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theyellowbandito

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
Last Login:12/02/2016
Location:England
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Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 175 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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    Win Win
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    Nerds these days. Nerds these days.
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    Super Slumber Party Super Slumber Party
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#84 - Sorry mate. I choke on small objects. Don't lie to me, you pro…  [+] (2 replies) 09/01/2016 on dogss 0
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#96 - SoraDono (09/01/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand how much your guessing at my life doesn't even come close. It wouldn't be funny if you managed to got one, but you missed on every fucking account, like fucking get real bitch.

And speaking of my dick, do you want me to make it mellow in this heat and let you gorge on a two-week old smegma buildup? It'll be really nice and juicy, like swiss cheese, except you'll purring like a cat instead of a mouse as you nibble on my smegma covered schlong.
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#139 - theyellowbandito (09/02/2016) [-]
Turns out we have a lot in common. Can I take you to dinner so we can wine and dine before i fuck you
#80 - Calm down you little sausage. How many more tubs of butter unt…  [+] (4 replies) 09/01/2016 on dogss 0
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#82 - SoraDono (09/01/2016) [-]
Actually I'm slim and apart from a smaller third nipple below my left side I have nothing out of the ordinary. Chicks dig it too. Now, about you sucking my cock, when's it gonna happen?
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#84 - theyellowbandito (09/01/2016) [-]
Sorry mate. I choke on small objects. Don't lie to me, you probably have bigger breasts than your mother. You can't count your cousin as a chick who digs your 3rd nipple. Go back to watching anime you weeb
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#96 - SoraDono (09/01/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand how much your guessing at my life doesn't even come close. It wouldn't be funny if you managed to got one, but you missed on every fucking account, like fucking get real bitch.

And speaking of my dick, do you want me to make it mellow in this heat and let you gorge on a two-week old smegma buildup? It'll be really nice and juicy, like swiss cheese, except you'll purring like a cat instead of a mouse as you nibble on my smegma covered schlong.
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#139 - theyellowbandito (09/02/2016) [-]
Turns out we have a lot in common. Can I take you to dinner so we can wine and dine before i fuck you
#76 - Got back to your basement and hang yourself. Or go outside and…  [+] (6 replies) 09/01/2016 on dogss 0
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#79 - SoraDono (09/01/2016) [-]
I wanna shit inside your chest cavity.
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#80 - theyellowbandito (09/01/2016) [-]
Calm down you little sausage. How many more tubs of butter until your insides give way. Bet your man tits slap your chins as you scurry to the fridge
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#82 - SoraDono (09/01/2016) [-]
Actually I'm slim and apart from a smaller third nipple below my left side I have nothing out of the ordinary. Chicks dig it too. Now, about you sucking my cock, when's it gonna happen?
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#84 - theyellowbandito (09/01/2016) [-]
Sorry mate. I choke on small objects. Don't lie to me, you probably have bigger breasts than your mother. You can't count your cousin as a chick who digs your 3rd nipple. Go back to watching anime you weeb
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#96 - SoraDono (09/01/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand how much your guessing at my life doesn't even come close. It wouldn't be funny if you managed to got one, but you missed on every fucking account, like fucking get real bitch.

And speaking of my dick, do you want me to make it mellow in this heat and let you gorge on a two-week old smegma buildup? It'll be really nice and juicy, like swiss cheese, except you'll purring like a cat instead of a mouse as you nibble on my smegma covered schlong.
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#139 - theyellowbandito (09/02/2016) [-]
Turns out we have a lot in common. Can I take you to dinner so we can wine and dine before i fuck you
#25 - I will walk to your house and slap you  [+] (1 reply) 08/09/2016 on bribe 0
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#55 - barnaclebucket (08/09/2016) [-]
Calm down
#23 - Go to bed, faggot 08/09/2016 on bribe 0
#22 - Eastleigh is a 10 minute drive for me.... You think y…  [+] (3 replies) 08/09/2016 on bribe 0
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#24 - mr dark (08/09/2016) [-]
Go to bed, Faggot.
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#25 - theyellowbandito (08/09/2016) [-]
I will walk to your house and slap you
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#55 - barnaclebucket (08/09/2016) [-]
Calm down