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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Portugal
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Dog: Can i have a drink?
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Dog: Well fish don't walk either but then one did and BAM he invented evolution

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#12 - same 09/30/2014 on Shit just got real on... +1
#1069600 - that is why you must rule with the iron fist, take no prisoner…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069604 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2014) [-]
When an enemy acts like a cunt, I never spare the prisoners. Russia attacked my castle and failed miserably. So I executed the fucks for their failure and betrayal. Denmarks heir attacked my large army (He had less than half the amount I had.) and I captured him. So I executed the cunt. Then the pope told me to end the war that they started.
#1069598 - Oh **** ***** i was playing that yes…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069599 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2014) [-]
Egypt died shortly after the Mongols appeared for me.
I've also never fought the Mongols, and whenever I've had to choose, always chose them.
I was also friends with Russia from near the start of the game, then one day they just waltz on down and betray my ass. And Denmark has twice demanded 200 dollars from me and said if I do't give it, they'll attack. I give it to them, 4 turns later, bam, they attack.

Fuck everyone.
User avatar #1069600 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
that is why you must rule with the iron fist, take no prisoners (and later cry because no trade income)
User avatar #1069604 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2014) [-]
When an enemy acts like a cunt, I never spare the prisoners. Russia attacked my castle and failed miserably. So I executed the fucks for their failure and betrayal. Denmarks heir attacked my large army (He had less than half the amount I had.) and I captured him. So I executed the cunt. Then the pope told me to end the war that they started.
#1069597 - i got 40€ to buy gems what should i buy? Smash for m…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069789 - adzodeux (09/30/2014) [-]
Smash bros. So I can 'smash' your ass, bro.
User avatar #1069791 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
it comes out at the end of the week right ? ill get it then!
User avatar #1069792 - adzodeux (09/30/2014) [-]
End of this week. Friday 3rd maaaaan
User avatar #1069793 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
aww yis, ill get it friday, hope my card has enough space for it tho
User avatar #1069794 - adzodeux (09/30/2014) [-]
I have it preordered, shit's gonna be so cash
User avatar #1069796 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
steam has pampered me, i like digital downloads too much
Question tho, if i buy a game and then for some bizarre reason lose my card could i redownload it in the same 3ds?
User avatar #1069797 - adzodeux (09/30/2014) [-]
I suppose so if it's linked to your NNID. Not sure tho
User avatar #1069798 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
I'll find out
you planning on getting the new 3ds?
User avatar #1069799 - adzodeux (09/30/2014) [-]
Nah, only just got my Zelda XL last Christmas, don't feel like the extra buttons and few exclusives justify a new console
User avatar #1069801 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
i feel the same, tho that analog is good for monster hunter but tbh im already used to the touchpad camera control
AND SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM GOTTA BUY THAT TOO
User avatar #1069802 - adzodeux (09/30/2014) [-]
Fire Emblem, Star Fox 64 3D, OoT 3D, Kid Icarus, I need a whole lot of 3DS games but don't have the cash
User avatar #1069803 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
I've been meaning to get fire emblem since i got the 3ds which is why im getting it now, i still want a few other games tho but these take precedence
User avatar #1069678 - desacabose (09/30/2014) [-]
Killer is Dead
User avatar #1069610 - Timmietim (09/30/2014) [-]
smash you fool
also nigga how you money i thought you poor as fuck
User avatar #1069611 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
I work now you nigger
User avatar #1069612 - Timmietim (09/30/2014) [-]
sweg, also noice snaek bruh
User avatar #1069613 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
yeeh nigguh
Thanks he's a chill ass bro
User avatar #1069614 - Timmietim (09/30/2014) [-]
my dog is still kinda annoying sometimes, but he's learning
User avatar #1069615 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
precistence is the name of the game, i had the same problem with mine now he's mellow and doesnt destroy everything
User avatar #1069617 - Timmietim (09/30/2014) [-]
When his teeth have gone through normally he'll start chewing my hands less, my nigga soft as fuck.
Also he gon be giant lel
User avatar #1069618 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
Aww yiss
My snake'll be like 1and a half meter or so when he reaches adulthood
User avatar #1069619 - Timmietim (09/30/2014) [-]
tfw dog will be as heavy as me
#1069594 - wat gem?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069596 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2014) [-]
Medieval Total War 2.
Also known as "God fucking damn it, you fucking traitors: the game"
User avatar #1069598 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh shit nigga i was playing that yesterday, the crusades campaign and fuck egyptians
User avatar #1069599 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2014) [-]
Egypt died shortly after the Mongols appeared for me.
I've also never fought the Mongols, and whenever I've had to choose, always chose them.
I was also friends with Russia from near the start of the game, then one day they just waltz on down and betray my ass. And Denmark has twice demanded 200 dollars from me and said if I do't give it, they'll attack. I give it to them, 4 turns later, bam, they attack.

