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#73 - because he believes you can tell the quality of weed by one un…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2014 on The s4 0
User avatar #82 - Faz (10/22/2014) [-]
hudge said that stuff, you replied to beastkenten saying "you must not smoke weed"
#84 - hudge (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh my fucking god, he mistook us for each other because of the text color.
#94 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
#86 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
fuck.
#91 - hudge (10/22/2014) [-]
And, just as an FYI: I only said it LOOKED like cheap weed. I know that that doesn't mean shit. And, as beastkenten already said, the photo didn't come out right, so what I said doesn't even matter that much more.

If you are as much of a smoker as you seem to put forth, then maybe you should go smoke a huge bowl and calm the fuck down.
#93 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
werd. good point my bad everybody. my bad im sorry.

my bad.
#67 - any real stoner would see that and go oh, weed. with no regard…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on The s4 0
User avatar #72 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on my stash, and I have over 420 confirmed tokes tonight. I am trained in hitting a bong like i hit my girlfriend and I’m the top toker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my dealers across the ghetto and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be high anywhere, anytime, and I can name over seven hundred strains of pot with the highest thc percentage that would smash you to the ground..and that’s just with my foil pipe. Not only am I extensively trained in getting high at 4:20 exactly, I have access to the entire arsenal of the grower wannabies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will dump my dirty bong water on you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#74 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
good one. go back ben ten befor e bed you have school tommorow
#83 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
oh no, going to college, how ever will I feel so bad about myself
#66 - no **** buddy  [+] (8 new replies) 10/22/2014 on The s4 0
User avatar #68 - Faz (10/22/2014) [-]
If you agree then why would you reply to someone stating that the look of the weed was due to a shitty camera and not because it was shit weed.
#73 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
because he believes you can tell the quality of weed by one unfocused picture.

that bud could be dank as fuck, probably not, but you dont know

and also hes saying that someone took reg and compressed it together to try to make it look like buds.

that makes no sense, because if hes saying buds as in, headies, or high quality weed, or whatever term, then how would compressing it together make it more so?

and if hes saying buds as in, nuggets, or full buds of marijuana, then that also makes no sense. because why does the state of the weed, whether its shake or buds mean better quality? do you see what im sayin here?

my money, mr beastkenten has just started smoking weed and now goes around on the internet acting like he knows everything, when he doesnt know shiet
User avatar #82 - Faz (10/22/2014) [-]
hudge said that stuff, you replied to beastkenten saying "you must not smoke weed"
#84 - hudge (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh my fucking god, he mistook us for each other because of the text color.
#94 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
#86 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
fuck.
#91 - hudge (10/22/2014) [-]
And, just as an FYI: I only said it LOOKED like cheap weed. I know that that doesn't mean shit. And, as beastkenten already said, the photo didn't come out right, so what I said doesn't even matter that much more.

If you are as much of a smoker as you seem to put forth, then maybe you should go smoke a huge bowl and calm the fuck down.
#93 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
werd. good point my bad everybody. my bad im sorry.

my bad.
#12 - You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. … 10/21/2014 on Think About It 0
#7 - what?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on swimming +1
#8 - zacoren (10/21/2014) [-]
Refer to #5
#34 - you must not smoke weed  [+] (17 new replies) 10/21/2014 on The s4 -2
User avatar #65 - Faz (10/22/2014) [-]
You must not smoke weed or only smoke 1 type of weed, there is many different types of weed which look different ranging from very pale green to dark green.
#66 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
no shit buddy
User avatar #68 - Faz (10/22/2014) [-]
If you agree then why would you reply to someone stating that the look of the weed was due to a shitty camera and not because it was shit weed.
#73 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
because he believes you can tell the quality of weed by one unfocused picture.

that bud could be dank as fuck, probably not, but you dont know

and also hes saying that someone took reg and compressed it together to try to make it look like buds.

that makes no sense, because if hes saying buds as in, headies, or high quality weed, or whatever term, then how would compressing it together make it more so?

and if hes saying buds as in, nuggets, or full buds of marijuana, then that also makes no sense. because why does the state of the weed, whether its shake or buds mean better quality? do you see what im sayin here?

my money, mr beastkenten has just started smoking weed and now goes around on the internet acting like he knows everything, when he doesnt know shiet
User avatar #82 - Faz (10/22/2014) [-]
hudge said that stuff, you replied to beastkenten saying "you must not smoke weed"
#84 - hudge (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh my fucking god, he mistook us for each other because of the text color.
#94 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
#86 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
fuck.
#91 - hudge (10/22/2014) [-]
And, just as an FYI: I only said it LOOKED like cheap weed. I know that that doesn't mean shit. And, as beastkenten already said, the photo didn't come out right, so what I said doesn't even matter that much more.

