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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Portugal
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#762 - My best pick up line is called chloroform 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up +2
#610041 - ok thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon +1
#610045 - severent (07/11/2014) [-]
You can also use the Prize money O-Power, helps quite a bit at level 3.
#610038 - but it costs 100k doesnt it?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #610040 - nomora (07/11/2014) [-]
Just bring a mon with an Amulet Coin and sell the mushrooms after each round, you'll be fine.
User avatar #610041 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
ok thanks
#610045 - severent (07/11/2014) [-]
You can also use the Prize money O-Power, helps quite a bit at level 3.
#610035 - what's smogon? and like does this apply like to wireless battles ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #610036 - yusay (07/11/2014) [-]
pokemonshowdown.com/

It doesn't, unless both players agree to Smogon rules.
#610033 - but who enforces it?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #610034 - yusay (07/11/2014) [-]
Smogon.
User avatar #610035 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
what's smogon? and like does this apply like to wireless battles ?
User avatar #610036 - yusay (07/11/2014) [-]
pokemonshowdown.com/

It doesn't, unless both players agree to Smogon rules.
#8 - Picture 07/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#610026 - What's the best place to level my pokemon post game in X and Y  [+] (10 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #610055 - gongthehawkeye (07/11/2014) [-]
That 3 star restaurant.
At least 2 Pokemon amie hearts on the Pokemon you want to level up
Lucky Egg(s) on the Pokemon you want to level up
Exp O Power level 3
Prize Money O Power level 3
Optionally, you could get max style and go through the course you're gonna use for grinding (I recommend triple battle) and do it perfectly. Doing it perfectly lowers the price to 90k and I think having max or high style lowers it even more. Also amulet coin if you're worried about money, but the mushrooms should balance things out.
User avatar #610049 - scytherkris (07/11/2014) [-]
Rare Candy
User avatar #610043 - aceshot (07/11/2014) [-]
I got kinda lucky. My friend hasnt beaten the game and has an Audino friend safari. Which means that I have 1/2 chance of finding Audino. I stick a lucky egg on the pokemon and net myself 2000 something experience per KO, and if its a pokemon that isnt my OT, then its like 3700. But I also heard that once youre at the highest level, the Battle Chateau is good too.
User avatar #610141 - megatrollinator (07/12/2014) [-]
Battle Chateau as Grand Duke/Duchess is honestly much more fun, if less consistent when it comes to Exp gain. It does, however, rake in a lot of Cash.
#610037 - severent (07/11/2014) [-]
The 3 -star resteurant, Le Yeah.
User avatar #610038 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
but it costs 100k doesnt it?
User avatar #610040 - nomora (07/11/2014) [-]
Just bring a mon with an Amulet Coin and sell the mushrooms after each round, you'll be fine.
User avatar #610041 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
ok thanks
#610045 - severent (07/11/2014) [-]
You can also use the Prize money O-Power, helps quite a bit at level 3.
#610032 - suchlol (07/11/2014) [-]
Probably Battle Chateau, on route 7.
#106 - GREAT MY ONLY WISH IS TO KNOW WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on You get one wish +12
User avatar #341 - sspacecore (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go with the cinnamon.
User avatar #737 - atma (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go with the toast.
#124 - **tiagodisouza rolled user joshlol ** 07/11/2014 on No Bitchin 0
#33 - i think you'll regret and zelda's shit  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on New tattoo -1
User avatar #35 - xxmirandapandaxx (07/11/2014) [-]
Zelda is a phenomenal game and I sincerely doubt that I'll regret it, as my aunt who recently committed suicide is the one who introduced me to Zelda, I watched her play for hours. This tattoo was for both of us. I know she'd love it.
User avatar #53 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
will you marry me? my last name is lynck (link) ;)
User avatar #59 - xxmirandapandaxx (07/12/2014) [-]
yes. <3
#87 - Na boa 07/11/2014 on helo i am geko 0
#85 - OH OMG COISA DE OUTRO MUNDO 07/11/2014 on helo i am geko 0
#84 - **tiagodisouza rolls 80** i can even teach you how to dougie…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on helo i am geko 0
User avatar #86 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
obg pá ja sei fazer rolls
User avatar #87 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
Na boa
#81 - in essence yes but its when you get like 2 of the same number in a row  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on helo i am geko 0
User avatar #83 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
omg olha um tuga
User avatar #85 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
OH OMG COISA DE OUTRO MUNDO
User avatar #82 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
can you teach me how to roll?
User avatar #84 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
**tiagodisouza rolls 80** i can even teach you how to dougie, you type in as the very first thing in your coment *roll X* with the * and X being a number from 1 to 9 and thats the number of digits your rolled number will have
have fun
User avatar #86 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
obg pá ja sei fazer rolls
User avatar #87 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
Na boa
#15 - not me Gib friendcode pls i want more pokefriends here…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Mega Metagross confirmed +4
User avatar #36 - feelythefeel (07/11/2014) [-]
4055-4847-6931
Added.
User avatar #20 - JoshOwnsAll (07/11/2014) [-]
add me too, Though I don't play that much. my safari has braxien and charmeleon!
code: 4957-3786-8200
User avatar #37 - feelythefeel (07/11/2014) [-]
Added.
User avatar #19 - jusktiinah (07/11/2014) [-]
2552 - 2221 - 9410
Balerion
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (07/13/2014) [-]
added
User avatar #38 - feelythefeel (07/11/2014) [-]
Added.
#14 - that doesnt look all that good 07/11/2014 on Mega Metagross confirmed 0
#19 - Girl, there's no olive garden here so i dont know if i even li…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Would you rather... +41
User avatar #40 - canhasdrums (07/11/2014) [-]
Pro tip: Everyone likes Olive Garden breadsticks.
#610000 - Anyone hae a normal friend safari with either audino or ditto?…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #610448 - ximz (07/13/2014) [-]
Some guy on this board had a ditto, I only have his 3ds name Preboo


