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thoughtpolice

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Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:2/16/2014
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#7633245 - Didn't know I was getting ****** . Cool news!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7633771 - therealtjthemedic (01/31/2014) [-]

*thoughtcrimes internally*
#11 - Are you retarded? The point is that the button on top should a…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2014 on It's Peanut Butter, Jelly... +1
#16 - oolala (01/09/2014) [-]
think long and hard about what you just said.
User avatar #12 - dezider (01/09/2014) [-]
Lid pops when you open it for the first time by itself, ten after it was open every time you press it...do you get know what i meant? you don't have to be a bitch about it

btw. how are you so blue when you are just level 1?
User avatar #24 - zaiopeperse (01/09/2014) [-]
While this is true, Lord Peanut Buttington was clearly not opening her lid when the popping sound came
User avatar #13 - dezider (01/09/2014) [-]
oh i see, you signed up in 2011...nice contribution to the site
#17 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #22 - dezider (01/09/2014) [-]
i don't even know why i'm trying to explain myself, fuck this
#29 - vivalavidya (01/09/2014) [-]
Did this guy seriously delete his account because he was pissed off over an argument about whether buttons on unopened jam jars pop?
#41 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
actually i deleted my account, because i was pissed off at myself, i hate when i get dragged into some stupid argument on the internet, and obviously it's not worth trying to explain your point of view to bunch of people who are not even trying to comprehend you could look at something from a different perspective...from now on i will browse this shithole as an anon, silently enjoying the top comments, not caring about thumbs once again
#44 - someoneforamoment (01/11/2014) [-]
Fact: Mr PB's palm is facing away from the jar
Fact: When you open a jar, you do so with the palm facing the jar.
Therefore: Mr PB is not opening Miss Jelly

Fact: Mr PB was not opening Miss Jelly
Fact: The button will not make a popping noise until it is open.
Therefore: Miss Jelly had been opened beforehand

Fact: Miss Jelly had been opened beforehand
Fact: Mr PB clearly said that this would be their "first consummation"
Therefore: Miss Jelly has been opened by someone else
User avatar #42 - vivalavidya (01/09/2014) [-]
It was an argument about popping jar lids, don't be so dramatic
#50 - Don't forget the liars who claim "straight female" 01/07/2014 on no gf 0
#49 - Cuz I'm not into vaginas  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on no gf 0
User avatar #51 - tispartaxd (01/07/2014) [-]
Not without a girlfriend.
#70 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on What it feels like to have... 0
User avatar #72 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
:3
#66 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2013 on What it feels like to have... 0
User avatar #67 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
#70 - thoughtpolice (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #68 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
lel
#63 - I-I'm actually a girl and am into men. I actually like be…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on What it feels like to have... 0
User avatar #64 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
I like petite women
i'll reach stuff for you bbygirl
#66 - thoughtpolice (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
#70 - thoughtpolice (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #68 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
lel
#14 - I'm 5'1", so I'm usually tiny compared to everyone.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/03/2013 on What it feels like to have... +4
User avatar #62 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
You're not too tiny for shrekis. She's about the same height as you. AND SHE'S CUTE TOO GOD DAMN
User avatar #65 - shrekis (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
#63 - thoughtpolice (12/03/2013) [-]
I-I'm actually a girl and am into men. I actually like being small, except when I can't reach stuff.
User avatar #64 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
I like petite women
i'll reach stuff for you bbygirl
#66 - thoughtpolice (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
#70 - thoughtpolice (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #68 - kievaughnb (12/03/2013) [-]
lel
#48 - There have been studies on babies, as young as they could get … 12/03/2013 on (untitled) 0
#33 - As a white, blonde haired, blue eyed female I'd like you to pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Not Racist, Just Saying +1
User avatar #47 - Garblestickleshlop (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know of any internet links to one, I got info on it from a stack of scholarship papers I got from my school last year. I didn't read too much into it since my hair turned brown by the time I was 6. Scholarships are different in every state and country, and even come and go with time, it might not be available where you live. I live in Missouri. It just asked to write an essay about being blonde. There are several sites talking about scholarships like this though. Try fastweb or something. Supposedly www.aauw.org/ gives them out sometimes.
#38 - roflnaut (12/02/2013) [-]
I bet you'd find some in Germany.
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