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#45 - lmao 4 bags of heroine? "so hardcore!"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Facts 0
User avatar #46 - egosumproxi (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't recognise "bags" as a standardised unit of measurement...
#52 - theydontlikeu (12/08/2014) [-]
its like, four doses basically. but for a real addict that aint shit
#34 - ggod job sgt. whole-wheat. dismissed. 12/07/2014 on Dressing provocatively 0
#33 - "You want me?!" "You can have meee!&qu… 12/07/2014 on Dressing provocatively 0
#52 - blame nickelodeon 12/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#34 - those were the most annoying things ever. they literally s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on (untitled) +1
#44 - sacrilegious (11/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the spoiler.
#52 - theydontlikeu (12/01/2014) [-]
blame nickelodeon
#166 - ty 11/30/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
#128 - deflect* 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
#127 - if it couldnt cut the blade it would just pass right across it…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
#143 - Glitched (11/29/2014) [-]
Cortosis ore was a very rare, brittle, fibrous material whose conductive properties caused lightsabers to temporarily short out upon contact. This effect made cortosis a useful material for anti-lightsaber melee weapons, though with repeated strikes, a lightsaber could still cut through it. Cortosis, due to its energy resistant properties, was also resistant to blaster fire.

Consider youself learned.
#166 - theydontlikeu (11/30/2014) [-]
ty
#128 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
deflect*
#82 - ok i fogured as much, ive never watched or read any o… 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
#80 - im not denying that the handle is heavy, but the saber of ligh…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
User avatar #84 - demandsgayversion (11/29/2014) [-]
With a sword, you need force behind your swing to cut things, depending on how sharp it is. A lightsaber will just go through anything, no matter how fast it's moving.

Imagine a sword fight where the blade chops into a dude's arm or something. He has a pretty bad cut, but he still has his arm, because the blade wasn't going quite fast enough. But a lightsaber would go right through.
#170 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
Unless the supposed victim was wearing Cortosis weave armor of some kind...then not so much.
User avatar #174 - demandsgayversion (11/30/2014) [-]
Cortosis isn't canon
#176 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
It has not been made non-canon yet and it is still EU canon.

So it is still viable until Disney says/displays otherwise.
User avatar #177 - demandsgayversion (11/30/2014) [-]
>expanded universe
>canon

choose one
#178 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
The expanded universe will be giving inspiration to new canon projects....

So until it is made non-canon...it is still viable.
User avatar #179 - demandsgayversion (11/30/2014) [-]
And it did give inspiration, like the cross-sword, but it was never canon. George Lucas only considered his movies canon, everything else was "a different universe".

A long thing of why none of the EU was ever canon: (it's pretty much all covered here)
funnyjunk.com/Poor+luke/funny-pictures/5349129/48#48
#79 - not very versatile for something thats super engineered by cra…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
User avatar #91 - leonhardt (11/29/2014) [-]
Mastering the force takes even longer than it would to learn how to wield a lightsaber without de-balling yourself.
User avatar #81 - dorfdorfdorf (11/29/2014) [-]
they take years of mastering if you're a filthy, force-less plebeian
#82 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
ok i fogured as much,

ive never watched or read any of the main star wars works but ive seen a lot and im prety knowledgable on the universe
#73 - the concept of light sabers is pretty dumb imo. like, theres n…  [+] (27 new replies) 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
#101 - necronomous (11/29/2014) [-]
actually you could just turn off the light saber till it gets past the blade then turn it back on. making that weapon just as useless. plus it would be more heavy.
#127 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
if it couldnt cut the blade it would just pass right across it instead of deflecting it, you wouldnt be able to block each others attacks, giving the swordman the edge since the light saber man would be used to fighting other light sabers and lasers that reflect each other.
#143 - Glitched (11/29/2014) [-]
Cortosis ore was a very rare, brittle, fibrous material whose conductive properties caused lightsabers to temporarily short out upon contact. This effect made cortosis a useful material for anti-lightsaber melee weapons, though with repeated strikes, a lightsaber could still cut through it. Cortosis, due to its energy resistant properties, was also resistant to blaster fire.

Consider youself learned.
#166 - theydontlikeu (11/30/2014) [-]
ty
#128 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
deflect*
User avatar #98 - seelcudoom (11/29/2014) [-]
its a laser
it doesent cut with force it cuts/sears with fucking laser beams
#167 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
Not a laser at all...

Is actually a type of portable focused shield emitter.

User avatar #168 - seelcudoom (11/30/2014) [-]
it still cuts things far better then any blade
#169 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
okay?
Still not a laser.
Still not a laser.....and
Still not a laser.

Sure it cuts....but it is not a laser...