Fuck everyone.
User avatar #1069600 - tiagodisouza (09/30/2014) [-]
that is why you must rule with the iron fist, take no prisoners (and later cry because no trade income)
User avatar #1069604 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2014) [-]
When an enemy acts like a cunt, I never spare the prisoners. Russia attacked my castle and failed miserably. So I executed the fucks for their failure and betrayal. Denmarks heir attacked my large army (He had less than half the amount I had.) and I captured him. So I executed the cunt. Then the pope told me to end the war that they started.
#78 - he's right man 09/29/2014 on What not to say in a prison 0
#1069150 - **** you mr skeltal 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1069149 - reminds me of when i played dwarf fortress and one of my dwarv… 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1069114 - probably never since ragnaros and all 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#4 - I started reading jojo AND OH MY ******* GOD … 09/29/2014 on Too casual 4 me 0
#8 - Unicorn gundam best gundam 09/29/2014 on Flaming Poop Particles +1
#14 - anon knows best 09/29/2014 on Is this an acceptable answer 0
#2 - i saw 2 gifs of this anime, this **** is *… 09/29/2014 on Best part of Tokyo Ghoul 0
#1068844 - Thanks m8 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#9 - Drawing on the Wall with my own ****  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Is this an acceptable answer +1
#13 - anonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
nothing changed then ?
User avatar #14 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
anon knows best
#1068814 - The thought still counts mate, Thanks! 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1068812 - **** ...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1068813 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah if it was still on sale I was gonna give it to you as a birthday gift. But no luck.
User avatar #1068814 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
The thought still counts mate, Thanks!
#1068810 - It's aight itll go on sale eventually, i still wanna buy a few…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1068811 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
It was $10.00 on the Humble Bundle Store last week
User avatar #1068812 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
shit...
User avatar #1068813 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah if it was still on sale I was gonna give it to you as a birthday gift. But no luck.
User avatar #1068814 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
The thought still counts mate, Thanks!
#1068806 - yep yep I need to get myself AoE 3, i have 2 but 3 wa…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1068808 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
well we missed the sale
User avatar #1068810 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
It's aight itll go on sale eventually, i still wanna buy a few 3ds games first
User avatar #1068811 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
It was $10.00 on the Humble Bundle Store last week
User avatar #1068812 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
shit...
User avatar #1068813 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah if it was still on sale I was gonna give it to you as a birthday gift. But no luck.
User avatar #1068814 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
The thought still counts mate, Thanks!
#1068805 - if you have to much of it you will get it... i suppose its the… 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1068799 - Portuguese  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1068803 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Ah yeah the Shopping Trolley brigade on Age of Empires III.
User avatar #1068806 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
yep yep

I need to get myself AoE 3, i have 2 but 3 was neat when i pirated it
User avatar #1068808 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
well we missed the sale
User avatar #1068810 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
It's aight itll go on sale eventually, i still wanna buy a few 3ds games first
User avatar #1068811 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
It was $10.00 on the Humble Bundle Store last week
User avatar #1068812 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
shit...
User avatar #1068813 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah if it was still on sale I was gonna give it to you as a birthday gift. But no luck.
User avatar #1068814 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
The thought still counts mate, Thanks!
#1068795 - I didn't touch games until i was already a man no really i… 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1068793 - it provokes diharrea?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1068804 - ipostcp (09/29/2014) [-]
I think that's more taco bell bro. I don't know what type of chocolate you eat, but the stuff I do is pretty normal.
User avatar #1068805 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
if you have to much of it you will get it... i suppose its the same with life
#1068788 - Thanks! Were you aware that Rei in my Language is king  [+] (10 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1068797 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't know what your lanuage is
User avatar #1068799 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
Portuguese
User avatar #1068803 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Ah yeah the Shopping Trolley brigade on Age of Empires III.
User avatar #1068806 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
yep yep

