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#4 - Meh, i like to have long-term relationships with girls i reall… 09/15/2014 on (untitled) +4
#2 - Here's some advice for you guys, should you find yourself in h…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/15/2014 on (untitled) +39
User avatar #14 - dovnborg (09/16/2014) [-]
Proper advice for men - in the seventh frame just say "yes"
User avatar #13 - RisenLichen (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't think I'll be around long enough to enjoy a relationship
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (09/16/2014) [-]
Or I could be honest about how I think and treat the women I date as if they're actually emotionally stable adults, rather than little children who constantly need approval and validation.
User avatar #8 - fables (09/16/2014) [-]
but women aren't always stable
around their periods you should know this
they don't like it themselves, but their hormones go crazy and they are not stable
it's not their faults
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (09/16/2014) [-]
So? I've never asked to be babied because I had a hard day or was hurting or felt like shit. I just sucked it up; if they want my respect, so should they. If they don't care, then it shouldn't matter whether I treat them like children or not.
User avatar #10 - fables (09/16/2014) [-]
again
hormones cannot be controlled
I hope to god you never have a pregnant wife
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (09/16/2014) [-]
It's not about control you idiot, it's just about dealing with it. I can't 'stop' feeling like shit, but I CAN continue doing what I'm supposed to be doing; that type of thing.

And how the hell did we get "female wants an opinion" to "pregnant wife"? Why are you jumping so far just to try to make a point?
#6 - unfairlybanned (09/16/2014) [-]
#5 - zleagh (09/15/2014) [-]
YOU DON'T YOU JUST CHOP HER HAIR RIGHT ON THE SPOT BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU LIKE IT AND SHE YOUR BITCH IN FACT YOUD LIKE IT BETTER IF SHE HAD HER WHOLE DAMN HEAD CUT OFF SO YOU CHOP THAT UGLY ASS CRANIUM RIGHT THE FUCK OFF HER BIG FAT FUCKING DEGENERATE CORPUS AND THEN YOU KICK HER RIGHT IN HER DECAPITED BRAIN UNTIL SHE HAS LEARNED THAT YOU KNOW EXCACTLY HOW YOU LIKE HER
#3 - youlikeme (09/15/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
hah. yeah you can do this - IF YOU ARE BETA. If you are alpha, like me (im not bragging I am just stating the facts), then you say whatever you want. A recommended option is tell her to keep it long, so you can grab her by her hair whenever you want to relocate her.
User avatar #4 - thomasdude (09/15/2014) [-]
Meh, i like to have long-term relationships with girls i really like.

Though just in case, i keep the pimp-hand strong.
#189 - How many books you heard of ran out of battery life? Also,…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on yes. yes it is. +1
User avatar #191 - slugnugget (09/04/2014) [-]
wow man.

There are way more things that make me more impressed by someone than the fact they read books.

I would say someone who donates to charity is 10x more respectable than someone who reads.

And a 100x more than someone who think reading them makes them superior.

Get my drift?

And thankfully bro we don't live in the stone age and smelling books doesn't give me a boner.
#206 - arreatface (09/04/2014) [-]
easy there friend he said that reading books makes you a better person.
I dont see anything wrong here.
just look at all the bitches saying " oh I dont like reading books that takes too much time, its boooring'.
#215 - slugnugget (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes it would if the book you were reading were actually somewhat educational.

Reading fairy land fantasy bull shit is just a hobby.

Not something that makes you a better person.

Maybe you'll learn a few more fun words for you vocabulary but that is really irrelvant in terms of being "better"

All you know that girl works for shelter or does charity work. It may be a stupid comment but i'd say she is better for the world than someone who sits down and reads for hours.


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