They have a reason. And it's totally one that makes sense. You see, thousands of years ago a magical man in the sky told this dude to kill his son. When he was about to do it the magical man told him to stop and then told him to use a jagged rock to cut bits off of his penis. Now, if you don't do it, you can't believe in the same magical man in the sky.
Really quite simple.
mfw it's one of the stupidest things I could even imagine believing

cut fags man, thats why

What's that? I can't hear you over your smegma.

im sorry! your going to have to talk louder! the moans of women receiving more pleasure are too loud!

Oh, I think that's just your dick screaming from the venereal infections.

no, i shower, and i feel so sorry that your parents were evil and decided do something that terrible to you, i cant imagine how much it chafes, it probably has grown calluses with how bad it is!

No, actually nothing like that happens. Unless the person who cut you butchered it beyond belief, nothing happens even close to that.

but with no foreskin, theres nothing to cover the head, just it rubbing against your pants

that doesn't hurt, and you can wear boxers/underwear so that doesn't happen . What bumfucks didn't let you wear boxers?

i meant up against the cloth, you lose so much sensitivity, must be a pain getting it up!

Circumcision=/= ED

At least I can take getting hit. I've seen you uncut fags throw up after getting hit in the dick.

pshh. i can take a hit in the dick. the balls though...

There's a squadron of them that live 2 houses down from me. The teenager who lives there always has at least 6 friends over, ALL of them with a Subaru that has a that obnoxious, overly loud muffler. They come and go at all hours of the night, and take delight in racing around the neighborhood showing off their douche cars to people who don't give a flying fuck.
I can say with honesty that they are worth hating.

Since we're on the topic. I saw a guy in a Subaru that just looked like the biggest douche ever, he was weaving in and out of lanes passing people and I'm pretty sure he didn't know the blinker signal even existed, and his exhaust was so farty that you'd swear he fed the car Taco Bell, and when we pulled up to a red light he made a peace gesture to a suby going through the intersection even though the guy didn't even look at him. I can understand when somebody likes their car, but this dude was on par with Honda Civic drivers.

I don't understand 'em. Maybe I just live in the douchiest part of the country ever, but they're extremely bad here. I can't stand drivers who think they're better than everyone else because of the car they own.

now that is not how it should be. there are plenty of decent people who own subarus. ive tried not to be like those other guys. i simply stated it feels good to own a subaru....on a picture of a subaru. seems just fine to me. im not saying that in any way my car is superior or bragging. showing my WRX incase there is another fan who would like to know what I owned. that is simply what I was doing.

Grain is just a term for a collection of seeds, sand etc. The actual seed itself is a fruit.

you're right sir i concede.