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#150 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/01/2010) [-]
i ******* love you

- jesus
User avatar #158 to #150 - lifealert (10/13/2010) [-]
i stumbled across your profile. i had to say something


jesus loves you.
:D
User avatar #159 to #158 - thumbs (10/14/2010) [-]
YAY! Its just like the internet... people who may or may not be real love me!
Can I have life alert??? PLEASE?
User avatar #205 to #159 - lifealert (11/05/2010) [-]
did i miss anything? you spin around in your chair?
User avatar #206 to #205 - thumbs (11/05/2010) [-]
i changed my music and threw a chair through the window.
User avatar #207 to #206 - lifealert (11/05/2010) [-]
who's going to clean the mess?
User avatar #208 to #207 - thumbs (11/05/2010) [-]
you??? :D
User avatar #209 to #208 - lifealert (11/05/2010) [-]
yes master.

*sweeps mess*

room 2
User avatar #210 to #209 - thumbs (11/05/2010) [-]
ok as you wish.
User avatar #160 to #159 - lifealert (10/14/2010) [-]
i have to admit... jesus was me
:D

*hands over life alert*
User avatar #161 to #160 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
Really? <3 Thanks for the love jesus.
Sweet baby jesus.
User avatar #162 to #161 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
all senior citizens should have life alert
User avatar #163 to #162 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
as well as anyone who is afraid of dying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
are you trying to convert me?
User avatar #165 to #164 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
No, you are free to do as you please.
User avatar #166 to #165 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
*knocks on your door*

Good even miss, have you hear about life alert? it's a portable device that can help alert the authorities in case you fall down. Elderly like yourself are prone to falling down.

I'll sign you up to a 5 year contract.

:P
User avatar #167 to #166 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
Do I get any freebies with it? Like a life alert teatowel or something? If I do , I will sign up.
User avatar #168 to #167 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
no. sign up or die.


lol
User avatar #169 to #168 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
ok, I better sign up, I don't want to die.
User avatar #170 to #169 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
is 'kiwi' offensive to you?
User avatar #171 to #170 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
no thats what we get called, we call ourselves kiwis too :)
User avatar #172 to #171 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
are you 25 years old?
User avatar #173 to #172 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
yes. are you 24 years old?
User avatar #174 to #173 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
yes. i also ate a kiwi yesterday.
User avatar #176 to #174 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
I hope you had it with maple syrup, its the best way to eat it.
User avatar #177 to #176 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
no maple syrup.







**** . your page is so long.
:)
User avatar #198 to #177 - lifealert (11/03/2010) [-]
secret jesus
User avatar #179 to #177 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
you don't know what you're missing.






I don't want to delete peoples comments. I like them :)
User avatar #175 to #174 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
we are the older users of the site. too many kids here.
User avatar #204 to #175 - thumbs (11/05/2010) [-]
good, its time we got rid of those filthy mongrels
User avatar #202 to #175 - thumbs (11/05/2010) [-]
was your dinner delicious?
User avatar #203 to #202 - lifealert (11/05/2010) [-]
i ate a dingo.
;)
#180 to #175 - thumbs (10/15/2010) [-]
yeah, us olides have to stick together.
#152 to #151 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/03/2010) [-]
i'm here for you.

- jesus
User avatar #153 to #152 - thumbs (10/05/2010) [-]
Thank You.
#154 to #153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/05/2010) [-]
bless you child. i have forgiven your sins. now all i ask for in return is a weekly donation and your soul.

- jesus
#156 to #155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/11/2010) [-]
i love you
User avatar #157 to #156 - thumbs (10/12/2010) [-]
<3
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