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What was wrong with the combat besides it not being "Fluid fast paced akshun"?
The content sums it up pretty well when it says "Hit thing. Miss"
When the game shows your weapon physically connecting with the enemy but you still "miss", it's fuckin dumb. Die-roll based hit chances have no place in a game like that.
Early game it feels pretty retarded. Takes forever between each hit from either side, with just a couple of points damage. Could take like 5 minutes to kill a rat. Magic is good tho.
making a character who has huge agility (for a level 1 at least) at the start is actually fairly OP, things have a hard time hitting you and you have no problem slapping the shit out of them, even if you're using a dinky little dagger.
though I prefer high strength and endurance builds, not hard to start off as an ork who can swing an axe or hammer well enough, nice to feel near unstoppable in heavy armor wielding a shield.
Yeah, I sort of regret not leveling endurance earlier. I've started now, but only becauce strength, Int, agl, spd and wil is at 100 already.
I don't use any endurance dependent skills.
With 100 agility I still can't hit anything with a weapon I dont have skill in though, but I assume it is because enemies hav higher stats too.
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Thats why I said early game. Am currently playing it and it took a while to understand it. Still pretty annoying when you want to level up a second weapon.
As I said in another comment, Morrowind is harder fun. It starts of frustrating and gets more fun the more you play.
...or you just spec major in restoration.
What does that have to do with anything? You mean to fortify skill or attribute?
Not saying the system doesn't make sense or anything, it just is annoying till you get some skills.
Nah, I meant fatigue regeneration spells and whatnot.
Ah.. I don't have that, but I use potions. To easy to get 100 alchemy with exploits
Well, exploits aside, there's Rest of St. Merris: 1-10pts over 20s fatigue restore. Not very reliable, but it does keep your stamina up when adventuring on foot without taking breaks.
Well If I find a stamina restore spell, I can just make a better one.
The only issue with using potions is finding the restore fatigue effect. If I could find a merchant that restocks it I would be golden.
Exploits is sort of one of the reasons I started playing the game
I no longer travel that much by foot. Jump effects, fortify acrobatics and levitate fixes the fast travel issue.
As fun as it is to fuck around with exploits, eventually you want to do at least one thing fairly. You know, like abiding traffic rules in GTA.
Personally whenever I play mage, I settle on not making custom spells, but going for owning every spell in the game. Otherwise you lose the entire exploration aspect with a single spell; Jump 50pts 1sec, FortifyStr 50pts 1sec
jump height penalty is proportional to encumbrance.
, Feather fall 1pt 20sec
I think I got tired of exploits like 150-ish hours ago. Can't give up restoration and mysticism though.
Back on topic, you can easily get Rest of Merris from any temple. It's one of the two restore fatigue spells in the game, and the other one is a bit higher level.
Also, are you playing with with any patches or overhauls?
Downloaded the Morrowind Sound And Graphics overhaul on the nexus. It comes with the patch too.
Since I probably won't play this game again when I finish it, I try to get to try everything in one run. So I want leveling to be fast. Same with exploration and dungeons.
It took a while to get levitate and jump for me so I am alreadt tired of walking around without knowing the way. The jump 50pts ring
with full inventory
I have is the closest to exploration I want to get now.
I didn't start using exploits
except the alchemy bit
before I was already a God.
, fuck me
I think Code patch came with the overhaul.
And I don't know if would want simplified levling. It is just now that I've reached such a high level I am starting to get tired of levling.
So I just exploit money and use the wiki to find master trainers..
I know using too many exploits gets boring after a while, but at this point I just want to finish all faction quests and main quest so that I can move on to replaying Oblivion again.
How do you feel about a simplified leveling overhaul? There's a lil thing called Galciah's Character Development (GCD) on moddb that I tried troubleshooting for like two days by scavenging long-abandoned forums for incompatibility issues (successfully).
Then there's the morrowind code patch, which is just lovely.
Eh, the only issue is poor documentation. Nobody knows low stamina reduces your success chance at literally everything unless they look it up on uesp.
Then again, the reasoning isn't unsound.
>If you have no idea how to do something (skill levels), you will be shit at it until you either practice a lot, or visit a trainer.
>You don't fight, cast spells, pick locks, nor think very well when you're exhausted.
But yeah, documentation is key.
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That only happens when you're using a weapon you have barely any levels in, or when you're swinging around a heavy weapon while exhausted, on top of low agility and heavy armored opponents. Even a high elf with longswords as minor skill will be able to hit reliably as long as he doesn't jump around all the time and keeps his stamina at 0.
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