I live around a lot of muslims, and trust me when I say, they are way more jew-y than jews.

They never want full price for anything, and will try to get discounts on the smallest shit imaginable. They are by far the worst customers ever, not only in that regard but that they're idiots, if they need help, you need to hold their frigging hand from the time they walk into the store to the time they leave.

www.youtube.com/user/jacksfilms
He's got some decent content

Speaking of glimpses of Santa, when I was little I went to my friends house after xmas so we could play and shit. First thing he shows me is what was more or less a reindeer hoof print on his roof. To this day I still have no idea how it got there

Yes to all. To believe otherwise is heresy and a crime upon the Imperium.
The Emperor Protects. Always.

no just the treasury. The majority of our money is in the hand of the citizens... though that is changing quickly.

It does have two mouths though, so best Bj ever?

And Hitler.

I know Hilarity, held office and ducked it up. I'm just pointing out the joke applies to her too as she's never been president.

One could say the U.S.S. Cole bombing took place under her presidency.

(cough) Benghazi (cough)

You're somehow thinking of Trevor Noah, this is John Oliver, who has his own show on HBO called Last Week Tonight.

How did who? His show that had no host before him because it didn't exist?

I thought he took over the daily show

You're somehow thinking of Trevor Noah, this is John Oliver, who has his own show on HBO called Last Week Tonight.