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tiagodisouza

Last status update:
I'm wayyy too fucking tired to go to boxing training today, yet i must go ... cant skip on something i pay forcomment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: JackingTheBox
Consoles Owned: PC MASTERRACE, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: War thunder, Monster hunter, Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: No, Add me on 3DS
PSN: CONSOLES ARE FOR PLEBS
Interests: Games, Anime
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Portugal
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Comment Ranking:#6073
Highest Content Rank:#3964
Highest Comment Rank:#872
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:4
Content Views:95574
Times Content Favorited:303 times
Total Comments Made:10092
FJ Points:6451
Favorite Tags: Good (20) | hentai (20) | is (20) | You (4) | are (2) | Cars (2) | crashes (2) | i (2)
Dog: Can i have a drink?
Man: Dogs don't drink
Dog: Well fish don't walk either but then one did and BAM he invented evolution

latest user's comments

#1211759 - yeah the links adzo gave you are the ones im using, working fi… 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1211226 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1211225 - **tiagodisouza used "*roll 5, 0-99*"** **tiagodisouza rolls… 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1211224 - **tiagodisouza used "*roll 5, 0-99*"** **tiagodisouza rolls…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1211225 - tiagodisouza (04/18/2015) [-]
**tiagodisouza used "*roll 5, 0-99*"**
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#5 - in portugal we call them "Joaninha" which is pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Ladybug Spider +1
#6 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
In Spain we call them "Mariquitas", which means Faggot. And I'm not joking.
#9 - if it doesnt it should 04/17/2015 on Ear Sex +4
#5 - that's absolutely adorable  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Nursery rhymes +5
User avatar #19 - andimac (04/17/2015) [-]
So it seems you like mudkips.
#1210427 - don't work 04/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1210424 - yeah you can kill him but beware, he's a ******* cunt m…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1210425 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
thanks man
you da real mvp
#1210421 - dragon drops 1  [+] (10 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1210423 - yeorgh (04/17/2015) [-]
Or you use an ascetic and bring back one.
User avatar #1210426 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
they patched this
User avatar #1210428 - yeorgh (04/17/2015) [-]
Man, that's stupid, good thing I don't patch shit.
User avatar #1210429 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
ya know, it's perfectly normal to kill vendrick with just 4 souls
User avatar #1210433 - yeorgh (04/17/2015) [-]
I couldn't kill him with 5, i'm terrible at dodging.
User avatar #1210436 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
just hug his left leg nigguh
User avatar #1210427 - tiagodisouza (04/17/2015) [-]
don't work
User avatar #1210422 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
you can kill the dragon?
holy shit i tough he was like the cat
i've more than 300h on dark souls 2 and never knew this
User avatar #1210424 - tiagodisouza (04/17/2015) [-]
yeah you can kill him but beware, he's a fucking cunt man, seriously, he one shots you most of the time
the trick is staying between the toes of his rear foot
User avatar #1210425 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
thanks man
you da real mvp

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User avatar #267 - tiagodisouza (07/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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My 3DS friendcode, add me and post yours here
#385 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
are you morrigans hairdresser?
man she was so hot in that animation
#384 to #383 - tiagodisouza (04/02/2015) [-]
Thats 			*******		 adorable   
and no i am not an italian
Thats ******* adorable
and no i am not an italian
User avatar #380 - tiagodisouza (02/16/2015) [-]
shdw24 és de onde
User avatar #374 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #373 to #372 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
Heyoo birdie
User avatar #377 to #376 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
How ya doin today
#378 to #377 - mcburd (02/15/2015) [-]
French.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH
#379 to #378 - tiagodisouza (02/15/2015) [-]
Hahaha got a laugh out of me
Hahaha got a laugh out of me
User avatar #346 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
boop
#360 to #347 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You have a large appetite for such a small creature
#361 to #360 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Need to eat to grow up   
Poor Asami is unnapretiated
Need to eat to grow up
Poor Asami is unnapretiated
#362 to #361 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Avatar Retard needs to be reminded who the person with the brains is in her group

Ms "I like to punch things" is about to learn that really quickly

Donuts are very bad for you unless you got that anime high metabolism then eat more
#363 to #362 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh god
Don't you dare diss my donuts
#364 to #363 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
They're full of sugar and fat

Proper Nutrition means a healthier figure. I mean sure all women love Dark Chocolate, Frappicinno's, and Ice cream but they can't have them all the time

Unless you have a high metabolism and an ultra large bank account
#365 to #364 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
what did ya just say to me about donuts
#366 to #365 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
If you keep eating them you'll be a fat little piggy
#368 to #367 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Are you crying?

Over donuts?
#369 to #368 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Of course ...
#370 to #369 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Piggy Piggy little Piggy
User avatar #348 to #347 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice Helment strange animu creature
User avatar #350 to #349 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Don't go all Tsundere on me right now

Don't take my compliment like cancer
#351 to #350 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
I ain't no Tsundere
User avatar #352 to #351 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Well what are you?

