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Gender: male
Video Games Played: Eh gawd, I played, uh... I guess all of them?
PSN: You'd like that, huh? ò_Ó
Interests: Being a dick on the internet, correct grammar, being somewhat nice to others once in a while, mispeling wrods luv taht
Date Signed Up:11/13/2013
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:The Great Den of Mark
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Comment Ranking:#27830
Highest Comment Rank:#1986
Comment Thumbs: 1020 total,  1066 ,  46
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 191 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 192 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Total Comments Made:111
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#12 - While this post states one of the reasons that negotiations ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on The Truth about TPP (oc) +2
User avatar #16 - failtolawl (07/01/2015) [-]
"revealing controversial details that the public would either misinterpret or go bonkers about."

too late
#15 - I'm not saying that every single rule in the English language … 12/21/2014 on House Spouse +2
#13 - Comment deleted 12/21/2014 on House Spouse 0
#10 - No matter how many other factors make the english language 'we…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2014 on House Spouse +5
#12 - zyketor (12/21/2014) [-]

None of those rhyme in English. I don't blame non-English speakers for not understanding anything about English, it's confusing as fuck.

Deleted previous reply, made a bad typo.
User avatar #60 - potatolml (12/22/2014) [-]
So, what's the exact difference between the pronunciation of "rough" and "cough"?

I'm not a native English speaker as you could suspect
#61 - zyketor (12/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - potatolml (12/23/2014) [-]
So, is "rough" pronounced as "roof"?
#63 - zyketor (12/23/2014) [-]
Same as the uffs in "Handcuffs", but with a R instead of a C.
User avatar #15 - thosewhofight (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that every single rule in the English language makes sense, but neither does every rule in any other language. I'm from Denmark, a country reputed to have one of the toughest languages to understand if you're a foreigner. Compared to ours, English is piss-easy, which is why I don't get how people - through use of logic thinking - can't get used to the English language.
All those arguments about English being weird and dumb have absolutely no proper footing when the language in question is compared to so many other languages.
That is why I'll just dismiss the comment in the OP as being retarded.
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#11 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#9 - In Denmark, it's easier to get your hands on a rifle or handgu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Chinese Crossbows 0
User avatar #114 - thelastamerican (07/10/2014) [-]
Why not just make on out of a car's leaf spring? I used to have a book published by the boy scouts with instructions for a really cool crossbow. I wonder if I can find it.
#52 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - minorian (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll give you a crossbow if you can get me a handgun in Denmark.
#18 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
Silent and pretty powerful.
Especially modern ones.

And with a gun you can trace shit easier.
#9 - I also do enjoy the smoking of the pots.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Not a Cop +3
User avatar #18 - mulk (06/09/2014) [-]
it has been accounted for on multiple occasions that i have indeed partook in the activity of blazing
#17 - These 'activities' actually do exist. In Denmark we've got a s… 06/09/2014 on cool movie green-screen 0
#71 - November: No-fap-month and release of Pokémon. I sense a cert… 05/07/2014 on Good news everyone! +1
#6 - "The small boat gently drifted across the pond, exactly t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Guddam +79
#72 - rasins (03/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - rectophobia (03/28/2014) [-]
That one always gets me
User avatar #28 - saxong (03/28/2014) [-]
Reminds me of Douglas Adams, "The ships hung in the sky, in much the way that bricks don't"
#45 - hazelnutqt (03/28/2014) [-]
Motherfuck I was about to do this comment
#67 - anon (03/28/2014) [-]
#54 - fourtitwo (03/28/2014) [-]
Thumbs to all the hitchhikers
#77 - "But there can be only one"  [+] (6 new replies) 02/21/2014 on 2 types of people +4
User avatar #78 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2014) [-]
I use salad cream on my chips
#84 - trollerfin (02/21/2014) [-]
That can't possibly taste good... but it might. Must test this some day
User avatar #89 - tiagodisouza (02/21/2014) [-]
i can vouch for him, it's amazing
#100 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2014) [-]
A fellow salad creamer?!
I thought I was alone!
Everyone always tells me how weird it is how I have Salad Cream on most things
User avatar #101 - tiagodisouza (02/21/2014) [-]
I find it extremely good and even converted some of my friends
#85 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2014) [-]
Man, it's delicious
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