If you are as much of a smoker as you seem to put forth, then maybe you should go smoke a huge bowl and calm the fuck down.
#93 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
werd. good point my bad everybody. my bad im sorry.

my bad.
User avatar #35 - beastkenten (10/21/2014) [-]
The fact that I'm high right now determiners that is a lie
#67 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
any real stoner would see that and go oh, weed. with no regard to the quality. youre a poser
User avatar #72 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on my stash, and I have over 420 confirmed tokes tonight. I am trained in hitting a bong like i hit my girlfriend and I’m the top toker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my dealers across the ghetto and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be high anywhere, anytime, and I can name over seven hundred strains of pot with the highest thc percentage that would smash you to the ground..and that’s just with my foil pipe. Not only am I extensively trained in getting high at 4:20 exactly, I have access to the entire arsenal of the grower wannabies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will dump my dirty bong water on you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#74 - theydontlikeu (10/22/2014) [-]
good one. go back ben ten befor e bed you have school tommorow
#83 - beastkenten (10/22/2014) [-]
oh no, going to college, how ever will I feel so bad about myself
User avatar #53 - rokulda (10/21/2014) [-]
STOP BEING SO EDGY YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN
#56 - beastkenten (10/21/2014) [-]
i'm glad you noticed
#28 - someone once posted this with the title "pancakes wont pa… 10/21/2014 on Fuck Yo Pancake, Bitch! +12
#153 - no dude, i read your comment, and yeah were agreeing, but what…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Everybody is raging 0
User avatar #154 - thebestpieever (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes, mate. Characters have agency and writers decide none of it. In an alternate universe in which all protagonists are compulsive sand eaters, no one should remark on how they all eat sand because that is part of they personality and they choose to chew sand. It doesn't matter that that's all there is, it doesn't matter that a writer could change it at the whim of an eye, because it is their personality. We shouldn't question a fictional character's choices, mmhmm.
#139 - i disagree, because saying that its a problem with the video g…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Everybody is raging 0
User avatar #147 - thebestpieever (10/17/2014) [-]
See. But I've already expressed I have not the problem with it being there, only with the unbalance. Did you even read my first comment or did you just jump here after I said anything that might paint Uncharted as anything other than perfect?
#153 - theydontlikeu (10/17/2014) [-]
no dude, i read your comment, and yeah were agreeing, but what im saying, is theres no reason to even remark on it just as if you wouldnt remark on any other aspects of a character,

some girls like blue hats,
some girls like showing off their tits,
some girls like lots of ribbons in their hair,

theyre just characters, they have personalities and if you choose to see them as a person, then they chose to wear whatever theyre wearing, so it would be the character herself that people dont like because of her nature, not becase of the way she is depicted.
User avatar #154 - thebestpieever (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes, mate. Characters have agency and writers decide none of it. In an alternate universe in which all protagonists are compulsive sand eaters, no one should remark on how they all eat sand because that is part of they personality and they choose to chew sand. It doesn't matter that that's all there is, it doesn't matter that a writer could change it at the whim of an eye, because it is their personality. We shouldn't question a fictional character's choices, mmhmm.
#125 - in reply to youre nathan drake wearing proper clothes and lara…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Everybody is raging 0
User avatar #137 - thebestpieever (10/17/2014) [-]
I guess it was another game with another game with an olive skinned lady, with a shirt opened right in between her breasts, torn right in her hip area and trousers so tight you wonder how she can move. Again, not that I'm saying Uncharted is a bad game or malicious. Uncharted 2 is one of the best games I've played in my life, and hell, Chloe looks pretty hot. She's one of the few videogame characters that actually look hot to me. But it's still there. And it's still a very weird double standard.
#139 - theydontlikeu (10/17/2014) [-]
i disagree, because saying that its a problem with the video game is saying that its wrong for a woman to dress like that,