I still look for a dark type saf so mine is:
1220 6818 2963
User avatar #610728 - preboo (07/14/2014) [-]
FC: 5172-0962-6069 i have normal type.
some guy told me i have dittto not sure tho:/ sorry if it is wrong
User avatar #610729 - ximz (07/14/2014) [-]
Yea you have a ditto because I found a shiny ditto in your safari
User avatar #610730 - preboo (07/14/2014) [-]
ok, tnx for letting me know i have ditto
#609999 - what exactly do bans do and mean? i m new to pokemon and all that jazz  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #610031 - yusay (07/11/2014) [-]
Means it can only be used in the tiers above it. So if something in OU was banned it could only be used in Ubers. If something in UU was banned it could only be used in OU, etc.
User avatar #610033 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
but who enforces it?
User avatar #610034 - yusay (07/11/2014) [-]
Smogon.
User avatar #610035 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
what's smogon? and like does this apply like to wireless battles ?
User avatar #610036 - yusay (07/11/2014) [-]
pokemonshowdown.com/

It doesn't, unless both players agree to Smogon rules.
#75 - **tiagodisouza rolls 53** this  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2014 on helo i am geko 0
User avatar #80 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
so a roll is a dub?
User avatar #81 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
in essence yes but its when you get like 2 of the same number in a row
User avatar #83 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
omg olha um tuga
User avatar #85 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
OH OMG COISA DE OUTRO MUNDO
User avatar #82 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
can you teach me how to roll?
User avatar #84 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
**tiagodisouza rolls 80** i can even teach you how to dougie, you type in as the very first thing in your coment *roll X* with the * and X being a number from 1 to 9 and thats the number of digits your rolled number will have
have fun
User avatar #86 - dinocaster (07/11/2014) [-]
obg pá ja sei fazer rolls
User avatar #87 - tiagodisouza (07/11/2014) [-]
Na boa
#1000510 - my big black penetrative daddy gentleman of color  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1000555 - danield (07/10/2014) [-]
Lewd
#1000404 - for once i agree with anon 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#27 - i have 3 fucking photos on my phone man 07/10/2014 on just do it 0
#474 - How can i feel fulfilled in my miserable life my big black pe… 07/10/2014 on i give you answers to life 0
#11 - yeah... good times 07/10/2014 on The difference between... 0
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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [-]
stickied by tiagodisouza
3883-7143-7059
My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
User avatar #268 - danield (07/12/2014) [-]
you're profile pic reminds me of the female human body.
User avatar #269 to #268 - tiagodisouza (07/12/2014) [-]
wut why?
User avatar #270 to #269 - danield (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know but it's making me feel all good inside.
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk (07/04/2014) [-]
Shit, I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
User avatar #251 - Timmietim (06/27/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK
User avatar #248 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
Your friend tiagodisouza has commented profile tiagodisouza

WHY DO I GET A MENTION FOR THIS
User avatar #253 to #248 - exclamation (06/27/2014) [-]
Because you're a beautiful creature
User avatar #249 to #248 - yuvesh ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
me2
#243 - danield (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding me
Thanks for adding me
User avatar #244 to #243 - tiagodisouza (06/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the gif
User avatar #246 to #245 - tiagodisouza (06/27/2014) [-]
oy goy do u have more of this?
User avatar #250 to #246 - danield (06/27/2014) [-]
I think she has a tumblr or something similar
User avatar #247 to #246 - kothaex ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
omg why did i get a notification
User avatar #242 to #241 - tiagodisouza (06/22/2014) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #236 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #237 to #236 - tiagodisouza (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright, fuck you too
User avatar #239 to #238 - tiagodisouza (06/19/2014) [-]
i still love you tho
#234 - flybager (06/19/2014) [-]
I didn't add you yet?
I didn't add you yet?
User avatar #235 to #234 - tiagodisouza (06/19/2014) [-]
apparently you didnt or you removed me or something, i dunno
User avatar #226 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Mortuus
Hey man, serhiy put a build together for me and then told me to ask you for further advice on how to better it for gaming on my budget 800-900€

CPU: Intel Core i5-3570 3.4GHz Quad-Core Processor

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler

Motherboard: ASRock B75 Pro3 ATX LGA1155 Motherboard

Memory: Kingston 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory

Storage: Samsung 840 Pro Series 128GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
Western Digital BLACK SERIES 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive

Video Card: MSI Radeon R9 280X 3GB TWIN FROZR Video Card

Power supply: EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply

Thanks in advance
User avatar #231 to #226 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
de.pcpartpicker.com/p/F2w3mG - Part list.

