over

greetings, sir tiagodisouza
how's your day?
User avatar #92 to #91 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
My day's been pretty ok i guess
how about yours
User avatar #93 to #92 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
ah, that's good to hear, any interedasting even happen?

my day just started, nothing to tell, thanks for asking
User avatar #94 to #93 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
Well my life's pretty stagnated right now, its just playing some games and looking for a job with no sucess i wouldn't mind if something happened tho, what about you? anything interesting happening?
#95 to #94 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
i see, i recognized that feel, i believe most peps will experience that feel, don't worry, there will be time when you will shine, i believe

as for me, if i must say, this year is full of events for me,
from the top, fallen, and rise to power, all happen just in nearly a year,
still, i'm afraid if i proceed to talk about it, it will bore you,
it's not a good idea to talk about myself in first encounter

nonetheless, my days lately is quite fruitful
User avatar #97 to #95 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
So how's your social life
User avatar #98 to #97 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
i believe there will, just be sure not to miss that chance though, maybe they will be no 2nd changes.

as for my social life, i tend to avoid this subject since, sometime it will provoke un-needlessly hate and distrust.
pardon for the inconvenience
User avatar #99 to #98 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
ah its alright i just wanted to know about the life of my peers(being funnyjunk users) as i can't really have a social life because i can't trust people at all and have trouble making friends
User avatar #100 to #99 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
hm.,., if you insist then,
my social life is doing great so far
my friends and acquitance still remember me, some even says miss me,
even thought i suddenly vanished without a word for about 6 months, it's kinda hearth warming for me.
and someone recently just asked me to go to cinema tomorrow, kinda took me off guard.

eeh? is that so? why?
tell me more about yourself then,
User avatar #101 to #100 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
Oh my that's pretty nice isn't it! people usually don't remember me
Well i live in a bad neighbourhood and the people here only care about partying which i depise, because too much noise and too many people, i tend to keep to myself and music when not on the internet, i have maybe 1 or 2 irl friends that actually i dont mind being with and like being with and i have the most amazing group of internet friends that i talk with everyday since pretty much last year, wish i could meet them all i really do
#102 to #101 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
haha guess what? i do, not really like music and loud places also
and i do like music, well only in classic and instrument genre to be precise,
sometimes, i spend my time derpin around with my piano.

probably you just live in wrong neighborhood, go somewhere else
pilgrimage is actually a good thing, as long you don't worry about where to live,
for instance, move in to close relatives home far away will give you a new atmosphere.

i don't have many friends at first, but i found my place where people is nice and honor each other, and somehow, i fit in, so yeah, i think you just live in wrong area
User avatar #104 to #102 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
Oh i'm a metalhead and i dont really like any other type of music besides a few select songs.
I can't move out because i have absolutely no money to even try to start over anywhere else, and the only family i have outside of here is my grandmother and grandfather that live in the middle of nowhere in the country alone in a hill that they own , i'd be even more isolated. But yeah i'd really love if i could go somewhere else, namely england or the netherlands.
Where're you from if you dont mind me asking
#105 to #104 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
somewhere in southeast asia, not really well-known country, so heed no attention to it.
oh i know it's late, english is not my main language so, apologize if you some errors/having trouble in understanding about what i'm trying to say.

hm.,., i see.,.,. i don't know much about your situation so, i can't really give out an advice about what do
User avatar #106 to #105 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
i know what i must do, ill get a job and get my ass out of here that's what! and don't worry about your english, much better than some people i know.
What character is that in your pictures? and where is it from
User avatar #107 to #106 - zameckis (10/23/2013) [-]
the name is wakana sakai, from tari - tari
User avatar #103 to #102 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
*party at first line
User avatar #96 to #95 - tiagodisouza (10/21/2013) [-]
i see i see. I've been feeling like this for a long time i just hope it does indeed change and i get some stability and whatnot
User avatar #77 - niceguyguy (10/11/2013) [-]
Added to the list of dwarfs, you should be added in game when the next wave of migrants arrive. Is there anything in particular that you would like to be?
User avatar #78 to #77 - tiagodisouza (10/11/2013) [-]
Either a Blacksmith or a Cook
User avatar #79 to #78 - niceguyguy (10/11/2013) [-]
I'll try my best to get you into one of those roles, when migrant waves arrive they have random jobs.
User avatar #80 to #79 - tiagodisouza (10/11/2013) [-]
Also if you could direct me into somewhere where they actually explicitly teach me how to play this, because i really want to but have no idea
User avatar #81 to #80 - niceguyguy (10/11/2013) [-]
Sure thing! Always glad that people are taking dwarf fortress up!

First you need to download the lazy newb pack as it will help you greatly here's a link: You need to login to view this link
If you're stuck or do not understand anything then the Wikipedia is a useful tool here:
You need to login to view this link
If you need a video tutorial I would recommend this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g_SaPQpKbU
If you need help with any aspect of the game or the lazy newb pack just contact me and I'll do my best to help.
User avatar #82 to #81 - tiagodisouza (10/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man, ill look into this when i can, playing dota right now so i can't
User avatar #83 to #82 - niceguyguy (10/11/2013) [-]
It's okay, dwarf fortress can be a taxing game to learn as it does have a steep learning curve but don't give up on it! Have fun playing Dota!
User avatar #84 to #83 - tiagodisouza (10/11/2013) [-]
i won't i heard the fun is in losing and i don't mind i played darksouls and the working to get past a challenge is an awesome feeling, and i've seen those amazing stories post about the game and i wanna play it
User avatar #85 to #84 - niceguyguy (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I think the main objective of the game in my opinion is to experience as many fun things as possible. I mean I heard about a person killing one of the toughest monsters in the game in one shot by throwing a bunny at it.

Heres a link to that particular story:
You need to login to view this link

Well I'm off to sleep now, need rest for starting the game tomorrow. Best of luck on Dota.
User avatar #76 - flingwing (09/22/2013) [-]
im going to rape you
User avatar #73 - betars (08/30/2013) [-]
bitch why the **** did you thumb me down I swear to god I will hunt you down and personally circumcise you till you bleed out and die
I ******* swear you will die
User avatar #74 to #73 - tiagodisouza (08/30/2013) [-]
exactly becayse of that
User avatar #75 to #74 - betars (08/30/2013) [-]
I guess, meh.
User avatar #72 - DCat (08/22/2013) [-]
Forgot to say, the keys are for Origin.
User avatar #70 - crampers (08/15/2013) [-]
check your inbox
User avatar #71 to #70 - tiagodisouza (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man, i'm just missing, BF3 , medal of honor and DS3 of the games i'm interested in
#67 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
Astraea i found this and i liked it
Astraea i found this and i liked it
#68 to #67 - astraea (06/21/2013) [-]
neat
neat
User avatar #69 to #68 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
i like your version better
#65 - Gonnafly ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
What... What did you say?
User avatar #66 to #65 - tiagodisouza (05/09/2013) [-]
Told you it was nice finding you watching pronz :D
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