because its a character, and that character may want to dress that way, because a lot of chicks do. a lot of chicks like to dress that way for a lot of reasons.
User avatar #147 - thebestpieever (10/17/2014) [-]
See. But I've already expressed I have not the problem with it being there, only with the unbalance. Did you even read my first comment or did you just jump here after I said anything that might paint Uncharted as anything other than perfect?
#153 - theydontlikeu (10/17/2014) [-]
no dude, i read your comment, and yeah were agreeing, but what im saying, is theres no reason to even remark on it just as if you wouldnt remark on any other aspects of a character,

some girls like blue hats,
some girls like showing off their tits,
some girls like lots of ribbons in their hair,

theyre just characters, they have personalities and if you choose to see them as a person, then they chose to wear whatever theyre wearing, so it would be the character herself that people dont like because of her nature, not becase of the way she is depicted.
User avatar #154 - thebestpieever (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes, mate. Characters have agency and writers decide none of it. In an alternate universe in which all protagonists are compulsive sand eaters, no one should remark on how they all eat sand because that is part of they personality and they choose to chew sand. It doesn't matter that that's all there is, it doesn't matter that a writer could change it at the whim of an eye, because it is their personality. We shouldn't question a fictional character's choices, mmhmm.
#71 - well any movie with that criteria would suck. but yeah that wo… 10/16/2014 on Feely feel feeleroo 0
#58 - because if its remade the original will stop existing, right?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Feely feel feeleroo +2
User avatar #70 - vilememory (10/16/2014) [-]
Directed by M Night Shamallamadingdong, Michael Bay, Uwe Boll...
#71 - theydontlikeu (10/16/2014) [-]
well any movie with that criteria would suck. but yeah that would be disappointing. but i always enjoy seeing someone elses interpretation of a story
#179 - ape escape was the ***** 10/15/2014 on Only Almost Everyone Will... +3
#97 - now that you mention it, it is a bit faster 10/10/2014 on rate site speed vs old site 0
#38 - thats why ds 1 was so hard for me, no online connection when i… 09/29/2014 on rim souls 0
#13 - Picture 09/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - relatively new, theyve only got one season so far, he… 09/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - rick and morty. one of the best cartoons out there  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/28/2014) [-]
Is it new? it's the first time i hear about it.

Is there an easy way to watch online?
#12 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
relatively new, theyve only got one season so far,

here ya go buddy
#105 - how is this rated so highly. i guess all you have to…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on whenever I lose on rolls +2
#111 - deckbox (09/28/2014) [-]
#41 - if you dont cry from that youre a sociopath. thats all i can t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on This will happen to all SJWS -1
User avatar #50 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you sound a little emotional, you might need help our you will waste your empathy down to sit, you'll cry when a leaf falls off a tree.
User avatar #45 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
You don't get to call people sociopaths just because you cry at more things than others.

Sorry m8.
#38 - people expect their grandparents to die, you know its gonna ha… 09/28/2014 on This will happen to all SJWS -1
#37 - people expect their grandparents to die, you know its gonna ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on This will happen to all SJWS -1
User avatar #40 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
my cousin blew a hole the her head, she was on the track to become a doctor(has to finish residency), had a job lined up for it, and then next day dead
#41 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
if you dont cry from that youre a sociopath. thats all i can tell you. i almost cried reading that. get some help.
User avatar #50 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you sound a little emotional, you might need help our you will waste your empathy down to sit, you'll cry when a leaf falls off a tree.
User avatar #45 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
You don't get to call people sociopaths just because you cry at more things than others.

Sorry m8.
#33 - your emotions arent formed enough to feel the pain of loss bec…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2014 on This will happen to all SJWS -1
User avatar #34 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
You say that like it's a bad thing. I also stated i rarely cry. that includes me now at 17 years old, and i doubt my emotions aren't properly "formed" yet.
User avatar #46 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
at 12 i was thinking like an adult, i have cried 3 times in my life(not coming as a baby/child) the first was about me being compared to my brother(total Fucking wreck if a human) by my mother, and he judging him to be a better person, the second was a death if a 16 yearold dog, he was the best tiny if the litter ever, and the third was about how everyone was trying to start my life in the direction they wanted and not listening to my input about my life.

