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#19 - Picture 12/30/2012 on instant karma +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on All the funny +21
User avatar #10 - turretbuddy (12/30/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU NAME NON-STRANGES?!


I understand the non-strange kritz though.
#2 - Picture 12/26/2012 on id give a fuck... +9
#6 - Haha I read that one. Man this bitch is butthurt. 12/23/2012 on http://feminismrising.tumbl... 0
#1 - If anyone was wondering what there voice sounds like... h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2012 on MFW hearing my own voice 0
User avatar #27 - misticalz (12/24/2012) [-]
God fucking damnit. Why did he pan it all the way to the left?
User avatar #28 - misticalz (12/24/2012) [-]
That video is really cool though, thanks :D
#5 - freakyorange (12/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - thefunnyside (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#80 - Comment deleted 12/22/2012 on Metallica +3
#16 - Picture 12/22/2012 on Desktop Check +1
#11 - Picture 12/22/2012 on The real reason the world... +3
#244 - *Watts 12/21/2012 on Wut 0
#5 - I've waited too damn long for this...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on 21st Dec 2012 +85
#66 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
But you kept forgetting that you were waiting for it.
#27 - irishlawyer (12/20/2012) [-]
its doorways, man
#4 - Picture 12/20/2012 on Meth 0
#3 - Picture 12/18/2012 on hwut +1
#2 - Swag thread? I need some more swag related pix/gifs.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on hwut +1
#4 - superdon (12/18/2012) [-]
Here you go. Take this.
#3 - theycallmeloye (12/18/2012) [-]
#865 - None of the numbers work. What am I doing wrong? 12/17/2012 on Enough is Enough +1
#160 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on weird ppl +8
#222 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on The only acceptable repost -1
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#221 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on The only acceptable repost -1
#2 - Comment deleted 12/16/2012 on 4chan win 0
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#229 - But everyone would be so much happier if there weren't people … 12/16/2012 on 15 Cool Facts 0
#217 - Oh so I suppose you're pro-life also? Versus pro-choice?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on 15 Cool Facts 0
User avatar #219 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
If a woman is pregnant she should have the baby unless it poses a clear threat to her own life. Other than that, I think women should just not get fucking pregnant. There is no pro-life or pro-choice argument here. What you're talking about is bribing desperate people to further the practice of eugenics.
User avatar #229 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
But everyone would be so much happier if there weren't people in the world pre-disposed to suffering. And children born to drug addicts are more pre-disposed to depression because of circumstances outside of their control. http://www.childwelfare.gov/pubs/usermanuals/substanceuse/chapterthree.cfm
#193 - All opinions aside that's extremely great for your father and …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on 15 Cool Facts 0
User avatar #207 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
>by and large, any pregnant woman who is an addict is identified long before birth. At that point, she is already a criminal and ACS will do their jobs.
>any child from an addict parent is automatically, without question or hesitation, taken by ACS and I can assure you they are very thorough.
>There is no evidence to indicate that adopted children lead any worse lives than anybody else.
>You're saying that because the few that fly under children's services' radar happen that none should be given the opportunity.
>You're a horrible person who thinks they get to play God.
User avatar #217 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
Oh so I suppose you're pro-life also? Versus pro-choice?
User avatar #219 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
If a woman is pregnant she should have the baby unless it poses a clear threat to her own life. Other than that, I think women should just not get fucking pregnant. There is no pro-life or pro-choice argument here. What you're talking about is bribing desperate people to further the practice of eugenics.
User avatar #229 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
But everyone would be so much happier if there weren't people in the world pre-disposed to suffering. And children born to drug addicts are more pre-disposed to depression because of circumstances outside of their control. http://www.childwelfare.gov/pubs/usermanuals/substanceuse/chapterthree.cfm
#142 - I interpret this as, a charity will pay you 300 dollars as com…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2012 on 15 Cool Facts 0
User avatar #178 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
hahahaha that's some funny shit, because my dad was a drug addict for fifteen years before I was born and I'm a CS major coming from one of the best tech colleges of my state and he's clean and sober and has a hugely successful career. Your point is moot.
User avatar #193 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
All opinions aside that's extremely great for your father and I'm really happy for you BUT in reality, how great success stories are out there? Even if the addict gives birth to a healthy baby they probably (again, PROBABLY) won't be able to take care of it and they should (again, SHOULD) give it up at which point it will grow up in an orphanage without the one on one care a baby needs from it's parents.
User avatar #207 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
>by and large, any pregnant woman who is an addict is identified long before birth. At that point, she is already a criminal and ACS will do their jobs.
>any child from an addict parent is automatically, without question or hesitation, taken by ACS and I can assure you they are very thorough.
>There is no evidence to indicate that adopted children lead any worse lives than anybody else.
>You're saying that because the few that fly under children's services' radar happen that none should be given the opportunity.
>You're a horrible person who thinks they get to play God.
User avatar #217 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
Oh so I suppose you're pro-life also? Versus pro-choice?
