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#221 - All but 1 are men. Coincidence??  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on IQ 0
User avatar #224 - alphawolffifteen (01/30/2013) [-]
All of them are white, too.
User avatar #226 - alphawolffifteen (01/30/2013) [-]
Well...some are yellow...but you get my implications.
#147 - I LOVE YOU DADDYYYYYYY 01/30/2013 on Bros before Hoes +2
#45 - I have the strangest boner... 01/29/2013 on Have you seen my bear Tibbers? 0
#258 - I've wanted to create something like this forever. Thank you O… 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +6
#142 - Those are so ******* good. 01/24/2013 on Wat -2
#353 - Bonjour! 01/24/2013 on Hmmm... (2) +2
#6 - "I wanted to leave the party was at it's height, I didn't… 01/23/2013 on far side 0
#18 - stretch and scratch *and sniff 01/21/2013 on Truest statement +8
#94 - Formula one cars aren't street legal. They're in a whole diffe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson +8
#207 - anemptycup (01/21/2013) [-]
No one said shit about anything being street legal, we were talking about engines. Get your wannabe gearhead ass out of here and quit copy pasting shit from Top Gear.
#90 - I was not aware. +like +fav thank you 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson 0
#89 - It's apples and oranges dude. You're talking about a single EN…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson 0
User avatar #92 - anemptycup (01/20/2013) [-]
>fastest production car in the world
>didn't say shit about the Veyron SS
The Veyron's engine really isn't incredible. If you want to talk about incredible engines, we can discuss Fomula One.
#94 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
Formula one cars aren't street legal. They're in a whole different universe.
#207 - anemptycup (01/21/2013) [-]
No one said shit about anything being street legal, we were talking about engines. Get your wannabe gearhead ass out of here and quit copy pasting shit from Top Gear.
#88 - Or I verified everything I said with a quick internet search... 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson 0
#62 - I believe closer to 5 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson -1
#61 - Yes a lot that was on top gear. But so what? I wasn't claiming… 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson 0
#48 - a minute... 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson +2
#47 - I appreciate your opinion but have a counter. If you can affor… 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson +2
#37 - Ohhh okay. Yea I knew there was an update but I wasn't sure ho… 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson 0
#29 - Fourth bullet point down: at *top* speed  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson 0
#40 - autoxx (01/20/2013) [-]
But how long for it to take in 45 million liters of air.
Technically any car will take in that much air, more in fact...
User avatar #48 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
a minute...
#28 - FUN BUGATTI VEYRON FACTS!: -The original Veyron, the …  [+] (45 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Gradpa and grandson +33
User avatar #191 - mistapotatohead (01/20/2013) [-]
Revisions

-Veyrons still use W-16 engines
-Veyrons still use 10 radiators
-They have 4 turbochargers
#116 - lolothundah (01/20/2013) [-]
Aren't they still using W16's for all the Bugatti Veyron's to date?