I need to get myself AoE 3, i have 2 but 3 was neat when i pirated it
User avatar #1068808 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
well we missed the sale
User avatar #1068810 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
It's aight itll go on sale eventually, i still wanna buy a few 3ds games first
User avatar #1068811 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
It was $10.00 on the Humble Bundle Store last week
User avatar #1068812 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
shit...
User avatar #1068813 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah if it was still on sale I was gonna give it to you as a birthday gift. But no luck.
User avatar #1068814 - tiagodisouza (09/29/2014) [-]
The thought still counts mate, Thanks!
#1068786 - never played a halo game Thanks 09/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
User avatar #303 - aamann ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I don't think I can hook you up. Shipping is killer.
User avatar #304 to #303 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
its aight no problem
#287 - danield (11/20/2014) [-]
t-thanks, y-you too
#288 to #287 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
aw yiss
User avatar #289 to #288 - danield (11/20/2014) [-]
When are we gonna play again?
#291 to #289 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
yo mate we gonna dooter today?
User avatar #292 to #291 - danield (11/21/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #290 to #289 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Maybe today when i get home
#294 to #293 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
we dota when i get home from work if you're online
we dota when i get home from work if you're online
#295 to #294 - danield (12/02/2014) [-]
aww yisss
aww yisss
#296 to #295 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
on new computer too!   
I actually havent tried it on my new rig
on new computer too!
I actually havent tried it on my new rig
#297 to #296 - danield (12/02/2014) [-]
will you have to download anything?
will you have to download anything?
#298 to #297 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
i already downloaded dota, so unless there's an update since then i dont need to download 						****					, even if i had i have awesome internet now it'd download in 5 minutes or less   
Post more qt3.14
i already downloaded dota, so unless there's an update since then i dont need to download **** , even if i had i have awesome internet now it'd download in 5 minutes or less
Post more qt3.14
#299 to #298 - danield (12/02/2014) [-]
yes, b0ss
yes, b0ss
User avatar #302 to #300 - danield (12/02/2014) [-]
k den
User avatar #278 - yoze (11/02/2014) [-]
which monster hunter you play dude?
User avatar #279 to #278 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
3u on 3ds right now
User avatar #285 to #279 - yoze (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah nice and same dude shame theres no wifi connect :/
User avatar #286 to #285 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
MH4U will have it , do not despair
User avatar #305 to #286 - yoze (12/08/2014) [-]
You mean there is hope in this dark dark time!
#276 - danield (10/13/2014) [-]
found another one
#277 to #276 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
o-oh.... thank you
o-oh.... thank you
User avatar #275 to #274 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I love this
#273 to #272 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
T-thanks
User avatar #268 - danield (07/12/2014) [-]
you're profile pic reminds me of the female human body.
User avatar #269 to #268 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
wut why?
User avatar #270 to #269 - danield (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know but it's making me feel all good inside.
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk (07/04/2014) [-]
**** , I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #257 to #256 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
w-wat
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
User avatar #251 - Timmietim (06/27/2014) [-]
WHAT THE ****
User avatar #248 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
Your friend tiagodisouza has commented profile tiagodisouza

WHY DO I GET A MENTION FOR THIS
User avatar #253 to #248 - exclamation (06/27/2014) [-]
Because you're a beautiful creature
User avatar #249 to #248 - yuvesh (06/27/2014) [-]
me2
#243 - danield (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding me
Thanks for adding me
User avatar #244 to #243 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the gif
User avatar #246 to #245 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oy goy do u have more of this?
User avatar #250 to #246 - danield (06/27/2014) [-]
I think she has a tumblr or something similar
User avatar #247 to #246 - kothaex ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
omg why did i get a notification
#241 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #242 to #241 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #236 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #237 to #236 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright, **** you too
User avatar #239 to #238 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
i still love you tho
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