User avatar #219 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
If a woman is pregnant she should have the baby unless it poses a clear threat to her own life. Other than that, I think women should just not get fucking pregnant. There is no pro-life or pro-choice argument here. What you're talking about is bribing desperate people to further the practice of eugenics.
User avatar #229 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
But everyone would be so much happier if there weren't people in the world pre-disposed to suffering. And children born to drug addicts are more pre-disposed to depression because of circumstances outside of their control. http://www.childwelfare.gov/pubs/usermanuals/substanceuse/chapterthree.cfm
User avatar #144 - madjackwack (12/16/2012) [-]
just because a parent is/was a drug addict doesn't mean their child will be some deformed fucking mutant.
#82 - That's... Really smart actually. Why aren't we funding this??  [+] (16 new replies) 12/16/2012 on 15 Cool Facts +1
#156 - anonymous (12/16/2012) [-]
Because it's inhumane...
#276 - anonymous (12/16/2012) [-]
No. Letting peoplethat would actually accept $300 to get sterilised - so they can smoke more heroin - have children is inhumane.
User avatar #102 - madjackwack (12/16/2012) [-]
on the other hand, what the fuck is that guy doing?
User avatar #197 - quiksix (12/16/2012) [-]
He's smoking brown heroin.
User avatar #100 - madjackwack (12/16/2012) [-]
why do you think $300 would make an addict go get sterilized? he'd just go out and buy more shit.
User avatar #119 - ilovehitler (12/16/2012) [-]
I thought it meant sterilized so that they couldn't reproduce.

I may just be an idiot.
User avatar #123 - madjackwack (12/16/2012) [-]
wait, shit. if that's true what the fuck? how fucking stuck up must you be to decided who's "worthy" enough to reproduce and who isn't. cunts.
User avatar #142 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
I interpret this as, a charity will pay you 300 dollars as compensation for getting sterilized. Anyone who is a drug addict should not put their disgusting addiction into the gene pool. This is a wonderful charity and potentially has prevented 100s or thousands of babies from growing up into fucked up adults with more drug habits.
User avatar #178 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
hahahaha that's some funny shit, because my dad was a drug addict for fifteen years before I was born and I'm a CS major coming from one of the best tech colleges of my state and he's clean and sober and has a hugely successful career. Your point is moot.
User avatar #193 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
All opinions aside that's extremely great for your father and I'm really happy for you BUT in reality, how great success stories are out there? Even if the addict gives birth to a healthy baby they probably (again, PROBABLY) won't be able to take care of it and they should (again, SHOULD) give it up at which point it will grow up in an orphanage without the one on one care a baby needs from it's parents.
User avatar #207 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
>by and large, any pregnant woman who is an addict is identified long before birth. At that point, she is already a criminal and ACS will do their jobs.
>any child from an addict parent is automatically, without question or hesitation, taken by ACS and I can assure you they are very thorough.
>There is no evidence to indicate that adopted children lead any worse lives than anybody else.
>You're saying that because the few that fly under children's services' radar happen that none should be given the opportunity.
>You're a horrible person who thinks they get to play God.
User avatar #217 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
Oh so I suppose you're pro-life also? Versus pro-choice?
User avatar #219 - pukingrainbows (12/16/2012) [-]
If a woman is pregnant she should have the baby unless it poses a clear threat to her own life. Other than that, I think women should just not get fucking pregnant. There is no pro-life or pro-choice argument here. What you're talking about is bribing desperate people to further the practice of eugenics.
User avatar #229 - theycallmeloye (12/16/2012) [-]
But everyone would be so much happier if there weren't people in the world pre-disposed to suffering. And children born to drug addicts are more pre-disposed to depression because of circumstances outside of their control. http://www.childwelfare.gov/pubs/usermanuals/substanceuse/chapterthree.cfm
User avatar #144 - madjackwack (12/16/2012) [-]
just because a parent is/was a drug addict doesn't mean their child will be some deformed fucking mutant.
#109 - gersberms (12/16/2012) [-]
At least he can't have babies.
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User avatar #6 - ferriumerris (05/04/2013) [-]
left you an idea on your post, hope it helps bro.
User avatar #1 - rockerforlife (03/04/2013) [-]
Coolest. Avatar. Ever
User avatar #2 to #1 - theycallmeloye (03/04/2013) [-]
Duuuuuude your that first person to ever say that. Glad you too appreciate the angelic voice of the greatest rock singer of all time.
User avatar #3 to #2 - rockerforlife (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't know about singer but the dude was a poet! his lyrics were pure genius and completely hysterical
User avatar #4 to #3 - theycallmeloye (03/04/2013) [-]
I find his voice (especially in Touch Me) sublime. Do you know there the name, "The Doors" comes from?
User avatar #5 to #4 - rockerforlife (03/05/2013) [-]
a Nietzsche quote "When the doors of perception are opened then things will appear to us as they truly are - infinite" I think is the quote.
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