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throneinc

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2011
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#12 - ******** . 12/31/2015 on Muslim f16 Prays for Haj +2
#58 - "i've read the alleged verses and verified it with Quran.… 10/15/2015 on Wait a minute... 0
#48 - Picture 10/15/2015 on Wait a minute... +1
#46 - No.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Wait a minute... 0
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#47 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
Ok kid, whatever.
#48 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
#44 - i've read the alleged verses and verified it with Quran. …  [+] (21 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Wait a minute... +2
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#52 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm

I did a little work for you. Don't forget that Mohammed was a .pdf war monger..
#167 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
That site is so full of bullshit and other things like propaganda, only retards would trust it.
Might as well link the onion next time
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#149 - salihzzz (10/15/2015) [-]
look up those same verses on a non hate site with the complete things not just parts
#61 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
"Unlike nearly all of the Old Testament verses of violence, the verses of violence in the Quran are mostly open-ended, meaning that they are not restrained by the historical context of the surrounding text.
That is ridiculously untrue. I was just going to say that pretty much every verse about violence has some kind of qualifier or restraining historical context.

For example: "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out." 2:191 That quote is referring specifically to the Meccans who persecuted and tortured the early Muslims, murdered their families, and drove them from their homes. Hence "from where they have turned you out". If you take a quote without any context or understanding of what is being addressed, you can make it mean whatever you want it to. That's how assholes like ISIS manage to convince the disgruntled and uneducated to subscribe to their insane views.
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#62 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
I would argue that it is 'insane' to believe that any of the supernatural stories of the Koran are true in the first place.

So killing is justifiable by believing in a certain religion? Are not all people then justified by their own religions to make the same claims?
#72 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
Also if believing in the stories of scripture is insane, there are billions of insane people in the world
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#75 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
It's insane from an informed and ration perspective. Most people in the world don't have that. Even people with internet access will still ignore or attempt to explain away the great disparity between their beliefs and the science that shows otherwise.
#71 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
Killing is justified as a last resort in defense of your person and your property. If my life or the lives of my family are in danger, you bet I'd kill whoever was a danger to them. Western society seems to agree with this point of view, as the law generally protects people who have genuinely taken a life in self-defense. I think that's far more practical than my religion saying "never kill anyone ever, no matter what". It's not as though the Qu'ran promotes wanton killing, it's discouraged as far as it can be avoided, but it is sanctioned as a last resort.

"Because of that, We decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land – it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one – it is as if he had saved mankind entirely. 5:32
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#74 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
We don;t need ancient mythogoly to tell us to defend our loved ones an country. That is inherent in human nature already.

You have cherry picked a verse from the Bible to support your claim yet there are many verses that show that the Biblical god cares not about his enemies at all.

Deep breath.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

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#188 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
I assume that the distinction is not really all that important to you, but I was referring to the Qu'ran. Regardless, if you can't stomach the idea of religion in general, then I think the argument is moot
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#191 - popeflatus (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm just showing that the Abrahamic religions are all full of hate in their scriptures and this often still manifests in the word today.
#58 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
"i've read the alleged verses and verified it with Quran.

Literally try to fact check for yourself, just literally."
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#53 - discobleach (10/15/2015) [-]
totally unlike the bible, which doesn't have verses about stoning women and burning homosexuals

/s
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#146 - scbyrd (10/15/2015) [-]
>inb4 le hat meme
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#54 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
Toooooootally unlike.
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#45 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
It says to strike above the neck... so either we're beheading or slapping.
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#65 - ogomer (10/15/2015) [-]
It says "smite", not "strike" though.... Claiming that doesn't mean "kill" is really stretching it.
#46 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
No.
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#47 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
Ok kid, whatever.
#48 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
#42 - no it doesn't fgt  [+] (28 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Wait a minute... -13
#77 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
"CALL THOU (all mankind] unto thy Sustainer's path with wisdom and goodly exhortation, and argue with them in the most kindly manner"(16:125)
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#43 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
Literally use google. All information is easily available. Or read it!
#118 - captaincapital (10/15/2015) [-]
would you combust if I used the word "figuratively"?
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#120 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
No, because I am asking that he use google literally, not figuratively.
#124 - captaincapital (10/15/2015) [-]
I literally didn't realise that
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#125 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
I'm figuratively sorry.
#44 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
i've read the alleged verses and verified it with Quran.