Wonder if that got through.
User avatar #171 - seelcudoom (11/30/2014) [-]
i know
the point wasent it was a laser
it was just that it does not cut the same way a sword does so his logic of there being no weight to the blade is pointless
#172 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
"its a laser
it doesent cut with force it cuts/sears with fucking laser beams" - seelcudoom

What was your point?

And wasent? Not even a word....you have came to a battle of wits unarmed.
User avatar #173 - seelcudoom (11/30/2014) [-]
"it doesent cut with force" that was the point
he was trying to say it needs weight to be a good sword
my point is it does not need weight because it is sci fi shit
#175 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually you called it a laser...

Doesn't need force?

That would really depend on what you're cutting now wouldn't it.

Don't really need force to cut a banana with a axe either....just let gravity do its thing.

So logically an axe is sci-fi lasers.....
User avatar #78 - demandsgayversion (11/29/2014) [-]
Actually, if you watch the lightsaber documentary, lightsabers are actually really heavy. It was part of the direction for Luke Hamil over the course of the original trilogy, to treat the lightsaber as really heavy. Then, over time, he got more comfortable with it, able to bypass some of the weight using the force, that's why he can be seen using it with one hand later.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIefj6dOhnM
#80 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
im not denying that the handle is heavy, but the saber of light, which is the part that needs to have weight for balance, has none. doesnt it? and still, wouldnt a sword that couldnt be cut by a lightsaber be a catch all kind of wweapon against the saber? jedi killing efficiency right there.
User avatar #84 - demandsgayversion (11/29/2014) [-]
With a sword, you need force behind your swing to cut things, depending on how sharp it is. A lightsaber will just go through anything, no matter how fast it's moving.

Imagine a sword fight where the blade chops into a dude's arm or something. He has a pretty bad cut, but he still has his arm, because the blade wasn't going quite fast enough. But a lightsaber would go right through.
#170 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
Unless the supposed victim was wearing Cortosis weave armor of some kind...then not so much.
User avatar #174 - demandsgayversion (11/30/2014) [-]
Cortosis isn't canon
#176 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
It has not been made non-canon yet and it is still EU canon.

So it is still viable until Disney says/displays otherwise.
User avatar #177 - demandsgayversion (11/30/2014) [-]
>expanded universe
>canon

choose one
#178 - Glitched (11/30/2014) [-]
The expanded universe will be giving inspiration to new canon projects....

So until it is made non-canon...it is still viable.
User avatar #179 - demandsgayversion (11/30/2014) [-]
And it did give inspiration, like the cross-sword, but it was never canon. George Lucas only considered his movies canon, everything else was "a different universe".

A long thing of why none of the EU was ever canon: (it's pretty much all covered here)
funnyjunk.com/Poor+luke/funny-pictures/5349129/48#48
#74 - dorfdorfdorf (11/29/2014) [-]
bruh

it's a fuckin laser
#79 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
not very versatile for something thats super engineered by crazy technology,

dont they take like, years and years of mastering? just to keep from cutting your own balls off?

light sabers are a crutch, master the force and the world becomes your light saber.
User avatar #91 - leonhardt (11/29/2014) [-]
Mastering the force takes even longer than it would to learn how to wield a lightsaber without de-balling yourself.
User avatar #81 - dorfdorfdorf (11/29/2014) [-]
they take years of mastering if you're a filthy, force-less plebeian
#82 - theydontlikeu (11/29/2014) [-]
ok i fogured as much,

ive never watched or read any of the main star wars works but ive seen a lot and im prety knowledgable on the universe
#70 - why not shoot kennedy yourself? super fun game, you … 11/29/2014 on obviously Illuminati -2
#25 - implying feminists and gamergate arent both stupid hate groups…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Poor Bastard -2
User avatar #27 - ponchosdm (11/27/2014) [-]
yes, I do imply that the other people that are not the feminists, are not a hate group...
#24 - implying feminists and gamergate arent both stupid hate groups… 11/27/2014 on Poor Bastard -3
#45 - >post random thing >say "yfw (random thing) … 11/22/2014 on yfw (desc.) 0
#6 - not funny and not a haiku, not even a good choice for the game itself 11/22/2014 on White privilege 0
#32 - roll picture 11/21/2014 on Have you ever thrown so hard 0
#22 - thats actually a really good idea on how to rob people.... 11/13/2014 on The Streaker +7
#27 - lmao, minimum wage. try 12. 50 an hour plus a fifty cent raise…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Tell me again why you're on... -1
#35 - funbaggy (11/05/2014) [-]
I work at a warehouse and the starting base pay is $11.90 and hour, and you are guaranteed a raise after a year. Also, there were always positions opening up for higher paying jobs. The work was pretty hard though.
User avatar #32 - midgetnigger (11/05/2014) [-]
I can confirm. My pops has worked for UPS for 24 years and makes about $35/hr. Shit hours and a lot of hard work though.
#315 - animals feel bro, mother whales are devastated when their chil… 10/31/2014 on The feely feel that feels .... 0
#49 - yes..  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on The feely feel that feels .... -1
User avatar #118 - goldenglimmer (10/31/2014) [-]
Dude, first it was the creatine, now this. You really need to start doing some research and building some factual foundation for your opinions, because the stubborn conviction you have when declaring them is completely unjustified if you don't, and you only come across as juvenile and ignorant. I'm saying this as a friend.