I would also like to know how a Koenigsegg Agera with only a Twin turbo V8 can hit speeds of 245 mph...
#118 - lolothundah (01/20/2013) [-]
And also although the top speed hasn't been proven yet, I'll take this over the Veyron on any day...
#102 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
3 v style engines
#87 - anemptycup (01/20/2013) [-]
I hate it when people point out facts about the Veyron's engine and over rate it. Nelson Racing Engines makes a 632 cubic inch big block chevy that makes over 2200 horspower using the same fuel as the Veyron, and it doesn't cost nearly as much.
User avatar #93 - anemptycup (01/20/2013) [-]
For anyone who's interested...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seh9wUFHTBA
User avatar #89 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
It's apples and oranges dude. You're talking about a single ENGINE people put in old muscle cars. I'm talking about the fastest production car in the world. And I'm not over rating it. If you don't think it has an incredible engine then you're got to get out more.
User avatar #92 - anemptycup (01/20/2013) [-]
>fastest production car in the world
>didn't say shit about the Veyron SS
The Veyron's engine really isn't incredible. If you want to talk about incredible engines, we can discuss Fomula One.
#94 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
Formula one cars aren't street legal. They're in a whole different universe.
#207 - anemptycup (01/21/2013) [-]
No one said shit about anything being street legal, we were talking about engines. Get your wannabe gearhead ass out of here and quit copy pasting shit from Top Gear.
#85 - fjmod (01/20/2013) [-]
I was gonna thumb you up until you said " sorry if I made any fact or spelling errors (although I doubt I did)" That just made you seem cocky.
User avatar #88 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
Or I verified everything I said with a quick internet search...
#81 - mericafuckyeah (01/20/2013) [-]
While the Veyron is an amazing car, this bad boy here is better in almost every way.
The Hennessey Venom GT has 200 more horsepower, mush lighter weight, a lower 0-60 time and a much faster(by 10 seconds) 0-200 mph time. It has a faster theoretical top speed, but that cant be proven because VW owns the only place in the world where you can test it safely. Finally, it does this on only a V8 engine, and only 2 turbos. The fact that the Venom has half the cylinders and turbos asa the Veyron yet is still faster shows which is the better made car.
#130 - wrc (01/20/2013) [-]
Is there any proof on the that 0-60 time?? I seriously doubt drive that a 1200 bhp rear wheel drive car can do that in less than 2.5 seconds
#160 - mericafuckyeah (01/20/2013) [-]
www.venomgt.com/the-venom-gt/specifications/
Its actually exactly 2.5 seconds, and 0-200mph in 15.3 seconds
#219 - wrc (02/04/2013) [-]
Says 2.7 in the link captn
User avatar #90 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
I was not aware. +like +fav thank you
User avatar #83 - carmasterzaib (01/20/2013) [-]
god this car.....who ever has the balls to take this car to the top speed has my lifelong respect, and so do the people who turned a lotus into a veyron killer
User avatar #77 - legin (01/20/2013) [-]
awesome.
User avatar #76 - dksidefortyone (01/20/2013) [-]
You know, I have the 2013 Accord, and that guy has really good breaking power, I couldn't even imagine how that Veyron would feel.
#71 - wilsonc (01/20/2013) [-]
Also, buy a Gallardo and hand it over to Underground Racing and you have a 1500hp car with a 0-60 under 2 seconds, 1/4 mile in 8.5 seconds, and a top speed of 270mph all for around $300k. Doesn't need fucking 100 radiators like the Veyron either, that's just bad engineering.
#205 - mrbip (01/20/2013) [-]
But this is not street legal.

And it's not 270.
User avatar #215 - wilsonc (01/22/2013) [-]
Yes it is street legal, look at all the damn videos on YouTube of them driving on the road. And yes, they have hit 270mph. Fucking Look. It. Up.
#216 - mrbip (01/23/2013) [-]
No it's not street legal at all. And I can't find them hitting 270 anywhere on the web. I've looked it up befoire posting.

To go so fast a car needs to be built perfectly, sadly the gallardo has a poor design.
User avatar #217 - wilsonc (01/27/2013) [-]
Motherfucking stupid fucking piece of shit sheep. You are just so fucking stupid, I would literally beat the shit out of you ever I ever saw you on person. YES THEY FUCKING ARE STREET LEGAL YOU SLOBBERING IDIOT!!! FUCKING DAMNIT. LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING VIDEOS OF THEM ON YOUTUBE YOU BRAINLESS SHEEP PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE!!! AND YEAH, I'M SURE THE GALLARDO WAS BUILT SO FUCKING POORLY, YOU MUST BE A MASTER AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEER. FUCKING IDIOT!!!! KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.
#218 - mrbip (01/28/2013) [-]
Hey kid, YOU MAD?

If you don't want to learn anything, fine.

Stay misinformed.
User avatar #220 - wilsonc (03/24/2013) [-]
I just went to a cars and coffee meet and there was a LP560 Spyder UGR TT. License plates, registration, and all. Fucking moron.
#221 - mrbip (04/01/2013) [-]
........................................You completely miss the point. (Jealous that you went to cars and coffee though. )

The point is that alot of people drive things that are not legal on the road.

