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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Portugal
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#53 - YES YES YES YES 07/23/2014 on Even More Comps 'An Shit 0
#52 - why the **** is metal gear so worshipped, the gam…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Even More Comps 'An Shit +1
User avatar #56 - solidderking (07/23/2014) [-]
well, *insert game you like* is also boring and shit and stuff
User avatar #82 - stoicnick (07/23/2014) [-]
i don't know man *insert game you like here* has pretty good game mechanics, but the story is complete bullshit
User avatar #103 - solidderking (07/23/2014) [-]
good mechanics ? *insert game you like here* has mechanics that were already old when *insert old game title here* 2 was released.
User avatar #104 - stoicnick (07/23/2014) [-]
*insert game you like here* was still an enjoyable game to play, it's all about gameplay, man. fuck graphics.
User avatar #105 - solidderking (07/23/2014) [-]
i bet you also like *insert shooter that is released every year* for its " gameplay".
btw, im gonna play *insert russian WW2 f2p game* now, like a true *insert gender here*
User avatar #106 - stoicnick (07/23/2014) [-]
you *insert racist/sexist insult here* i bet you're a graphics whore i bet you like to *insert groteque insult here* by the way i *insert an insult about your mother here.* i can't remember what my stance was here by the way
User avatar #108 - solidderking (07/23/2014) [-]
Suck my* insert bodypart here* you gameplay loving *insert angry german insult here*
User avatar #109 - stoicnick (07/23/2014) [-]
i would gladly suck your *insult bodypart* if it existed, oo rekt.
#39 - A Charizard card 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? 0
#8 - well, dickbutt is a meme that originated here and was forbidde…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on The Expansion We've All... 0
User avatar #11 - thingexplain (07/23/2014) [-]
Dickbutt was actually invented by KC Wolfman Green, a webcomic artist, www.gunshowcomic.com and spread to FJ and other image sites pretty evenly.
#14 - I've handled snakes, roaches and several other fearsome and di… 07/23/2014 on Australia’s Not All That Bad 0
#55 - still haven't drunk a drop of dr.pepper yet in my life  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on The greatest love story... 0
User avatar #60 - roxasftw (07/23/2014) [-]
Do it!!!
#29 - i dont play these indie 16 and 8 bit games 07/23/2014 on retro indie +1
#612604 - How would i know, but i've been bashed by a couple of people 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
#612585 - thanks a bunch hope you didn't mind the deoxys  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612586 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2014) [-]
#612583 - Random teams right now  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612600 - supertanto (07/22/2014) [-]
how can they call u a fag for random teams?
User avatar #612604 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
How would i know, but i've been bashed by a couple of people
#612582 - I dont see you online tho  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612584 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2014) [-]
give it a minute.
User avatar #612585 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
thanks a bunch hope you didn't mind the deoxys
User avatar #612586 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2014) [-]
#612577 - yo man, you online on 3ds now? i can trade right now  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612581 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #612582 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I dont see you online tho
User avatar #612584 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2014) [-]
give it a minute.
User avatar #612585 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
thanks a bunch hope you didn't mind the deoxys
User avatar #612586 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2014) [-]
#612575 - nah ***** ima do it, only later today right now i… 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
#612573 - I have a pokemon team in Y that i've won 2 out of 4 battles wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612574 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
Well ok then, completely ignore my advice or my offer to help. I really appreciate that.
User avatar #612575 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
nah nigga ima do it, only later today right now im at work and just doing randoms
#69 - I'm not a neckbeard who wants 10/10's i just don't like women …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on A comp with stuff that -1
#80 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
#612571 - im just using random man learning what **** does …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612572 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
well maybe you just suck. here's advice: go to www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/ click a pokemon, and use their sets. If no set is available click BW which is above that pokemon's name. This uses the BW moveset instead of XY, but are usually fine enough.
User avatar #612573 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I have a pokemon team in Y that i've won 2 out of 4 battles with, I'm not too good and have just been using showdown to learn what moves pokemon could potentially have
User avatar #612574 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
Well ok then, completely ignore my advice or my offer to help. I really appreciate that.
User avatar #612575 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
nah nigga ima do it, only later today right now im at work and just doing randoms
#612562 - Why are people on showdown such ******* **…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #612579 - supertanto (07/22/2014) [-]
what are you using
User avatar #612583 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
Random teams right now
User avatar #612600 - supertanto (07/22/2014) [-]
how can they call u a fag for random teams?
User avatar #612604 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
How would i know, but i've been bashed by a couple of people
User avatar #612566 - shadowrated (07/22/2014) [-]
makotoitou probably made you movesets then
User avatar #612567 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
oi u a wlly one
User avatar #612568 - shadowrated (07/22/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #612565 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
probably because you have garbage movesets. Post 'em and we can fix 'em.
User avatar #612571 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
im just using random man learning what shit does and whatnot i've never done competitive pokemon before
User avatar #612572 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
well maybe you just suck. here's advice: go to www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/ click a pokemon, and use their sets. If no set is available click BW which is above that pokemon's name. This uses the BW moveset instead of XY, but are usually fine enough.
User avatar #612573 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I have a pokemon team in Y that i've won 2 out of 4 battles with, I'm not too good and have just been using showdown to learn what moves pokemon could potentially have
User avatar #612574 - makotoitou (07/22/2014) [-]
Well ok then, completely ignore my advice or my offer to help. I really appreciate that.
User avatar #612575 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
nah nigga ima do it, only later today right now im at work and just doing randoms
#42 - if you say so, but i like women who look like women and don't …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on A comp with stuff that -1
#51 - itsbendingtime (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not a neckbeard who wants 10/10's i just don't like women with more of a jawline than me and apparently having standards is grounds for being a neckbeard who wants a perfect woman
#80 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
#37 - I look at a woman's face before her tits and ass, if she has a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on A comp with stuff that -1
User avatar #39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/22/2014) [-]
*shrug* i won't tell you what to do with your dick.




