So there you go, now you know more about me than you wanted to
User avatar #48 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
Well you're not a sociopath but you have a pretty hard shell if you've only cried that many times. Not saying that as a bad thing, I look at it as a bonus.
User avatar #53 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong i felt a pang for a while, but not enough for me to cry, people die, but i am selfcentered and apathetic to this going on around me, so a lot of people think i am a bit nutty, i was brought into the consuler's office because they thought i was a danger to others if i didn't have as many friends at school
#38 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
people expect their grandparents to die, you know its gonna happen and are prepared for it. just wait until you arent, when its a total fucking suprise that hits you out of nowhere, youll fucking cry, its how your brain handles shit like that.
#31 - so edgy, youll learn.  [+] (16 new replies) 09/28/2014 on This will happen to all SJWS -1
User avatar #35 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
i have went to 3 funerals if close relatives recently, didn't cry at any, almost broke at my grandfather's. but i didn't.
User avatar #43 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. Some people react different to others. I know girls who cry when they see each other when they come home from summer break. And I kinda didn't.

To the degree where they lose someone dear i was 6 years old. I had NO idea she was going to die and one day I just got the message and I didn't bust out in tears i just stood there in shock.
User avatar #49 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
whoops disregard that last one, wasn't really for you. but Ya crying is something u don't do much of.
User avatar #47 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
So that doesn't mean that they are edgy, just means that i am apathetic about the loss, if it doesn't effect me in a negative way i don't usually care.
#37 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
people expect their grandparents to die, you know its gonna happen and are prepared for it. just wait until you arent, when its a total fucking suprise that hits you out of nowhere, youll fucking cry, its how your brain handles shit like that.
User avatar #40 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
my cousin blew a hole the her head, she was on the track to become a doctor(has to finish residency), had a job lined up for it, and then next day dead
#41 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
if you dont cry from that youre a sociopath. thats all i can tell you. i almost cried reading that. get some help.
User avatar #50 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you sound a little emotional, you might need help our you will waste your empathy down to sit, you'll cry when a leaf falls off a tree.
User avatar #45 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
You don't get to call people sociopaths just because you cry at more things than others.

Sorry m8.
User avatar #32 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
I rarely cry, not because I'm edgy and hard and shit. I'm a fucking emotional mess tbh. But I don't cry.

Some peopl do some people don't. Nothing to do with how edgy you are.
#33 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
your emotions arent formed enough to feel the pain of loss because your brain isnt developed enough to understand the context at six years old.

maybe youre an emotional mess because you dont cry.
User avatar #34 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
You say that like it's a bad thing. I also stated i rarely cry. that includes me now at 17 years old, and i doubt my emotions aren't properly "formed" yet.
User avatar #46 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
at 12 i was thinking like an adult, i have cried 3 times in my life(not coming as a baby/child) the first was about me being compared to my brother(total Fucking wreck if a human) by my mother, and he judging him to be a better person, the second was a death if a 16 yearold dog, he was the best tiny if the litter ever, and the third was about how everyone was trying to start my life in the direction they wanted and not listening to my input about my life.

So there you go, now you know more about me than you wanted to
User avatar #48 - nickotak (09/28/2014) [-]
Well you're not a sociopath but you have a pretty hard shell if you've only cried that many times. Not saying that as a bad thing, I look at it as a bonus.
User avatar #53 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong i felt a pang for a while, but not enough for me to cry, people die, but i am selfcentered and apathetic to this going on around me, so a lot of people think i am a bit nutty, i was brought into the consuler's office because they thought i was a danger to others if i didn't have as many friends at school
#38 - theydontlikeu (09/28/2014) [-]
people expect their grandparents to die, you know its gonna happen and are prepared for it. just wait until you arent, when its a total fucking suprise that hits you out of nowhere, youll fucking cry, its how your brain handles shit like that.
#43 - taylor swift looks like a corpse. also her music is terrible 09/28/2014 on Nope You're wrong +1

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User avatar #1 - BionicFlame (05/13/2014) [-]
Cause of your most recent post I bought Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen. I hope it's as good as you say.
#2 to #1 - theydontlikeu (05/13/2014) [-]
proud of you. if you need any help understanding anything, let me know
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