Squeezed the top-end of your budget to get an unlocked CPU and an overclocking-friendly motherboard. Memory was reduced to 1600Mhz DIMMs for price, but they WILL be able to be overclocked to 1866, easily. Went with a Powercolor 280x, simply because Powercolor is in the top-3 for AMD boards. Also, I dropped the expensive WD drive for a Seagate Barracuda, for pricing.

If you have absolutely no interest in overclocking, then that's fine. I'll put a cheaper board on the part list and save you some money on the CPU, as well.
User avatar #232 to #231 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #233 to #232 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
Sure thing. Just mention me if you ever have a question. That or post it on the tech board.
User avatar #228 to #226 - Mortuus (06/11/2014) [-]
Need a monitor, keyboard, mouse, or anything of the like?
User avatar #230 to #228 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #227 to #226 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Case is a corsair c70
User avatar #229 to #227 - tiagodisouza (06/11/2014) [-]
Nope, those i have
User avatar #225 - neroiskill ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Graphics card:MSI Computer Corp. Video Graphics Cards R9 280X 307$
HardDrive:WD Blue 1 TB Desktop Hard Drive: 3.5 Inch, 7200 RPM, SATA 6 Gb/s 58,24$ www.amazon.com/WD-Blue-Desktop-Hard-Drive/dp/B0088PUEPK/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486236&sr=1-1
HARDRIVE SDD:95$ Kingston HyperX 3K 120 GB Upgrade Kit SATA III 2.5-Inch 6.0 Gb/s-www.amazon.com/Kingston-Upgrade-2-5-Inch-SH103S3B-120G/dp/B007R9M6PO/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486404&sr=1-1&keywords=SSD+SATA3+120GB+Kingston+HyperX
RAMatriot Viper 3 Series, Black Mamba, DDR3 8GB (2 x 4GB) 1600MHz 82$www.amazon.com/Patriot-Viper-1600MHz-Channel-PV38G160C9K/dp/B008LTJJM2/ref=sr_1_2?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1402486791&sr=1-2&keywords=Patriot+viper+3++black+mamba
CPU:Intel Core i5-4670K Quad-Core Desktop Processor 3.4 GHZ:www.amazon.com/Intel-i5-4670K-Quad-Core-Desktop-Processor/dp/B00CO8TBOW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1402486014&sr=8-2&keywords=Intel+I5+4670
For the motherboard and powersupply ask someone else,and choose the PC case you like.
And i found out that the US and German prices are very simmiliar for some reason.
I'll tweak it later if i need to.
User avatar #192 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/tiagoswaifu

do you know who this is
User avatar #193 to #192 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
im his fucking waifu
User avatar #194 to #193 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #195 to #194 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much what he said, why would it matter anyway?
User avatar #196 to #195 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #197 to #196 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
can't you read? it's right there 'tiagoswaifu'
User avatar #201 to #199 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
<3 hey luv
User avatar #203 to #201 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how are you honey
long time no see
User avatar #207 to #203 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm fit as a fiddle
User avatar #211 to #207 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how did the job interview go?
User avatar #216 to #211 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
it went well, got a call today for a second one on monday
User avatar #198 to #197 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #200 to #198 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
not a very bright one are you?
User avatar #204 to #200 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
he kept the same reply to me earlyer today
User avatar #202 to #200 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #205 to #202 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
his uset is tiagoswaifu.
Why the shit are you even asking me
User avatar #210 to #205 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
hes stalking me, hes a admon
hes a hiding cop, secret admin...
he dont like me somehow
User avatar #215 to #210 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENT, NSA ARE GONNA GET YOU
User avatar #212 to #210 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #206 to #205 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
what is his user
User avatar #208 to #206 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah you have fun with that
User avatar #209 to #208 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
he's burningdash
User avatar #213 to #209 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
What made you come to that conclusion?
and no
User avatar #214 to #213 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
seems obvious
User avatar #218 to #214 - tiagoswaifu (06/05/2014) [-]
how do you know im not that user aswell?

your logic make it sound like i might be
User avatar #222 to #221 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #223 to #222 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
pls
You are making my profile a bit more crowded than what i'm used to
User avatar #224 to #223 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #217 to #214 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
you're just jealous mai waifu is better than yours
User avatar #219 to #217 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #186 - danield (05/30/2014) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #187 to #186 - tiagodisouza (05/30/2014) [-]
What the fuck kind of question is that
User avatar #188 to #187 - danield (05/30/2014) [-]
Im asking the fucking questions here
User avatar #189 to #188 - tiagodisouza (05/30/2014) [-]
Well ok, I'm Tiago what now?
User avatar #190 to #189 - danield (06/04/2014) [-]
I wanted to know since another user has his username similar to yours but has waifu in it
User avatar #191 to #190 - tiagodisouza (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that's a friend and he's my waifu apparently
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