but being able to and choosing not to fuck kiera whatever is like the gayest thing ever
User avatar #42 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
if you say so, but i like women who look like women and don't have more of a jawline than me
#51 - itsbendingtime (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not a neckbeard who wants 10/10's i just don't like women with more of a jawline than me and apparently having standards is grounds for being a neckbeard who wants a perfect woman
#80 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
#1010155 - Picture 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1010154 - ill post my 2 current ones  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1010155 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
#27 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… 07/22/2014 on man I hope this is a troll 0
#33 - hmmm yes franken fran 07/22/2014 on arguing favorite anime... 0
#17 - keira whatever has a box face  [+] (8 new replies) 07/22/2014 on A comp with stuff that -3
User avatar #36 - dorfdorfdorf (07/22/2014) [-]
and amazing tits and ass.
#41 - angelusprimus (07/22/2014) [-]
She has tits? When did that happen without photoshop?
User avatar #37 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I look at a woman's face before her tits and ass, if she has a face i can't stand, i wont be lookin at her tits n ass
User avatar #39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/22/2014) [-]
*shrug* i won't tell you what to do with your dick.




















but being able to and choosing not to fuck kiera whatever is like the gayest thing ever
User avatar #42 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
if you say so, but i like women who look like women and don't have more of a jawline than me
#51 - itsbendingtime (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - tiagodisouza (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not a neckbeard who wants 10/10's i just don't like women with more of a jawline than me and apparently having standards is grounds for being a neckbeard who wants a perfect woman
#80 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
#612545 - Aight cool, when i get back from work we can trade 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
stickied by tiagodisouza
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My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
User avatar #268 - danield (07/12/2014) [-]
you're profile pic reminds me of the female human body.
User avatar #269 to #268 - tiagodisouza (07/12/2014) [-]
wut why?
User avatar #270 to #269 - danield (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know but it's making me feel all good inside.
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk (07/04/2014) [-]
**** , I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
User avatar #251 - Timmietim (06/27/2014) [-]
WHAT THE ****
User avatar #248 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
Your friend tiagodisouza has commented profile tiagodisouza

WHY DO I GET A MENTION FOR THIS
User avatar #253 to #248 - exclamation (06/27/2014) [-]
Because you're a beautiful creature
User avatar #249 to #248 - yuvesh (06/27/2014) [-]
me2
#243 - danield (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding me
Thanks for adding me
User avatar #244 to #243 - tiagodisouza (06/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the gif
User avatar #246 to #245 - tiagodisouza (06/27/2014) [-]
oy goy do u have more of this?
User avatar #250 to #246 - danield (06/27/2014) [-]
I think she has a tumblr or something similar
User avatar #247 to #246 - kothaex ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
omg why did i get a notification
User avatar #242 to #241 - tiagodisouza (06/22/2014) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #236 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #237 to #236 - tiagodisouza (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright, **** you too
User avatar #239 to #238 - tiagodisouza (06/19/2014) [-]
i still love you tho
#234 - flybager (06/19/2014) [-]
I didn't add you yet?
I didn't add you yet?
User avatar #235 to #234 - tiagodisouza (06/19/2014) [-]
apparently you didnt or you removed me or something, i dunno
User avatar #226 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Mortuus
Hey man, serhiy put a build together for me and then told me to ask you for further advice on how to better it for gaming on my budget 800-900€

CPU: Intel Core i5-3570 3.4GHz Quad-Core Processor

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler

Motherboard: ASRock B75 Pro3 ATX LGA1155 Motherboard

Memory: Kingston 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory

Storage: Samsung 840 Pro Series 128GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
Western Digital BLACK SERIES 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive

Video Card: MSI Radeon R9 280X 3GB TWIN FROZR Video Card

Power supply: EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply

Thanks in advance
User avatar #231 to #226 - Mortuus ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
de.pcpartpicker.com/p/F2w3mG - Part list.