Literally try to fact check for yourself, just literally.
User avatar
#52 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm

I did a little work for you. Don't forget that Mohammed was a .pdf war monger..
#167 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
That site is so full of bullshit and other things like propaganda, only retards would trust it.
Might as well link the onion next time
User avatar
#149 - salihzzz (10/15/2015) [-]
look up those same verses on a non hate site with the complete things not just parts
#61 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
"Unlike nearly all of the Old Testament verses of violence, the verses of violence in the Quran are mostly open-ended, meaning that they are not restrained by the historical context of the surrounding text.
That is ridiculously untrue. I was just going to say that pretty much every verse about violence has some kind of qualifier or restraining historical context.

For example: "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out." 2:191 That quote is referring specifically to the Meccans who persecuted and tortured the early Muslims, murdered their families, and drove them from their homes. Hence "from where they have turned you out". If you take a quote without any context or understanding of what is being addressed, you can make it mean whatever you want it to. That's how assholes like ISIS manage to convince the disgruntled and uneducated to subscribe to their insane views.
User avatar
#62 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
I would argue that it is 'insane' to believe that any of the supernatural stories of the Koran are true in the first place.

So killing is justifiable by believing in a certain religion? Are not all people then justified by their own religions to make the same claims?
#72 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
Also if believing in the stories of scripture is insane, there are billions of insane people in the world
User avatar
#75 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
It's insane from an informed and ration perspective. Most people in the world don't have that. Even people with internet access will still ignore or attempt to explain away the great disparity between their beliefs and the science that shows otherwise.
#71 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
Killing is justified as a last resort in defense of your person and your property. If my life or the lives of my family are in danger, you bet I'd kill whoever was a danger to them. Western society seems to agree with this point of view, as the law generally protects people who have genuinely taken a life in self-defense. I think that's far more practical than my religion saying "never kill anyone ever, no matter what". It's not as though the Qu'ran promotes wanton killing, it's discouraged as far as it can be avoided, but it is sanctioned as a last resort.

"Because of that, We decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land – it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one – it is as if he had saved mankind entirely. 5:32
User avatar
#74 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
We don;t need ancient mythogoly to tell us to defend our loved ones an country. That is inherent in human nature already.

You have cherry picked a verse from the Bible to support your claim yet there are many verses that show that the Biblical god cares not about his enemies at all.

Deep breath.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

#189 - parazar has deleted their comment.
#188 - kingoflint (10/15/2015) [-]
I assume that the distinction is not really all that important to you, but I was referring to the Qu'ran. Regardless, if you can't stomach the idea of religion in general, then I think the argument is moot
User avatar
#191 - popeflatus (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm just showing that the Abrahamic religions are all full of hate in their scriptures and this often still manifests in the word today.
#58 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
"i've read the alleged verses and verified it with Quran.

Literally try to fact check for yourself, just literally."
User avatar
#53 - discobleach (10/15/2015) [-]
totally unlike the bible, which doesn't have verses about stoning women and burning homosexuals

/s
User avatar
#146 - scbyrd (10/15/2015) [-]
>inb4 le hat meme
User avatar
#54 - popeflatus (10/15/2015) [-]
Toooooootally unlike.
User avatar
#45 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
It says to strike above the neck... so either we're beheading or slapping.
User avatar
#65 - ogomer (10/15/2015) [-]
It says "smite", not "strike" though.... Claiming that doesn't mean "kill" is really stretching it.
#46 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
No.
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#47 - platinumaltaria (10/15/2015) [-]
Ok kid, whatever.
#48 - throneinc (10/15/2015) [-]
#141 - implying i use toilet paper in the first place. 08/03/2015 on Shiiiieet 0
#275 - there has been no mentions of the number 72 Virgins anywhere n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2015 on This happened -1
#354 - anon (08/18/2015) [-]
hoor ein is servants i belive, its not an orgy up there
#28 - I love you heterosexually.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Titons +1
#29 - graphomaniac (08/01/2015) [-]
Wouldn't have it any other way.
#38 - actually the sauce is down there, apparently they used a mix o… 08/01/2015 on 60 frames per second 0
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