Sure, animals (which is a broad term encompassing basically any living organism, that aren't part of the plant kingdom, on Earth) can have varying degrees of emotional capabilities, but none come even close to the human capacity to feel. Our emotional sophistication is deeply rooted to our highly developed sense of self, or consciousness, which so far has only been proven to exist at all in us, the human animal. Without including the philosophical implications, on a purely practical level, we are way, and I mean way more advanced than any animal of which we are currently familiar with. This is just unequivocal fact, determined by vigorous study for centuries.

There are some recent studies that suggest a few different types of animals may have a very basic form of self understanding, but reading through these studies, it becomes evident that even if they have an inkling of any form of sentience, it cannot even begin to compare to the phenomenon that is human consciousness. Just not at all. Like, not even close. Seriously.

So yes, animals can feel. I know my dog feels happy or sad; if that's an instinctive or cultivated response, I don't know, but I sure treat him like a person sometimes, despite having my doubts about how profound his emotions are practically speaking.

TL;DR: Do a quick search on the internet, read some books, follow some modern and up-to-date science outlets and forums, and then start forming an opinion on things. However, rule of thumb, no matter how much you know, don't ever become arrogant (which you kind of were now), because although you may have knowledge, you never Know with a capital K.

Peace out, brotha.
#315 - theydontlikeu (10/31/2014) [-]
animals feel bro, mother whales are devastated when their children die, elephants mourn the loss of their families and can even go into depression, even fish can feel. and yeah i know that no animal has as much of a developed form of emotion as human beings, but they can feel still, but the thing is, humans are animals, just much more evolved, so is it too much to believe that these complex emotions and reactions are just a highly evolved form of our basic instincts?
#47 - all animals feel  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on The feely feel that feels .... -1
User avatar #48 - hankhillofthe (10/31/2014) [-]
Not like humans do.

We've got the whole package, every known emotion.

Though it is possible some animals feel emotions we're not familiar with.
#49 - theydontlikeu (10/31/2014) [-]
yes..
User avatar #118 - goldenglimmer (10/31/2014) [-]
Dude, first it was the creatine, now this. You really need to start doing some research and building some factual foundation for your opinions, because the stubborn conviction you have when declaring them is completely unjustified if you don't, and you only come across as juvenile and ignorant. I'm saying this as a friend.

Sure, animals (which is a broad term encompassing basically any living organism, that aren't part of the plant kingdom, on Earth) can have varying degrees of emotional capabilities, but none come even close to the human capacity to feel. Our emotional sophistication is deeply rooted to our highly developed sense of self, or consciousness, which so far has only been proven to exist at all in us, the human animal. Without including the philosophical implications, on a purely practical level, we are way, and I mean way more advanced than any animal of which we are currently familiar with. This is just unequivocal fact, determined by vigorous study for centuries.

There are some recent studies that suggest a few different types of animals may have a very basic form of self understanding, but reading through these studies, it becomes evident that even if they have an inkling of any form of sentience, it cannot even begin to compare to the phenomenon that is human consciousness. Just not at all. Like, not even close. Seriously.

So yes, animals can feel. I know my dog feels happy or sad; if that's an instinctive or cultivated response, I don't know, but I sure treat him like a person sometimes, despite having my doubts about how profound his emotions are practically speaking.

TL;DR: Do a quick search on the internet, read some books, follow some modern and up-to-date science outlets and forums, and then start forming an opinion on things. However, rule of thumb, no matter how much you know, don't ever become arrogant (which you kind of were now), because although you may have knowledge, you never Know with a capital K.

Peace out, brotha.
#315 - theydontlikeu (10/31/2014) [-]
animals feel bro, mother whales are devastated when their children die, elephants mourn the loss of their families and can even go into depression, even fish can feel. and yeah i know that no animal has as much of a developed form of emotion as human beings, but they can feel still, but the thing is, humans are animals, just much more evolved, so is it too much to believe that these complex emotions and reactions are just a highly evolved form of our basic instincts?
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#47 - thank you. 10/30/2014 on "So I quit my job today" +1

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User avatar #1 - BionicFlame (05/13/2014) [-]
Cause of your most recent post I bought Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen. I hope it's as good as you say.
#3 to #1 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
yo hmie. how was it?
#2 to #1 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
proud of you. if you need any help understanding anything, let me know
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