Squeezed the top-end of your budget to get an unlocked CPU and an overclocking-friendly motherboard. Memory was reduced to 1600Mhz DIMMs for price, but they WILL be able to be overclocked to 1866, easily. Went with a Powercolor 280x, simply because Powercolor is in the top-3 for AMD boards. Also, I dropped the expensive WD drive for a Seagate Barracuda, for pricing.

If you have absolutely no interest in overclocking, then that's fine. I'll put a cheaper board on the part list and save you some money on the CPU, as well.
User avatar #232 to #231 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #233 to #232 - Mortuus ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Sure thing. Just mention me if you ever have a question. That or post it on the tech board.
User avatar #228 to #226 - Mortuus ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Need a monitor, keyboard, mouse, or anything of the like?
User avatar #230 to #228 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #227 to #226 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Case is a corsair c70
User avatar #229 to #227 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #225 - neroiskill (06/11/2014) [-]
Graphics card:MSI Computer Corp. Video Graphics Cards R9 280X 307$
HardDrive:WD Blue 1 TB Desktop Hard Drive: 3.5 Inch, 7200 RPM, SATA 6 Gb/s 58,24$ www.amazon.com/WD-Blue-Desktop-Hard-Drive/dp/B0088PUEPK/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486236&sr=1-1
HARDRIVE SDD:95$ Kingston HyperX 3K 120 GB Upgrade Kit SATA III 2.5-Inch 6.0 Gb/s-www.amazon.com/Kingston-Upgrade-2-5-Inch-SH103S3B-120G/dp/B007R9M6PO/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486404&sr=1-1&keywords=SSD+SATA3+120GB+Kingston+HyperX
RAMatriot Viper 3 Series, Black Mamba, DDR3 8GB (2 x 4GB) 1600MHz 82$www.amazon.com/Patriot-Viper-1600MHz-Channel-PV38G160C9K/dp/B008LTJJM2/ref=sr_1_2?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486791&sr=1-2&keywords=Patriot+viper+3++black+mamba
CPU:Intel Core i5-4670K Quad-Core Desktop Processor 3.4 GHZ:www.amazon.com/Intel-i5-4670K-Quad-Core-Desktop-Processor/dp/B00CO8TBOW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1402486014&sr=8-2&keywords=Intel+I5+4670
For the motherboard and powersupply ask someone else,and choose the PC case you like.
And i found out that the US and German prices are very simmiliar for some reason.
I'll tweak it later if i need to.
User avatar #192 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/tiagoswaifu

do you know who this is
User avatar #193 to #192 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
im his ******* waifu
User avatar #194 to #193 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #195 to #194 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much what he said, why would it matter anyway?
User avatar #196 to #195 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #197 to #196 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
can't you read? it's right there 'tiagoswaifu'
User avatar #201 to #199 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
<3 hey luv
User avatar #203 to #201 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how are you honey
long time no see
User avatar #207 to #203 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm fit as a fiddle
User avatar #211 to #207 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how did the job interview go?
User avatar #216 to #211 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
it went well, got a call today for a second one on monday
User avatar #198 to #197 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #200 to #198 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
not a very bright one are you?
User avatar #204 to #200 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
he kept the same reply to me earlyer today
User avatar #202 to #200 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #205 to #202 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
his uset is tiagoswaifu.
Why the **** are you even asking me
User avatar #210 to #205 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
hes stalking me, hes a admon
hes a hiding cop, secret admin...
he dont like me somehow
User avatar #215 to #210 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENT, NSA ARE GONNA GET YOU
User avatar #212 to #210 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #206 to #205 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #208 to #206 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah you have fun with that
User avatar #209 to #208 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
he's burningdash
User avatar #213 to #209 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
What made you come to that conclusion?
and no
User avatar #214 to #213 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
seems obvious
User avatar #218 to #214 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how do you know im not that user aswell?

your logic make it sound like i might be
User avatar #220 to #218 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
a
User avatar #222 to #221 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #223 to #222 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
pls
You are making my profile a bit more crowded than what i'm used to
User avatar #224 to #223 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #217 to #214 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
you're just jealous mai waifu is better than yours
User avatar #219 to #217 - Sunset ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #186 - danield (05/30/2014) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #187 to #186 - tiagodisouza (05/30/2014) [-]
What the **** kind of question is that
User avatar #188 to #187 - danield (05/30/2014) [-]
Im asking the ******* questions here
User avatar #189 to #188 - tiagodisouza (05/30/2014) [-]
Well ok, I'm Tiago what now?
User avatar #190 to #189 - danield (06/04/2014) [-]
I wanted to know since another user has his username similar to yours but has waifu in it
User avatar #191 to #190 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that's a friend and he's my waifu apparently
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