Besides Adorable.
#353 to #352 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Addicted to donuts
#354 to #353 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You wouldn't be the first animu creature I know addicted to sugary pastries
#355 to #354 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm kinda scared of men in drag.... or women who look so much like men
I'm kinda scared of men in drag.... or women who look so much like men
#356 to #355 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Please excuse Sakura Ogami

She likes to lift things and is a self taught master of the Dragon fist
#357 to #356 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
As long as it doesnt come near me
As long as it doesnt come near me
#358 to #357 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It is a she and she is harmless.
#359 to #358 - tiagodisouza (02/12/2015) [-]
Hmm ok
Hmm ok
User avatar #320 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
I saw that tiago. You portugese **** .
#321 to #320 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
ahahahah i know you did, it was my intent, for you to see it but no one else
ahahahah i know you did, it was my intent, for you to see it but no one else
User avatar #322 to #321 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
So how've you been?
User avatar #323 to #322 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
So so, had surgery on my ass so im on medical leave
User avatar #324 to #323 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #325 to #324 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
had a big cyst that wouldnt let me sit or walk right
User avatar #326 to #325 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sorry :c
User avatar #327 to #326 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Its ok, now i can actually sit so it aint actually that bad
sucks that my pay was cut in half because of the medical leave tho
User avatar #328 to #327 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Awh.. im sorry. But it's good you have a job now.
User avatar #329 to #328 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah that is good
How about you how's it goin
User avatar #330 to #329 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
not too much. Still short. Still getting addicted to videogames.
User avatar #331 to #330 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
What videogame this time?
User avatar #332 to #331 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
League. But they bleed pixels is also really fun.
User avatar #333 to #332 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
man i havent played league in forever
User avatar #334 to #333 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
That's okay, its a garbage game.
User avatar #335 to #334 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I dont like the community, thats pretty much why i dont play it
User avatar #336 to #335 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
I just play support and ignore people nowadays.
User avatar #337 to #336 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Ive been swooning over war thunder tanks lately, my premium time just ran out tho so i dont feel like grinding
#338 to #337 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
I hate war thunder...
User avatar #341 to #338 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Which is why i play tanks on arcade, **** is always going down
User avatar #339 to #338 - tiagodisouza (01/25/2015) [-]
Why is that?
User avatar #340 to #339 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
There is so little action. it takes like 20 goddamn minutes to fly to the battlefield and hope you can shoot someone down before being shot down by someone you can't even see.
User avatar #316 - bolieve (01/16/2015) [-]
So wait are you going to be able to use that code?
User avatar #317 to #316 - tiagodisouza (01/16/2015) [-]
As soon as i get the 3DS i will, ill most likely get it by the end of either this month of february
User avatar #318 to #317 - bolieve (01/16/2015) [-]
Alright, sounds good, When you do get it send me your new friend code. or if it's the same one remind me when you get it
User avatar #319 to #318 - tiagodisouza (01/16/2015) [-]
i think itll be the same, as i kept my nintendo ID
User avatar #306 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #307 to #306 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
I am scared and confused
User avatar #308 to #307 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #310 to #309 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #311 to #310 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine how about you
User avatar #312 to #311 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Watching this 3 hour iPPV and waiting for some artwork I bought
User avatar #313 to #312 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
neat neat, im playing Gmod
Any special reason you decided to comment here?
User avatar #314 to #313 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
To see how you were doing?
User avatar #315 to #314 - tiagodisouza (01/06/2015) [-]
Aight then
User avatar #303 - aamann (12/06/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I don't think I can hook you up. Shipping is killer.
User avatar #304 to #303 - tiagodisouza (12/06/2014) [-]
its aight no problem
User avatar #278 - yoze (11/02/2014) [-]
which monster hunter you play dude?
User avatar #279 to #278 - tiagodisouza (11/02/2014) [-]
3u on 3ds right now
User avatar #285 to #279 - yoze (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah nice and same dude shame theres no wifi connect :/
User avatar #286 to #285 - tiagodisouza (11/12/2014) [-]
MH4U will have it , do not despair
User avatar #305 to #286 - yoze (12/08/2014) [-]
You mean there is hope in this dark dark time!
User avatar #266 - luckyshotdk (07/04/2014) [-]
**** , I just realised I never told you why I didn't write to you about vindictus... You see my com broke down the night before so I spent most of the day trying to fix it, with no luck... I just wanted to say sorry, I forgot everything about it until now
User avatar #258 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
your profile pic looks like Yveltal.
User avatar #259 to #258 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
I know, it's my dear bacon dragon
User avatar #260 to #259 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
I called mine Bacon Bird when I got it.
User avatar #261 to #260 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Goood good
Dunno what ill call mine yet
I also need to get a charizardite X
User avatar #262 to #261 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
call it Bacon Bird 2
User avatar #263 to #262 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybeeee
User avatar #264 to #263 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
or finblobsgimp
User avatar #265 to #264 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2014) [-]
das homo erotic
User avatar #255 - xankon (06/27/2014) [-]
me 2... wtf????
#254 - flybager (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh please no not this, addy, not this.
User avatar #252 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
WUT
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