#63 - wilsonc (01/20/2013) [-]
This post, there is so many things wrong with it, holy shit. First of all, the original Veyron was called nothing but "Veyron". Secondly, all Veyrons use a W16. Thirdly, you are completely and entirely wrong about the layout of the engine. Here's a picture with the heads raised to see what it really looks like. Pretty much two VR8's connected at a 90 degree angle.
#59 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
taken straight from Top Gear.
User avatar #61 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
Yes a lot that was on top gear. But so what? I wasn't claiming originality or anything.
User avatar #55 - harrytheheadcrab (01/20/2013) [-]
Don't they get like 1.6 MPG or some horrid shit like that?
User avatar #79 - legin (01/20/2013) [-]
nowhere near that much
User avatar #62 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
I believe closer to 5
User avatar #46 - stream (01/20/2013) [-]
Call me old fashion but give me a mclaren f1 any day because i enjoy not having to buy tires every 2500 miles and changing wheels every 10,000 miles
User avatar #70 - wilsonc (01/20/2013) [-]
Except a McLaren is WAY more expensive than any Veyron, not only in initial purchase (~$4mill is what they're running right now) but maintenance on them is ludicrous. I would take an F1 over a Veyron any day though.
User avatar #47 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
I appreciate your opinion but have a counter. If you can afford a Veyron, you can DEFINATLY afford to pay someone to do those things for you.
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User avatar #67 - wilsonc (01/20/2013) [-]
Wrong wrong wrong wrong fucking wrong. The Grand Sport is the convertible model moron, it has a top speed of 253mph. The Super Sport, the 1200hp model, only goes 267mph. The Shelby SSC went 256mph, but can theoretically do 273mph.
User avatar #38 - capslockrage (01/20/2013) [-]
Them making it for 5 mil, selling for 1.5 mill doesn't seem legit, considering there are hundreds of these cars.
#36 - mrbip (01/20/2013) [-]
-The bugatti Veyron was the ''original'' veyron. The GS was the first upgrade.
-It still has a w16
-3 for the engine
-267 mph now.
User avatar #37 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
Ohhh okay. Yea I knew there was an update but I wasn't sure how many and what changed. Thank you!
#29 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
Fourth bullet point down:
at *top* speed
#40 - autoxx (01/20/2013) [-]
But how long for it to take in 45 million liters of air.
Technically any car will take in that much air, more in fact...
User avatar #48 - theycallmeloye (01/20/2013) [-]
a minute...
#117 - "You wank it, we bank it" 01/18/2013 on Tumblr +1
#9 - I did not see that... Okay then, bye-bye comment. Thank you good sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on I heard you like pool 0
User avatar #10 - Riukanojutsu (01/16/2013) [-]
no problemo
#7 - What?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2013 on I heard you like pool 0
User avatar #8 - Riukanojutsu (01/16/2013) [-]
look at the comment below
User avatar #9 - theycallmeloye (01/16/2013) [-]
I did not see that... Okay then, bye-bye comment. Thank you good sir.
User avatar #10 - Riukanojutsu (01/16/2013) [-]
no problemo
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2013 on I heard you like pool 0
User avatar #6 - Riukanojutsu (01/16/2013) [-]
comment repost, really?
User avatar #7 - theycallmeloye (01/16/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #8 - Riukanojutsu (01/16/2013) [-]
look at the comment below
User avatar #9 - theycallmeloye (01/16/2013) [-]
I did not see that... Okay then, bye-bye comment. Thank you good sir.
User avatar #10 - Riukanojutsu (01/16/2013) [-]
no problemo
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User avatar #1 - rockerforlife (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - theycallmeloye (03/04/2013) [-]
Duuuuuude your that first person to ever say that. Glad you too appreciate the angelic voice of the greatest rock singer of all time.
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I don't know about singer but the dude was a poet! his lyrics were pure genius and completely hysterical
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I find his voice (especially in Touch Me) sublime. Do you know there the name, "The Doors" comes from?
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a Nietzsche quote "When the doors of perception are opened then things will appear to us as they truly are - infinite" I think is the quote.
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